IM Conversations (part 2)

[Cyrus the virus]

This is a few minutes after he tried to get me to IM him and see his away message, but I kept deliberately not sending one while he was on away status. It was apparently about World of Warcraft. Hahaha.

Kyrsdvaggadaggan: when's that next post gonna be?
DraconianCyrus: Later tonight or sunday
DraconianCyrus: I've been tired lately, I guess
Kyrsdvaggadaggan: ok, just checking
Kyrsdvaggadaggan: no pressure
Kyrsdvaggadaggan: brb dinnah time
Kyrsdvaggadaggan is away at 7:46:04 PM.
DraconianCyrus: SHOW ME YOUR AWAY MESSAGE MAN

Auto response from Kyrsdvaggadaggan: I am currently eating dinner and will be back shortly....after I take a ginormous crap.

DraconianCyrus: That sucks. What a stupid away message. You should show me one about WoW.

[Vorin]

I hate you Cyrus. I was just about to make a new IM thread and I saw this.

AngelicMalice15 (12:25:37 PM): What's a vagina like?
Winter Shall Not (12:26:47 PM): A small wet hot glove.
Winter Shall Not (12:26:47 PM): Why?
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:01 PM): I don't know
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:05 PM): It interests me
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:20 PM): And how would you know what a small, wet, hot glove feels like
Winter Shall Not (12:27:32 PM): Christina?
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:40 PM): Have young children working in sweatshops been giving you handjobs again?
Winter Shall Not (12:29:37 PM): Heck no.
Winter Shall Not (12:29:59 PM): I take their heads off, it's just fun, it has nothing to do with sex.

[Serilliant]

Don't blame Cyrus. I did it. Punk.

[Vorin]

Atleast he's cute.

AngelicMalice15 (9:07:39 PM): Because Ashiakin told me his suspicion that you were someone who believe he was a reincarnated elf spirit
SighterGoliant (9:07:46 PM): Ahahaha, I'm going to kill him.
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:02 PM): With your bow or forest magic?
SighterGoliant (9:08:02 PM): That's so weird I don't know where to begin.
SighterGoliant (9:08:12 PM): I HATE YOU
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:39 PM): Do your kin use swords?
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:50 PM): Or are they the weapon of men
SighterGoliant (9:09:41 PM): You're dumb.
AngelicMalice15 (9:09:56 PM): I'm dirty blonde
AngelicMalice15 (9:10:02 PM): It's expected
SighterGoliant (9:10:05 PM): Hahaha
SighterGoliant (9:10:25 PM): Anyway, if you must know, I'm of the school of thought that likes elves to use swords.
SighterGoliant (9:10:32 PM): You would know this had you paid attention to Findelfin.
SighterGoliant (9:10:45 PM): Although they should be versed in the bow as well.
AngelicMalice15 (9:12:22 PM): I'd pay attention to findelfin if we had sex!
AngelicMalice15 (9:12:29 PM): That'd be a great thread
AngelicMalice15 (9:12:43 PM): Elves don't have sex enough, what with their wanning and all
SighterGoliant (9:13:07 PM): Wanning?
SighterGoliant (9:13:14 PM): WANING.
AngelicMalice15 (9:13:30 PM): Stop the caps lock
AngelicMalice15 (9:13:33 PM): It's scary
SighterGoliant (9:13:47 PM): GO TO ANGBAND

[Slayer of the Rot]

Sukoda Fox (9:19:29 PM): Well...I do plan on taking over the world one day.
Alcoholic Slayer (9:20:20 PM): Pssh, get in line behind all the other people with a mental disorder, a steel prosthetic fist, a scarred eye, and a cat. I.E. me.
Sukoda Fox (9:20:53 PM): I don't need to get in line, I'll sneak up behind everyone else and take the world by surprise, no one will see it coming.
Sukoda Fox (9:21:12 PM): Because I'm canadian and no one suspects the canadian's, it's why we're so damn nice, you know, because we know everyone else is doomed. :p
Alcoholic Slayer (9:21:39 PM): Note to self; nuke Canada first.
Sukoda Fox (9:21:47 PM): *sadness*
Alcoholic Slayer (9:21:48 PM): After evacuating all the asians.
Sukoda Fox (9:21:56 PM): *more sadness*
Alcoholic Slayer (9:22:06 PM): And maybe Megan. In shackles!
Sukoda Fox (9:22:16 PM): Yeah, you'd love that. >.>
Alcoholic Slayer (9:22:43 PM): Damn straight. :p

[INDK]

ModernDayPaladin: I like that
ModernDayPaladin: its a really nice touch
AngelicMalice15: I almost forgot it
AngelicMalice15: I usually forget flaws
ModernDayPaladin: it gives him some great touches
AngelicMalice15: When do flaws not add depth
AngelicMalice15: Where would Raelyse be without a limp
ModernDayPaladin: but then some characters are the opposite
ModernDayPaladin: where would Molotov be without awesome?

[Cyrus the virus]

DraconianCyrus: I want you to know that I would still like you to visit.
Alcoholic Slayer: i suspected as much! i am pretty sure i am going to mexico first, lol. you know, for tequila and whores
DraconianCyrus: ...Oh o_O
DraconianCyrus: The whores here are better looking
DraconianCyrus: But the tequila is more expensive
DraconianCyrus: Actually, so are the whores

[Dissinger]

[01:43] DraconianCyrus: OOOH
[01:43] DraconianCyrus: Oh you SEXY fuck!
[01:43] DraconianCyrus: YOU SEXY BITCH
[01:43] DraconianCyrus: Seth and Luc could be pitted against each other in a round
[01:43] DraconianCyrus: And they can see how vulnerable Luc is against Hex magic
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: Since he just doesn't knwo how to counter it
[01:44] SethDahlios: exactly
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: Oh shitballs, that's sexy
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: I want you, Pat.
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: Yes
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: YES
[01:44] SethDahlios: take me

[Taliel Escabre]

[01:44]DraconianCyrus: I want you, Pat.
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: Yes
[01:44] DraconianCyrus: YES
[01:44] SethDahlios: take me

That deeply disturbs me :P

[Yamihara]

Frickin' long, I say, but do look at the speakers closely. The entire gang's there, if you look good eough.

A little tidbit of what went on while I was there.


Raven Adventwings says: Huh... Raphael's a dirty blonde?
AngelicMalice says:Ashen
AngelicMalice says:It sounds more dashing
Raven Adventwings says:But, still... Dirty Blonde
AngelicMalice says:It says ashen!
Raven Adventwings says:XDDD Just yankin' your chain, dear
AngelicMalice says:I will so kidnapp Yamihara'
AngelicMalice says:And get her drunk
AngelicMalice says:And then sleep with her
AngelicMalice says:And then bring her back
Raven Adventwings says:Yamihara: Hey-Wha- I will NOT end up on the same bed with YOU!
AngelicMalice says:You will with 2 jugs of wine in you
Raven Adventwings says:Yami, what did I tell you? Don't post anything until I tell you to!
Raven Adventwings says:Sorry 'bout that, but you heard her
AngelicMalice says:5 jugs of wine
AngelicMalice says:And a donkey!
Raven Adventwings says:Yami: AAAHHH!!!! NO! NONONONONO!!!
Raven Adventwings says:Yikes, looks like you scared her really badly
AngelicMalice says:We so need to do a thread!
AngelicMalice says:I mean, I could either steal from her, get her drunk, or sleep with her
Raven Adventwings says:Huh? A thread with Yamihara, Murakama or Mikami?
AngelicMalice says:Or protect her from someone...not well
AngelicMalice says:They look the same!
Raven Adventwings says:Argh. THose girls are giving me a pretty hard time keeping tabs...
Raven Adventwings says:Well... Mikami's got black hair. I thought you knew that
AngelicMalice says:When was this?
Raven Adventwings says:Wha? She's been on Althanas for two months now!
Raven Adventwings says:Gadgeteer Mikami, that's her.
AngelicMalice says:I can sleep with 'er too!
Raven Adventwings says:Mikami: EEK! Get away from me!
Raven Adventwings says:Mikami! Stay away from this guy!
AngelicMalice says:My pirate's a pirate
AngelicMalice says:What good's a pirate without a woman
AngelicMalice says:Or a rather beautiful male
AngelicMalice says:Which althanas lacks
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: If you think you can take me on, I'll teach yo the meaning of Pain, boy.
AngelicMalice says:Raphael will teach you the meaning of drunk!
Raven Adventwings says:Murakam: Oh, really? Care for some Lavinian?
AngelicMalice says:Sure, or rum, or wine, or rum, or other types of ale, or rum
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: You do know the drink's reputation, yes?
AngelicMalice says:The drink knows my reputation!
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: I doubt you can down that much Lavinian even if you tried to. It ain't sweet like your favorite kind of rum, i dare say.
Raven Adventwings says:Yamihara: Sister, no! Don't challenge him!
AngelicMalice says:Why don't you take the first 17 drinks
Raven Adventwings says:*ahem* I think Murakama's had too many for her own good today. ^_^;
Raven Adventwings says:Murakam: Whadaya mean? I only downed s'ven and still have half a barrel left...
AngelicMalice says:There's an inn right down that'a way
AngelicMalice says:Big beds, lot's'a room
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: *glances groggily* Pffft. Beds 'r fer wimps. Real men sleep on the floor.
Raven Adventwings says:Umm... you DO know you're not a "man", Murakama?
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: *blinks* Oh, shaddap, Reven. Err... Ravan... grk... whatever...


...Like I said... Creepy.

[Dissinger]

AngelicMalice says:Raphael will teach you the meaning of drunk!
Raven Adventwings says:Murakam: Oh, really? Care for some Lavinian?
AngelicMalice says:Sure, or rum, or wine, or rum, or other types of ale, or rum
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: You do know the drink's reputation, yes?
AngelicMalice says:The drink knows my reputation!
Raven Adventwings says:Murakama: I doubt you can down that much Lavinian even if you tried to. It ain't sweet like your favorite kind of rum, i dare say.

I CREATED A MONSTER! HA HA HA

[AsukaStrikes]

I blame you for getting me hooked on that, Pat. Since the Serenti, actually.

Ahh, nothing bitter than the best Lavinian Ale... yep...

[Ozmodious]

Nothing like a daily dose of MPD to make you wonder what it'd be like to be arguing with one of your personalities and not be able to get a word in edge-wise. O_o

[Calael]

yugi1292: hey man whats up?
Me: Hello...you are?
yugi1292:isnt thsi john?
Me: No...
yugi1292: john man i know its u
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not John and I have no idea who you are.
yugi1292: ok not jon did u get ur lisence yet?
Me: No, not really.
yugi1292: yah u did man i saw u driving home i honked but u didnt anser.
Me: Busted, I'm guessing someone was crazy enough to give you a license, then?
yugi1292: hahahhahah u no they their crazy huh?
Me: Yes.
yugi1292: so what u doing now? want to go to teh bitch haha?
Me: Clever! Why not, meet me there. Also read http://infophilia.blogspot.com/2006/07/distilled-wisdom-1-how-to-sound.html that when you get back, ok?
((There was slight pause here as if he clicked the link))
yugi1292: hahah john jsut cuz ur playing smart now doesnt make u better than i
Me: Touché, random person, touché.
yugi1292: ok race u their lat3rs

[Ithermoss]

The Pyxie: meow?
Leg of Might: UNGH!!!
Leg of Might: HURRKKHH!!
Leg of Might: *spppbbllbblblblblbl*
The Pyxie: eeew
Leg of Might: HAHAHHAHA
Leg of Might: *frtt*
Leg of Might: *urrp*
The Pyxie: what the hell
Leg of Might: *squeak*
Leg of Might: *EEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOONK*
The Pyxie: ...
Leg of Might: *globblelobble*
The Pyxie: wtf?
Leg of Might: *ouueeeeeee----oueeeee-eeeee*
The Pyxie: you can stop now
Leg of Might: Oh come on, it's fun!
Leg of Might: you started it
The Pyxie: ... I just meowed
Leg of Might: hey. don't get mad if me, if you used all the dirty ones first.
Leg of Might: yeesh
The Pyxie: meow?
Leg of Might: ...
Leg of Might: *squirms*
Leg of Might: stop doing that!
Leg of Might: *.......* <----- garlic bread
The Pyxie: if you pay attention to me I purr
Leg of Might: I'm leaving.

[Ther]

MattofFallbroo (12:57:47 AM): Ithy, I hate to say this man.

Leg of Might (12:58:03 AM): ?

MattofFallbroo (12:58:08 AM): And I just want to let you know that I've been a fan of yours for a long time.

Leg of Might (12:58:13 AM): It's no problem.

MattofFallbroo (12:58:15 AM): And enjoyed getting a chance to know you.

MattofFallbroo (12:58:21 AM): And all your great, sexy cooking tips.

Leg of Might (12:58:27 AM): lol. spill it.

MattofFallbroo (12:58:30 AM): But, well...

MattofFallbroo (12:58:30 AM): http://forums.allrpg.com/showpost.php?p=473641&postcount=36

MattofFallbroo (12:58:42 AM): You're on the trading block buddy.

Leg of Might (12:59:00 AM): trading?

Leg of Might (12:59:01 AM): what for

Leg of Might (12:59:08 AM): what'd i do!?

Leg of Might (12:59:08 AM): lol

MattofFallbroo (12:59:43 AM): There's a RPer at AllRPG that has a lot of potential, and well, since Althanas is in a rebuilding stage, and the trade deadline's coming up, I felt it'd be better to ship you off for a contender, and get some youth back in return.

Leg of Might (12:59:53 AM): hahahaa

MattofFallbroo (1:00:09 AM): We'll also make our payroll just a little bit more flexible as well.

Leg of Might (1:00:14 AM): so, what's this mean

MattofFallbroo (1:01:17 AM): This means that you're going to a contender, you're going to get a chance to finally get to the big show and chase a championship.

MattofFallbroo (1:01:24 AM): Which I know is what you wanted your whole RPing career.

Leg of Might (1:01:30 AM): championship

Leg of Might (1:01:31 AM): in what regard

MattofFallbroo (1:02:00 AM): You know, to win the large marbles.

Leg of Might (1:02:12 AM): what's the large marbles

Leg of Might (1:02:13 AM):

MattofFallbroo (1:02:15 AM): To get all the marbles in the pot (and if anyone knows about large marbles its you)

Leg of Might (1:02:23 AM): lol

MattofFallbroo (1:02:28 AM): To be a champion, to win a big prize, something akin to the Stanley Cup

Leg of Might (1:02:28 AM): my woman knows about large marbles.

MattofFallbroo (1:02:31 AM): The World Series

MattofFallbroo (1:02:34 AM): The Super Bowl

Leg of Might (1:02:37 AM): ...what is this prize

MattofFallbroo (1:02:59 AM): I don't know, but I feel I got enough for the IM conversation thread.

MattofFallbroo (1:03:02 AM): Thanks.

Leg of Might (1:03:24 AM): ... what??

MattofFallbroo (1:03:25 AM): So how you been lately man?

MattofFallbroo (1:03:37 AM): Feeling any better?

Leg of Might (1:03:46 AM): good, but what do you mean by "i feel i got enough for the IM conversation thread."

MattofFallbroo (1:04:05 AM): Oh, I was just playing with you, haha.

Leg of Might (1:04:08 AM): lol...

Leg of Might (1:04:12 AM): i don't know what's going on right now

MattofFallbroo (1:04:42 AM): I was using you as a fulcrum with which to parody baseball's trading deadline.

Leg of Might (1:04:45 AM): their rpg area ain't got shit on althanas.

Leg of Might (1:04:46 AM): oh.

MattofFallbroo (1:04:54 AM): As well as an AllRPG RPer who's freaking hilarious.

Leg of Might (1:04:55 AM): whachoo mean big marbles.

MattofFallbroo (1:04:57 AM): Want to see?

Leg of Might (1:05:22 AM): ... ok. but i'm not quite sure why i'm being traded.

Leg of Might (1:05:24 AM): like...

Leg of Might (1:05:30 AM): are we trying to inflate our site

MattofFallbroo (1:05:32 AM): http://forums.allrpg.com/showthread.php?t=21539

Leg of Might (1:05:34 AM): or RPG's

MattofFallbroo (1:05:36 AM): No dude, I'm not serious.

MattofFallbroo (1:05:39 AM): I was joking.

Leg of Might (1:05:42 AM): ... oh

Leg of Might (1:05:44 AM): fuck

MattofFallbroo (1:05:45 AM): Hahaha

Leg of Might (1:05:48 AM): you weirded the hell out of me matt

Leg of Might (1:05:51 AM): Damn.

MattofFallbroo (1:05:53 AM): Oh that's great.

[The Name is Mudd]

Hey, you shut up.

[Abbie]

Though Storm Veritas signing on and saying something along the lines of 'Pervert reporting for duty!" was hilarious, and in general convos have been hilarious, this one really stroked my artistic ego:

urukpixie (9:02:34 PM): but no, i meant the nude Abbie pic :p
Tvoja Zvijer (9:02:49 PM): OMFG!!! WHERE??
ATTENTION (9:03:02 PM): File Transfer session initiated.
urukpixie (9:03:05 PM): sending....
Tvoja Zvijer (9:03:50 PM): Damn slowass connection!
ATTENTION (9:04:02 PM): File transfer for Abbienude.jpg is complete.
Tvoja Zvijer (9:05:26 PM): Good god. That's like the hottest thing I ever saw on Althanas!
urukpixie (9:05:35 PM): ^_^;
urukpixie (9:07:37 PM): i take it i did an okay editing job, then
Tvoja Zvijer (9:07:51 PM): I think that's an understatement.
urukpixie (9:07:56 PM): lol
urukpixie (9:08:01 PM): well, i'm glad you approve
Tvoja Zvijer (9:10:24 PM): How wouldn't I when the hottest PC chick on Althanas is finally naked!!!
urukpixie (9:17:38 PM): lmao!!!

[nekoprince]

This was between a friend and me

Friend: Dude, I can't wait to shoot you man. I just got my new barrel and apint for new weekend.
Friend: err...paint
nekobooi: So you have ammo, armor, and a barrel
Friend: Yep
nekobooi: But no gun
Friend: No
nekobooi: For a kid to claim to bea genius you're a dumbass dude

[grim137]

I still think he's stoned off his ass on something.

FoolyCooly711 (9:43:48 PM): Hey
r34ll3371 (9:43:51 PM): hey
FoolyCooly711 (9:44:34 PM): I took my gf to rome the whole time she was like this was like washington DC and I said shut up Jessica alba and she said stop callin me Jessica alba ans Im like no one talks to the rock like that bitch, which is funny cause I dont even have a gf that was just some lady on the bus who didnt smell what I was cooking now shes got a knot on here head by the peoples elbow.
r34ll3371 (9:45:13 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
FoolyCooly711 (9:45:18 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (9:45:34 PM): ever had a nightmare and decided to tell someone about it and turns out half-way thourgh the explanation you realize your retarted. Is there any way to describe a nightmare to be scary.

"I had a scary dream last night"

"okay tell me about it"

"well I was running thourgh this pool of marshmellows in my flip-flops and the manger comes out like hmalahmm and there was only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling ally closed and tom you where there and you didnt look like tom so it was freakin me out. I love cheese"
r34ll3371 (9:45:59 PM): what the fuck are you on?
FoolyCooly711 (9:46:38 PM): lol nuttin I was just going down haha lane and then took a right on topical
r34ll3371 (9:47:04 PM): this is so going in the AIM thread.

[Aleister]

He stole that from Comedy Central, some annoying comic.

AngelicMalice15 (1:10:32 AM): You're a Starwars Buff, correct?
Culix III (1:10:51 AM): ... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Culix III (1:11:02 AM): Wherever would you get such a strange idea?
AngelicMalice15 (1:11:15 AM): You're on the internet
Culix III (1:11:24 AM): ... Touche...
***

AngelicMalice15 (1:12:22 AM): Still, do you think the empire was a constitutional monarchy?
Culix III (1:13:49 AM): Hmm... I don't know... I honestly can't recall any mention of a Parliament or other such governing body in Episodes IV through VI. Then again, I haven't seen them in ages.
AngelicMalice15 (1:14:42 AM): The thing is
AngelicMalice15 (1:14:49 AM): Was the senate dissolved?
AngelicMalice15 (1:16:37 AM): Or did it even have any real power?
AngelicMalice15 (1:24:30 AM): Or are you dead!
Culix III (1:27:42 AM): Hmm... Interesting questions, those. Particularly your inquisition into my mortality. I'll have to think about that one. In the meantime...
It's difficult to say. It kinda depends on how much power, exactly, they gave Palpatine; if they handed him absolute power, trusting he'd reinstate them once the crisis had passed, they're probably dissolved, but they could have instead just handed him enough power to basically nullify anything they tried to do, but still existed. I think those are the two most likely options. An answer I doubt is satisfying after such a lengthy wait.
***

AngelicMalice15 (1:31:28 AM): What was Luke's job in A New Hope?
AngelicMalice15 (1:31:31 AM): Like, seriously
AngelicMalice15 (1:31:35 AM): What did his family do?
EBMinion (1:31:42 AM): His family farmed sand.
AngelicMalice15 (1:31:55 AM): That's what I think
AngelicMalice15 (1:32:03 AM): But farmed it for what?
EBMinion (1:32:36 AM): Or who knows, maybe they worked on a tiny piece of equipment for the EMpire, which then got shipped to another family who added another tiny piece onto that one, until you have effective blasters and whatnot.
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:12 AM): They could afford droids
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:59 AM): They made a decent living
***

AngelicMalice15 (1:37:15 AM): Big question
AngelicMalice15 (1:37:28 AM): What the fuck did luke's family do in "A new hope"
Culix III (1:37:44 AM): ... They were obviously dirt farmers.
***

Seriously, what the fuck did he do?

[Shadar]

Don't ask me why we were talking about wolves.

(23:52:13) TerThok: Uh, Canada? Hello? Bound to be wolves.
(23:52:32) ShadeLogath: Not this close to a big city like Edmonton.
(23:52:52) TerThok: So you have four log cabins instead of three. I'm sure it's not off-putting to the wolves.
(23:52:54) ShadeLogath: They're probably a good 3 or 4 hours drive away.
(23:53:12) TerThok: (See, the humor is implicit in my implications that Canada is a rural wilderness.)
(23:53:33) ShadeLogath: Ooooo... burn.
(23:53:48) ShadeLogath: Well, at least one of those "log cabins" is the largest mall in the world.
(23:54:15) ShadeLogath: Don't push me... I'll hitch the dogs to the sled and go find you.
(23:54:44) TerThok: No snow down here in Oregon, buddy. Your mangy mutts would be washed away by our abnormal heat-wave.
(23:55:29) ShadeLogath: Then I would fashion their remains into a vehicle that's a mix of Adams Family and the Flintstones.
(23:55:46) ShadeLogath: It makes squishy sounds as you push with your feet.
(23:55:53) TerThok: Grooooss.
(23:57:16) ShadeLogath: And it's coming for YOU!!!
(23:57:25) TerThok: Naaah.
(23:58:05) ShadeLogath: Wha?
(23:58:16) TerThok: I do live in an impenetrable iron fortress, sir.
(00:00:48) ShadeLogath: Husky innards can be fashioned into suction cups that will allow me to scale smooth surfaces.
(00:01:01) ShadeLogath: Again, with the squishy sounds.
(00:01:03) TerThok: I never said it was smooth iron, sir.
(00:01:47) ShadeLogath: Then the intestines can be used as rope, dammit! I WILL get in and leave a trail of PETA protest-inducing gore!
(00:02:11) TerThok: As long as it pisses PETA off, I'm okay with it.
(00:05:14) ShadeLogath: Mwahaha, indeed.

[Cyrus the virus]

Droids are really common in Star Wars. I doubt they're that expensive, relatively speaking.

[Teutonic Knight]

YaBoyIsStillFly (3:00:09 AM): yea hmmhmm
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YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:18 AM): mm
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:19 AM): hm
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YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:20 AM): mhmmm
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YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:25 AM): hhhhmm
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:27 AM): mmmmh
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:29 AM): hhhm
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:29 AM): what?!
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:33 AM): hmmmhmmm
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:41 AM): wats up
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:47 AM): im busty
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:50 AM): busy*
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:52 AM): wit wat
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:57 AM): stuff
Kyrsdvaggadaggan signed off at 3:03:01 AM.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:03:04 AM): wats kind os stuf

[Raelyse]

They were moisture farmers. They used those big things to farm moisture in the desert.

Wikipedia got me through high school:

Moisture farmers are located on dry planets where water is scarce, such as Tatooine on the Outer Rim. Rather than growing the traditional crops that Tatooine's arid climate would not allow, moisture farmers harvest water vapour from the atmosphere. Using special condensing machinery known as 'vaporators', moisture farmers find that a typical vaporator will yield 1-2 liters of liquid water a day, a figure that can vary depending on location. Areas of the Dune Sea particularly near the Jundland Wastes are known to be particularly dry.

[Abbie]

And on top of that, they tell Princess Leia that the Senate has dissolved in ep IV, I believe. I'll watch it again and get back to you. :p

edit: The general with grey hair enters and says that the Emperor has dissolved the senate, they ask him who's going to govern the local systems and he says they will govern themselves and the Death Star will keep them in line. That's Episode IV.

[Aleister]

AngelicMalice15 (1:28:37 AM): Here's another one I talked to EB about
AngelicMalice15 (1:28:49 AM): The Stormtroopers are just clones from the clone wars, right?
AngelicMalice15 (1:29:06 AM): First of all, wouldn't they be 50 years old during a New Hope
AngelicMalice15 (1:29:09 AM): Secondly
AngelicMalice15 (1:29:21 AM): Why did they sound different from the original troopers?
AngelicMalice15 (1:30:14 AM): And How could Luke hope to fool the guards during a new hope if his voice was different?
Culix III (1:36:33 AM): Hmm... It's possible the clones seen in Episode II weren't the only ones; maybe the Sith thought ahead and made several generations, staggered out a bit, so they would forever have an able-bodied army. If this is so, the different voices could come from age differences in Storm Troopers. Or maybe there were subtle alterations in some clones' make-ups, either because of tiny human errors, or some attempts to experiment on them. All conjecture, of course.

