Happy Birthday Melancor!

[Arsène]

Enjoy it, you little artsy nerd-boy, you.

[Taskmienster]

Happy Birthday!

[Aiko]

Happy Birthday!

For your birthday, I present for you my first ever birthday prediction, guaranteed to be anywhere between -100% to 100% accurate.*

For the first quarter of your next year, you will be regularly visited by aliens from Andromeda Galaxy for "scientific Inquires".

During your second Quarter you will be awarded a Judges Choice for one of your threads.

For your third Quarter you will finally be able to learn the answer to that all important question "Who let the dogs out?"

Finally, for your fourth Quarter you will be haunted by an undead mime.

*Not a Guarantee

[Lord Anglekos]

I was thinking of posting this thread yesterday, but then I found a chicken wing sitting mysteriously by me, and lost all interest in you.
Sorry. Chicken wing > Melancor.
But anyways, Happy (somewhat belated) birthday.