Bow to the god of...

[Zederech Ronthas]

Yes! The cake god has arrived! :D

Have no fear, those whom I smile upon will have cake to their heart's content, and more!

[Lord Anglekos]

Smile upon me, fool, or I shall melt that frosting upon your face.
I want cake.
Now.
Oh yeah, welcome.

[Witchblade]

Welcome to Althanas!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people; Christoph, Tainted Bushido, Inkfinger, Lord Anglekos, Taskmienster, Max Dirks, BlackandBlueEyes and Arsene for they may become attached to you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^_^

*offers freshly baked cookies*

[Zederech Ronthas]

Heh, thanks, but first I require offerings of all purpose white flour and other cake ingredients ^^

and no! I was told about the cookie trick!
but it's okay, my nature resistance is rediculus! *devours the plate*

[Inkfinger]

Welcome to Althanas!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people; Christoph, Tainted Bushido, Inkfinger, Lord Anglekos, Taskmienster, Max Dirks, BlackandBlueEyes and Arsene for they may become attached to you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^_^

*offers freshly baked cookies*

*sad, sad puppy face* I needz foodz. D:

[Zederech Ronthas]

I smile upon thee! Cake is yours to enjoy!

[Karuka]

Been a while since we've had cake on here.

Waaaaaaaait...

Cake is a dangerous commodity, kid.

[Dissinger]

The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!

[Zederech Ronthas]

yeah... after all... the cake is a lie!!!

[Karuka]

That's why I favor cup cakes. (http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Make_Cake_in_a_Mug)

[Lord Anglekos]

The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!

WHO TOLD YOU?! D:<
Unibrow man is angry now. D:<

[Zederech Ronthas]

*holds one finger to his eyebrows, as if to connect them*
~~One is the lonliest number that you ever did.~~

[Aphira Ronameki]

You moron, I can't believe you ate the cookies!
Even after you already knew about them.. That's kinda wierd... o.O

[Zederech Ronthas]

heh... I've been hungry since january, you know that ^^

I'm still starving!!!

[Lord Anglekos]

I'm still starving!!!

When starving...
...look to the east when the sun rises.
Gandalf will be there.
With food.
Have at 'im.

[Lady Blackwell]

ahh good ol' gandalf, i think i may have jumped him a few times, be careful though he has some powerful magic that hurts -holds right arm-

[Zederech Ronthas]

don't worry, can't cast magic at what he doesn't know is there... or if it's two miles away with cross hairs and a sniper rifle :D

[Destrudo]

Welcome welcome!
*Offers you two glasses of punch, one in the left hand, one in the right hand, one red, one blue. One is poisoned, one is not. One will leave you feeling refreshed, one will make you do funny and amusing things for our pleasure. Choose wisely, you can only have one glass.*

[Lord Anglekos]

don't worry, can't cast magic at what he doesn't know is there... or if it's two miles away with cross hairs and a sniper rifle :D

Someone's been reading some Jim Butcher.

[Zederech Ronthas]

Jim who?
*takes out a cup and mixes the red and blue punch equally to make purple punch*
it's okay, I have high nature resistance
*chugs punch*

[Lady Blackwell]

hmm i want punch :( no fair

anyways welcome to the server i shall give u a list of people to run away from and be careful of

[Destrudo]

You might have high resistance, but I deal exclusively with things that are irresistible, and there was a chemical in the unpoisoned blue punch that changed the nature of the poisoned red punch.

*The poisoned purple punch turns you into a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater. and you immediately start rocking out. The effects are permanent unless you purchase the Antidote at the price of one battle together in the citadel.*

For Bandit:
*Unpoisoned orange colored punch is immediately served.*

[Lady Blackwell]

grabs the punch and runs into his corner and sips away at it

[Zederech Ronthas]

again, it's okay, I can dispel poisons, diseases, curses, and all other ill effects ^^
I'm just an awesome healer like that!

[wizardmon599]

B-B-B-Bull. X3
All you do is stand in the corner and go, "Whooo~oo~ooo~oo." lmao

Wow, that was nothing but a huge reference-fest. XD
...Stupid healadins. -_-

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Is it safe? Can I come in and say hi?

Grittings and welcome, newperson type!

[Christoph]

Is it safe? Can I come in and say hi?


No! GTFO!

[Lady Blackwell]

damn you destrudo that punch made me go funky like look at what wizardmon said

[Nightstalker]

Goodness, you must be a teetotaler, as that punch was unspiked with anything!

[Lady Blackwell]

nope just love the sugary punch ^.^

[Zederech Ronthas]

*responding to wizardmon*
yeah, but can YOU cure poisans? nope, priests can't do that, that's why pallies are better
*to BlackAndBlueEyes*
thanks!

[Tainted Bushido]

Actually, no one can cure poisAns, cause they don't exist. PoisOns however, are fair game. ;)

However, if we're in a WoW debate, hunters pwn, nuff said. I remember I was down a good, five levels (35 to their 40) and I dueled a Pally, I nearly dropped him, he was sooo embarrassed.

That hasn't changed since, except I win more often than not...

[Nightstalker]

Hmm... Then I guess I'll have to step it up a notch.

[Lady Blackwell]

that you shall night that u shall

[wizardmon599]

-high fives Tainted Bushido- Hurray for pally-beating!

[Zederech Ronthas]

pfff! I have bubbles
'nuff said

[Rahegalhoff]

pfff! I have bubbles
'nuff said

So a Paladin, and an Anti-Paladin, AKA a Doomknight. Together on the same site.

Perhaps eventually, we can do something together. You and me, Lawful Good, versus Lawful Evil, or Lawful Good cooperating with Lawful Evil. But only if the scales balance in your favor.

[Cyrus the virus]

Wooooooooooooow.

[Karuka]

pfff! I have bubbles
'nuff said

Those are awesome for distracting puppies, toddlers, and all sorts of ADD afflicted people.

[Zederech Ronthas]

or 5v1 matches where they suddenly realize 'WTF!!! Instant cast 10k heal?'
and Rahegalhoff, I'd be delighted to join in a quest with you, but Wiz wants me for a musical RP... I'm the bar tender ;p

[Mage Hunter]

OMG Instacast 10k heal...

OMG Viper Sting, no mana now WTF HAX! ;)

[Rahegalhoff]

Rahegalhoff, I'd be delighted to join in a quest with you, but Wiz wants me for a musical RP... I'm the bar tender ;p

Enjoy your singing and dancing while you can. I have an important Solo to go accomplish first, before I can honestly declare myself a Doomknight.

[Lord Anglekos]

OMG Instacast 10k heal...

OMG Viper Sting, no mana now WTF HAX! ;)

Oh yeah?
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x317/red_celica/Bankai_This_by_chaosweaver6139.jpg
EAT IT. D:

[Aphira Ronameki]

Lmao, that is an awesome pic.

[Zederech Ronthas]

I'll see your bazooka and raise you a... bubble hearth!!!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/valis78731/bubbleandhearth.jpg

[Lord Anglekos]

OH YEAH?!
I...
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/updown6/supersaiyankitty.jpg
Alright, I'll stop.

[wizardmon599]

That is the coolest picture I've ever seen! ^-^