****

AngelicMalice15 (1:52:01 AM): If the Death star attacked Middle Earth
AngelicMalice15 (1:52:05 AM): Could the one ring survive
Culix III (1:57:22 AM): Hmm... I'm not touching that one. For the answer, I suggest you scour the internet! Seek thee out all Star Wars and LotR crossover fanfics! I can virtually guarantee at least one will hold the answer. If this seems too massive a task, you can freely disregard those with more than a seventeen lamentable grammar or spelling errors in the first sentence. This should eliminate 99.99% of what needs searching.
AngelicMalice15 (1:57:54 AM): What about the crossovers with sex?
AngelicMalice15 (1:58:24 AM): "Luke firmly grasped legolas' bow, thrusting back the string in one, smooth fluid motion."
Culix III (1:58:34 AM): Oh. I was under the impression you'd thumbed through those already.
AngelicMalice15 (1:58:43 AM): Oddly enough
AngelicMalice15 (1:59:03 AM): I stick to Anime and Kingdom hearts for my fix of Boy on boy fanfiction
AngelicMalice15 (1:59:16 AM): Although I'm getting a little old for reading some of them
AngelicMalice15 (1:59:27 AM): I fucking hope Yugi's a senoir in high school
AngelicMalice15 (1:59:56 AM): God knows the cops are watching me for those digimon
Culix III (2:01:20 AM): ... Ugh... Damn you! You made me visualize an unseemly double entendre of the term 'Millenium Rod'!
... Why Digimon? I thought you didn't have a furry fetish.
AngelicMalice15 (2:01:41 AM): Not the furries
AngelicMalice15 (2:01:46 AM): Ken and David
AngelicMalice15 (2:02:07 AM): Or, as the one I showed EB, which he enjoyed for the reading more than the sex, Ken and Tai
AngelicMalice15 (2:02:36 AM): Damn non-sexual EB, enjoying reading something for writing value more than hot boy on boy action

[Abbie]

...

Since Han Solo used to be a Storm Trooper, one would think that eventually the regular armies were merged into the Storm Trooper clone army...

[Rayne of Fire]

Well, to show off my credentials as a Star Wars nerd.... after the Clone Wars a lot of the clone troopers were gone. So, not only did they make clones based on different specimens rather than Jango Fett, they also enlisted regular people into the Troopers.

[Lavinian Pride]

[10:34] Color me Tails: and who was Abbie on the old site?
[10:34] SethDahlios: I work at the store I hope I play alot and Abbie was also Poetra but was still abbie as well.
[10:35] Color me Tails: ah, gotcha
[10:35] Color me Tails: Name ain't too familiar to my scribing ears :-\
[10:35] SethDahlios: then scribe a nudie spell, you knwo, a spell to remove all abbie's clothes
[10:37] Color me Tails: That's not until level 4, that's when Taliel goes on his crazy sex adventure through the land of Fuckulot, a land filled of horny virgins, and learns of the pornographic line of spells...an ancient mystery is hidden within a whore house through which Taliel must use his suave wit to get him through in one piece. It shall be titled "What's That Between Your Legs?"
[10:38] SethDahlios: I don't know whats worse
[10:38] SethDahlios: the fact that I can't tell if you're joking
[10:38] SethDahlios: or the fact you wrote that

[Abbie]

KaynetheDragon (1:49:51 PM): I think I just gave myself a stroke
urukpixie (1:50:07 PM): lol
urukpixie (1:50:22 PM): well, after i finish break it down, i'll let you set up a thread
KaynetheDragon (1:50:44 PM): ..... You are twisted.... you are now encouraging this aberrant thought into maturity
KaynetheDragon (1:50:58 PM): Not only a tease, but an evil one as well
urukpixie (1:51:12 PM): ... duh? :p
KaynetheDragon (1:51:31 PM): .....
KaynetheDragon (1:51:32 PM): Damn
KaynetheDragon (1:51:36 PM): I've been pwned

I seem to be popular lately... hmm...

[Rayne of Fire]

KaynetheDragon: The little bit where you meowed and then he went off with all those animal sounds
KaynetheDragon: That was just cruel
KaynetheDragon: Funny as hell
KaynetheDragon: But still cruel
urukpixie: that wasn't me :p
KaynetheDragon: bah
KaynetheDragon: Um
KaynetheDragon: ::erases everything he just said::
KaynetheDragon: I get confused sometimes
KaynetheDragon: You saw nothing
KaynetheDragon: ::waves hands mysteriously:: Ooooooh
KaynetheDragon: Move along Citizen
urukpixie: *pastes it in FST*
urukpixie: mwahahahaha!
KaynetheDragon: FST?
urukpixie: Flying Stone Tavern
KaynetheDragon: .....
KaynetheDragon: asspwned again....
urukpixie: gotcha
urukpixie: i didn't even post it :p

But I did

[Rayne of Fire]

Dopplepost, I like that phrase.

KaynetheDragon: My first entry into the thread had to be good
KaynetheDragon: so
KaynetheDragon: I chose one of me getting my ass handed to me lol
urukpixie: xD
urukpixie: i think most of my posts have been me handing someone their ass
KaynetheDragon: You really have a thing for ass handling, dont you?
urukpixie: xD damn skippy!
KaynetheDragon: I've only been talking for you for like 15 minutes and all ready you've groped mine twice

[Rayne of Fire]

I love bots



KaynetheDragon: hello Dupree
AskDupree: Hey. Life's about balance...let your hair down. Go to a happy place.

KaynetheDragon: Hmm
AskDupree: So, like check out my web site.

KaynetheDragon: This balance you speak of... tell me more.
AskDupree: Stay nimble. Type games.

KaynetheDragon: Why would I want to play games with you?
AskDupree: Because. You need to develop your -ness. Your, you know: kaynethedragon-ness.

KaynetheDragon: .............. Wow.
AskDupree: If there's one thing I know it's loving and losing. But, you never really lose until you stop fighting.

KaynetheDragon: Uh... yeah you do. If you get shot in the head.
AskDupree: Catch and release...always honor the fish

KaynetheDragon: HONOR THE FISH?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
AskDupree: Always be prepared for seven different kinds of smoke.

KaynetheDragon: ..........
AskDupree: Life's about balance...let your hair down. Go to a happy place.

KaynetheDragon: Dude.... I want whatever drugs you are on. Cause they must be awesome.
AskDupree: I'm just here to give you a few tips.

KaynetheDragon: I'll give you a few tips... the tips of my fingers gouging out your eyes.
AskDupree: OK, if you, you know, "opt-in" I'll send you a couple of tips via AIM every day for a while in July.

Do you want to opt-in?
Y = Yes
N = No

KaynetheDragon: Um.... hell fuck no?
AskDupree: OK, NP. You won't get any of my tips. You can come back any time and opt-in.

Why not play some games. It's OK.

KaynetheDragon: God your an annoying little shit
AskDupree: Kewl, then. So stay loose and get some tips.

KaynetheDragon: GOD DAMN IT I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR TIPS
AskDupree: OK, if you, you know, "opt-in" I'll send you a couple of tips via AIM every day for a while in July.

Do you want to opt-in?
Y = Yes
N = No

KaynetheDragon: oh for fuck's sake, drop dead
AskDupree: You need to select either Yes or No. If you don't I'll assume you're too uptight to get IM's from me.

[Teutonic Knight]

This is odd but funny its mostly me talking once again



YaBoyIsStillFly (3:06:30 PM): A fat white kid gets in the way you fuckin knock his ass out
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:08:38 PM): yo
EBMinion went idle at 3:11:44 PM.
EBMinion returned at 3:17:50 PM.
EBMinion (3:17:55 PM): That's kinda harsh.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:18:03 PM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:18:32 PM): onetime i feel asleep watchin the country channel and i woke up racist
EBMinion (3:20:25 PM): Weird.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:20:49 PM): i just wanted to fall asleep wacthin the dicke chicks and i woke up a racist and if u listen to the dicke chicks your a racist i have a pie chart that proves it
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:23:04 PM): anyway did u ever think if u had to eat someone they would taste like there ethnic backrounds
EBMinion (3:24:02 PM): I have never thought of that actually.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:24:50 PM): u think mexicans are spicy
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:26:18 PM): do u have to have chips and salsa before u bit into josphe or can u just dig in
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:27:03 PM): i know guatumole is extra
EBMinion (3:27:16 PM): *eyebrow quirk*
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:27:32 PM): im doin everybody here
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:27:35 PM): chinese
EBMinion (3:27:49 PM): I see.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:28:22 PM): are they hungery 30min later for more
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:28:40 PM): black ppl ready here it comes chicken
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:29:29 PM): and here it is
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:29:31 PM): white ppl
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:29:38 PM): u dont eat white ppl
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:29:49 PM): im sorry i dont make the rules
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:31:44 PM): wat if I dont get to heaven cause that joke u know i finally reach to heaven and i find out God is black
EBMinion (3:32:07 PM): Eh, so it goes.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:32:19 PM): and God comes walkin up to me
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:33:14 PM): "Aw that Joke aint funny muthafucker"
EBMinion (3:33:36 PM): *snicker*
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:34:02 PM): ill be like ohhh wow i didnt know god talked like that
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:35:05 PM): I hope God speakes english
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:35:33 PM): if i get up to heaven and have to point a a menu im gonna be pissed
EBMinion (3:35:41 PM): Technically he'd speak any language. The Bible started out in latin/greek.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:36:07 PM): ohhh
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:36:11 PM): thats good
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:36:44 PM): i have 5 gallon jar that i fill with change
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:37:22 PM): and then fill up my cargo pants with change
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:37:33 PM): and take a car alarm with me
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:38:13 PM): and then i walk around and when the first homeless man comes up to me and ask if i have any spare change
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:38:41 PM): i set the car alarm off and say u hit the jake pot mofo
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:39:27 PM): then start peggin the change at him and that hurts but he dosent care cause he won
EBMinion (3:40:15 PM): Hahaha!
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:45:05 PM): you ever do this joke when your driver the car at night and there all asleep and you slam the breaks and srceam ahhhhhhhhh!!!
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:45:30 PM): and when they wake up you just fuckin stab them in the heart
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:45:54 PM): its great the look on there face right before they die
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:46:31 PM): im kidding i dont stab people im really bad with a caprisun
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:48:10 PM): u know my gfs pregnat
EBMinion (3:48:31 PM): No I didn't.
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:49:09 PM): and i hate how people keep askin me if its a boy or girl
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:49:20 PM): i dont care as long as its black
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:53:37 PM): it was a joke im white
EBMinion (4:13:50 PM): Thisi s entertaining, I'm just busy!
EBMinion (4:13:51 PM): Sorry.
YaBoyIsStillFly (4:13:57 PM): yea
EBMinion went away at 4:13:59 PM.
YaBoyIsStillFly (4:14:10 PM): so i put it on im convos
YaBoyIsStillFly (4:17:11 PM): and then when i was in the movies some guy was talkin on his phone so i asked him to be quite but he told me to mind your business asshole so i started chokin him and i could see it right in the corner of my eye WWJD it was upside down but I still new what it said what would jesus do so I light the guy on fire and sent him to hell

[Raphael]

Althanas Porncast, anybody?

AngelicMalice15 (8:18:57 PM): Althanas needs porn based mock threads
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:59 PM): Like...
AngelicMalice15 (8:20:36 PM): "Chumley firmly grasped Dissinger's daggers, pulling the warm hard object close to his body. "This reminds me when queen elizabeth the eigth signed an action to increase trade and ..." His words were cut off by Dissinger, who shoved himself deep withn the Elephant's mouth. Mummbles and moans could be heard from the grey skinned animal.
AngelicMalice15 (8:20:40 PM): "
CaptBob61 (8:21:27 PM): Frank is fucking hilarious.
AngelicMalice15 (8:21:34 PM): He is
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:55 PM): "Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and storm came in, holding a piping hot, gooey pizza almost dripping in anticpation. "Who ordered the meat lover's special?"
CaptBob61 (8:23:21 PM): big sausage pizza ftw.
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:09 PM): "'There's barely any meat here!' Dissinger replied. Storm could only smile, his tongue flicking across his lips in a seductive manner. 'Why dear, it's not how much meat there is, but how you eat it.'"
CaptBob61 (8:25:59 PM): bullshit dude. First you try to gay Storm up, then you shrink his manhood? Nay.
AngelicMalice15 (8:26:23 PM): You think you can write the scene better?
CaptBob61 (8:26:56 PM): Nice try.
AngelicMalice15 (8:27:05 PM): No, I'm serious
AngelicMalice15 (8:27:09 PM): What would storm say
AngelicMalice15 (8:27:20 PM): Besides, "FUCK YOU!"
CaptBob61 (8:27:44 PM): I have no clue.
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:44 PM): Alright...fine
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:18 PM): "My lord, that's more meat than the entire union supply train could handle!" Chumley shouted in surprise as he stared over what storm had brought. Dissinger could only drools at the portions the villian had gathered for them.
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:19 PM): "
CaptBob61 (8:30:20 PM):
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:50 PM): Is that better?
CaptBob61 (8:30:57 PM): lol

[Rayne of Fire]

Color Me Tails: Crazy...seriously though, like you said, an Althanas movie of that style would be bonerrific.
KaynetheDragon: indeed
KaynetheDragon: hmm
KaynetheDragon: It could be like, first they have to defeat this giant evil guys army
KaynetheDragon: then like a handful of sub-boss minions
KaynetheDragon: so you've got like 5 or 6 of those bahamut battles going on
KaynetheDragon: And then they all take on the big bitch
Color Me Tails: And when things are going amazing and everyone's getting ready for a huge finale...the screen goes black and white letters scroll down explaining that the servers crashed.
KaynetheDragon: LMFAO
KaynetheDragon: OMFG
KaynetheDragon: Dude that was the funniest shit ever lmfao
Color Me Tails: Lol
Color Me Tails: I thought it'd be pretty appropriate lol
KaynetheDragon: I think it's appropriate for IM convos

[Rayne of Fire]

Another dopplepost! Whee!


Friend: How're you?
KaynetheDragon: sick
Friend: aww. howso?
KaynetheDragon: went too long without getting much sleep, immune system weakened, germs launched the surprise attack they had been planning for months
KaynetheDragon: My antibodies were outnumberd
Friend: Fuck, that sucks.
KaynetheDragon: They fought like animals.... but alas... the citadel fell... they couldn't hold out for reinforcements
KaynetheDragon: so now I am launching a counterattack
Friend: You should use poison against them.
KaynetheDragon: I have already procured the most potent kind
KaynetheDragon: They call it "nyquil"
Friend: Bwahaha.
Friend: You get those bastards.
KaynetheDragon: I shall.... damn germs... they're everywhere....

Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent...

[Rayne of Fire]

KaynetheDragon: You have now earned my attention as one of the sickest bastards on earth. I always appreciate when someone with a mind as twisted as mine comes into my radar. Congratulations.
AngelicMalice15: Wah?
KaynetheDragon: Unfortunately, I must dash your hopes. There will be no Falcon/Rayne/Jolie/Raphael foursomes in the forseeable future
KaynetheDragon: nor will Jolie be sneaking off, leaving Raphael to be pounded mercilessly by Rayne and Falcon
AngelicMalice15: I love how I'm the bottom in this
AngelicMalice15: But besides that
KaynetheDragon: lmfao
AngelicMalice15: I actually meant a foursome more in the three of us competeing for her
KaynetheDragon: lol
AngelicMalice15: As much as 2 guys pounding me is a turn on and all, I'm sorry to say Rayne's too elfy and Falcon's way too pale
KaynetheDragon: lmao
KaynetheDragon: Well you are the one who said Raph would be left with 2 hot guys
AngelicMalice15: Ya, but come one. Elves are vain and pale people scare me
AngelicMalice15: on*
KaynetheDragon: He may be elf-like... but he's not an elf.... a little bit vain, but not totally... wtf am I doing?!
AngelicMalice15: Trying to get me to fall in love with you...
KaynetheDragon: .... Crafty bastard
AngelicMalice15: It's working
KaynetheDragon: lol
KaynetheDragon: Well Rayne will not be on the recieving end of anything, just so you know. He likes ladies. And only ladies. And that doesn't count ladies who later turn out to actually be men.
AngelicMalice15: What about men who are on the recieving end
KaynetheDragon: Gonna have to get boobies tattooed on your back... prison bitch style.
AngelicMalice15: How do you...
AngelicMalice15: I'm not even going to ask
KaynetheDragon: Better that you don't man..... better that you don't....

[Rayne of Fire]

These both happened within like 2 minutes of each other. Go figure.

Color Me Tails: pewpew...
KaynetheDragon: ::is... shot by lasers?::
Color Me Tails: I'm bored, lol
Color Me Tails: I have a tendency to 'pew' when I'm bored
KaynetheDragon: dude... shooting lasers at people when your bored is a dangerous habit
Color Me Tails: I can't help it...my friends just told me to do it when I was younger
Color Me Tails: I never thought it'd go this far
KaynetheDragon: You've gotta stop it man! It's gonna get somebody hurt! I'm telling you this as a friend!
Color Me Tails: I CAN'T HELP IT!
Color Me Tails: It's the...like the warmth of the lasers and stuff...oh it's so good, so so good...
Color Me Tails: But man, I've lost my job, my girlfriend, my friends...it's an addiction
KaynetheDragon: You've gotta put the lasers down man! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
Color Me Tails: you're right...I just...just gotta stop
Color Me Tails: do they make those little patches for this type of thing?
KaynetheDragon: Of course man! And there's support groups too! We can get you help!
Color Me Tails: Thanks man...without you, I'd be out on the corner right now bumming lasers off some two-bit guy with burn marks all over his neck...
KaynetheDragon: It's ok man.... ::hugs:: I'm your friend, I wouldn't turn my back on you.
Color Me Tails: Thanks man, thanks
Color Me Tails: So anyway, how goes the hook-up?
KaynetheDragon: Goin fine
KaynetheDragon: And congratulations
KaynetheDragon: Your about to make the front cover of the IM convo thread.

[Yamihara]

*Whistles*

I'd love to have one of those laser guns. Then I can shoot that pirate and his master into a pile of scorched flesh.

Then come after you, Rayne. For not finding me (OR Master Raven) on Messenger. Hahaha.

[Dissinger]

Man, a girl that sassy is just BEGGING for Sarah to come knock her off that high horse...

[Letho]

Man, a girl that sassy is just BEGGING for Sarah to come knock her off that high horse...I'd definitely read that... and probably drool and do some other activites as well. Or even join with Rhea and do all that. ;)

[Aleister]

Tvoja Zvijer (6:02:24 PM): So what's the favor? Favor can kill you faster then a bullet, somebody once said.
AngelicMalice15 (6:02:47 PM): That was Godhand
Tvoja Zvijer (6:03:01 PM): It was actually De Niro in Carlito's Way
Tvoja Zvijer (6:03:09 PM): Scratch that. Al Pacino
AngelicMalice15 (6:03:26 PM): If you knew that, why didn't you drop the name in the first place?
Tvoja Zvijer (6:03:43 PM): Because it was cooler when you say: "Somebody once said..."

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: Hey
CaptBob61: hi.
Sukoda Fox: How's it goin'?
CaptBob61: not too bad, how abotu you?
CaptBob61: about*
Sukoda Fox: Great! Though that might be because I'm on my fourth glass of wine. ^^
CaptBob61: hah.
CaptBob61: wine is good for the cholesterol. Just tell yourself that.
Sukoda Fox: Hehehe, I tell myself wine is good for anything! Had a bad day, drink wine! Had a good day, drink even more wine!
CaptBob61: me too, but I use beer.
Sukoda Fox: Oh, don't get me wrong, I like my beer, as long as it's not that piss water american shit.
CaptBob61: not all american beer is piss water.
CaptBob61: Sam Adams, Harpoon, and a few others are exceptional.
Sukoda Fox: Ahh, well, I'll stick with Alexander Keiths, Budwieser, Blue
CaptBob61: Don't know Keiths, but Labatt is good.
Sukoda Fox: Keiths is like this Nova Scotian brew we have here, great, I love it.
Sukoda Fox: You should come up some time, I'll take you to this cute little Irish pub downtown. :p
CaptBob61: to Nova Scotia?
Sukoda Fox: No, Ontario. :p
CaptBob61: I've actually never been to Canada. Like to go sometime.
Sukoda Fox: Hehehe, most to come never want to go back. ^^ We infect you like a disease and sooner or later you become canadian. But that's a good thing since we plan on taking over the world one day, you;ll be spared if you become Canadian. :p
CaptBob61: I'll sleep well tonight then.
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, the day of the great curling hasn;t come yet.
CaptBob61: lol
Sukoda Fox: So what's cracking in your neck of the woods?
CaptBob61: playing a little runescape, relaxing.
CaptBob61: sox are off tonight.
Sukoda Fox: sox?
CaptBob61: red
Sukoda Fox: Oh, sport stuff.
CaptBob61: yep
Sukoda Fox: I want to do a quest with you sometime.
CaptBob61: how about... now?
Sukoda Fox: lol!
Sukoda Fox: I don't have anything sitting on the sidelines right now, unless you've got something planned.
CaptBob61: no time like the present, and I'm pretty low for quests and stuff.
Sukoda Fox: lol, I've got like ten running.
CaptBob61: eep.
Sukoda Fox: Always room for more!

*removal of various umimportant and life altering things*

Sukoda Fox: brb, more wine.
CaptBob61: ok
Sukoda Fox: back!
Sukoda Fox: *falls over* :p
CaptBob61: that's the spirit.
Sukoda Fox: Man, trying to write a post in this precarious position is funny.
CaptBob61: don't bother now. It just won't work if you're drunk. WE need to better hash the script.
Sukoda Fox: I'm not drunk. o.O I can still type fine and my mind is working okay, it's just that Witchblade is a depressed psychopath and I'm naturally happy when I drink, so I can't write this post in my current state! *cries*
Sukoda Fox: Okay, what do you want to work out?
CaptBob61: hah!

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: You, me, a four poster bed and a few lengths of rope.
MattofFallbroo: wow
Sukoda Fox: lol!
MattofFallbroo: that came outta nowhere
Sukoda Fox: I know!
Sukoda Fox: C'mon though, you know you'd enjoy it. ^_~
MattofFallbroo: I mean, sure, that's the only way to keep me tied down.
Sukoda Fox: I'll remember that when I decide to stalk you.
MattofFallbroo: Hey, you never know, I just might be stalking you as you try to stalk me.
Sukoda Fox: Hehehe, well now, wouldn't that make things more interesting.
MattofFallbroo: Well, it's done.
Sukoda Fox: Wow, that was fast. o.O
MattofFallbroo: 3 hourish?
Sukoda Fox: I still thought it wuld take you longer.
MattofFallbroo: Well, I read fast.
MattofFallbroo: And never ever aloud.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: I tend to get headaches after about 15 posts, because you're constantly jumping from one frame of mind to another, from one writing style to another.
MattofFallbroo: You guys should post some of those wedding pictures.
Sukoda Fox: We will, I plan on scanning them, of course, we have to get them first. ^^ I think Becks and Matt go to the photographer sometime soon actually.
MattofFallbroo: Neat - the swordfighting pictures should be cool to look at.
Sukoda Fox: I know, especially the one where I kill the groom and the best man. ^^
Sukoda Fox: I'm totally on my seventh glass of wine.
MattofFallbroo: Wow.
MattofFallbroo: How are you still coherant?
Sukoda Fox: I'm Canadian, we have very high tolerance to alcohol. ^^
Sukoda Fox: I'm even working on a judging!
Sukoda Fox: oops... shouldn't have told you that. :p

[Shadar]

Canada power! *hic*

[Taliel Escabre]

*Shakes fist menacingly at the Canucks.*

[Zerith]

*sneaks up behind Taliel and beats him down with a hockey stick* Go Canada!

[Taliel Escabre]

Can't argue with that logic. Time to stop cluttering the thread.

*Is beaten to a pulp.*

[Cyrus the virus]

Dude, Storm is SO hanging out with me if he ever mounts the sexy ass of Canada.

[Empyrean]

Pkavos: I think it was in a lovecraft book that said it best
Pkavos: "A man can go without water, hunger, and sex. But try as he might, man can never live without sleep."
TamsSaysToYou: Technically, he can't live without water, either.
Pkavos: I think I put the sex part in but uhh I take liberties on lots of things. =P
Pkavos: True
TamsSaysToYou: ^^; Of course you had to add that in...just proves my theory.
Pkavos: Hey, just because the only women I truly love are naked ones doesn't prove a damn thing. =P
TamsSaysToYou: Does too Proves that, once again, "All Althanas discussions eventually tend toward ones of sex."
Pkavos: Since this isn't an Althanas discussion. .
Pkavos: =P
TamsSaysToYou: But you're from Althanas. Baha!
Pkavos: What about when I helped you with your book? No sex there. =P
TamsSaysToYou: ..alright fine, so I edit the thesis. "MOST discussions..."
Pkavos: lol
Pkavos: I win. =P
TamsSaysToYou: but if I change the thesis, I win too.
Pkavos: As long as neither of us lose, I'm good. =)
TamsSaysToYou: I should make you lose anyway!
Pkavos: Hey I'm all for a woman being on top but thats ridiculous. =P
TamsSaysToYou: *points* Okay, that was just unnecessary.
Pkavos: Hey you got me started. =P
Pkavos: I was perfectly fine with my fantasies of women on the occasional moment but provoking my sex drive doesn't really yield positive conversational topics. =P
TamsSaysToYou: What? You're the one who added "sex" to a lovecraft quote.
Pkavos: lol
Pkavos: Just keeps going around and around and around. =P
TamsSaysToYou: Not my fault.
TamsSaysToYou: *sticks out tongue*
Pkavos: Not a good move either. =P
TamsSaysToYou: I hate you.

[Witchblade]

Dude, Storm is SO hanging out with me if he ever mounts the sexy ass of Canada.


Pfft, no way, I called dibs on him first. :p

[Taliel Escabre]

KaynetheDragon (7:26:39 PM): Oh no, beggars can be choosers
KaynetheDragon (7:26:44 PM): They'll just starve to death
Color Me Tails (7:27:00 PM): Lmao

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (9:46:32 AM): How did you survive micropenis
AngelicMalice15 (9:46:36 AM): ?
Badly Ice Cream (9:46:56 AM): How did you survive shut up?
AngelicMalice15 (9:47:52 AM): Touche..
Badly Ice Cream (9:48:25 AM): My penis is my life.
AngelicMalice15 (9:48:40 AM): Your penis is my life too.
Badly Ice Cream (9:49:19 AM): No it isn't.
AngelicMalice15 (9:50:13 AM): Could it be?
Badly Ice Cream (9:50:41 AM): Probably not.
Badly Ice Cream (9:50:51 AM): Unless you have lips like Scarlett Johansson.
AngelicMalice15 (9:51:51 AM): I do.
Badly Ice Cream (9:53:38 AM): No you don't
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:11 AM): Yes I do. And a tongue like Gene Simmons

[Cyrus the virus]

No Megan, I have more appeal! I have money to spend on beer for Storm, plus I've got the sexiness you would offer to your side of the pull. I HAVE WON.

And I would give Bob a big hug. BETTER THAN YOURS WOULD BE.

I'm immature :)

[Yamihara]

You scare me. =S

[Raelyse]

Cory is a whore. He only talks to people so he can post in this stupid thread.

[Reiko]

Cory is a whore. He only talks to people so he can post in this stupid thread.
I hate to prove you wrong but he talks to me and my conversations never end up on this thread^^

[Yamihara]

I second what Reiko said. I had to post it myself or else no one would see what went on between him and Master Raven.

[Aleister]

I only do it to piss Colin off.

