Hello, Althanas.

[Heinrich Black]

Heinrich Black here. Hello, Althanas!

About my roleplaying:
I'm new to forum roleplaying, but I've been complimented on my literacy on what I have done.
I'm familiar with pen and paper games.
I'm looking foreward to getting my character into an interesting roleplay here.

I take critisizm very well, and encourage feedback from my roleplay posts. So, fire away.

I look foreward to a good story and some good fun.
See ya'll in Althanas.

[Witchblade]

If you like criticism and feedback then you've definitely come to the right place. I have a feeling you'll really enjoy our scoring and judging system here, allowing writers to grow and improve.

Anyway, welcome to Althanas!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Christoph, BlackandBlueEues, Serilliant, Arsene, Tainted Bushido, Taskmienster, Caden Law and Inkfinger for they may become dependent on you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a good day. ^^

*offers you fresh cookies*

[Aphira Ronameki]

Hi person! ^.^
So far I like it here lots, but I here that there is apparently something wrong with the cookies... o.O

((Edit: Ironically, and unknown to myself, my wariness of cookies is posted directly after Witchblade's offer... xD))

[Alydia Ettermire]

Don't eat the cookies.

Ever.

And don't hit on the redheads, Letho will eat you.

Other than that, have a nice stay.

[Aphira Ronameki]

That makes me feel better...
So why are cookies bad anyway, sorry, just curious. ._.

[Alydia Ettermire]

Long running joke.

[Aiko]

Because certain posters who shall remain nameless have a history of poisoning newcomers and enslaving them to her every whim and desire. Not that that's a bad thing, it's actually quite pleasurable. Its the whole lack of free-will thing that many don't like.

Hey Heinrich, welcome.

[Witchblade]

*whistles innocently*

Now who would do such a thing as enslave new members?

[Aphira Ronameki]

O.O I see... Well, if you like that kind of thing, then I suppose it's all good. xD

[Christoph]

Eat the cookies.

[Taskmienster]

Or feed me. I need a new person to cling to! ^^

Welcome to the site, ignore Witchy's warning about me, but not the warning about the cookies. If you like to be enslaved, then go with the psychopathic, mouth sewn shut Witchy. :p

We are quite insane, and I'm sure you'll love it here. I started rping through pen and paper, me and my friends made a basic character profile at the beginning of a composition book and then just handed it back and forth to whoever's turn it was to write. I miss those days, it was kinda fun.

Then I found Althanas, 6 years back, and have been in love since. Well, kinda one of those hidden loves you can't let your significant other find out about... haha.

Anyway, enough rambling!

Welcome to the site, have fun, and feel free to ask questions if you are confused about anything. We're pretty good at answering questions, or at least finding someone who can. Lol

[Sorahn]

Being enslaved isn't that bad... We get let out for a walk every now and then. <.<

But who knows what she puts in those cookies. Better to just leave those alone.

Anyways, welcome to Althanas! If you enjoy writing and want to improve and like criticism then this is your jam. You'll be part of the collective soon.

*ahem*

Althanas has been known to cause severe addiction in 90% of lab animals. Talk to your doctor before begining an RP regimen. Tell your doctor if you begin to experience withdrawls, altering of speech, extremely high post-count, or large numbers of characters as these may be signs of a more serious condition known as zombification. Do not write on Althanas if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or wish to retain any of your free time.

Ask your doctor if Althanas is right for you.

[Witchblade]

lmao!

Sorahn, that was pretty awesome. :p

[Winterhair]

You will be hurt.
Welcome to Althanas.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Grittings and welcome!

Christoph is slacking. I noticed that he didn't force a link for the Scara Brae Mission Board (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=18219) on you like he usually does with the new bloods 'round these parts.

>.>

[Christoph]

Damn it, BaBE! You're muscling in on my territory!

[Yari Rafanas]

Damn it, BaBE! You're muscling in on my territory!

I could say the same thing about you, technically.

Welcome to Althanas.