[Taliel Escabre]

Color Me Tails (12:28:00 AM): You think Yoda's race reproduces?
KaynetheDragon (12:29:28 AM): I know it does
Color Me Tails (12:29:35 AM): Really?
KaynetheDragon (12:29:38 AM): yeah
KaynetheDragon (12:29:44 AM): their home world isn't dagobah
KaynetheDragon (12:29:56 AM): I can't remember where they are from, or what the name of the race is
Color Me Tails (12:29:58 AM): I mean, I know in Episode I, there's that chick Yoda-thing on the Council.
KaynetheDragon (12:30:09 AM): but it's one of the outer rim worlds
Color Me Tails (12:30:11 AM): Yeah, I knew that Yoda went to Dagobah in exile 'cause of the clones and shit.
Color Me Tails (12:30:13 AM): Interesting.
KaynetheDragon (12:30:23 AM): there's not a whole lot of them
KaynetheDragon (12:30:33 AM): very long lived, so they don't reproduce like rabbits
Color Me Tails (12:30:41 AM): So he probably has like...a little green thing...?
KaynetheDragon (12:30:48 AM): ::nod::
Color Me Tails (12:31:04 AM): Hm, strange. I wonder if the females eat the males after they're done like spiders.
KaynetheDragon (12:31:09 AM): Yoda Voice: You like the little green thing don't you.
Color Me Tails (12:31:21 AM): Ew. Sick freak.
KaynetheDragon (12:31:24 AM): Yoda: The ears are for resting your ankles, yeeeeessssss.
KaynetheDragon (12:31:29 AM): Yoda: Get me a towel bitch.
Color Me Tails (12:31:46 AM): Grover: We sound an awful lot alike, friend!
KaynetheDragon (12:31:58 AM): You shut the fuck up! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!
KaynetheDragon (12:32:03 AM): ::stabs grover::

[Falcon Darkflight]

AngelicMalice15: Gasp
YeahMate33: GASP!
YeahMate33: Hey hun
AngelicMalice15: Hun?
YeahMate33: Honey!!!
YeahMate33: Sweet honey
AngelicMalice15: You're an odd nocturn
AngelicMalice15: Or however you spell it
YeahMate33: Nocturn it is. Khaian if you want to be precise. Bitch will do fine, though.
AngelicMalice15: Guns are evil
AngelicMalice15: Evilily evil
YeahMate33: See, Its not just me!
AngelicMalice15: I think nothing above a flintlock should be allowed on Althanas
AngelicMalice15: And when Vorin takes over the world, it will be
YeahMate33: Thank you. Your opinion is spot on
AngelicMalice15: Maybe you'll be a jester in the new world order
YeahMate33: Canen the colourful bell man
AngelicMalice15: Damn straight
AngelicMalice15: And Vorin can beat him for taking
AngelicMalice15: I already plan to whore off Raelyse's ass
YeahMate33: ^_^
AngelicMalice15: When is Canen getting laid
AngelicMalice15: ?
YeahMate33: ? Dunno yet.
AngelicMalice15: You can only use that blood toxin excuse for so long
YeahMate33: Haha!
YeahMate33: STD's!!!!
AngelicMalice15: So, no women?
YeahMate33: GAYSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngelicMalice15: You're english
AngelicMalice15: It's not like it's a leap to that conclusion
AngelicMalice15: Just like people expect the irish to pass out drunk and the scots to crossdress'
AngelicMalice15: And the French not to bathe
AngelicMalice15: The Germans to be kinky freaks in bed
AngelicMalice15: Europe's messed up in general
YeahMate33: But you love us ^_^ You suck our cocks all day long ^_^
AngelicMalice15: Can you handle a WW2 joke, or are you sensitive to stuff like that?
YeahMate33: feel free ^_^
AngelicMalice15: Stop the smiles.
AngelicMalice15: They're not working on my end
YeahMate33: Neither mine
AngelicMalice15: Anyways
AngelicMalice15: I've always said the gays and english were alot alike. We both dress better than normal people, talk with kick ass accents, and we've both been pounded by german machines
YeahMate33: LMAO
YeahMate33: Love it
AngelicMalice15: Hard to use
AngelicMalice15: Some people don't like Blitz jokes
YeahMate33: I couldn't give a shit, we won the war ^_^
YeahMate33: That was mean, sorry -_-
AngelicMalice15: *cough*
AngelicMalice15: Who won the war?
AngelicMalice15: I think it was Warmonger central here
YeahMate33: *worships*
YeahMate33: OH GREAT LORDS
AngelicMalice15: At least you're better than the french
AngelicMalice15: Bastards didn't even fight
YeahMate33: They surrender to...erm...everyone.
YeahMate33: They saw a Delta Force marathon and surrendered to chuck norris, just in case.
YeahMate33: Pussies

[Raphael]

EBMinion (9:51:41 PM): What we need is more medeival fantasy that refuses to take itself seriously.
AngelicMalice15 (9:52:41 PM): Like
EBMinion (9:52:53 PM): Like something we totally make up.
AngelicMalice15 (9:53:25 PM): A theif, a mage, a bard, and a talking chair
AngelicMalice15 (9:53:33 PM): Go out to find a magic chastity belt
AngelicMalice15 (9:53:51 PM): That will revirginize a child of a wealthy noble
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:05 PM): Who needs to be a virgin
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:11 PM): For marriage with another house
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:14 PM): To prevent war
EBMinion (9:54:40 PM): That will do it, all right.
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:46 PM): Woah
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:49 PM): That was easy
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:54 PM): Now to go mainstream
AngelicMalice15 (9:55:12 PM): "The secret of magic final lordship bardtales."
AngelicMalice15 (9:55:29 PM): The Child, the bitch and the chair...drobe"
EBMinion (9:56:15 PM): Go to Hollywood and become a legend amongst dirhacktors.
AngelicMalice15 (9:56:38 PM): You can be my prodouchebager
EBMinion (9:57:05 PM): Sure.

[The Bard]

FoolyCooly711 (11:41:28 AM): If I lost a leg would you still love me?
TheTaskmienster (11:42:28 AM): -shrug- Possibly. If you didn't have one now, would I really know anyway?
FoolyCooly711 (11:43:07 AM): well I would plan to tell you
TheTaskmienster (11:43:27 AM): Ok, then probably
FoolyCooly711 (11:44:01 AM): so would you say your 10% asshole or 50%
TheTaskmienster (11:44:09 AM): ...hmmm
TheTaskmienster (11:44:15 AM): about 67%
TheTaskmienster (11:44:28 AM): Just over 2/3rds of me is ass
FoolyCooly711 (11:45:09 AM): so how do you function on a daily routine without people noticing your assness
TheTaskmienster (11:45:27 AM): I'm not an egotistical ass... just a sarcastic, snarky ass
TheTaskmienster (11:45:38 AM): I'm pretty much mean to everyone equally, in truth
FoolyCooly711 (11:46:26 AM): ohhhh so if I walked up to you and right of the bat I could tell your an asshole
TheTaskmienster (11:47:00 AM): nah, I look like a generally cool guy. Normally I'm nice until you become someone I don't like, or a very close friend.
TheTaskmienster (11:47:03 AM): Otherwise I'm all smiles
FoolyCooly711 (11:47:44 AM): that is so cool
TheTaskmienster (11:47:48 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:47:52 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:48:16 AM): so what are your veiws on communism
TheTaskmienster (11:48:22 AM): -shrug-
TheTaskmienster (11:49:24 AM): I believe the actual idea behind communism is not only commendable, but brilliant (as I hold Carl Marx in the catagory of genius). However, they way that the dictator's who mask their dictatorship behind the viel of communism is detestable.
FoolyCooly711 (11:51:52 AM): I truly have to agree with you Hu Jintao is my hero but his dictaorship makes me wonder if what he does is going to push us futher
FoolyCooly711 (11:54:05 AM): My hero and G.W
TheTaskmienster (11:54:37 AM): Japanese? Isn't he?
FoolyCooly711 (11:55:18 AM): Chinese my good friend
TheTaskmienster (11:55:36 AM): -shrug- Don't know the people, lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:55:47 AM): lol no worrys
FoolyCooly711 (11:56:21 AM): I want a 2 page report on communism when I get back from my cousins party
TheTaskmienster (11:56:58 AM): Ha, I've written seven page reports about communism for government as my final instead of taking a test...
TheTaskmienster (11:57:10 AM): I don't like tests
FoolyCooly711 (11:57:30 AM): lol none of us do but lets see those papers
TheTaskmienster (11:57:36 AM): lol
TheTaskmienster (11:58:04 AM): They're at my old house, with my dad's computer. So they're lost... and I also don't have a floppy drive on my new comp, so I couldn't put them up anyway
FoolyCooly711 (11:58:16 AM): DARN!
TheTaskmienster (11:58:17 AM): Anyway, I'll be back on later... I need to go get some breakfast
TheTaskmienster (11:58:19 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:58:31 AM): lol what are you gonna eat
TheTaskmienster (11:58:43 AM): Eggs, bacon, probably some toast
FoolyCooly711 (11:58:59 AM): geez your lucky all I get is mini wheats
TheTaskmienster (11:59:03 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:59:14 AM): lol talk to ya later
TheTaskmienster (11:59:19 AM): yep yep

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (10:38:24 PM): Ewoks are the most fearsome warriors under god
Culix III (10:39:12 PM): I agree. Capable of killing well-trained Storm Troopers, armed with only a few rocks and a pointed stick? How can that not scream ferocity?
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:39 PM): I just played the hunt mod
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:47 PM): Imperial snipers v ewok warriors
Culix III (10:40:11 PM): Aye. I remember it. LAUGHABLE performance on the sniper's side.
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:13 PM): They were everywhere
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:18 PM): EVERYWHERE
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:43 PM): And the sniper rifles were useless
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:50 PM): They moved too fast
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:54 PM): And where too well blended
AngelicMalice15 (10:41:24 PM): My buddy, GAMA 143...he took a spear for me
AngelicMalice15 (10:41:42 PM): And BETA 626, Three rocks to the head
AngelicMalice15 (10:41:53 PM): When we got back to the death star, the spit on us...
Culix III (10:44:39 PM): Yep. The Ewoks should definitely never be challenged in hand-to-hand combat unless one has a death wish. Good thing you guys apparently had another Death Star lying around, though. I'm sure you blew their little homeworld into a fine white dust, spread over several thousand cubic miles.
AngelicMalice15 (10:45:21 PM): They stopped it
AngelicMalice15 (10:45:27 PM): With vines
Culix III (10:45:36 PM): ... Ah, yes. Forgot about that bit.
AngelicMalice15 (10:45:42 PM): And threw a spear at the death star...
AngelicMalice15 (10:45:44 PM): It blew up
Culix III (10:46:22 PM): Oww... I'm presuming, if they survived, the ones who spit on you cried themselves to sleep?
AngelicMalice15 (10:46:32 PM): They all died too
Culix III (10:46:42 PM): Ah. Just desserts, then.
AngelicMalice15 (10:47:24 PM): The ewoks climbed into hollow trees, murdered the emperor, defeated Darth vader with dirt sticks, and began their control of the galaxy under the Ewokian empire
AngelicMalice15 (10:47:38 PM): Hollow tree battleships that fire rocks
Culix III (10:50:00 PM): Yee... Little fiends... You follow the Empire's lead! You flaunt your impressive potential! You don't just hide in your little green planet until someone shows up! That's just the way it's done!
AngelicMalice15 (10:50:58 PM): They destroyed the rebellion
Culix III (10:51:52 PM): Buh! That was stupid. Now they have nothing to fight. So they'll just keep conquering everything in the universe until they run out of things to take over and turn on each other. They have condemned themselves to civil war!
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:04 PM): Actually
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:11 PM): They have Dirthole technology
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:15 PM): They can get to earth
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:20 PM): Their Armada is prepared
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:38 PM): They move against our world even as we spe
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:43 PM): *speared*

[Yamihara]

Ouch.

Now, where's Master Raven's bokken when you ne-

*head-shot by a rock*

[Vampiric Angel]

A funny conversation with Teutonic Knight trying to convince to me he's black. XD

YaBoyIsStillFly (1:58:43 AM): yo
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:59:53 AM): yooooooooooooooooooo
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:00:35 AM): what?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:00:46 AM): wats up
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:00:57 AM): i havent talked to u in a while
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:01:03 AM): nothing really
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:01:03 AM): how r things
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:01:08 AM): fine
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:01:13 AM): thats good
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:04:17 AM): how is life
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:04:32 AM): the same
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:04:44 AM): how r the kids
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:04:53 AM): O.o?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:05 AM): ?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:05:25 AM): .....I dont have children
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:40 AM): omg
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:43 AM): omgg
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:49 AM): holy shit
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:56 AM): u dont
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:06:16 AM): dude...I'm only 17
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:06:30 AM): dude im only 14 and a have son
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:06:50 AM): then I feel sorry for you
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:06:55 AM): .....kind of
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:00 AM): no no
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:13 AM): its the best thing that has ever happened to me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:18 AM): im a daddy
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:24 AM): a daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:07:55 AM): good for you, and while you're trying to raise him, your life'll go down the shithole
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:08:09 AM): y do u say that
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:08:19 AM): Kids r a blessing not shitholes
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:08:34 AM): i didn't call children shitholes
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:08:54 AM): I said that's where your life is going to end up trying to raise him
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:09:12 AM): y would it end in a shithole
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:10:33 AM): how are you going to support him/her? by getting a job. and what's getting a job gonna do to your school work? fuck up your grades.
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:10:55 AM): And what's fucked up grades gonna get you? nothing
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:11:11 AM): i have a job
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:11:16 AM): i work for my dad
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:11:21 AM): so its all good
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:11:29 AM): you're 14...
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:11:34 AM): yea..
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:11:50 AM): you have to be 16+ to work...for anyone
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:12:19 AM): well its a family bizz and im gonna run it when mt dad goes
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:12:41 AM): nice...
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:12:49 AM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:12:57 AM): so we have everything planned
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:13:21 AM): uh...huh
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:13:26 AM): yup
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:13:40 AM): were gonna move into r place
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:13:56 AM): and since my older bro is going into the millitary
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:14:08 AM): there is a room open
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:14:49 AM): it feels so good
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:14:59 AM): i cant wait till we gets married
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:15:12 AM): and you're a guy?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:15:20 AM): uhhhh
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:15:22 AM): yea
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:15:56 AM): just thought I'd ask, 'cause you dont sound like one
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:16:06 AM): !?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:16:09 AM): !?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:16:13 AM): !?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:16:29 AM): u dont even know who iam do u
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:16:46 AM): i have 2 possibilities
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:16:52 AM): wat
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:17:54 AM): either a gender confused guy, or Teutonic Knight....maybe a lil of both
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:18:31 AM): haha
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:18:56 AM): a lil bit of both fits my description
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:20:46 AM): anyway one of my friends thats a girl said "heyy sexy"
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:21:09 AM): hi...
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:21:50 AM): yea shes hott
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:22:04 AM): she saw your myspace
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:22:09 AM): how old is she
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:22:29 AM): u thinking about doing somthing
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:23:08 AM): no, I just wanna know how old she is...knowing how old you are, she's probably 14
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:23:24 AM): yea she is
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:23:33 AM): but u dont mind do u
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:23:44 AM): your not an adult yet
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:23:57 AM): close enough
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:24:13 AM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:24:21 AM): sooo
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:24:43 AM): sooo, I'm not interested.
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:25:45 AM): would u like to see her
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:25:51 AM): -.-
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:25:57 AM): so u do
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:26:02 AM): i can send u a pic
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:26:15 AM): no I dont
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:26:40 AM): y
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:26:48 AM): man this is your lucky chance
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:27:18 AM): -.- where do you live? Statewise
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:27:41 AM): same as u
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:28:01 AM): and what state do I live in?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:28:19 AM): Indiana
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:28:35 AM): right
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:28:51 AM): sooooo
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:29:07 AM): this is wat u have been waiting for
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:29:23 AM): I'm not interested
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:29:34 AM): that's the last time im saying it
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:29:43 AM): ok
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:29:43 AM): ok
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:29:50 AM): suit yourself
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:29:58 AM): but i tried to help
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:30:08 AM): so dont say i never did
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:30:12 AM): by hooking me up....with a 14 year old...
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:30:17 AM): -.-
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:30:18 AM): soo
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:30:18 AM): wow
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:30:23 AM): she's hott
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:30:31 AM): age dosent matter my friend
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:30:43 AM): i hooked up wit a 19 year old
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:30:54 AM): then that's just sick
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:31:00 AM): i feel bad for her
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:31:06 AM): haha dont
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:31:22 AM): she was drunnk
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:31:35 AM): now i feel worse for her
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:31:54 AM): how do you think she feels having that on her conscience?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:32:09 AM): she wont remeber
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:32:28 AM): i would be surprised if she did
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:32:45 AM): but it was 2 girls actually
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:32:49 AM): sooo
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:33:00 AM): -.- yea...
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:33:05 AM): it was
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:33:13 AM): im not lying
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:33:14 AM): uh huh
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:33:22 AM): belive me friend
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:33:31 AM): I'd rather not
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:33:36 AM): u have thus far
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:33:40 AM): y not know
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:33:56 AM): u dont like the truth
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:34:02 AM): 'cause I dont feel like being nice
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:34:14 AM): ahh
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:34:25 AM): but i do
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:34:47 AM): here's a cookie....go nuts
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:35:11 AM): id rather not i have to take up a father figure now
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:35:15 AM): so no cookies
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:35:52 AM): you don't want a cookie because you want to be a good role model?...
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:36:14 AM): well yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:36:33 AM): my sons is not gonna be no crazy weirdo
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:36:40 AM): he will be a man
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:37:37 AM): so instead of cookies, (which apparently only pussies eat), you're gonna have him eat what?....Kompton Krunks the ghetto pastry?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:38:15 AM): if thats wat u call a cokkie made by a nigger then yea
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:38:50 AM): -.- so then you dont want him to eat cookies made by white people?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:38:55 AM): that's racist
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:39:10 AM): well technically not because you yourself are whit
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:39:16 AM): white*
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:39:26 AM): im not white....
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:39:42 AM): wow first im a girl now im a white man
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:40:11 AM): ok if you're not white then what are you?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:40:16 AM): green?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:40:18 AM): Black
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:40:37 AM): -.-
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:40:42 AM): yea, sure you are
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:41:06 AM): y r u so supious about my color
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:41:33 AM): well, for one...because YOU'RE WHITE.
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:41:56 AM): im not white
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:02 AM): and how would u know
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:14 AM): u never seen me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:18 AM): im black
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:22 AM): im a nigga
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:42:25 AM): oh, so those pictures of you on your mayspace is what? your albino cousin?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:39 AM): as u WHITE ppl like to call us
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:46 AM): and i dont have a myspace
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:43:02 AM): .....
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:43:12 AM): now you're just getting retarded
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:43:21 AM): cuz im black right
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:43:28 AM): that makes me retarted
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:44:01 AM): No the fact that you're trying to convinvce me that you're black makes you retarded
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:44:07 AM): at most you're a wigger
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:44:13 AM): but not much more
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:44:26 AM): a wigger
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:44:40 AM): a white guy that wishes he was black
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:44:45 AM): thats a brave fuckin statement
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:45:08 AM): well, i am to please
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:45:33 AM): of course
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:45:47 AM): but let me do all the work cuz ima nigger right
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:46:00 AM): wow....you're a piece of work
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:46:36 AM): im a piee of work
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:46:41 AM): so now im a slave
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:46:50 AM): just somthin used for work
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:47:18 AM): 'piece of work' means I think you're insane, not a slave
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:47:24 AM): get it right
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:47:36 AM): but how would i know im black
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:48:16 AM): because insanity can do wonderful things
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:48:33 AM): i bet it can to a BLACK man
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:48:53 AM): probably, too bad you're not black then huh?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:49:12 AM): im black
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:49:18 AM): would u like 2 see me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:49:27 AM): since u donr=t belive me
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:49:30 AM): whatever you need to tell yourself at night
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:49:36 AM): sure, I'd like to be amused
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:50:35 AM): Me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:50:43 AM): go ahead and be amused
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:51:15 AM): funny right
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:51:23 AM): very
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:51:28 AM): just give me a moment
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:52:57 AM): me again
ATTENTION (2:53:01 AM): File Transfer session initiated.
ATTENTION (2:53:09 AM): File transfer for wigger.jpg is complete.
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:53:22 AM): then who's that?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:53:49 AM): Justin
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:53:51 AM): y
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:54:00 AM): 'cuase that's you
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:54:21 AM): no
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:54:55 AM): do you think it's a coincidence that this s/n and you're MySpace s/n were exactly the same until you changed it?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:55:15 AM): no
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:55:46 AM): cuz i told my friend to change it cuz that was my sn
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:55:53 AM): its a song
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:56:02 AM): thats y they r the same
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:56:05 AM): ok, so what state do you live in?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:56:19 AM): same as u
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:56:23 AM): i just told u
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:56:39 AM): then why is the guy in the pics live in New Jersey?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:56:53 AM): no
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:03 AM): it cleary says Dublin
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:57:07 AM): HA!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:57:18 AM): so you admit you're white!
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:22 AM): wat
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:25 AM): im black
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:57:33 AM): i was talking about the 'you' pics
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:46 AM): wat u mean u
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:57:53 AM): the guy's page says he lives in NJ
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:58:11 AM): those pics are identical with a guy on your friend's list "coop"
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:58:20 AM): coop
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:58:21 AM): and he lives in NJ
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:58:25 AM): coop
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:58:43 AM): tell me the pic i sent u
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:58:58 AM): lokks like the 7ft black dude
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:59:07 AM): my name is Tim
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (2:59:24 AM): a guy sitting on a gym floor with sunglasess and a blue shirt
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:59:34 AM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:59:51 AM): My page
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:59:55 AM): that is me
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:01:15 AM): dude you're not fooling me
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:01:25 AM): im not trying 2
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:01:31 AM): ok....
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:01:36 AM): im black
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:01:46 AM): ok then what Website did we meet at?
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:01:57 AM): Althanas
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:10 AM): and you sent me a friend's request
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:13 AM): but
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:16 AM): just cuz im black dont mean i cant RP
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:40 AM): why do I not have that guy on my friends list?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:02:51 AM): but I do have the white guy
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:58 AM): and i told Justin about u and he said u sounded cool
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:03:14 AM): then why didn't send me friend's request?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:03:19 AM): ?
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:03:23 AM): and he just wanted more friends
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:03:41 AM): but y would i send u a request if u dont even belive me
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:04:28 AM): you said you would BEFORE we've had this conversation, yet I never received one from you, but I did the white guy
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:03 AM): cuz the white guy Justin wanted more friends
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:23 AM): and i said fuck i barley know the guy
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:05:32 AM): yea....
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:32 AM): so i didnt send u one
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:06:13 AM): ok
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:00 AM): problem solved
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:03 AM): im black
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:09 AM): my friends white
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:07:14 AM): sure you are
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:30 AM): jeez r u racist
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:07:35 AM): lol
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:07:36 AM): wow
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:38 AM): i think u r
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:07:47 AM): you have no concept of racism
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:08:01 AM): y else would u be giving me so many problems about my color
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:08:27 AM): oh no! I don't think he's black?! ALERT THE MEDIA!!
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:08:36 AM): deff
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:08:45 AM): u make it seem that way
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:09:58 AM): im not giving you problems about your race, you're the one desperately trying to convince me
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:10:41 AM): cuz u wont belive me
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:11:07 AM): IF you were black, you wouldn't need me to believe you
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:11:25 AM): that's what makes it so obvious you're lying
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:11:39 AM): fuck u u racist bastard
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:11:50 AM): lol love you too
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:12:32 AM): im not talkin to a KKK member
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:12:40 AM): lmao!!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:12:54 AM): wow, you don't have the first idea about racism
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:13:01 AM): i dont
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:13:14 AM): then that makes you a hypocrite
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:13:19 AM): :P
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:13:21 AM): take that
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:13:48 AM): sorry my color was stuck in a ship and sailed half way around the world to be killed beatin and put to work
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:14:29 AM): ok, IF you were black, you wouldn't be calling your people *color*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:14:36 AM): it's race
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:15:06 AM): u have no respect for my "race" do u
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:15:24 AM): lol far from it
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:15:35 AM): I have nothing against black people
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:15:44 AM): believe or not, I have black friends
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:16:06 AM): yea so do i but i could only imagine y
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:16:18 AM): -.-
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:16:29 AM): obviously you didn't get what I was saying
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (3:16:46 AM): which further proves that you're retarded :P

[Vorin]

bruneishirt (12:20:19 PM): hahaha
bruneishirt (12:20:22 PM): your joke really sucked
AngelicMalice15 (12:21:09 PM): Said the ocean to the puddle
bruneishirt (12:21:48 PM): more like said the maestro to the third grader playing the recorder in music class
AngelicMalice15 (12:22:21 PM): After molesting him.
bruneishirt (12:22:36 PM): you wish, you sicko
bruneishirt (12:22:40 PM): you're like the male lolita
AngelicMalice15 (12:23:35 PM): If that's the french santa claus, then yes.
bruneishirt (12:23:41 PM): hahaha
AngelicMalice15 (12:24:36 PM): Besides, you're the sicko frank
AngelicMalice15 (12:24:43 PM): Or should I call you by your real name.
bruneishirt (12:24:43 PM): how do you figure
AngelicMalice15 (12:24:49 PM): MARQUIS DE SADE!
bruneishirt (12:25:37 PM): hahaha
bruneishirt (12:25:38 PM): you wish
bruneishirt (12:25:46 PM): and it's a gross wish
AngelicMalice15 (12:26:03 PM): How was writing the 120 days of sodom in your bastile cell!
bruneishirt (12:26:59 PM): hahaha
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:36 PM): Which reminds me, I have to find that for summer reading
bruneishirt (12:27:44 PM): the summer is quickly fading
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:51 PM): Book report for school I need
AngelicMalice15 (12:28:07 PM): I think such a book will definantly dispell rumors of my freaky gothic nature
bruneishirt (12:28:52 PM): hahaha
bruneishirt (12:28:53 PM): no doubt

[Teutonic Knight]

The bad thing is it was streaks mom thw whole time till he came back from his friends :p

YaBoyIsStillFly (1:46:56 PM): yo man
PinkyAssassin (1:47:02 PM): yo
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:47:08 PM): wats up
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:47:28 PM): how r u doin
PinkyAssassin (1:47:40 PM): not much
PinkyAssassin (1:48:07 PM): good good hold up
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:48:19 PM): iight
PinkyAssassin (1:51:09 PM): back
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:51:28 PM): oka
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:51:35 PM): so how r things
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:51:53 PM): good
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:51:57 PM): thats great
PinkyAssassin (1:52:03 PM): yap
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:52:29 PM): so did u read the im convo
PinkyAssassin (1:52:55 PM): not yet hold on
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:53:00 PM): ok
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:54:00 PM): between me and vamparic
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:55:31 PM): its great right
PinkyAssassin (1:55:43 PM): hold on
YaBoyIsStillFly (1:55:49 PM): ok
PinkyAssassin (2:04:12 PM): jeez u can really pull an IM convo out
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:04:25 PM): he wouldnt belive me
PinkyAssassin (2:04:53 PM): i've seen you your paler than my friends ass
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:12 PM): u have seen your friends ass
PinkyAssassin (2:05:22 PM): hes mooned me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:25 PM): ahhh
PinkyAssassin (2:05:40 PM): weird part is...
PinkyAssassin (2:05:44 PM): he's black
PinkyAssassin (2:05:53 PM): an he's got a real pale ass
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:56 PM): like me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:05:59 PM): im black
PinkyAssassin (2:06:01 PM): like albino
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:06:05 PM): those pics werent me
PinkyAssassin (2:06:17 PM): ur black in the sense of it being inverted
PinkyAssassin (2:06:21 PM): meaning white
PinkyAssassin (2:06:31 PM): you'sa white mofo
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:06:44 PM): wat]
PinkyAssassin (2:06:53 PM): mofo
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:02 PM): im a mofo
PinkyAssassin (2:07:07 PM): you dont know what a mofo is?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:12 PM): is that wat ur saying
PinkyAssassin (2:07:16 PM): no
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:17 PM): im a mofo
PinkyAssassin (2:07:25 PM): ur a white mofo
PinkyAssassin (2:07:28 PM): :P
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:07:46 PM): im not white
PinkyAssassin (2:07:57 PM): yes
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:08:00 PM): and a mofo
PinkyAssassin (2:08:00 PM): you are
PinkyAssassin (2:08:19 PM): Please bitch! I can be more black than you
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:08:30 PM): ?
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:08:44 PM): that hurts
PinkyAssassin (2:09:11 PM): Good foo!
PinkyAssassin (2:09:31 PM): maybe next time you won't start acting like one of us!
PinkyAssassin (2:09:39 PM): Bitch!
PinkyAssassin (2:09:40 PM): :P
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:09:48 PM): hmmm
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:10:16 PM): every 1 ddenise my race
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:10:22 PM): i feel like Jesus
PinkyAssassin (2:10:26 PM): I've seen you niggas
PinkyAssassin (2:10:30 PM): nigga*
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:11:30 PM): u seen me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:11:32 PM): were
PinkyAssassin (2:11:52 PM): bah
PinkyAssassin (2:11:56 PM): i cant take it
PinkyAssassin (2:12:01 PM): i have a reason
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:12:04 PM): take wat
PinkyAssassin (2:12:11 PM): why i'm doin this
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:12:17 PM): doin wat
PinkyAssassin (2:12:21 PM): this!!!!
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:12:25 PM): calling me names
PinkyAssassin (2:12:28 PM): no!!!!
PinkyAssassin (2:12:35 PM): my head hurts!!!!
PinkyAssassin (2:12:38 PM): gah!
PinkyAssassin (2:12:46 PM): wheres my pill...
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:13:29 PM): wats wrong wit u
PinkyAssassin (2:14:15 PM): long story
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:14:33 PM): hmm
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:14:47 PM): sounds like u have some issues
PinkyAssassin (2:15:03 PM): yeah
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:15:10 PM): does it hurt
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:15:17 PM): can i touch it
PinkyAssassin (2:15:26 PM): no!
PinkyAssassin (2:15:32 PM): its special to mw
PinkyAssassin (2:15:34 PM): me*
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:15:39 PM): *pokes wounds*
PinkyAssassin (2:16:00 PM): stop poking my stitches
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:16:56 PM): omg im sorry
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:17:04 PM): do u really have them
PinkyAssassin (2:17:07 PM): yep
PinkyAssassin (2:17:14 PM): i had an appendicidus dude
PinkyAssassin (2:17:24 PM): every time i finish peeing it hurts
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:17:31 PM): mmm
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:17:35 PM): painful
PinkyAssassin (2:17:38 PM): yes
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:17:44 PM): should have used a condom
PinkyAssassin (2:17:54 PM): thats not an STD dmmy
PinkyAssassin (2:18:01 PM): dummy*
PinkyAssassin (2:18:14 PM): it's my appenduc that got swollen
PinkyAssassin (2:18:23 PM): appendis*
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:19:06 PM): how did this happen
PinkyAssassin (2:19:41 PM): i came home from school one day with an ache
PinkyAssassin (2:19:45 PM): in my stomach
PinkyAssassin (2:19:57 PM): i thought i was hungry or had to go to the bathroom
PinkyAssassin (2:20:10 PM): after i ate and did my business it still hurt
PinkyAssassin (2:20:30 PM): and when my mom came from work
PinkyAssassin (2:20:39 PM): she heard me yelling
PinkyAssassin (2:20:46 PM): and I told her what happened
PinkyAssassin (2:20:56 PM): usually i fake things to stay out of school
PinkyAssassin (2:21:06 PM): so my mom was skeptical
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:21:23 PM): ahhh
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:21:27 PM): sounds bad
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:34:38 PM): so do black chicks like u
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:34:57 PM): cuz they like me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:35:34 PM): u know
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:35:48 PM): but do any girls like u
PinkyAssassin (2:40:57 PM): sure they do
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:41:11 PM): really
PinkyAssassin (2:41:25 PM): allgirls like me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:41:38 PM): wanna see a hot black girl
PinkyAssassin (2:41:47 PM): how old is she
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:41:54 PM): thats my best friend
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:41:57 PM): shes 14
PinkyAssassin (2:42:12 PM): ok whats her name
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:18 PM): Chey
PinkyAssassin (2:42:24 PM): nice
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:29 PM): yea
PinkyAssassin (2:42:40 PM): is that your girl
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:49 PM): nah
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:42:56 PM): u already saw my girl
PinkyAssassin (2:42:58 PM): why if shes hot
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:43:09 PM): this is my best friend
PinkyAssassin (2:43:16 PM): oh got it
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:44:09 PM): Chey
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:45:43 PM): soo wat u think
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:45:48 PM): wanna see more
PinkyAssassin (2:46:28 PM): did you send the picture
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:46:31 PM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:46:36 PM): its right there
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:46:38 PM): Chey
ATTENTION (2:47:03 PM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
PinkyAssassin (2:47:33 PM): what
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:47:34 PM): umm cats
PinkyAssassin (2:48:03 PM): sorry my sister is sitting next to me screwing with the computer
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:48:12 PM): ahhh
PinkyAssassin (2:48:31 PM): she is touching everything
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:48:42 PM): tell her to fuck off
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:48:47 PM): lol
PinkyAssassin (2:49:02 PM): dude i cant she is a baby
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:49:06 PM): ohhh
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:49:13 PM): say nooo
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:49:24 PM): but so do u think shes hot
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:51:17 PM): do u
PinkyAssassin (2:51:44 PM): DUDE i cant see the picture
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:51:58 PM): Chey
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:52:03 PM): click on that
PinkyAssassin (2:52:30 PM): got it she is hot!!!
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:52:44 PM): yea
PinkyAssassin (2:52:58 PM): you go to school with her
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:53:02 PM): yup
PinkyAssassin (2:53:17 PM): other than hot is she nice
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:53:24 PM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:53:28 PM): she is the best
PinkyAssassin (2:54:10 PM): is chey her real name or nick name
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:54:40 PM): short for cheyenne
PinkyAssassin (2:55:30 PM): nice , I like cheyenne better, youknw that is native american name
PinkyAssassin (2:55:49 PM): man she is very hot!!!
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:55:56 PM): haha
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:56:07 PM): im a lucky boy
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:56:34 PM): hottness
PinkyAssassin (2:56:36 PM): i thought you sais she was your friend, i think you like her
PinkyAssassin (2:56:57 PM): you ought t set me up with her
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:09 PM): sure
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:28 PM): yea were friends but i already have gf
PinkyAssassin (2:57:35 PM): she probably likes older guys all chicks do
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:42 PM): nah
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:57:53 PM): she likes same age
PinkyAssassin (2:58:07 PM): sounds good to me
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:58:36 PM): she said she would have gone out wit me i didnt go out already
PinkyAssassin (2:59:00 PM): does she have a boyfriend now
YaBoyIsStillFly (2:59:43 PM): nope
PinkyAssassin (2:59:59 PM): ok thats my queue
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:00:15 PM): haha
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:00:18 PM): i bet it is
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:01:43 PM): so when u gonna come
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:01:49 PM): to NJ
PinkyAssassin (3:02:17 PM): i dont know how the hell I'm i gonna go to nj
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:02:27 PM): a plane
PinkyAssassin (3:03:01 PM): oh yeah right and my mother is goign to let me go
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:03:09 PM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:03:16 PM): say u new me in real life
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:03:59 PM): girls
PinkyAssassin (3:04:06 PM): dude that dont work like that , you know my uncle lives in nj
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:04:07 PM): wat about those girls
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:04:33 PM): he does were at
PinkyAssassin (3:04:48 PM): hot but i like cheyenne better
PinkyAssassin (3:04:53 PM): newark
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:01 PM): ohh
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:05 PM): thats far
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:08 PM): from me
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:19 PM): but which girl is the hottest
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:26 PM): in that pic
PinkyAssassin (3:05:32 PM): of the three
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:05:37 PM): yea
PinkyAssassin (3:06:05 PM): the red head
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:06:11 PM): haha Nina
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:06:32 PM): she another good friend of mine
PinkyAssassin (3:06:46 PM): she looks nice
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:43 PM): Just what u wanted
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:47 PM): thats all u
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:07:58 PM): your 2 fav
PinkyAssassin (3:08:24 PM): just what the doctor ordered
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:08:32 PM): haha ohh yea
PinkyAssassin (3:08:34 PM): hang on
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:09:40 PM): iight
PinkyAssassin (3:10:40 PM): wow u believed all that crap?
PinkyAssassin (3:10:46 PM): that was my mom dude
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:10:53 PM): really
PinkyAssassin (3:10:54 PM): rofl
PinkyAssassin (3:10:56 PM): yes
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:10:57 PM): lol
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:11:01 PM): tell her hii
PinkyAssassin (3:11:13 PM): she sometimes does that to make sure i'm not doing anything
PinkyAssassin (3:11:16 PM): u know
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:11:24 PM): yea
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:11:25 PM): lol
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:11:35 PM): did u even see the pics
PinkyAssassin (3:11:46 PM): i was at my friends house
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:11:54 PM): really
PinkyAssassin (3:12:13 PM): yes
PinkyAssassin (3:12:18 PM): i swear on my honor
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:12:22 PM): wow
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:12:25 PM): umm
PinkyAssassin (3:12:32 PM): i didn't even think she was posing at me
PinkyAssassin (3:12:36 PM): as*
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:12:41 PM): she was
PinkyAssassin (3:12:44 PM): jeebus
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:12:53 PM): she looked at the pics i sent u
PinkyAssassin (3:12:53 PM): now she can play a part
PinkyAssassin (3:13:14 PM): post this in the IM convo
PinkyAssassin (3:13:21 PM): it'll be hilarious
YaBoyIsStillFly (3:13:54 PM): i bet lol

[streak101]

actually it was when i said my mom was skeptical that i left. then my mother came and started talking!

[Calael]

While...entretaining I have to say I was twitching while reading that, no offense but I think you managed to push me past my spelling/grammar tolerance level. It's not easy to do but that's something, at least. So as to not spam a short but sweet gem:

Friend: so then I went there but noone was there, where were you guys?
Me: You went there?
Friend: er... yeah, 10 pm
Me: You mean you went to [other friend's] party and didn't see anyone?
Friend: I said yes dammit
Me: You mean you went to [other friend's] party which is tonight and didn't see anyone?
Friend: oh

Blame the ability of summer to make dates and days fade into oblivion.

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (10:11:40 PM): Hemmingway shot himself
Godhand (10:12:05 PM): And Kafka died of starvation. What's your point?
Godhand (10:12:54 PM): Anyway, the best stuff comes natural. Writing, really, is like taking a shit. You can wait on the pot a whole fucking day but if it isn't there, it isn't there.
AngelicMalice15 (10:13:14 PM): You sir, have never used an enema
Godhand (10:14:09 PM): Alright, you stupid son of a bitch. You need to let go of an analogy while it still has it's charm.
Godhand (10:14:22 PM): Oh, hey, a new chatbot.
AngelicMalice15 (10:14:23 PM): What fucking charm is there in taking a shit
Godhand (10:14:27 PM): I'm gonna abuse it.
Godhand (10:14:42 PM): The charm is that I'm such an earthy fucking fellow you can't help but love me.
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:27 PM): My repulsion needs no help.
AngelicMalice15 (10:16:41 PM): And you abuse every fucking bot you touch
Godhand (10:17:20 PM): Man, that bot was terrible.
Godhand (10:17:48 PM): I yelled and yelled and yelled but it didn't seem to care. Much like my mother when daddy brutally tore my ass apart for his sick, sexual pleasure.
AngelicMalice15 (10:18:01 PM): Maybe it was a vaccum cleaner
AngelicMalice15 (10:18:28 PM): At your age you can't really tell
Godhand (10:18:54 PM): I'm glad you clarified because I had no idea what the Hell you were talking about.
AngelicMalice15 (10:19:35 PM): When have I not made fun of your age
AngelicMalice15 (10:19:36 PM): ?
Godhand (10:20:15 PM): Your humor is usually so obtuse that for a minute there I assumed you were implying that they had hooked up a vaccuum cleaner to a computer and were using it as a bot.
Godhand(10:20:30 PM): And you know what's weird?
Godhand (10:20:48 PM): That would have been way funnier than your usual jokes even though it's completely fucking senseless.
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:16 PM): Your cock's just salivating at the idea of a vaccum
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:19 PM): Or lolita
Godhand (10:21:58 PM): That reminds me, I hear you're going into anime.
Godhand (10:22:02 PM): Hahaha, God, see?
Godhand (10:22:09 PM): That's a funny fucking segue.

***

AngelicMalice15 (9:57:04 PM): Shouldn't you be in some sort of firefight with rebels right now?
Godhand (9:57:25 PM): Where did that come from?
AngelicMalice15 (9:57:51 PM): The deep, black depths of my soul
Godhand (9:58:35 PM): Jesus, are you gonna cry now? Careful your eyeliner doesn't run.
AngelicMalice15 (10:00:08 PM): You see, by soul, in the english language atleast, I meant my asshole
AngelicMalice15 (10:00:24 PM): You know, that large strentching cavity your head's in most of the time
AngelicMalice15 (10:00:29 PM): When you don't write
Godhand (10:01:26 PM): You're being single-minded. What's stopping my head from being there when I write, too?
AngelicMalice15 (10:01:46 PM): That's the thing
AngelicMalice15 (10:01:48 PM): You never do
AngelicMalice15 (10:01:59 PM): That's what's stopping you
Godhand (10:02:26 PM): Hey, when I have something good to write, I will.
Godhand (10:03:20 PM): You little sugar-shits just sit at the keyboard and slam out line after line about how black your soul is, or how the raven is so dark, or about the bloody rose, or how the raven is picking blood of the black rose of your soul etc.
Godhand (10:03:56 PM): Fuck that. When inspiration strikes me, I'll write.

[Vorin]

Ya, double post. Jesus doesn't care, why should you?

AngelicMalice15 (10:35:12 PM): Does Godhand do anything?
AngelicMalice15 (10:35:24 PM): He just seems to pop out of no where
briancavner3 (10:35:34 PM): Basically
AngelicMalice15 (10:35:42 PM): Much like you, when someone utters koolaid
AngelicMalice15 (10:35:48 PM): I need to fix that hole in my wall
briancavner3 (10:35:49 PM): Ooooh YEAH

[Godhand]

[QUOTE=Vorin]Godhand (10:17:48 PM): I yelled and yelled and yelled but it didn't seem to care. Much like my mother when daddy brutally tore my ass apart for his sick, sexual pleasure.[QUOTE]

Listen man, most of the time I can tolerate the fact that you like to imagine this sort of thing as long as you keep it to yourself. But one day you're really going to have to see a therapist about these terrifying fucking fantasies of yours.

[Chidori Draconid]

God... The wost part about this conversation is that I just had it a few minutes ago, which means I'm still in "that" state of mind. You've heard of drunk dailing, ladies and gentlemen. Now let me introduce you do drunk posting.

FoolyCooly711 (5:00:15 AM): just checking and I really like this isten universty quest Im gonna try to post soon but my head hurts from my bro so expect something from me in a few hours
Rajani Chidori (5:00:33 AM): understandable
Rajani Chidori (5:00:56 AM): my head hurts from the gin and juice I drank only an hour ago
FoolyCooly711 (5:01:07 AM): lol
Rajani Chidori (5:01:20 AM): Snoop Dogg has got some serious tolerancy.
Rajani Chidori (5:01:27 AM): I sure as hell don't
FoolyCooly711 (5:01:36 AM): lol yeah he does
Rajani Chidori (5:02:18 AM): Jin & Juice sounded like a good combination, especially when it's being rapped about by the likes of him
Rajani Chidori (5:02:25 AM): Yp
Rajani Chidori (5:02:28 AM): Yo
FoolyCooly711 (5:02:31 AM): yeah
Rajani Chidori (5:02:40 AM): It's NOT a good combination.
FoolyCooly711 (5:02:50 AM): lol I will rember that
Rajani Chidori (5:03:06 AM): Or maybe it's just that the orange juice might have been a little dated.
Rajani Chidori (5:03:28 AM): Either way. This deity has a demon stomach.
FoolyCooly711 (5:04:04 AM): true you know I like that parrot bay mango stuff thats not bad
Rajani Chidori (5:04:19 AM): Aw
FoolyCooly711 (5:04:26 AM): what
Rajani Chidori (5:04:29 AM): I shoulda had that.
FoolyCooly711 (5:04:33 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (5:04:38 AM): you should
Rajani Chidori (5:04:47 AM): It may be the three pounds of pringles acting up on me too.
Rajani Chidori (5:04:50 AM): .....
Rajani Chidori (5:04:52 AM): .........
Rajani Chidori (5:04:54 AM): Shit
FoolyCooly711 (5:04:56 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (5:05:02 AM): god damnit
FoolyCooly711 (5:05:08 AM): DAMN IT!
Rajani Chidori (5:05:14 AM): I oughta go to sleep before I throw up.
FoolyCooly711 (5:05:18 AM): when will the acing stop!
Rajani Chidori (5:05:30 AM): g'night.
FoolyCooly711 (5:05:46 AM): well of you wanna leave me fine but your ass is grass tomorrow
FoolyCooly711 (5:06:12 AM): just kiddin good night sweet prince
Rajani Chidori (5:06:26 AM): I don't see no lawn mower!
Rajani Chidori (5:06:29 AM): lol
Rajani Chidori (5:06:31 AM): cya
FoolyCooly711 (5:06:32 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (5:06:35 AM): bye

[The Bard]

lol yeah good times so anywho Im sorry VA but I thought what you did was so funny so I tried

FoolyCooly711 (6:55:37 AM): hey there!
Badly Ice Cream (6:55:49 AM): hey
FoolyCooly711 (6:55:57 AM): so hows things
Badly Ice Cream (6:56:06 AM): Alright, buddy.
FoolyCooly711 (6:56:18 AM): good hey you know we are rivals
FoolyCooly711 (6:56:32 AM): you said it your self
FoolyCooly711 (6:57:27 AM): of course I'll make an exception just this once
Badly Ice Cream signed off at 6:58:55 AM.
FoolyCooly711 (6:59:04 AM): what


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FoolyCooly711 (6:59:20 AM): NOOOOO this is not how it was supposed to end


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FoolyCooly711 (6:59:34 AM): I know stop saying that!


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FoolyCooly711 (7:00:01 AM): Damn IT! Fine you win.....smartass


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[The Bard]

Double post sorry

FoolyCooly711 (7:14:29 AM): FINALLY
Badly Ice Cream (7:14:35 AM): what
FoolyCooly711 (7:14:51 AM): I tried to contact you but you went away
Badly Ice Cream (7:14:59 AM): yeah i have issues with AIM
FoolyCooly711 (7:15:17 AM): we all do
FoolyCooly711 (7:15:32 AM): you know if aim was like my mom it would have so many brusies
Badly Ice Cream (7:15:54 AM): Right
FoolyCooly711 (7:16:21 AM): no no I wasnt saying I hit my mom if thats what you thought...no no not me
Badly Ice Cream (7:16:47 AM): wha's eating you?
FoolyCooly711 (7:18:55 AM): well I invited the girl I met last night at the bar and turns out she was a terodactyle and trust me you dont wanna have sex with a terodactyle, they got a 30 foot wing-span and their nocking everything off the shelves
FoolyCooly711 (7:20:52 AM): Im gonna take that as you agree with me

[Abbie]

Badly Ice Cream (9:21:35 AM): I'm going to miss this place
Badly Ice Cream (9:21:52 AM): even though everything about it sucks a lot
urukpixie (9:22:40 AM): well, you can tell you'll be missed
Badly Ice Cream (9:24:08 AM): why do you say that
urukpixie (9:24:41 AM): the responses in your thread
Badly Ice Cream (9:25:12 AM): everyone loves me
Badly Ice Cream (9:25:17 AM): I'm probably the oldest, activest member
urukpixie (9:25:41 AM): well, maybe not activest
urukpixie (9:25:45 AM): but old, yes :p
Badly Ice Cream (9:25:54 AM): Well I used to be
Badly Ice Cream (9:27:15 AM): But yeah, I have everyone's love. That's why I can afford to be a jackass.
urukpixie (9:27:49 AM): aha...
urukpixie (9:28:02 AM): i'll be sure to remind people of that during the 'he's gone' party :p
urukpixie (9:28:04 AM): j/k
Badly Ice Cream (9:28:50 AM): You're not funny.
Badly Ice Cream (9:29:03 AM): You're just a bitch, a whore, a lesbian, a transvestite and a borderline alcoholic.
urukpixie (9:29:12 AM): uh-huh
Badly Ice Cream (9:29:17 AM): Doesn't it make you fuzzy inside?
urukpixie (9:29:26 AM): yeah, i'll really miss ya
Badly Ice Cream (9:29:34 AM): Good, I won't be gone long.
Badly Ice Cream (9:29:46 AM): I'll probably get it next weekend at the latest, if not this weekend.
Badly Ice Cream (9:29:53 AM): Priviledges when your dad works in the telephone company
urukpixie (9:30:13 AM): hehe
urukpixie (9:30:17 AM): thanks for the warning :p


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urukpixie (9:31:00 AM): people tell jokes a lot around here
FoolyCooly711 (9:31:58 AM): lol yeah since in maine all you have are lobsters and Dance Dance revolution
urukpixie (9:32:12 AM): Dance Dance what?
FoolyCooly711 (9:32:41 AM): DDR are you telling me you never heard of it. its like in every arcade
urukpixie (9:33:01 AM): ...
urukpixie (9:33:08 AM): arcade? o_O
FoolyCooly711 (9:33:13 AM): omg
FoolyCooly711 (9:33:19 AM): you have to be kidding
urukpixie (9:33:32 AM): *stares blankly*
FoolyCooly711 (9:34:03 AM): you mean to tell me you never seen one of these
FoolyCooly711 (9:34:06 AM): http://holy_knight_7.tripod.com/ddrmach.jpg
urukpixie (9:34:51 AM): it looks like some kind of sexual torture device
FoolyCooly711 (9:35:02 AM): lol geez
urukpixie (9:35:08 AM): what are the arrows for?
FoolyCooly711 (9:35:38 AM): when a arrow appers on screen you have to hit that same arrow on the pad below
urukpixie (9:35:55 AM): oh... so, what, you stand on it?
FoolyCooly711 (9:36:10 AM): yeah
FoolyCooly711 (9:36:15 AM): okay have you seen something set up like this
urukpixie (9:36:24 AM): no...
FoolyCooly711 (9:36:28 AM): http://www.golfshoresfuncenter.com/arcade.JPG
FoolyCooly711 (9:36:35 AM): how bout that
urukpixie (9:36:51 AM): omg! what happened to those computers!??
FoolyCooly711 (9:37:07 AM): lol omg!!!!!!
FoolyCooly711 (9:37:26 AM): those are arcade systems
urukpixie (9:37:34 AM): wow...
urukpixie (9:37:55 AM): wait, didn't they have something with a little green ship that shoots green lines at green blobs?
FoolyCooly711 (9:38:12 AM): yeah there ya go thats called GALAGA
urukpixie (9:38:45 AM): ooooOOOOOOOOoooooooh
FoolyCooly711 (9:38:58 AM): http://www.bigtop.com.au/images/product/PCB%20&%20kits/galaga-1.gif
urukpixie (9:39:08 AM): dude, you know i'm messing, right? i've seen more arcades than i could afford to play in
FoolyCooly711 (9:39:29 AM): lol you really had me girl friend
FoolyCooly711 (9:39:36 AM): Im serious
FoolyCooly711 (9:39:49 AM): that was a good one
urukpixie (9:39:52 AM): lol
urukpixie (9:40:00 AM): i've been cracking up the whole time
FoolyCooly711 (9:40:09 AM): I could imagin
FoolyCooly711 (9:40:21 AM): so was I

[The Bard]

lol she really had me. makes me feel akward now oh well


FoolyCooly711 (9:23:35 AM): A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
FoolyCooly711 (9:24:15 AM): and yea hes gonna post today
Rajani Chidori (9:24:34 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (9:24:45 AM): lol thats funny right
Rajani Chidori (9:25:02 AM): good n' nasty.
Rajani Chidori (9:25:21 AM): have you seen the Aristocrat?
FoolyCooly711 (9:25:22 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (9:27:31 AM): whats that?
Rajani Chidori (9:29:00 AM): One joke. One hundred comedians. They all tell it differently. It's got Robin Williams, Chris Rock, John Stewart, all these big time comedians telling the joke almost completely differently. It's so funny.
FoolyCooly711 (9:29:27 AM): sounds good Im gonna have to beashare that one
FoolyCooly711 (9:53:03 AM): yeah so hows things on your end
Rajani Chidori (9:53:56 AM): Jumping into another quest.
FoolyCooly711 (9:54:22 AM): you are one bust mofo
FoolyCooly711 (9:54:24 AM): jk
FoolyCooly711 (9:54:29 AM): busy*
FoolyCooly711 (9:54:38 AM): damn it I ruined the joke
Rajani Chidori (9:55:16 AM): really it doesn't take up as much time as one would think, seeing how slow most of these quests are going.
FoolyCooly711 (9:55:44 AM): true its like turtutle speed
Rajani Chidori (9:58:36 AM): naw
FoolyCooly711 (9:58:42 AM): ohh
FoolyCooly711 (9:59:26 AM): better yet I found that little bastard he cant hide from me anymore
FoolyCooly711 (9:59:40 AM): Max Dirks! (http://www.eaa33.org/members/showmember.php?lookupId=43)
FoolyCooly711 (10:00:53 AM): so wadda ya think
Rajani Chidori (10:03:22 AM): That's not Cyrus?
Rajani Chidori (10:03:27 AM): I don't get it.
Rajani Chidori (10:03:32 AM): Damn this hangover
FoolyCooly711 (10:04:07 AM): lol I was talking about max at the time besides cyrus is a dog
Rajani Chidori (10:04:23 AM): ok
Rajani Chidori (10:04:42 AM): I think I ge... Naw I still don't get it.
FoolyCooly711 (10:05:40 AM): okay heres cyrus (http://www.greyhoundsires.com.au/cyrusthevirus/index.shtml)
FoolyCooly711 (10:10:34 AM): get it now
Rajani Chidori (10:12:00 AM): aw!
Rajani Chidori (10:12:06 AM): Now I get it!
FoolyCooly711 (10:12:53 AM): see I knew I could count on you now all we need are a few sholves cause I hear the spear of jesus is migrating south this year! YAY
Rajani Chidori (10:14:09 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (10:14:31 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (10:15:09 AM): am I random?
Rajani Chidori (10:15:21 AM): who isn't?
FoolyCooly711 (10:16:15 AM): well the glass cup sitting in front of me hasnt been saying much so I guess that rules him outta the conversation
FoolyCooly711 (10:19:28 AM): you know know one on althanas respects accomplishments
FoolyCooly711 (10:20:11 AM): like this right here http://www.nawabrestaurant.com/Images/soup.jpg
FoolyCooly711 (10:20:20 AM): its a soup and a salad
FoolyCooly711 (10:20:31 AM): just like my journey for diss
Rajani Chidori (10:22:02 AM): That looks good.
Rajani Chidori (10:22:17 AM): But my stomach isn't happy right now.
Rajani Chidori (10:22:34 AM): godamn jin n' juice.
Rajani Chidori (10:23:22 AM): I gotta get some shut eye before I have to go to work so I'm gonna get going.
FoolyCooly711 (10:23:36 AM): lol okay
FoolyCooly711 (10:24:47 AM): well sleep tight
FoolyCooly711 (10:24:59 AM): I dont want anyone to hurt my little man
FoolyCooly711 (10:25:06 AM): ^ - ^
Rajani Chidori (10:25:26 AM): I didn't get that one either.
Rajani Chidori (10:26:16 AM): ah fuck it
Rajani Chidori (10:26:19 AM): I'm out
Rajani Chidori signed off at 10:26:29 AM.

[Thoracis]

Session Start (Kristin)
Ed: So I got drunk last night.
Kristin:: !!! yes
Kristin:: lol, i love us
Kristin:: matt says to me today: so did i fall down last night?
Ed: he grabbed my junk last night whilst trying to drag me by my belt. I let it slide though
Kristin:: I was like uhhhh....yeah. That was the coolest thing you did
Ed: so i didnt wake up at the apt
Ed: thats how my night went
Kristin:: where did you wake up?
Ed: i went for a walk last night
Kristin:: uh, oh
Ed: i wanted some flamin' hots
Kristin:: where did you wake up?
Ed: home...
Kristin:: you DID NOT walk home
Ed: no... that would be nuts
Ed: but so here i am, just stupid drunk at 3 in the morning, walking the streets... who do i run into?
Ed: my mom
Kristin:: !!!!!HOLY CRAP
Kristin:: walking down the roda?
Ed: no... she lives right by eddie and zeke... so i'm on my way to wesco and by some crazy coincidence my mom and her bf are leaving her house to go to his house and they stop for gas
Kristin:: lol, was she like wtf are you doing?
Ed: yes
Ed: she was very concerned about my state of inhebriation as well
Kristin:: lol
Ed: i told her i wanted some cheetos... turns out i didnt even have money when i went there
Ed: she bought me some cheetos then i went to bronson's house with her for a bit cause we hadn't talked in awhile
Kristin:: so no work for you today?
Ed: before he went to bed zeke said he wasnt gonna wake me up anyway
Kristin:: god last night was a joke
Ed: they freaked out this morning though. i woke up with 10 missed calls from them cause they had no idea where i went
Kristin:: well yeah...
Ed: i didnt even remember really until my mom called me today
Ed: all i could tell zeke was i went for cheetos and ended up with my mom somehow
Ed: but yea... i most certainly did NOT walk 10 miles across town. i'd pry still be on my way
Ed: or jumped in the hood somewhere
Ed: i also threw up at the bar... i'm feeling very awesome about myself today. Rumor has it I may have threw up on someone’s shoes as well. Who gives away pitchers at last call and who tries to slam them like they haven’t drank all night?
Kristin:: LOL
Kristin:: no one knows though!
Kristin:: that damn guy in the white shirt
Ed: throw up at the bar and go wandering at almost 4 in the morning
Ed: yea, that's true
Kristin:: i love my friends
Ed: i bet i dont go out drinking on a monday again for awhile
Kristin:: aww that sucks, i'm going tonight
Kristin:: lol
Ed: if i had money i would be there
Kristin:: it's dollar drafts at homestead
Kristin:: i could always cover you...me matt n kim are going
Ed: no... no draft beer. i would be down for anything but that
Kristin:: okay...buy something else then
Ed: apparently i have a problem where i sip my draft beer until everyone finished their glass then i slam mine. i did that like 6 times last night
Ed: then i puked up beer foam
Ed: and popcorn
Kristin:: sick
Ed: ewww
Ed: we are a solid group of people
Kristin:: solid freaks
Ed: for some reason i keep remembering matt talking to his mom... "OH HI MOM!!! Awww you can't find the cheese balls? Poor lady."
Ed: that seems hilarious to me
Kristin:: lol, and the way he says hello is SO damn gay
Ed: i know
Ed: i also remember i kept giving that other guy in a hat dirty looks cause you said he was a douchebag
Kristin:: !! he is

Kristin: he's a very mean spirited person
Kristin: and for me to say taht, you know it's severe
Ed: very true
Ed: ewww... i just looked at my text messages from last night
Kristin: what one?
Kristin: OH!!!
Ed: the one i sent you
Kristin: yeah THAT one
Ed: and i ended up texting marcy... the time would indicate it was as i was walking around the neighborhood
Kristin: oh great
Ed: it says, and i quote, "YOU DIDN'T CALL ME LIKE YOU SAID YOU ARE A LIAR!" all in caps with a mean face at the end
Ed: an appealing message at 3 in the morning i am sure
Kristin: oh no
Kristin: i would be thrilled to pieces
Ed: i know. then i wonder why she ended up with jeff... lol
Kristin: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kristin: awww, that was a sad kind of funny
Ed: lol
Ed: well... i am a load to deal with when im that drunk
Kristin: i need to go shower so i can get matt from work at 530 so call me k
Ed: hmmm hmmmmm
Ed: lata
Session Close (Kristin:):

[Aleister]

*Yes, we're white. But we're taking these words back!*

AngelicMalice15 (3:31:26 PM): Is the Green LAtern Weak to yellow, or just can't effect it?
EBMinion (3:31:58 PM): I think his powers just don't work on it.
AngelicMalice15 (3:32:13 PM): So if a school bus was falling off a bridge?
EBMinion (3:32:39 PM): Sorry kids. No last-minute rescue today.
AngelicMalice15 (3:33:22 PM): Did he have one specific city he protected
EBMinion (3:33:36 PM): I don't know.
AngelicMalice15 (3:33:38 PM): Because the government could just make everyone make their school buses, like yellow
AngelicMalice15 (3:33:45 PM): Green*
EBMinion (3:34:17 PM): What are the odds that a schoolbus is going to fall off a bridge, anyway?
AngelicMalice15 (3:34:45 PM): What are the odds two planes are going to be hijacked and smashed into buildings?
AngelicMalice15 (3:34:58 PM): Or a crazed Austrian is going to rise up and kill a people
EBMinion (3:34:59 PM): Ohoho, SNAP.
EBMinion (3:35:26 PM): You just brought collective probability down a notch.
AngelicMalice15 (3:35:39 PM): I feel sorry for the asians though...
EBMinion (3:36:15 PM): At least we aren';t making any bad western puns about them being cowards because they're "yellow."
EBMinion (3:36:26 PM): Yellow-belly, yellow-gizard, yellow back...
AngelicMalice15 (3:36:53 PM): Alright
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:03 PM): But what about blacks?
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:11 PM): "He's got a black heart!
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:15 PM): A black soul!
EBMinion (3:37:16 PM): Wow.
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:25 PM): You know
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:32 PM): These are things you need to say in real life
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:37 PM): You can't type those
EBMinion (3:37:45 PM): Of course.
AngelicMalice15 (3:37:54 PM): They could be compliments

[DarkStrike]

I read the first few of these and I have to say that they disturb me lol

Osato and I actually had a normal conversation...

of course it was me firing ideas for a character at him (Nenal) and then him going:

"good deal"

or

"kk"

So I guess it qualifies as one sided conversation...

But the important thing is I had fun!

[The Bard]

THIS WAS A BIG JOKE AND AM SORRY FOR ANY OFFENSE GIVEN IN THIS




FoolyCooly711 (10:55:47 PM): Hey
Chiropteral (10:55:56 PM): hiya
Chiropteral (10:56:13 PM): I see you're back on your computer
FoolyCooly711 (10:56:30 PM): yeah lol
Chiropteral (10:56:48 PM): So what's up with you?
FoolyCooly711 (10:57:10 PM): ehhh nuttin much really same old same old
Chiropteral (10:57:54 PM): You doing any interesting quests? Nobody seems to be writing much of anything.
Chiropteral (10:58:00 PM): Or maybe I just don't know where to look
FoolyCooly711 (10:58:44 PM): lol maybe but I just joined this fun one in the istien univeresty and Im doin a battle with Kai
Chiropteral (10:58:55 PM): I'm doing a quest with Kai, too!
Chiropteral (10:58:59 PM): In Scara Brae
FoolyCooly711 (10:59:07 PM): cool
FoolyCooly711 (10:59:14 PM): he is a good kid
Chiropteral (10:59:17 PM): I've never quested in Istien.
Chiropteral (10:59:23 PM): Isn't it a school?
FoolyCooly711 (10:59:38 PM): yeah for bards and musicans
Chiropteral (10:59:44 PM): Oh.
Chiropteral (10:59:49 PM): Snobs.
FoolyCooly711 (10:59:52 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:00:01 PM): Well . . .
Chiropteral (11:00:21 PM): You have some sort of special school just for the talented? What about the rest of us, who don't have any muscal gifts?
FoolyCooly711 (11:00:35 PM): then you learn the hard way
Chiropteral (11:00:44 PM): And what way is that?
FoolyCooly711 (11:01:09 PM): I havent found it yet but I could imagin it is a challenge
Chiropteral (11:01:29 PM): We're talking about playing instruments and singing, right?
FoolyCooly711 (11:01:41 PM): yup
Chiropteral (11:01:50 PM): And there's a hard way to do that?
Chiropteral (11:01:56 PM): I can't imagine what it'd be.
Chiropteral (11:02:08 PM): Involving whips and chains, maybe . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:02:09 PM): lol well make a song right now
Chiropteral (11:02:21 PM): But I haven't taken any classes.
Chiropteral (11:02:29 PM): I don't qualify as a bard.
FoolyCooly711 (11:02:31 PM): you dont have to
Chiropteral (11:02:39 PM): No graduation certificate from Istien.
Chiropteral (11:02:43 PM): I'm not good enough.
FoolyCooly711 (11:02:47 PM): cause its so easy.....
Chiropteral (11:02:48 PM):
Chiropteral (11:02:59 PM): If it's easy, why do you need a school for it?
FoolyCooly711 (11:03:13 PM): didnt you just say it was easy?
Chiropteral (11:03:20 PM): YOU said it was easy.
FoolyCooly711 (11:03:58 PM): Chiropteral (11:01:29 PM): We're talking about playing instruments and singing, right?
FoolyCooly711 (11:01:41 PM): yup
Chiropteral (11:01:50 PM): And there's a hard way to do that?
Chiropteral (11:01:56 PM): I can't imagine what it'd be.
Chiropteral (11:04:42 PM): By "hard way," I meant a way beside the usual way, of having a teacher and learning in private lessons with some Asian musical genius.
FoolyCooly711 (11:04:54 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:04:59 PM): I know instruments are hard. A Japanese guy once tried to teach me to play the violin.
FoolyCooly711 (11:05:15 PM): what a odd combo
Chiropteral (11:05:19 PM): What?
FoolyCooly711 (11:05:49 PM): Japanese and violins I thought they were more drums and flute kinda people
Chiropteral (11:06:18 PM): Are you kidding? They're angry because their hands are too small to be pianists, so they take all their frustration out on the string instruments.
Chiropteral (11:06:34 PM): Drums are for Rastafarians.
Chiropteral (11:06:44 PM): Flutes are for gay shepherds.
FoolyCooly711 (11:07:11 PM): lol I never knew.......and the flute thing is laughable
Chiropteral (11:07:30 PM): *shrugs* everyone else was thinking it . . .
Chiropteral (11:08:07 PM): Funny, though. When you said "odd combo," I thought you were talking about me and the Japanese guy.
FoolyCooly711 (11:08:09 PM): I only study northern bardic music not asain music
Chiropteral (11:08:21 PM): Well, geez, that's your problem.
Chiropteral (11:08:36 PM): Bardic music is the descendent of Asian music.
FoolyCooly711 (11:08:46 PM): is that so
Chiropteral (11:08:47 PM): You think Netherlandic people came up with lyres?
Chiropteral (11:08:58 PM): You think the BRITISH invented harps?
FoolyCooly711 (11:09:01 PM): well sorta
Chiropteral (11:09:10 PM): Don't be naive. They stole it from the Japs.
Chiropteral (11:09:22 PM): Along with fish and chips.
Chiropteral (11:09:28 PM): And the name "Oxford."
FoolyCooly711 (11:09:31 PM): hold up Im gonna wikipedia this
Chiropteral (11:09:50 PM): Go ahead. That site will only serve to validate my outrageous claims.
Chiropteral (11:10:06 PM): Besides, who actually believes what they read online?
FoolyCooly711 (11:10:11 PM): lol I do
Chiropteral (11:10:18 PM): Tsk tsk.
FoolyCooly711 (11:10:20 PM): well most of it
FoolyCooly711 (11:10:28 PM): not all
Chiropteral (11:10:48 PM): Not the stuff about Asian musicians, I hope.
Chiropteral (11:10:58 PM): I should be your only trusted source.
Chiropteral (11:11:01 PM): For that.
FoolyCooly711 (11:11:25 PM): lol wikipedia knows all my friend
Chiropteral (11:11:35 PM): He doesn't know my mother's maiden name.
Chiropteral (11:11:39 PM): Or her bra size.
Chiropteral (11:11:46 PM):
FoolyCooly711 (11:12:05 PM): then I will put it on there I already did it for my mom
Chiropteral (11:12:11 PM): You pervert.
FoolyCooly711 (11:12:16 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:12:20 PM): I was bored
FoolyCooly711 (11:12:28 PM): OHHH WHAT IS THIs
Chiropteral (11:12:35 PM): So you went into your mom's room and found her bra size>
FoolyCooly711 (11:12:35 PM): *Various types of harps are found in Africa, Europe, North and South America, and a few parts of Asia.*
Chiropteral (11:12:44 PM): They ALL came from Asia.
Chiropteral (11:12:47 PM): Originally.
FoolyCooly711 (11:12:56 PM): hmmm
Chiropteral (11:12:58 PM): Many eons ago, before the Canadians invented beavers.
Chiropteral (11:13:35 PM): And introduced them into the USA to eradicate our forests so that they could be the sole provider of lumber.
FoolyCooly711 (11:13:40 PM): did they
FoolyCooly711 (11:13:46 PM): those bastards
Chiropteral (11:13:49 PM): The scumbags.
Chiropteral (11:14:07 PM): We oughta show them . . . poison their granola factories or something.
FoolyCooly711 (11:14:07 PM): the shall die on the love handles of the friged waste
Chiropteral (11:14:27 PM): Yes!
Chiropteral (11:14:31 PM): Kill the barbarians!
Chiropteral (11:14:44 PM): Kill the muff-wearing pansies!
FoolyCooly711 (11:14:47 PM): those northern fools
Chiropteral (11:14:58 PM): Pill-popping demons!
FoolyCooly711 (11:15:03 PM): DAMN IT! your right
FoolyCooly711 (11:15:06 PM): The harp's origins may lie in the sound of a plucked hunter's bow string. The oldest documented references to the harp are from 4000 BC in Egypt
Chiropteral (11:15:07 PM): Plaid-sporting idiots!
Chiropteral (11:15:14 PM): Egypt??
Chiropteral (11:15:29 PM): Egypt stole the aerodynamic design of the harp from Chinese aircarfts.
FoolyCooly711 (11:15:32 PM): is egypt in asain
Chiropteral (11:15:39 PM): No, son, Egypt is on Africa.
FoolyCooly711 (11:15:50 PM): WHAT THE HELL
Chiropteral (11:15:55 PM): Yeah . . . sorry.
FoolyCooly711 (11:16:12 PM): I think I should use google earth more often
Chiropteral (11:16:32 PM): Google is the government's way of monitering adolescent internet activity.
Chiropteral (11:16:41 PM): Don't fall for their traps!
FoolyCooly711 (11:17:27 PM): seems like every where I trun their is a israel soldier
Chiropteral (11:17:45 PM): . . . where do you live?
FoolyCooly711 (11:18:00 PM): NJ
Chiropteral (11:18:09 PM): Hmm. That might be a problem.
Chiropteral (11:18:21 PM): Do they seem at all hostile?
FoolyCooly711 (11:18:25 PM): New Jersey (often informally abbreviated to "Jersey") is a state in the Mid-Atlantic region of the United States. It is the fourth smallest, tenth most populous, and is the most densely populated of the fifty states of the United States.
Chiropteral (11:18:36 PM): My, aren't you clever.
FoolyCooly711 (11:18:50 PM): I love wikipedia
Chiropteral (11:18:59 PM): I'd never have even known what NJ was without that ever-so-helpful wikipedia clip.
Chiropteral (11:19:13 PM): Being that I am American and all, and completely geographically retarded.
FoolyCooly711 (11:19:22 PM): we all are
FoolyCooly711 (11:19:30 PM): well as far as me and you go
FoolyCooly711 (11:19:40 PM): where do you live
Chiropteral (11:19:49 PM): Hey, at least I know which hemisphere Israel's in.
Chiropteral (11:20:06 PM): I live in the US of A. A coupla thousand miles below those beaver-toting scumbags.
FoolyCooly711 (11:20:20 PM): I feel your pain
Chiropteral (11:20:32 PM): Their wickedness oozes down through the border . . .
Chiropteral (11:20:39 PM): It taints our souls!!
FoolyCooly711 (11:21:22 PM): I hear at night you can hear the warcrys
Chiropteral (11:21:33 PM): Only if you listen carefully . . .
Chiropteral (11:21:41 PM): But it keeps the kids praying.
Chiropteral (11:21:51 PM): When they're not screaming, of course.
FoolyCooly711 (11:22:38 PM): poor children...they will be brave warriors one day
Chiropteral (11:22:49 PM): Canada is like the US's toupe.
FoolyCooly711 (11:23:04 PM): true
Chiropteral (11:23:07 PM): It's unnatural, a bit pathetic, and it makes the person below it look slightly ridiculous
Chiropteral (11:23:25 PM): And considering that the US is most usually compared to a fat, balding old man . . .
Chiropteral (11:23:34 PM): What a sad state our nation finds itself in.
FoolyCooly711 (11:23:46 PM): we really need a defence plan
Chiropteral (11:24:05 PM): Maybe we should all just move to Canada, throw out the Canadians, and make a new country.
Chiropteral (11:24:12 PM): Free pills for everybody!
FoolyCooly711 (11:24:19 PM): YAY!
Chiropteral (11:24:21 PM): We could call it . . . New Canadia!
Chiropteral (11:24:28 PM): Emphasis on the extra i.
FoolyCooly711 (11:24:45 PM): but what about north carolina
FoolyCooly711 (11:24:48 PM): NC
Chiropteral (11:24:52 PM): And we can have sport days where we torture the old Canadians and force them to swim as far into the Atlantic as they can.
Chiropteral (11:25:08 PM): North Carolina . . . is . . . an acceptable loss.
FoolyCooly711 (11:25:34 PM): or have gladitorial maches!!! also NC is on its verge of extinction
Chiropteral (11:25:43 PM): True, true, about NC.
Chiropteral (11:25:55 PM): I don't know if Canadians would know which end of the sword was sharp.
Chiropteral (11:26:01 PM): They'll have to use their mountie bayonets.
FoolyCooly711 (11:26:34 PM): we will show them what us polish our made of!
Chiropteral (11:26:40 PM): . . .
Chiropteral (11:26:41 PM): . . .
Chiropteral (11:26:43 PM): Polish?
FoolyCooly711 (11:26:51 PM): yeah Im polish
Chiropteral (11:26:54 PM): Oh.
Chiropteral (11:27:00 PM): Ancestrally?
Chiropteral (11:27:17 PM): Or do actually speek . . . Polish, is it?
Chiropteral (11:27:23 PM): *speak
FoolyCooly711 (11:27:32 PM): well I speak some
FoolyCooly711 (11:27:39 PM): not fluid
Chiropteral (11:27:48 PM): Not fluid, eh?
Chiropteral (11:27:56 PM): Are your parents fluid?
FoolyCooly711 (11:28:02 PM): yeah I never got to that but my grandmas a master
Chiropteral (11:28:13 PM): Has she ever been to Poland?
FoolyCooly711 (11:28:24 PM): I never asked
FoolyCooly711 (11:28:31 PM): but one would guess so
Chiropteral (11:28:37 PM): One would hope so, as well.
Chiropteral (11:28:52 PM): I think every person should take at least one trip to their motherland.
Chiropteral (11:29:11 PM): Me, I'd have to make two trips.
FoolyCooly711 (11:29:22 PM): were do hail friend
Chiropteral (11:29:27 PM): Germany and Africa.
Chiropteral (11:29:32 PM): Independently.
FoolyCooly711 (11:29:43 PM): wow thats odd
Chiropteral (11:29:47 PM): Am I?
Chiropteral (11:29:52 PM):
FoolyCooly711 (11:30:25 PM): Kto?
Chiropteral (11:30:39 PM): I'm sorry, that word is not in my vocabulary.
FoolyCooly711 (11:30:49 PM): Przepraszam
Chiropteral (11:30:51 PM): Is it Africaan?
Chiropteral (11:30:58 PM): I don't actually speak the language . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:31:03 PM): no its polish
Chiropteral (11:31:08 PM): Oh! Cool.
Chiropteral (11:31:19 PM): Lots of constanants.
Chiropteral (11:31:37 PM): That's good, because we Americans use up all the vowels and make those poor zs and xs feel unloved.
FoolyCooly711 (11:32:16 PM): when you said am I I said who? and when you said I'm sorry, that word is not in my vocabulary. I said Im sorry.....Polish is cool with the vowels
Chiropteral (11:32:32 PM): Odd.
Chiropteral (11:32:40 PM): I meant, am I odd.
Chiropteral (11:33:10 PM): I thought you were testing to see if I was really African in descent by seeing if I knew a word in Africaan.
Chiropteral (11:33:25 PM): I don't, obviously.
FoolyCooly711 (11:33:29 PM): Nie rozumiem Jestem w ciąży !
Chiropteral (11:33:40 PM): Why is the "Jestem" capitalized?
Chiropteral (11:33:48 PM): Did you call me a wicked name>
FoolyCooly711 (11:34:13 PM): no I said I dont understand Im pregnat!
Chiropteral (11:34:32 PM): Well. That's quite a useful phrase to know.
FoolyCooly711 (11:34:38 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:34:43 PM): Especially considering that you're . . . male. . .
Chiropteral (11:35:00 PM): But if I'm ever in Poland, at least I'll know what to say to get some sympathy.
FoolyCooly711 (11:35:04 PM): so is Wyglądasz super!
Chiropteral (11:35:21 PM): That looks like some sort of Harry Potter reference . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:35:37 PM): lol it acutally means You look hot!
Chiropteral (11:35:49 PM): that big "w" word means look?
FoolyCooly711 (11:36:10 PM): seems so
Chiropteral (11:36:39 PM): How the crap do you say "glance" or "peer" or "stare," then??
FoolyCooly711 (11:36:48 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:36:57 PM): Wow. Seems complicated, like Swedish.
FoolyCooly711 (11:37:00 PM): you dont really
FoolyCooly711 (11:37:10 PM): lol swedish
Chiropteral (11:37:15 PM): You just use that one word for everything that means "look"?
Chiropteral (11:37:22 PM): No synonyms?
FoolyCooly711 (11:37:27 PM): nadda
FoolyCooly711 (11:37:44 PM): ask me somethin simpla and it'll come out in polish
FoolyCooly711 (11:37:49 PM): simple
Chiropteral (11:37:58 PM): No wonder I don't know any famous Polish writers. I'd go crazy if I didn't have my synonyms.
Chiropteral (11:38:00 PM): Okay.
Chiropteral (11:38:02 PM): Say . . .
Chiropteral (11:38:11 PM): Eat my shorts.
FoolyCooly711 (11:38:27 PM): jesus okay lets see hear
Chiropteral (11:38:35 PM): Where?
Chiropteral (11:38:46 PM): I don't see him!
Chiropteral (11:38:52 PM): Sorry. I'll shut up now.
FoolyCooly711 (11:39:12 PM): lol thats okay
Chiropteral (11:39:32 PM):
FoolyCooly711 (11:41:35 PM): Jestem mnie siusiu
FoolyCooly711 (11:41:44 PM): that means eat my pee
Chiropteral (11:41:50 PM): That's pretty cool.
Chiropteral (11:41:59 PM): Difficult, though, to eat a fluid.
Chiropteral (11:42:26 PM): I'd use that on my brother, but I'd probably just end up sounding like the village idiot, babbling.
FoolyCooly711 (11:42:34 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:42:45 PM): or one of those canadians
Chiropteral (11:42:58 PM): Oh . . . that would be bad.
Chiropteral (11:43:07 PM): My brother might go into a berserker rage and decapitate me.
FoolyCooly711 (11:43:17 PM): lol what for
Chiropteral (11:43:20 PM): He was trained in the arts of Kill-Canadian-do
Chiropteral (11:44:00 PM): He responds to plaid, earmuffs, and free alcohol.
FoolyCooly711 (11:44:42 PM): lol show him a pic of Piersi and he will go crazy
Chiropteral (11:44:58 PM): Who is Piersi?
FoolyCooly711 (11:45:34 PM): thats polish for breasts
Chiropteral (11:45:43 PM): Ha!
Chiropteral (11:45:57 PM): There's a word I'm sure I'll need. . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:45:59 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:46:21 PM): You speak any other languages?
FoolyCooly711 (11:46:33 PM): well a little japanese
Chiropteral (11:46:42 PM): Kinichwa, right?
FoolyCooly711 (11:46:50 PM): Konichiwa
FoolyCooly711 (11:46:56 PM): or Konbanwa
Chiropteral (11:47:08 PM): Oh. yeah. My teacher taught me violin, not Japanese . . .
Chiropteral (11:47:29 PM): He always smelled like soap and fish.
Chiropteral (11:47:37 PM): And his nails were manicured.
FoolyCooly711 (11:47:43 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:47:44 PM): And he had really bony knuckles.
Chiropteral (11:48:04 PM): Speaking of Japanese brings up bad memories of having to stand for hours, doing scales.
FoolyCooly711 (11:48:22 PM): what a dupek
Chiropteral (11:48:27 PM): ABCDEFGFEDCBA . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:48:39 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:48:45 PM): what
FoolyCooly711 (11:49:13 PM): wanna learn some polish curse words
Chiropteral (11:49:29 PM): I probably won't remember them.
Chiropteral (11:49:36 PM): And I try to avoid cursing . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:49:42 PM): lol never mind
Chiropteral (11:49:43 PM): Being a good, America girl and all.
FoolyCooly711 (11:49:48 PM): I already used one
Chiropteral (11:49:50 PM): *American.
Chiropteral (11:49:53 PM): On ME??
FoolyCooly711 (11:49:59 PM): Dupek
FoolyCooly711 (11:50:10 PM): no not on you
Chiropteral (11:50:12 PM): You called me a . . .
Chiropteral (11:50:17 PM): Canadian??
FoolyCooly711 (11:50:17 PM): about your teacher
Chiropteral (11:50:21 PM): Oh.
FoolyCooly711 (11:50:21 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:50:24 PM): That's cool, then.
FoolyCooly711 (11:50:32 PM): I called him a A hole
Chiropteral (11:50:36 PM): He was pretty dupeky.
FoolyCooly711 (11:50:41 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (11:52:02 PM): so does your race have a fighting class
Chiropteral (11:52:10 PM): What race?
FoolyCooly711 (11:52:22 PM): I mean nationality
Chiropteral (11:52:32 PM): What's a fighting class? Forgive my ignorance.
FoolyCooly711 (11:52:55 PM): like how polish have teutonic knights
Chiropteral (11:53:00 PM): Actually- hold that thought- I will back in one minute. . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:53:05 PM): okay
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Chiropteral (11:54:19 PM): Teutonic knights are Polish?
FoolyCooly711 (11:54:23 PM): yeah
FoolyCooly711 (11:54:31 PM): German and polish
Chiropteral (11:54:57 PM): Hmm. And I had always thought they were the European variation of the Asian Samurais.
Chiropteral (11:55:02 PM): I guess . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:55:10 PM): lol
Chiropteral (11:55:12 PM): Native spear-throwers?
FoolyCooly711 (11:55:18 PM): odd
Chiropteral (11:55:27 PM): Half-naked cannibals who eat each other's testicles?
FoolyCooly711 (11:55:41 PM): they sound cool
Chiropteral (11:55:50 PM): Africa isn't exactly a hotseat of militarial development.
FoolyCooly711 (11:56:00 PM): true
Chiropteral (11:56:10 PM): But those Asians . . .
FoolyCooly711 (11:56:15 PM): theres a load of tribes
FoolyCooly711 (11:56:19 PM): in africa
Chiropteral (11:56:30 PM): Yes, and they all kidnap each other's kids and sell them to the White Man.
Chiropteral (11:56:38 PM): Or . . . they used to, anyway.
FoolyCooly711 (11:56:48 PM): some still do
Chiropteral (11:56:50 PM): I love tribal warfare. It's so . . . barbaric.
FoolyCooly711 (11:56:55 PM): I know
FoolyCooly711 (11:57:01 PM): barbarians are cool
Chiropteral (11:57:16 PM): Yeah, they still do, but now the Europeans stole their idea and are selling THEIR kids too, so it's not as cool anymore.
FoolyCooly711 (11:57:34 PM): yeah that just killed the whole idea
Chiropteral (11:57:44 PM): Darn Europeans.
Chiropteral (11:57:54 PM): Makes me almost as mad at them as I am at the Canadians.
FoolyCooly711 (11:58:08 PM): except for poland
FoolyCooly711 (11:58:20 PM): they our their own island
Chiropteral (11:58:27 PM): Poland is too far north for Europe.
Chiropteral (11:58:47 PM): If I have my geography correct . . . which I probably don't.
FoolyCooly711 (11:58:52 PM): well poland is not a island I just wish it was
Chiropteral (11:59:01 PM): Why?
FoolyCooly711 (11:59:32 PM): so they can be they can make thier own plans to destory canada
Chiropteral (11:59:51 PM): Ahh. Ingenious.
Chiropteral (12:00:03 AM): I wonder if there is anybody out there who doesn't hate Canada.
Chiropteral (12:00:14 AM): In a friendly, easy-going competetive way.
Chiropteral (12:00:16 AM): Of course.
FoolyCooly711 (12:00:42 AM): true lets make canada into a communist country
Chiropteral (12:01:03 AM): I don't know if China would want to claim them.
FoolyCooly711 (12:01:18 AM): I know mother russia would
Chiropteral (12:01:38 AM): They'd be happy to accept ANYbody.
Chiropteral (12:01:44 AM): Even Australia . . .
Chiropteral (12:01:48 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:02:24 AM): australia those joey bastards will bay for that coreal reef
FoolyCooly711 (12:02:32 AM): it blocks off trade
Chiropteral (12:02:43 AM): Like a giant . . . ocean-block.
FoolyCooly711 (12:02:59 AM): it usless
Chiropteral (12:03:17 AM): We should burn it down!
Chiropteral (12:03:33 AM): Using Canadian lumber as kindler!
FoolyCooly711 (12:03:54 AM): and elk hides for clothing
Chiropteral (12:04:05 AM): Hee hee. Elk.
Chiropteral (12:04:09 AM): What a funny creature.
Chiropteral (12:04:22 AM): With an even weirder name.
Chiropteral (12:04:30 AM): An epitome of Canadian creativity.
FoolyCooly711 (12:05:48 AM): mother nature defiantly screwed up on canada
Chiropteral (12:06:26 AM): She did it on purpose. To make the US look as good as it possibly could.
Chiropteral (12:06:41 AM): Like making a wart on the tip of a pretty woman's nose.
Chiropteral (12:06:44 AM): Just for spite.
FoolyCooly711 (12:07:23 AM): I grant us FAME AND GLORY!!!!!!
Chiropteral (12:07:33 AM): And what will we do with that?
FoolyCooly711 (12:07:56 AM): take what we need
Chiropteral (12:08:08 AM): To . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:08:23 AM): yes
Chiropteral (12:08:39 AM): Rule the World!
Chiropteral (12:08:56 AM): We're Pinky and the Brain, brain, brain, brain . . .
Chiropteral (12:09:27 AM): I get to be Pinky.
FoolyCooly711 (12:09:40 AM): wh ydo you wanna be the dumb one
FoolyCooly711 (12:09:49 AM): why do*
Chiropteral (12:10:00 AM): Cause his head is proportional to his body.
Chiropteral (12:10:04 AM): And people actually like him.
Chiropteral (12:10:17 AM): And Pinky always ends up being the one who saves the day.
FoolyCooly711 (12:11:42 AM): lol true
Chiropteral (12:11:55 AM): What time is it in NJ?
ATTENTION (12:12:07 AM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
FoolyCooly711 (12:12:10 AM): look what I made
Chiropteral (12:12:18 AM): It won't show.
FoolyCooly711 (12:12:27 AM): are you sure
Chiropteral (12:12:34 AM): Post it again, to be sure.
FoolyCooly711 (12:12:46 AM): okay
Chiropteral (12:12:53 AM): Gah! What kind of file is it?
FoolyCooly711 (12:13:02 AM): can you read it
Chiropteral (12:13:11 AM): Wait, I got it.
Chiropteral (12:13:23 AM): hahahaha
FoolyCooly711 (12:13:35 AM): lol it is perfect
Chiropteral (12:13:38 AM): You're dastardly.
FoolyCooly711 (12:13:46 AM): lol I know
Chiropteral (12:14:22 AM): You think up things like that in your spare time?
FoolyCooly711 (12:14:49 AM): yeah
FoolyCooly711 (12:15:02 AM): communisim is fun
Chiropteral (12:15:23 AM): Tell that to the starving Russians . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:16:01 AM): lol if they had a leader like me we would have owned china
Chiropteral (12:16:15 AM): Why, honestly, would you want to?
FoolyCooly711 (12:16:28 AM): what take over china
Chiropteral (12:16:36 AM): Yeah
Chiropteral (12:16:44 AM): All they have is sushi.
Chiropteral (12:16:51 AM): And they stole that from Japan.
Chiropteral (12:16:55 AM): Or Korea.
FoolyCooly711 (12:16:59 AM): lol
Chiropteral (12:16:59 AM): I forget which one.
FoolyCooly711 (12:17:03 AM): Japan
Chiropteral (12:17:06 AM): Right.
Chiropteral (12:17:16 AM): I love Sushi.
Chiropteral (12:17:18 AM): What's the one that has raw fish?
Chiropteral (12:17:22 AM): Kenchi?
Chiropteral (12:17:25 AM): Kimchi?
Chiropteral (12:17:39 AM): Come on, Wikipedia whore, whip out your sugar daddy!
Chiropteral (12:17:58 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:18:00 AM): lol okay olay call the pitboss
Chiropteral (12:18:13 AM): Who's he?
FoolyCooly711 (12:18:29 AM): the pitboss
Chiropteral (12:18:35 AM): yeah.
FoolyCooly711 (12:19:40 AM): mario he is our leader of the poilsh-canada party cant you tell
FoolyCooly711 (12:19:43 AM): http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/mario-stalin.jpg
Chiropteral (12:20:06 AM): The resemblence is undeniable.
Chiropteral (12:20:12 AM): I can't believe I didn't see it before.
Chiropteral (12:20:35 AM): When Mario Bros. was released . . . the Russians were using it as a way to monitor American life!
FoolyCooly711 (12:20:48 AM): yes ma'am
Chiropteral (12:21:05 AM): That's where they got all their ideas for their porno, watching our living rooms through their high-tech game technology!
Chiropteral (12:21:11 AM): Egads!
Chiropteral (12:21:20 AM): Holy televisual spies!
FoolyCooly711 (12:21:42 AM): comcast is also communist
Chiropteral (12:21:49 AM): *Gasp*
Chiropteral (12:22:04 AM): No wonder it's free.
FoolyCooly711 (12:22:07 AM): we are no longer safe
Chiropteral (12:22:49 AM): Next thing you know, we'll find out that sexual predators use Myspace to track their victims.
FoolyCooly711 (12:23:14 AM): its gonna happin sooner or later
Chiropteral (12:23:16 AM): And that chatting with random strangers online and giving out personal information is inadvisable.
Chiropteral (12:23:24 AM): What is our world coming to??
FoolyCooly711 (12:23:38 AM): an end
Chiropteral (12:23:43 AM): Why aren't kids able to play in the streets anymore?
FoolyCooly711 (12:23:58 AM): ever take a look the middle east os falling appart
Chiropteral (12:23:59 AM): Where are the mounties?? The noble samurai?? The creepy violin tutors?
Chiropteral (12:24:13 AM): The Middle East ain't the only one falling apart
Chiropteral (12:24:32 AM): Just the most obvious.
Chiropteral (12:24:45 AM): America's infrastructure is crumbling from within.
Chiropteral (12:24:52 AM): Like termites in a cellar.
Chiropteral (12:25:04 AM): WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Chiropteral (12:25:08 AM): . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:25:32 AM): everything is like a virus within soon to break down the subject it sickens
FoolyCooly711 (12:26:16 AM): I know
Chiropteral (12:26:24 AM): Anyway.
Chiropteral (12:26:30 AM): Enough with the theatrics.
FoolyCooly711 (12:26:32 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:26:35 AM): yeah
Chiropteral (12:26:48 AM): So . . . did you learn anything interesting in school today?
Chiropteral (12:26:52 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:27:04 AM): I didnt go to school today
Chiropteral (12:27:08 AM): Naughty boy.
FoolyCooly711 (12:27:18 AM): I dont have it
FoolyCooly711 (12:27:21 AM): its summer
Chiropteral (12:27:31 AM): You New Jersians get a summer break?
FoolyCooly711 (12:27:36 AM): yeah
Chiropteral (12:27:44 AM): North Carolinians only get the major communist holidays.
FoolyCooly711 (12:27:51 AM): that sucks
Chiropteral (12:28:12 AM): Yes it does.
Chiropteral (12:28:32 AM): Especially considering that since the government wants us to be working all the time, those holidays are quite scarce.
FoolyCooly711 (12:28:50 AM): good thing communisim in america dependes on the governor
Chiropteral (12:29:01 AM): Isn't it?
Chiropteral (12:29:24 AM): I get to sleep with ease every night, secure in the knowledge that Mr. Bush has my communism under his control.
Chiropteral (12:29:29 AM): Yes, indeedy.
FoolyCooly711 (12:29:54 AM): cant argue with that *raises a glass os milk*
Chiropteral (12:30:13 AM): Mmm. milk. Good for calcium.
Chiropteral (12:30:18 AM): What percent are you drinking?
FoolyCooly711 (12:30:23 AM): whole
Chiropteral (12:30:31 AM): Wow. You really ARE a man.
Chiropteral (12:30:37 AM): I take mine skim.
Chiropteral (12:30:54 AM): But my mom hasn't bought any recently, and the stuff in our fridge expired in July.
Chiropteral (12:31:00 AM): So I'm a watergirl, for now.
FoolyCooly711 (12:31:01 AM): women
FoolyCooly711 (12:31:05 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (12:31:08 AM): jk
Chiropteral (12:31:14 AM): Are you saying that all women drink skim?
Chiropteral (12:31:20 AM): It's probably true.
Chiropteral (12:31:38 AM): We like our arteries just the way they are. With SPACE between the walls.
Chiropteral (12:31:41 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:31:44 AM): yeah acutally
FoolyCooly711 (12:31:46 AM): lol
Chiropteral (12:31:54 AM): Whole milk is like curdled cream.
Chiropteral (12:32:05 AM): Thick and . . . smoothie-ish.
Chiropteral (12:32:15 AM): I used to drink it in Africa, but not no more.
FoolyCooly711 (12:32:20 AM): like ice cream
Chiropteral (12:32:25 AM): Melted ice cream/
FoolyCooly711 (12:32:40 AM): though I must admit Iam not to manly look ay me
FoolyCooly711 (12:32:43 AM): http://myspace-060.vo.llnwd.net/00810/06/06/810976060_l.jpg
Chiropteral (12:32:56 AM): Hmm.
Chiropteral (12:33:05 AM): You seem a whole-milk-man to me.
FoolyCooly711 (12:33:17 AM): and a bic mac
Chiropteral (12:33:23 AM): Love the curtains in your bedroom.
Chiropteral (12:33:25 AM): JK
Chiropteral (12:33:31 AM): What's a bic mac?
FoolyCooly711 (12:33:33 AM): http://myspace-043.vo.llnwd.net/00885/34/06/885656043_l.jpg
FoolyCooly711 (12:33:51 AM): and thats my bathroom
Chiropteral (12:33:53 AM): There's a picture that should be shared with teh world!
FoolyCooly711 (12:34:04 AM): for the last pic
FoolyCooly711 (12:34:18 AM): and you like that burger pic
Chiropteral (12:34:31 AM): Oh yeah. Very manly pose.
FoolyCooly711 (12:34:42 AM): lol are you hitting on me
Chiropteral (12:34:52 AM): Don't get your hopes up.
FoolyCooly711 (12:35:03 AM):
Chiropteral (12:35:08 AM): I don't think I could handle all that manliness.
Chiropteral (12:35:16 AM): What with the pretty curtains and the big mac and all.
FoolyCooly711 (12:35:21 AM): lol your making me blush
Chiropteral (12:35:23 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:35:43 AM): Im a ninja
FoolyCooly711 (12:35:45 AM): http://myspace-465.vo.llnwd.net/00728/56/46/728566465_l.jpg
Chiropteral (12:35:56 AM): Very dashing.
Chiropteral (12:36:17 AM): What kind of ninja wears a bandana? Certainly not an Asian one . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:36:28 AM): but a communist one
Chiropteral (12:36:34 AM): Da na na na!
FoolyCooly711 (12:36:44 AM): lol jk
Chiropteral (12:36:58 AM): You astound me. Here I thought all NJ boys were decent kids who wanted to go to college.
Chiropteral (12:37:06 AM): But you just want to grow up and go to Russia.
FoolyCooly711 (12:37:12 AM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (12:37:32 AM): because I hear the women over there are easy to please
FoolyCooly711 (12:37:36 AM): http://myspace-438.vo.llnwd.net/00728/83/43/728333438_l.jpg
Chiropteral (12:37:57 AM): You set pretty low standards for yourself, then.
Chiropteral (12:38:04 AM): To resort to a Russian.
FoolyCooly711 (12:38:19 AM): not russian
FoolyCooly711 (12:38:24 AM): but chinese
Chiropteral (12:38:26 AM): Raelyse says that all Russians are ugly.
FoolyCooly711 (12:38:29 AM):
FoolyCooly711 (12:38:36 AM): men are
Chiropteral (12:38:36 AM): oooh.
Chiropteral (12:38:49 AM): I don't know much about them China-girls.
FoolyCooly711 (12:38:57 AM): lol yeah
Chiropteral (12:39:04 AM): But I can tell you that it was a Chinese prostitute who invented Microsoft Windows.
FoolyCooly711 (12:39:12 AM): ???
Chiropteral (12:39:37 AM): Bill Gates kept her locked in his basement until she figured out a way to help him make a name for himself. To get back at all the kids who mocked his weird geekiness.
FoolyCooly711 (12:40:00 AM): lol this is amazing
Chiropteral (12:40:04 AM): After kidnapping her from the Europeans who had purchased her from the African tribesmen who had stolen her in the first placen.
FoolyCooly711 (12:40:15 AM): wow
Chiropteral (12:40:18 AM): BG is a dastardly fellow.
FoolyCooly711 (12:40:32 AM): I cant help but looked confused
FoolyCooly711 (12:40:35 AM): http://myspace-155.vo.llnwd.net/00896/55/16/896816155_l.jpg
Chiropteral (12:40:36 AM): I won't even tell you about his Australian "pets."
FoolyCooly711 (12:40:55 AM): oh geez are they kangoros or what they hell ever
Chiropteral (12:41:17 AM): I'm talking Crocodile Steve and Waldo!
Chiropteral (12:41:22 AM): The man's INSANE!
FoolyCooly711 (12:41:32 AM): yeah he almost killed his baby
Chiropteral (12:41:39 AM): No, that wasn't his fault.
Chiropteral (12:41:43 AM): The prostitute got loose.
Chiropteral (12:41:50 AM): Tried to avenge her honor.
FoolyCooly711 (12:42:17 AM): that scars me
Chiropteral (12:42:25 AM): It should.
FoolyCooly711 (12:42:37 AM): I dont think I could sleep now
Chiropteral (12:42:44 AM): I'd sing for you . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:42:50 AM): thank you
Chiropteral (12:42:59 AM): but it might give my position away to the Canadians who are outside my window with tomahawks.
FoolyCooly711 (12:43:14 AM): those damn natives
FoolyCooly711 (12:43:24 AM): well are you gonna post this on althanas
Chiropteral (12:43:26 AM): With their stupid pet beavers . . .
Chiropteral (12:43:32 AM): Are you kidding?
Chiropteral (12:43:36 AM): Of course not.
Chiropteral (12:43:43 AM): I'd be burnt at the stake.
FoolyCooly711 (12:43:52 AM): then I'll post it
Chiropteral (12:44:02 AM): You're crazy.
Chiropteral (12:44:06 AM): Watch your back.
Chiropteral (12:44:17 AM): Those Canadians are pretty beastly when they want revenge . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:44:30 AM): cover me while I log in
Chiropteral (12:44:32 AM): But I salute you, brave Commie.
Chiropteral (12:44:43 AM): *cocks shotgun*
Chiropteral (12:44:47 AM): Go on!
FoolyCooly711 (12:45:05 AM): All right first sector clear!
Chiropteral (12:45:18 AM): Maybe you should reconsider . . .
Chiropteral (12:45:31 AM): They're starting to congregate around their axes!
FoolyCooly711 (12:45:48 AM): you got that shotgun use it lass
Chiropteral (12:46:02 AM): Bang bang, he shot me downn
Chiropteral (12:46:06 AM): bang bang, I hit the ground
Chiropteral (12:46:11 AM): bang bang, my baby shot me down . . .
FoolyCooly711 (12:46:22 AM): why are you singing? lol
Chiropteral (12:46:37 AM): It helps bring on the battle-rage.
FoolyCooly711 (12:46:57 AM): okay is'nt that song from tony yayo or somethin
Chiropteral (12:47:18 AM): It's on the Kill Bill soundtrack
FoolyCooly711 (12:47:27 AM): ohh thats right
FoolyCooly711 (12:47:36 AM): uma therman
FoolyCooly711 (12:47:45 AM): well Im in the complex
FoolyCooly711 (12:47:56 AM): highlighting in process
Chiropteral (12:48:03 AM): Don't you think you should . . . edit?
FoolyCooly711 (12:48:12 AM): like what
Chiropteral (12:48:20 AM):
Chiropteral (12:48:24 AM): I'm afraid of him.
FoolyCooly711 (12:48:27 AM): good idea
Chiropteral (12:49:15 AM): When my account is revoked, I'm going to blame you.
FoolyCooly711 (12:50:05 AM): hey I understand but theres something I've been meaning to say....
Chiropteral (12:50:13 AM): Go on.
FoolyCooly711 (12:50:28 AM): well I have been thinking and well
Chiropteral (12:50:43 AM): . . . should I shut my eyes?
FoolyCooly711 (12:50:50 AM): if that helps
Chiropteral (12:50:59 AM): Can't type so well.
Chiropteral (12:51:06 AM): Never mind, I'll leave 'em open.
FoolyCooly711 (12:51:13 AM): okay
FoolyCooly711 (12:51:21 AM): here it goes
Chiropteral (12:51:23 AM): Sorry for interrupting.
FoolyCooly711 (12:51:37 AM): are you gonna eat all those nuggets?
Chiropteral (12:51:51 AM): Well, I suppose I could save one or two for you.
Chiropteral (12:51:57 AM): Since you're a starving Communist and all.
FoolyCooly711 (12:52:18 AM): Aww thank you.....thats enough for a week
FoolyCooly711 (12:52:28 AM): papa's gonna be proud
Chiropteral (12:52:37 AM): ha ha
Chiropteral (12:52:48 AM): You really had me going for a second there.
Chiropteral (12:53:03 AM): I was afraid you were going to start being . . . dare I say it? . . . serious.

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (3:09:29 PM): What'cha' doin;?
urukpixie (3:13:56 PM): oh, i'm multitasking
urukpixie (3:13:57 PM): you?
AngelicMalice15 (3:15:23 PM): Sniffling
urukpixie (3:15:36 PM): whyfor are you sniffling?
AngelicMalice15 (3:15:51 PM): Cause rayne's in your top ten and I'm not
AngelicMalice15 (3:15:53 PM): *sniffle*
urukpixie (3:16:12 PM): says who?
urukpixie (3:16:12 PM): there are TEN slots :p
AngelicMalice15 (3:16:28 PM): Yes, but letho takes up 9 of them :P
urukpixie (3:16:31 PM): lmao
urukpixie (3:16:37 PM): xD
urukpixie (3:16:39 PM): roflmao

[Jasmine]

Colin - Carrick16 said:
One day ill make you my wife
chelle belle said:
Colin - Carrick16 said:Hey loserhumph
chelle belle said:
why should I want to be your wife anyway? the canadians i know are much better looking
chelle belle said:
and they're closer to where i live ~_^
Colin - Carrick16 said:
Oh because i have a heart of gold and those canadians really suck compared to me
chelle belle said:
really? the ones i know don't call me a loser *sniffle*
chelle belle said:
why would you do that to me? don't you know it hurts to call people 'loser'? i thought you cared!

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Colin - Carrick16 says:
Hey shell how many losers does it take to screw in a light bulb
chelle belle says:
good question...how many of you and your friends does it take?
chelle belle says:
~_^
Colin - Carrick16 says:
None cause men cant do these things
chelle belle says:
hahaha
Colin - Carrick16 says:
So shut up and go make me a sandwich
chelle belle says:
no!
Colin - Carrick16 says:
But its your talent given by evolution
chelle belle says:
i don't care...i don't feel like making a sandwish for you
Colin - Carrick16 says:
But i love you
chelle belle says:
then you should pamper me and learn to make sandwiches for yourself
Colin - Carrick16 says:
No because my love does not apply to physical tasks
chelle belle says:
ahhh what does it apply to then?
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Things that i like doing that you dont
chelle belle says:
so i see... well come to the kitchen and i'll teach at least how to feed yourself. a sandwich is not all that hard to make
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Can you teach me to make love
chelle belle says:
no..sorry...
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Your the worst lover ive ever had. Coincidentally your also the best
chelle belle says:
Does that mean i'm the only one? ^_~
Colin - Carrick16 says:
How smart.. Though your newfound like for that smiley wants to make me throw up in my mouth
chelle belle says:
awww but it's a cute smiley! okay i won't use it so much if it'll make you feel better
Colin - Carrick16 says:
No it wont the only thing thatll make me happier is the removal of your clothing
chelle belle says:
well i'm sorry about that...but i won't be removing my clothing for you
Colin - Carrick16 says:
But im not very good at changing clothes
chelle belle says:
well that sucks then don't it? cause i ain't helping you with your clothes either
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Im still bored Youre not yes amusing
chelle belle says:
*huggles and kisses your cheek* sorry....
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Yeah thats better do some ore of that im so bored
chelle belle says:
oh i don't know.....it's rather boring when it's one sided.... *kisses the other cheek*
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Oh i dont think so i always thought giving was more fun than taking
chelle belle says:
well if i'm not going to get anything back, then i'm certainly not going to continue
Colin - Carrick16 says:
But i thought you didnt love me
chelle belle says:
you said you loved me though....but you sure haven't shown it very well
Colin - Carrick16 says:
Thats because i have issues
chelle belle says:
well until you prove this love you talk about, you get no more kisses
Colin - Carrick16 says:
This isnt alleviating my boredow at all
chelle belle says:
sorry....i told you, no more kisses until you show me you deserve them

[Vampiric Angel]

AngelicMalice15 (3:09:29 PM): What'cha' doin;?
urukpixie (3:13:56 PM): oh, i'm multitasking
urukpixie (3:13:57 PM): you?
AngelicMalice15 (3:15:23 PM): Sniffling
urukpixie (3:15:36 PM): whyfor are you sniffling?
AngelicMalice15 (3:15:51 PM): Cause rayne's in your top ten and I'm not
AngelicMalice15 (3:15:53 PM): *sniffle*
urukpixie (3:16:12 PM): says who?
urukpixie (3:16:12 PM): there are TEN slots :p
AngelicMalice15 (3:16:28 PM): Yes, but letho takes up 9 of them :P
urukpixie (3:16:31 PM): lmao
urukpixie (3:16:37 PM): xD
urukpixie (3:16:39 PM): roflmao

Do you guys have MySpace or something?

[Abbie]

Do you guys have MySpace or something?
I do, actually. Though I'm not terribly active there. PM me if you really want the info. ^_^

[Vorin]

EBMinion (6:34:35 PM): Hiya. Posted.
AngelicMalice15 (6:37:48 PM): I saw
EBMinion (6:38:15 PM): I probably could'
EBMinion (6:38:18 PM): ve done better.
AngelicMalice15 (6:38:33 PM): We all could've
EBMinion (6:39:00 PM): That one in particular felt like I was running out of quality juice or some-odd. Gonna take a short break and recharge.
AngelicMalice15 (6:40:48 PM): We can dress up in Guy Fawkes masks
EBMinion (6:43:26 PM): And torture girls so that they no longer fear death.
AngelicMalice15 (6:44:22 PM): You...can...do that...
AngelicMalice15 (6:53:45 PM): ...

[The Bard]

FoolyCooly711 (6:22:04 PM): lol I like the movie idea
AngelicMalice15 (6:24:11 PM): Of course'
FoolyCooly711 (6:26:10 PM): are you saying that to be mean
FoolyCooly711 (6:26:42 PM): I think you are
FoolyCooly711 (6:26:47 PM): that was rude
AngelicMalice15 (6:27:01 PM): No, it was truth
AngelicMalice15 (6:27:04 PM): Truth cannot be rude
FoolyCooly711 (6:27:55 PM): but it can hurt
AngelicMalice15 (6:28:08 PM): True, but it can't be rude.
FoolyCooly711 (6:28:40 PM): okay then that hurt
AngelicMalice15 (6:29:20 PM): But was it true?
FoolyCooly711 (6:30:04 PM): well that is up to you
AngelicMalice15 (6:30:26 PM): Truth, well subjuctive at times, is only up to a few when they are in power
FoolyCooly711 (6:31:05 PM): and I see you as in poer because your older
FoolyCooly711 (6:31:10 PM): power*
AngelicMalice15 (6:31:52 PM): That's like a 5 year old saying it to a six year old
FoolyCooly711 (6:32:18 PM): yeah but your what 20 and im 14
AngelicMalice15 (6:32:32 PM): I'm 17
FoolyCooly711 (6:33:09 PM): ohh Im sorry well then you are right it is like a 5 year old saying it to a 6 year old
FoolyCooly711 (6:33:25 PM): but the 6 year old always comes out on top
FoolyCooly711 (6:36:51 PM): you know why
AngelicMalice15 (6:37:35 PM): No..
FoolyCooly711 (6:38:14 PM): because he started puberty
AngelicMalice15 (6:38:52 PM): What 6 year olds are you looking at
FoolyCooly711 (6:40:29 PM): Russian ones

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (9:20:53 PM): What'd you think of the matrix reloaded?
EBMinion (9:21:05 PM): Reloaded... did it have the Burly Brawl in it?
EBMinion (9:21:20 PM): T'was a decent film.
EBMinion (9:21:28 PM): Funner to watch in company than alone, though.
AngelicMalice15 (9:21:42 PM): It wasn't as good as the first
AngelicMalice15 (9:21:47 PM): I mean...woah
AngelicMalice15 (9:22:00 PM): I don't need colonel sanders feeding me Nihlism
AngelicMalice15 (9:22:20 PM): I get enough of that from that fucker McDonald
EBMinion (9:22:57 PM): Heh.

[streak101]

The reference to my father is becuz i prove him wrong occasionally and i will later this week too.




PinkyAssassin (10:43:39 PM): i have no idea what u mea
PinkyAssassin (10:43:41 PM): mean
PinkyAssassin (10:43:54 PM): dragon quest 7?
FoolyCooly711 (10:44:06 PM): lol you never played the game
PinkyAssassin (10:44:06 PM): never seen it
PinkyAssassin (10:45:03 PM): and the boomerang is the only thing
FoolyCooly711 (10:45:04 PM): I mean 8
PinkyAssassin (10:45:16 PM): boomerang
PinkyAssassin (10:45:19 PM): thats it man
FoolyCooly711 (10:45:25 PM): you sure
PinkyAssassin (10:45:29 PM): and the bandana but that was coincidence
FoolyCooly711 (10:45:32 PM): hey I was only kidding
FoolyCooly711 (10:45:43 PM): its for fun not serious
PinkyAssassin (10:45:46 PM): i know
PinkyAssassin (10:45:52 PM): but still
PinkyAssassin (10:45:58 PM): i like to clear things up
FoolyCooly711 (10:46:18 PM): lol hey bohemia said I would die in a biker bar cause I sing gay songs
PinkyAssassin (10:46:40 PM): ye
FoolyCooly711 (10:51:00 PM): ye?
PinkyAssassin (10:51:15 PM): i mean ye he did
FoolyCooly711 (10:51:23 PM): ohh
PinkyAssassin (10:51:24 PM): hey post in jamming
PinkyAssassin (10:51:53 PM): so i can have some time to play GW
FoolyCooly711 (10:52:11 PM): ohhh is that so
FoolyCooly711 (10:52:19 PM): what have you done for me
PinkyAssassin (10:52:29 PM): i posted in jamming :P
FoolyCooly711 (10:52:45 PM): only once now its your turn again
PinkyAssassin (10:53:06 PM): i did
PinkyAssassin (10:53:10 PM): check urself
FoolyCooly711 (10:53:23 PM): okay I will
PinkyAssassin (10:55:01 PM): check check check
PinkyAssassin (10:55:04 PM): and then
PinkyAssassin (10:55:11 PM): respect respect respect
PinkyAssassin (10:55:16 PM): dunnananana
FoolyCooly711 (10:55:21 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (10:55:25 PM): okay
PinkyAssassin (10:55:28 PM): i'm musical today
FoolyCooly711 (10:55:34 PM): go play your damn game
PinkyAssassin (10:55:36 PM): oh wiat duh
PinkyAssassin (10:55:41 PM): windowed mode :P
FoolyCooly711 (10:55:50 PM): lol i feel like your dad
PinkyAssassin (10:56:04 PM): hahaha
FoolyCooly711 (10:56:07 PM): lol
FoolyCooly711 (10:56:23 PM): also if you posted why are you worried about me posting
PinkyAssassin (10:56:41 PM): cuz i want it to keep moving
PinkyAssassin (10:56:52 PM): i hate quests that stand still
PinkyAssassin (10:56:58 PM): especially good quests
FoolyCooly711 (10:57:12 PM): I'll post today or tomorrow
PinkyAssassin (10:57:18 PM): o come on
PinkyAssassin (10:57:25 PM): i might not be here tommorrow
FoolyCooly711 (10:57:35 PM): why?
PinkyAssassin (10:57:46 PM): my parents are taking me to the beach
FoolyCooly711 (10:57:57 PM): for a whole day?
PinkyAssassin (10:58:18 PM): nah
PinkyAssassin (10:58:21 PM): for 4 days
FoolyCooly711 (10:58:26 PM): ????
PinkyAssassin (10:58:31 PM): vacation
FoolyCooly711 (10:58:34 PM): ohhh
PinkyAssassin (10:58:37 PM): marco island
FoolyCooly711 (10:58:44 PM): that sounds cool
PinkyAssassin (10:58:45 PM): and here i am watching shark week
FoolyCooly711 (10:59:06 PM): lol discovery channel
PinkyAssassin (10:59:19 PM): yep

[Vampiric Angel]

KaynetheDragon (11:17:20 AM): wb
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:17:43 AM): ty
KaynetheDragon (11:17:48 AM): yw
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:17:54 AM): ty for the yw
KaynetheDragon (11:17:59 AM): lmfao
KaynetheDragon (11:18:02 AM): crazy ass
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:18:12 AM): lol
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:18:44 AM): Should I get it institutionalized?
KaynetheDragon (11:18:54 AM): yes
KaynetheDragon (11:18:56 AM): swiftly
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:19:03 AM): lol then I will
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:19:27 AM): and it'll be my ass in a straight jacket sticking out of a padded wall XD
KaynetheDragon (11:19:31 AM): your ass needs a straight jacket
KaynetheDragon (11:19:33 AM): lmao
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:19:49 AM): lol great minds think alike ^^
KaynetheDragon (11:20:01 AM): indeed
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:25:17 AM): be are be, breakfast awaits!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:41:40 AM): back
KaynetheDragon (11:41:45 AM): wb
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:41:49 AM): ty
KaynetheDragon (11:41:52 AM): yw
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:42:00 AM): ty for the yw
KaynetheDragon (11:43:59 AM): again with the craziness
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:44:16 AM): lol
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:44:42 AM): [paste previous conversation here]
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:44:44 AM): XD
KaynetheDragon (11:44:51 AM): lol

[Yamihara]

@_< Owowow, so many K's in the same post...

WTW, that's a really strange IM convo. XD

[The Bard]

FoolyCooly711 (10:59:12 AM): Im leaving today
AngelicMalice15 (10:59:25 AM): Leaving what?
FoolyCooly711 (10:59:41 AM): NJ silly
FoolyCooly711 (11:00:18 AM): I'm leavin today
Living it, leaving it to change
AngelicMalice15 (11:00:37 AM): Change what?
FoolyCooly711 (11:01:05 AM): sorry I stop singing Christina Aguilera
FoolyCooly711 (11:01:16 AM): but anywho Im goin on a vacation
FoolyCooly711 (11:01:44 AM): and I want you to take of the bard while Im gone
AngelicMalice15 (11:02:18 AM): Take off what?
FoolyCooly711 (11:02:30 AM): ......
FoolyCooly711 (11:02:35 AM): shhhh
FoolyCooly711 (11:02:53 AM): *I want you to figure out
AngelicMalice15 (11:03:02 AM): Figure out what?
FoolyCooly711 (11:03:19 AM): what god has done
AngelicMalice15 (11:03:35 AM): He told me to kill you
AngelicMalice15 (11:03:40 AM): Him and the baby jesus
FoolyCooly711 (11:03:49 AM): no that cant be true
AngelicMalice15 (11:03:57 AM): It is
AngelicMalice15 (11:04:01 AM): He siad so himself
AngelicMalice15 (11:04:05 AM): Just IM him
FoolyCooly711 (11:04:26 AM): no I cant your truth is lies
AngelicMalice15 (11:04:56 AM): Or are my lies truth?
FoolyCooly711 (11:05:34 AM): either way their is a hint of lie no matter what way you put it
AngelicMalice15 (11:06:16 AM): or are my truths truth
FoolyCooly711 (11:07:18 AM): you betray the Son of Man with a kiss?
AngelicMalice15 (11:07:37 AM): No. It was sex
FoolyCooly711 (11:08:17 AM): Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.
FoolyCooly711 (11:09:28 AM): You are My friends. There is no greater love than for a man to lay down his life for his friends. I cannot be with you much longer, My friends. You cannot go where I am going. My commandment to you after I am gone is this: Love one another. As I have loved you, so love one another. You have heard it said you shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. For if you love only those who love you, what reward is there in that? I am the good shepherd. I lay down my life for My sheep. No-one takes my life from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have power to lay it down and the power to take it up again. This command is from my Father.
AngelicMalice15 (11:10:56 AM): No..
FoolyCooly711 (11:11:05 AM): what is it?
AngelicMalice15 (11:11:28 AM): It's a speech form HITLER!
FoolyCooly711 (11:11:43 AM): NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That cant be!!!!!!!!!!!
AngelicMalice15 (11:12:39 AM): Yes it can...you you clap your hands and believe
FoolyCooly711 (11:13:03 AM): I dont want to clap my hands......daddy stop

[Yamihara]

...And that's what you get for talking to da Vamp boy. =P Scary, ain't it?

[Abbie]

NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART!!!

Badly Ice Cream (9:26:58 AM): Dyke
urukpixie (9:27:14 AM): Fucktard :p
Badly Ice Cream (9:27:50 AM): Lesbian
urukpixie (9:28:13 AM): Cracksmoker
Badly Ice Cream (9:29:21 AM): Tittyfucker
urukpixie (9:29:57 AM): Asslicker
Badly Ice Cream (9:30:39 AM): Toeswalloer.
urukpixie (9:30:59 AM): Dicklick
Badly Ice Cream (9:32:23 AM): Cuntmolester
urukpixie (9:32:47 AM): Virgin
Badly Ice Cream (9:33:41 AM): Liar
Badly Ice Cream (9:33:55 AM): No Wait
urukpixie (9:33:57 AM): whoa, now you're getting personal
Badly Ice Cream (9:33:57 AM): Small Vagina
Badly Ice Cream (9:34:06 AM): No better one
Badly Ice Cream (9:34:08 AM): Full breasted
urukpixie (9:34:24 AM): are these supposed to be insults?
urukpixie (9:34:35 AM): you may want to go back to 3rd grade, if they are
Badly Ice Cream (9:34:46 AM): I would, but I can't fit into the uniform
urukpixie (9:35:08 AM): i'm sure they'd make an exception
Badly Ice Cream (9:36:29 AM): Yeah, but they said I was too immature.
urukpixie (9:36:44 AM): you realize you lost to a girl?

[Vampiric Angel]

lmao XD wow, very nice argument. Who's Badly Ice Cream, though?

[Abbie]

Raelyse aka Sparrow aka Valentine

[Vampiric Angel]

Ohhhh, ok. XD

[Angelousy]

KaynetheDragon: so you won't get to see shit
DraconianCyrus: Nude Luc would be interesting
DraconianCyrus: >.<
KaynetheDragon: omfg
KaynetheDragon: Matt finally admitted it

pwned

[Cyrus the virus]

Might as well go all the way.

DraconianCyrus: He's a twink
RoboMonk47: oh my..
AngelicMalice15: WOAH
AngelicMalice15: How'd you know that word?
DraconianCyrus: what the hell
DraconianCyrus: there's no fucking laughing smiley

[Angelousy]

DraconianCyrus: I find the look of most vagina to be fucking disgusting
DraconianCyrus: I mean, really
TheTaskmienster: I don't know. Sometimes I'd rather see a guy then an ugly girl
DraconianCyrus: It's like a wound that didn't heal right
KaynetheDragon: wow
KaynetheDragon: Matt
AngelicMalice15: Hell ya
KaynetheDragon: you need to see a therapist

and pwned again

[Angelousy]

RoboMonk47: sure
RoboMonk47: gimme gimme
AngelicMalice15: Can we have your ass?
AngelicMalice15: So we can slam other things into it?
DraconianCyrus: When the hemmorhoids gclear up
KaynetheDragon: lmfao
TheTaskmienster: Ithy would give us his if we asked... lol
DraconianCyrus: AGBYHFH!

dopplepost

[Abbie]

KaynetheDragon (6:14:23 PM): You could at least use my name you bastard
R34l l337 1 (6:14:23 PM): I think that turns him on Dragon
KaynetheDragon (6:14:30 PM): I mean....
KaynetheDragon (6:14:31 PM): FUCK
AngelicMalice15 (6:14:36 PM): Oh ya...
AngelicMalice15 (6:14:38 PM): Um..
KaynetheDragon (6:14:43 PM): ....
AngelicMalice15 (6:14:44 PM): Fuck I don't know your name
KaynetheDragon (6:14:46 PM): Dude you fucking suck
AngelicMalice15 (6:14:49 PM): Like the rest of my dates
KaynetheDragon (6:14:54 PM): ......
urukpixie (6:14:55 PM): i know his name
KaynetheDragon (6:15:01 PM): We are so not going to the prom
urukpixie (6:15:05 PM): i heard him screaming it to himself last night
KaynetheDragon (6:15:09 PM): . . .
AngelicMalice15 (6:15:12 PM): I'm being voted queen!
R34l l337 1 (6:15:12 PM): o_0
KaynetheDragon (6:15:16 PM): Thanks Cassie
TheTaskmienster (6:15:18 PM): lol
urukpixie (6:15:20 PM): lol
KaynetheDragon (6:15:22 PM): I needed everyone to know that
AngelicMalice15 (6:15:31 PM): His name's Angelina?
KaynetheDragon (6:15:33 PM): I mean....
KaynetheDragon (6:15:37 PM): God damn it!

*licks finger and makes a '1'*

[Angelousy]

KaynetheDragon: ....
KaynetheDragon: I'll get you for that Cassie
KaynetheDragon: oh yes, there will be blood
urukpixie: *slaps hand with riding crop* i don't think you will
KaynetheDragon: Hey, I've got one of those too
TheTaskmienster: lol
urukpixie: *raises eyebrow* i dare you
KaynetheDragon: And you KNOW I aint afraid to use it
AngelicMalice15: *gets chainsaw* LEt's get REAL kinky
KaynetheDragon: Holy shit!
DraconianCyrus: love you guys, byebye

[Tearshadow]

AngelicMalice15 (6:24:05 PM): Grim's a whore
KaynetheDragon (6:24:11 PM): so are you
R34l l337 1 (6:24:18 PM): damn right
AngelicMalice15 (6:24:21 PM): But I have the ass for it
urukpixie (6:24:24 PM): grim doesn't talk to me
KaynetheDragon (6:24:27 PM): so does Grim
KaynetheDragon (6:24:34 PM): Not that I'd know....
AngelicMalice15 (6:24:35 PM): Grim's ass is flabby
KaynetheDragon (6:24:37 PM): >.>
KaynetheDragon (6:24:39 PM): <.<
EBMinion (6:24:46 PM): The number of active speakers has dwindled to three. Maybe we can try that game again sometime.
KaynetheDragon (6:24:50 PM): lol
R34l l337 1 (6:25:03 PM): My ass is hot, your ass is flabby Cory
urukpixie (6:25:05 PM): althanaschat is always choas
EBMinion (6:25:11 PM): I've noticed.
urukpixie (6:25:13 PM): *chaos
AngelicMalice15 (6:25:20 PM): You didn't say that when you tore it apart in the bed, ho
KaynetheDragon (6:25:28 PM): lol
R34l l337 1 (6:25:34 PM): I was durnk on drain cleaner
AngelicMalice15 (6:25:43 PM): That was my penis
KaynetheDragon (6:25:44 PM): dude... you were at that party too grim?
AngelicMalice15 (6:26:04 PM): All I know is one of you two got me pregnant
KaynetheDragon (6:26:08 PM): jesus christ
urukpixie (6:26:08 PM): i was hiding under the table
R34l l337 1 (6:26:08 PM): wow I much have been really fucking hammered
KaynetheDragon (6:26:15 PM): I thought I was the only one who'd reamed Cory's ass
KaynetheDragon (6:26:19 PM): You bastard!
KaynetheDragon (6:26:23 PM): YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL!
urukpixie (6:26:30 PM): *twirls video on pinky*
KaynetheDragon (6:26:41 PM): *SNATCHES VIDEO!*
urukpixie (6:26:46 PM): you wish
urukpixie (6:26:52 PM): <3 distance convos
KaynetheDragon (6:27:00 PM): *throws it in vcr*

[Angelousy]

urukpixie: i have a collection of dildoes. doesn't mean i'll do stuff with Cory :p

[Damion Shargath]

Glad I never said anything stupid in that conversation :)

[Vorin]

Culix III (11:58:07 PM): ... There's nothing keeping me from lying, so sure.
AngelicMalice15 (11:58:57 PM): Except the Ewok truth squard
AngelicMalice15 (11:59:17 PM): Boy those nazi death ewok squads rule with an iron fist
Culix III (12:01:16 AM): Pah. Since our last chat, I've been hard at work on the answer to our problems: the Anti-Ewok Field! All things related to the crazy li'l furballs shall know oblivion when activated! I'm quite surprised they, in all their supposed omniscience and omnipotence allowed me to get so far along on it. But, since I've yet to see one of their nefarious ships since the day their spear impaled you...
AngelicMalice15 (12:05:31 AM): *10,000 spears fly at culix*
Culix III (12:06:09 AM): Derk! *is impaled by 9999 of said spears*
Culix III (12:06:15 AM): Keff....
Culix III (12:06:19 AM): Yess...
Culix III (12:06:28 AM): I have proven them... remotely fallible...
Culix III (12:06:36 AM): My death was not in vain...
Culix III (12:06:48 AM): Unless one of the throwers wasn't really an Ewok...
AngelicMalice15 (12:06:48 AM): *Last spear hits*
Culix III (12:06:58 AM): ... Or that happens...
AngelicMalice15 (12:07:02 AM): It was a bit behind the rest
AngelicMalice15 (12:08:10 AM): So...wouldn't your death be in vain?
Culix III (12:08:26 AM): It would be...
Culix III (12:08:32 AM): If I weren't immortal...
AngelicMalice15 (12:08:43 AM): Ewok spears kill immortals
AngelicMalice15 (12:09:28 AM): That's how they killed the Emperor
Culix III (12:11:05 AM): Hmm... You may have a... *dead*

****

EBMinion (12:10:39 AM): Heh, I'm going to bed. If you could hold off talking to Culix for just a little while as he finishes up whatever he's saying, I can rest in peace.
EBMinion (12:10:46 AM): I can't believe I asked that.
AngelicMalice15 (12:10:53 AM): I see how it it
AngelicMalice15 (12:10:57 AM): I'm less important!
AngelicMalice15 (12:11:03 AM): *weeps*
EBMinion (12:11:12 AM): Spears of tears.
AngelicMalice15 (12:11:38 AM): Spears for tears
AngelicMalice15 (12:11:44 AM): That's the band we should form
AngelicMalice15 (12:11:50 AM): We can dress up like Ewoks
EBMinion (12:12:27 AM): Wouldn't we all be percussion, then?
EBMinion (12:12:32 AM): And have gibberish lyrics.
AngelicMalice15 (12:12:55 AM): And that's different from modern music how?

[AsukaStrikes]

And that's different from modern music how?

...Good point... =_=

[Rayne of Fire]

KaynetheDragon (10:54:31 AM): shhhh
Color Me Tails (10:54:37 AM): Haha.
KaynetheDragon (10:54:42 AM): *covers althanas' eyes*
KaynetheDragon (10:54:46 AM): Don't let them know that
Color Me Tails (10:55:35 AM): I won't. But I'll be damned if you baby that boy. His balls gotta drop sooner or later.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Alcoholic Slayer (11:26:11 PM): i accidentally killed the neighbor's puppy today
endresplendence (11:26:18 PM): Seriously?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:26:27 PM): yeah, it sucked
Alcoholic Slayer (11:26:31 PM): stupid damn car
Alcoholic Slayer (11:26:39 PM): stupid damn inability to drive car
endresplendence (11:26:49 PM): omg. Explain yourself
Alcoholic Slayer (11:26:54 PM): stupid damn dog that's blind one one side
Alcoholic Slayer (11:27:11 PM): i was practicing with the car and i hit the dog
Alcoholic Slayer (11:27:25 PM): because i was changing cds to the pussycat dolls.
endresplendence (11:27:33 PM): omg. Wow. What car?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:27:42 PM): the green one
endresplendence (11:27:49 PM): wow
Alcoholic Slayer (11:27:50 PM): i had to spray blood off the bumper
endresplendence (11:28:02 PM): Thats so sad! What did the neighbors do/say
Alcoholic Slayer (11:28:20 PM): yelled at me until i went into the house and locked the doors
Alcoholic Slayer (11:28:23 PM): then they called
Alcoholic Slayer (11:28:32 PM): so i hung up and blared music
endresplendence (11:28:35 PM): Was anyone with you in the car?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:28:42 PM): ...no.
endresplendence (11:29:20 PM): You really shouldn't drive alone
Alcoholic Slayer (11:29:28 PM): then again, no one was really here
endresplendence (11:29:33 PM): Where was your grandpa?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:29:34 PM): i just decided i should try and drive
Alcoholic Slayer (11:29:46 PM): grandpa was in town
Alcoholic Slayer (11:29:54 PM): i didn't bother telling them
endresplendence (11:29:57 PM): In what vehicle?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:30:17 PM): the green car! dang. mom drove him in, i guess they were going to the same place
Alcoholic Slayer (11:30:30 PM): he was bitchy enough from her driving to tell him i killed something with his car
endresplendence (11:30:50 PM): wow... what if the neighbors call and he picks up the phone?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:31:33 PM): i'll tell him they're jehovah's witnesses. he's gotten really irrational about them in his old age, he'll beleive me.
endresplendence (11:31:51 PM): lol. Was the dog seriously just a little puppy?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:32:09 PM): nah, it was kind of old
Alcoholic Slayer (11:32:16 PM): it had it coming, to be honest
endresplendence (11:32:47 PM): Thats even worse. A puppy would be new and they could get over it faster but an old dog, a family member. Wow...
endresplendence (11:32:51 PM): Thats insane
Alcoholic Slayer (11:33:20 PM): they should stop bitching and buy a new dog before i run over their fucking son
endresplendence (11:33:43 PM): Mmmk... respect minus 50000000 points
Alcoholic Slayer (11:33:51 PM): hey, guess what?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:33:57 PM): you just got Punk'd.

_____

psychotic0angel0 (11:47:25 PM): lol
psychotic0angel0 (11:47:34 PM): theres cat food outside?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:49:10 PM): is there?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:49:13 PM): i love that stuff.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:49:16 PM): the french eat it.
psychotic0angel0 (11:50:50 PM): lmao.
psychotic0angel0 (11:50:59 PM): your not french! are you?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:51:40 PM): hmmm...nope. i'm irish and german, which explains my want of alcohol. there's also dutch, which explains my love of wood.
psychotic0angel0 (11:53:45 PM): haha, i remember what you used to say about me because im Polish, Irish and Italian .. "A dumb alcoholic who loves spaghetti" .. well somthing like that.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:54:54 PM): well, that sounds about right. the polish are acclaimed as excellent housemakers, but unfortunately, they always build the house upside down.

[Dissinger]

[21:40] SethDahlios: So...how was work?
[21:40] SethDahlios: oops, wrong person..
[21:40] TamsSaysToYou: Yeah, I was gonna say. :-)
[21:40] SethDahlios: but I guess it still applies
[21:40] TamsSaysToYou: Well, I didn't work today, so it kind of doesn't.
[21:40] TamsSaysToYou: Sorry..
[21:41] SethDahlios: Wow, I like fail at life...
[21:41] TamsSaysToYou: It's okay, we all do at some point.
[21:41] TamsSaysToYou: Don't worry about it. :-)
[21:41] SethDahlios: Will do

And it continues...

[21:40] SethDahlios: so...how was work?
[21:41] The Pyxie: today I was off
[21:42] SethDahlios: wow I doubly fail at life
[21:43] The Pyxie: haah I'm going to bed, you caught me as I was signing off
[21:43] The Pyxie: I'll catch you tomorrow unless you have a pressing issue and need an ear
[21:43] SethDahlios: no I just suck at bart scheduals
[21:43] SethDahlios: I knwo better now
[21:43] The Pyxie: okay night

[Angelousy]

KaynetheDragon (9:40:39 AM): ah, yes, that's right
DraconianCyrus (9:41:22 AM): So then
DraconianCyrus (9:41:31 AM): In your post you... basically did nothing. So what do I do here?
KaynetheDragon (9:41:40 AM): say huh?
DraconianCyrus (9:41:49 AM): You left off in the exact place I did
KaynetheDragon (9:41:53 AM): With?
KaynetheDragon (9:42:22 AM): wtf are you talking about Matt?
DraconianCyrus (9:43:30 AM): ...Oh balls
DraconianCyrus (9:43:35 AM): Haaaaha
DraconianCyrus (9:43:44 AM): I might have been doing drugs and not realizing it, it seems.
DraconianCyrus (9:43:46 AM): Nevermind!
KaynetheDragon (9:43:55 AM): ..... ok
KaynetheDragon (9:44:31 AM): Put down the crack pipe and noone gets hurt man
DraconianCyrus (9:44:37 AM): totally

[Aleister]

AngelicMalice15 (10:24:33 AM): (0) <- Vagina ^^
DraconianCyrus (10:24:51 AM): ( o )( o ) <--- boobs ^_^
AngelicMalice15 (10:25:06 AM): 8=> <--Very small penis
DraconianCyrus (10:25:36 AM): Haha, that guy sucks
AngelicMalice15 (10:25:49 AM): Oh, and your's is better
AngelicMalice15 (10:26:10 AM): ?
DraconianCyrus (10:26:19 AM): What does your's mean?
AngelicMalice15 (10:26:51 AM): Your's -Your penis
DraconianCyrus (10:27:01 AM): Oh.
DraconianCyrus (10:27:03 AM): Yes it is.
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:09 AM): Typed example
DraconianCyrus (10:27:35 AM): 8===>
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:58 AM): Your testicles are small and really black O_O
DraconianCyrus (10:28:10 AM): they're hairy
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:25 AM): ...I didn't need to hear that
DraconianCyrus (10:28:55 AM): fuzzy, even
AngelicMalice15 (10:29:11 AM): Can I call you Ewokballs?
DraconianCyrus (10:29:36 AM): Yes

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (9:00:54 PM): You want to know something funny?
Sukoda Fox (9:01:02 PM): What?
AngelicMalice15 (9:01:47 PM): The two times I've become a moderator, I didn't need to be voted in
Sukoda Fox (9:01:56 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (9:02:09 PM): I've just needed an Admin and Santh
AngelicMalice15 (9:02:20 PM): Diss on the RoG and Thor for Alerar
Sukoda Fox (9:02:22 PM): I'm sure they picked me because they just really needed a new judge.
Sukoda Fox (9:02:28 PM): lol, that's cool though.
AngelicMalice15 (9:03:26 PM): They picked you for two reasons
AngelicMalice15 (9:03:30 PM): One, you're a great writer
AngelicMalice15 (9:03:40 PM): Two, you have boobs. We had no mods with boobs.
AngelicMalice15 (9:03:47 PM): Except ********
Sukoda Fox (9:03:50 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (9:03:51 PM): He has huge ones
Sukoda Fox (9:04:02 PM): Yeah, I could see that. Plus, they are pretty big too. :p
AngelicMalice15 (9:04:15 PM): Your's or *********'s?
Sukoda Fox (9:05:26 PM): mine
AngelicMalice15 (9:05:39 PM): Cause *********'s got some Go-zum-bos
Sukoda Fox (9:06:15 PM): I haven't seen his.
AngelicMalice15 (9:06:21 PM): They're scary
Sukoda Fox (9:06:24 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (9:06:55 PM): They even have their own entry on urban dictionary
AngelicMalice15 (9:07:03 PM): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+boobs+of+Sauron
Sukoda Fox (9:07:39 PM): lol!

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: I'm having a really hard time writing this romantic post for a quest. o.O It just does not come naturally to me.
AngelicMalice15: Why be romanitc o_o
Sukoda Fox: it's kind of happening in the quest. I'm being wooed away by Storm.
AngelicMalice15: ...
AngelicMalice15: If it's not natural, don't do it
Sukoda Fox: lol, it's natural for the character, she's being swept off her little feet. It's just not natural for me to write it!
AngelicMalice15: well, feel how your character would feel
Sukoda Fox: I'm trying to do that but since I've never experienced what she would be feeling right now I dunno how it would feel. o.O
Sukoda Fox: Does that make sense?
AngelicMalice15: You've never experienced slaughtering people
AngelicMalice15: Or flying
AngelicMalice15: Just watch a movie
AngelicMalice15: Read a book
AngelicMalice15: Or...go try it
Sukoda Fox: I have a wide variety of romance novels... it's just, I dunno...
Sukoda Fox: I'll just post what I have and hope for the best.
AngelicMalice15: It's what I do
Sukoda Fox: heh, you write romantic stuff? :p
AngelicMalice15: If ever I did, it's what I do
Sukoda Fox: lol
AngelicMalice15: You know, there's a new judging request for LEtho and one of my other characters
Sukoda Fox: and your point is?
AngelicMalice15: My point is global warming kills
Sukoda Fox: Good.
AngelicMalice15: It kills....Althanas
Sukoda Fox: okay.
AngelicMalice15: Damnit, don't you love anything
AngelicMalice15: Bunnies?
Sukoda Fox: no.
Sukoda Fox: die?
AngelicMalice15: *heart attack*
AngelicMalice15: Ghost: Ghosts. You must love ghosts?
Sukoda Fox: I think they're interesting.
AngelicMalice15: Well, Global warming kills them
Sukoda Fox: no it doesn't, they're already dead.
AngelicMalice15: It makes them live
Sukoda Fox: meh

*******

AngelicMalice15: AHHHH
AngelicMalice15: Internet boy is asking me out!
AngelicMalice15: Ahhh
Sukoda Fox: lol!
AngelicMalice15: Throw ninja stars at them!
AngelicMalice15: Or ninja!
Sukoda Fox: Hehehe, throwing ninja stars at people is fun. Especially if their back is to you and yell 'Ninja star!' just before you throw it. They turn around confused, just in time for the star to hit them in the face. :p
AngelicMalice15: *note to self: Canada is violent*
Sukoda Fox: ^_^

[Arvis]

Mitchell says:
did you post yet?!
Mitchell says:
zomg
Mitchell says:
:P
Matt the virus says:
I'm eating
Matt the virus says:
and I'll ban you if you dont stop that you loser
Matt the virus says:
beefaroni!
Mitchell says:
:O
Mitchell says:
you cant ban me you arent an admin!!!!
Matt the virus says:
I can ban you
Matt the virus says:
now silence!
Mitchell says:
ill tell!!!!
Mitchell says:
dont make me post this conversation in the IM conversation threads !
Matt the virus says:
cant tell if you're banned!
Matt the virus says:
beh

If i never post again, it's cause Cyrus banned me :P

[Vorin]

AngelicMalice15 (1:40:34 PM): Fido, attack!
Alcoholic Slayer (1:41:00 PM): Giant sword, cleave!
AngelicMalice15 (1:41:15 PM): Boot, kick in crotch!
Alcoholic Slayer (1:41:31 PM): Crotch, piss on face!
AngelicMalice15 (1:41:53 PM): Face, shoot fire!
Alcoholic Slayer (1:42:15 PM): Piss, put out fire! Piss, go in mouth!
AngelicMalice15 (1:42:37 PM): Mouth, digest!
AngelicMalice15 (1:42:54 PM): Asshole, fire!
Alcoholic Slayer (1:43:29 PM): Boot, plug asshole! Boot, become deeply, deeply lodged!
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:00 PM): Asshole, comsume boots!
Alcoholic Slayer (1:44:40 PM): Chainsawshoes, go go gadget!
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:59 PM): Copyright infridgement. Laywer, sueQ!

[Empyrean]

Badly Ice Cream (1:41:33 AM): Except the JAck Sparrow sucked and now I just wasted 5000 EXP reincarnating
TamsSaysToYou (1:41:50 AM): Hehe, yes, I was wonderign what happened to your two pirate characters.
Badly Ice Cream (1:42:11 AM): I had 1
Badly Ice Cream (1:42:15 AM): And he sucks
Badly Ice Cream (1:42:41 AM): I was thinking of changing him
Badly Ice Cream (1:42:43 AM): but i dunno
TamsSaysToYou (1:44:54 AM): You coudl do that, but don't force yourself to if you're sick of the character
Badly Ice Cream (1:45:05 AM): Or I could kill you
TamsSaysToYou (1:45:51 AM): Or you could cry for mercy when I kick your ass.
Badly Ice Cream (1:46:38 AM): Yeah
Badly Ice Cream (1:46:45 AM): Tone down on the testicles, Hercules.
TamsSaysToYou (1:47:14 AM): I don't need testicles to kick your ass, Australian boy.
Badly Ice Cream (1:47:28 AM): So whhen earliest can we kick off
TamsSaysToYou (1:47:57 AM): Nice job changing the subject. Uh...try in a week. Hopefully.
Badly Ice Cream (1:48:08 AM): Right
Badly Ice Cream (1:48:19 AM): Well, now you can go back to not being on AIM for whatever reason
TamsSaysToYou (1:48:48 AM): I'm talking to other people, too, so I'l be on for a little bit. Then it is bedtime for me.
Badly Ice Cream (1:49:01 AM): You know other people?
TamsSaysToYou (1:49:26 AM): Yeah. Wish I could say the same for you :P
Badly Ice Cream (1:49:44 AM): That's not very nice
TamsSaysToYou (1:50:33 AM): Well, you're not very nice to me sometimes
Badly Ice Cream (1:51:26 AM): I try my best but it's hard for me to convey my feelings when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants
TamsSaysToYou (1:52:07 AM): I didn't need to know that.
Badly Ice Cream (1:52:41 AM): I thought you wanted to know everything about me, your one true love.
TamsSaysToYou (1:53:11 AM): Haha. That sentence is such a huge lie, I'm not even going to dissect it for making fun of.
Badly Ice Cream (1:54:00 AM): Okay, I'm bored now.
TamsSaysToYou (1:54:12 AM): That means I win :)

[Witchblade]

AngelicMalice15: Hey hey
Sukoda Fox: Hey
AngelicMalice15: How are you?
Sukoda Fox: Not too bad, yourself?
AngelicMalice15: Watching Blade
Sukoda Fox: cool
AngelicMalice15: And I'm doing Walter's RPG thing on Ezboard
Sukoda Fox: oh, alright
AngelicMalice15: Man, I was drafted into Zieg's Feature quesy
AngelicMalice15: Quest*
Sukoda Fox: lol
AngelicMalice15: As Alerar's writer
AngelicMalice15: I have to roleplay the drow
Sukoda Fox: I see.
AngelicMalice15: "No, don't shoot blade wityh your automatic weapons. Kung-fu him"
Sukoda Fox: lol
AngelicMalice15: What're you doing?
Sukoda Fox: trying to write up a post for our quest.
AngelicMalice15: *hug*
Sukoda Fox: *hugs back*
AngelicMalice15: *steals wallet*
Sukoda Fox: *doesn't have her wallet on her* o.O Give me back my bra, damn it.
AngelicMalice15: *burns*AHHH
Sukoda Fox: Eh, I've got others.
AngelicMalice15: AHHHHH!
AngelicMalice15: *vampire hiss*
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: *throws water on you*
AngelicMalice15: *is wet*
Sukoda Fox: hehehehe
Sukoda Fox: shit or fuck, which one ahs the better emphasis.
AngelicMalice15: Fuck
AngelicMalice15: I like fuck
Sukoda Fox: Okay, fuck it is,
AngelicMalice15: What an odd comversation
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: yeah, that's what happens when you talk to me. :p
AngelicMalice15: Better than Dan threantening to rape me



Sukoda Fox: I don't always have a comment to everything hidden up my skirt.
BANDIPOO: Be funny if you did, though
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I'm sure it would be funny if I always spoke exactly what's on my mind. >.>
BANDIPOO: Probably more disturbing than funny
Sukoda Fox: depends on what's on my mind.
BANDIPOO: Since you relate Wrath to a fluffy bunny... I don't want to know a lot of what's hidden in there
Sukoda Fox: Heheheheh, yeah... no one does.

[Vorin]

CaptBob61 (10:37:32 PM): I just wrote the worst post of my Althanas career.
AngelicMalice15 (10:38:29 PM): You fucking swear too much
AngelicMalice15 (10:38:42 PM): Cock-sucking bastard whore, all you do is swear
CaptBob61 (10:39:16 PM): eat a dick, you pillow-chewing ass bandit.
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:34 PM): Monkey-fucking twat splutter
CaptBob61 (10:39:52 PM): come gargling latex queen
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:18 PM): Cum*
CaptBob61 (10:40:35 PM): either way, baby batter on the tonsils.
AngelicMalice15 (10:41:05 PM): Dirty sanchez giving mild porn having cock blocking fudge packer
CaptBob61 (10:41:58 PM): Hot Carl sucking tasty-treat adoring Felchmonster.
CaptBob61 (10:42:04 PM): hi
AngelicMalice15 (10:42:31 PM): What was that?
CaptBob61 (10:42:55 PM): the "hi" wasn't for you, butt burglar
AngelicMalice15 (10:43:27 PM): Pole-smoking fruity pepple eating, hamster up the anus fucktard
CaptBob61 (10:45:02 PM): "O" Network watching, Lifetime-movie crying, Bukkake taking donkey raping shiteater.
AngelicMalice15 (10:45:54 PM): Cream blasting, red tide swimming, sports watching, lesbo porn jerking, football passing, closeted so deep you can see your X-mas gifts, uncle fucker.
CaptBob61 (10:47:35 PM): Fag.
CaptBob61 (10:47:39 PM): I gotta get to bed.
CaptBob61 (10:47:43 PM): Later man.
AngelicMalice15 (10:47:51 PM): Kk

[grim137]

Apparently Cory like the comment I made about his picture

angelicmalice15 (3:10:42 PM): I'll fucking stab you
r34ll3371 (3:10:49 PM): hahahaha
r34ll3371 (3:10:52 PM): try it bitch
r34ll3371 (3:11:14 PM): my god you're ugly
angelicmalice15 (3:11:17 PM): Alright, get the fuck out of Military school, come to Mass, and stand in front of my knife
r34ll3371 (3:11:38 PM): no seriously you make me seem hot
angelicmalice15 (3:11:52 PM): I'M FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
r34ll3371 (3:12:12 PM): let me guess, did you're mom tell you that?
r34ll3371 (3:12:19 PM): and if she did how drunk was she?
r34ll3371 (3:12:39 PM): and did she recently suffer any serious damage to the head when she said it?
angelicmalice15 (3:12:44 PM): Serilliant said he'd fuck me
angelicmalice15 (3:12:47 PM): And he's a man god
r34ll3371 (3:13:04 PM): Serrilliant will fuck anything with a hole and a dick
angelicmalice15 (3:13:13 PM): No
angelicmalice15 (3:13:16 PM): He fucks man gods
r34ll3371 (3:13:26 PM): he fucks everybody
r34ll3371 (3:13:37 PM): from the man gods to even the ugliest little shits, down to you

[Vorin]

Cory Win's, reamer.

AngelicMalice15 (6:27:06 PM): Donkey fucker
R34l l337 1 (6:27:22 PM): Assquatch lover
AngelicMalice15 (6:27:35 PM): Asssquatch eater
R34l l337 1 (6:28:29 PM): he tastes great on a sandwhich
AngelicMalice15 (6:29:04 PM): You'd know
R34l l337 1 (6:29:36 PM): damn right I would, I just said that. Pay attention boy
AngelicMalice15 (6:29:55 PM): You'd know
R34l l337 1 (6:30:49 PM): I just said I would?
R34l l337 1 (6:30:51 PM): !
AngelicMalice15 (6:31:04 PM): You'd know
R34l l337 1 (6:31:24 PM): I hope you die
R34l l337 1 signed off at 6:34:22 PM.

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: lol, can't even get it up anymore? ^_~
MattofFallbroo: ouch
MattofFallbroo: the truth hurtz
Sukoda Fox: aww, poor Matt. That's rather sad, only 22 and already you've got erectile disfuction.
MattofFallbroo: yeha...at least I get to eat these little cool blue pills

[Vampiric Angel]

EDIT: lol, this conversation took place one minute after I posted it XD

Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:41:07 PM): Hola Senorita
Sukoda Fox (8:41:22 PM): Greetings.
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:41:36 PM): do you like scary movies?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:41:40 PM): Bwahahahaha!
Sukoda Fox returned at 8:41:50 PM.
Sukoda Fox (8:41:53 PM): o.O
Sukoda Fox (8:42:03 PM): You feeling okay?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:45:08 PM): Yea! =^.^= <---KITTY FACE!!!!
Sukoda Fox (8:45:21 PM): lol
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:45:30 PM): :B
Sukoda Fox (8:46:00 PM): So I take it you're from Althanas?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:48:02 PM): -.-;
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:48:15 PM): That hurts
Sukoda Fox (8:48:20 PM): o.O
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:48:27 PM): I thought you knew moi
Sukoda Fox (8:48:46 PM): Umm, I could... but I don't recognize the name. >.>
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:49:08 PM): It starts with a V
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:49:13 PM): one guess
Sukoda Fox (8:50:00 PM): uhhh.... I'd rather not guess. >.>
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:50:12 PM): why not?
Sukoda Fox (8:50:22 PM): Because nothing's coming to mind.
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:50:32 PM): Hmm....
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:50:48 PM): I'm in a duel with Cyrus
Sukoda Fox (8:51:22 PM): Oh, yeah... Like that helps. >.> I don't follow other people very much.
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:51:31 PM): bah
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:51:34 PM): umm
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:53:09 PM): I'm an "Angel"
Sukoda Fox (8:53:49 PM): Vampiric Angel?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:53:58 PM): DING DING DING!!!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:54:03 PM): WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:54:21 PM): TELL HER WHAT'S SHE WON JOHNNIE!!!
Sukoda Fox (8:54:38 PM): Please be some sanity, I'm starting to run low.
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:54:44 PM): lol

[Vampiric Angel]

Super-long IM with the Cory.

AngelicMalice15 (9:34:19 PM): *jump*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:34:21 PM): Bya-Haha!
AngelicMalice15 (9:34:28 PM): Or
AngelicMalice15 (9:34:36 PM): Ahah-ayb?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:34:39 PM): lol
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:34:50 PM): my best friend does that all the time
AngelicMalice15 (9:34:56 PM): Or does he?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:35:01 PM): XD
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:36:01 PM): I PMed Torin about the quest
AngelicMalice15 (9:36:15 PM): You'd best
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:36:31 PM): You'd best?
AngelicMalice15 (9:37:00 PM): *cracks whip*
AngelicMalice15 (9:37:06 PM): Make Alerar active
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:37:18 PM): OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! !!!!!
AngelicMalice15 (9:46:57 PM): Drunk
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:47:05 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (9:47:30 PM): Whore!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:47:48 PM): psh
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:47:51 PM): so?
AngelicMalice15 (9:48:00 PM): It;s illegak!
AngelicMalice15 (9:48:07 PM): Worse than illegal
AngelicMalice15 (9:48:10 PM): Cause it has a k
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:48:10 PM): lol
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:48:15 PM): XD
AngelicMalice15 (9:49:15 PM): Pfft, no one remembers you!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (9:49:25 PM): :P
AngelicMalice15 (9:59:51 PM): Whore!
AngelicMalice15 (10:00:03 PM): It's such a great word
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:05:53 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (10:06:35 PM): Yeah, whorey
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:06:46 PM): kek
AngelicMalice15 (10:07:26 PM): *shoots*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:08:05 PM): *dodges bullet*.....Matrix style
AngelicMalice15 (10:08:20 PM): *kicks you in the balls, matrix style"
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:08:29 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (10:09:29 PM): Yay
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:09:39 PM):
AngelicMalice15 (10:11:31 PM): Now, Free pants
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:11:44 PM): ?o.O?
AngelicMalice15 (10:12:04 PM): Oh, I'm stealing your's
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:12:11 PM): what?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:12:14 PM): nuh uh
AngelicMalice15 (10:12:32 PM): *shotgun* Yeah-huh
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:12:54 PM): *rolls up a tank* Nuh uh
AngelicMalice15 (10:13:14 PM): *nuclear weapon* Take them off!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:14:30 PM): *Catatonic Meltdown* aka *World's fuckin' blowin' up!* Now no one gets the pants! HA!
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:00 PM): *jesus saves them both, bringing them to another reality, with you pantless*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:15:54 PM): *but the pants are in my hands, which I put them back on*
AngelicMalice15 (10:16:09 PM): *the pants dissintergrate*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:16:36 PM): *I die knowing you don't get my pants* :P
AngelicMalice15 (10:17:01 PM): *you can't truly die in this reality, and end up in a pit of naked hairy horny russians*
AngelicMalice15 (10:17:27 PM): *tied*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:19:25 PM): since it's an alternate reality *I grow large blades from every joint, and cut the ropes and slaughter the nasty russian pigs*
AngelicMalice15 (10:19:54 PM): *their blood makes you pregnant with a man-baby*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:20:29 PM): *I take a morning-after pill*
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:29 PM): *you get arrested*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:21:45 PM): *I know the sheriff and he sets me free*
AngelicMalice15 (10:22:07 PM): *only to be kidnapped by Russian sex slavers (Circle of life)*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:23:05 PM): *the slavers are hott women with large breasts, and wanting my pimp juice*
AngelicMalice15 (10:23:35 PM): *only russian, with hair and penii
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:25:32 PM): *just before they sodomize me, the FBI bust in and arrest the slavers, thus saving me*
AngelicMalice15 (10:26:27 PM): *The FBI finds drugs on you and beats you*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:27:53 PM): *They investigate further and find that the russians were planning to use me as a human drug carrier and let me go. I sue them for pain and suffering and make millions of dollars*
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:26 PM): *Only to lose it all in a business scandal. You end up in prison with a burly cellmate named buba*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:29:16 PM): *Bubba becomes my bodyguard and shanks anyone that gets remotely close to me*
AngelicMalice15 (10:29:32 PM): DAMNIT, GET RAPED ALREADY
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:29:40 PM): lmao
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:29:53 PM): aww, running out of ideas? :_(
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:17 PM): *sends in a horny mule, who kills bubba and attempts to rape you. He does. It is videotaped and sold on Ebay. You make millions*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:30:47 PM): Hey! No God Modding/Bunnying!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:30:50 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:59 PM): Yeah huh
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:31:04 PM): fine
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:31:28 PM): *I use the millions to hire the best hitman in the world, and send him after you*
AngelicMalice15 (10:32:00 PM): *is best hitman. Kills you and takes the money
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:33:24 PM): *was a decoy. Trains rigorously for years to take you down. the time comes and I hunt you down, using your frequent use of my money to find you*
AngelicMalice15 (10:34:12 PM): *is richer, and hires a team of hackers that takes said money of yours and gives it all to me. You end up a hobo ninja*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:36:41 PM): *never said I got my money back and your hackers stole billions from the government. Everything from state police to the Secret Service is hunting you down*
AngelicMalice15 (10:37:27 PM): *gives money back with interest
AngelicMalice15 (10:37:39 PM): *they are happy*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:38:22 PM): *they still consider you are a threat and assassinate you while you are in a female strip club*
AngelicMalice15 (10:38:58 PM): *wasn't me, for OBVIOUS REASONS*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:40:24 PM): it was 'supposed' to be ironic, but w/e *finds you at Bed, Bath and Beyond and lures you into the bathroom, from there they strangle you with a wire*
AngelicMalice15 (10:41:12 PM): *throat is too strong, for obvious reaons *
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:41:50 PM): Eww!
AngelicMalice15 (10:42:06 PM): Obvious enough?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:42:27 PM): *Stabs in skull and writes 'Richard Cranium' on your tombstone*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:42:29 PM): Very
AngelicMalice15 (10:42:59 PM): *comes back, leading an army of zombies*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:43:56 PM): *leads a small band of seven people to take you on....plus a token black guy*
AngelicMalice15 (10:44:20 PM): *he dies first*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (10:44:54 PM): *followed by the stinky chinese guy that doesn't speak english and can't drive*
AngelicMalice15 (11:02:22 PM): *and everyone else*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:02:38 PM): *plus a midget*
AngelicMalice15 (11:02:50 PM): *named charles*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:03:10 PM): *with a lame leg so he's even easier to chase and kill*
AngelicMalice15 (11:04:07 PM): *you die on the toliet*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:04:22 PM): *you die in the closet*
AngelicMalice15 (11:05:03 PM): *no, I die many years later*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:05:14 PM): *while in a closet*
AngelicMalice15 (11:05:30 PM): *having gay sex*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:05:42 PM): *with a guerilla*
AngelicMalice15 (11:06:07 PM): *no, brad pitt*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:06:22 PM): *in a guerilla suit*
AngelicMalice15 (11:06:32 PM): Fine by me
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (11:06:35 PM): XD

[Cyrus the virus]

Cody, eh?

[Vorin]

First, My name is Cory, damnit.

Second.

Cody, eh? I knew Canadians said it!

[Witchblade]

Cyrus isn't considered Canadian, he's french.

[AsukaStrikes]

I thought everyone knew his name already. Bleh.

Haha. Typical Cory On Air Show. But entertaining, nonetheless.

[DarkStrike]

a convo with Spats Marauder[/OOC

Darkstrike says: (12:03:44 PM)
im not getting all of your sentences

Darkstrike says: (12:03:52 PM)
my msn is acting funny

Darkstrike says: (12:04:06 PM)

Z0Rr0 says12:03:30 PM)
Z0Rr0 says12:03:35 PM)
to clarify thing

Darkstrike says12:03:44 PM)
im not getting all of your sentences

Darkstrike says12:03:52 PM)
my msn is acting funny

Darkstrike says: (12:04:19 PM)
Thats what Im getting

Darkstrike says: (12:04:27 PM)
except without the smilies

Z0Rr0 says: (12:04:41 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:04:53 PM)
i didn't get that one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:04:54 PM)
Gang Pawx might have intercepted our communication

Z0Rr0 says: (12:05:04 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:06:40 PM)
i didn't get that either

Z0Rr0 says: (12:06:49 PM)
wtf

Darkstrike says: (12:06:57 PM)
i concur

Darkstrike says: (12:07:00 PM)
wtf

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:06 PM)
I concur

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:19 PM)
I concur

Darkstrike says: (12:07:27 PM)
im gettin those

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:36 PM)
wtf

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:38 PM)
I concur

Darkstrike says: (12:07:38 PM)
aren you using bad words in your replies

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:44 PM)
I am getting those

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:48 PM)
nope

Darkstrike says: (12:07:53 PM)
because maybe ...

Z0Rr0 says: (12:07:58 PM)
FILTER

Darkstrike says: (12:08:00 PM)
ok then its not filtering my

Darkstrike says: (12:08:05 PM)
it can't be

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:11 PM)
NO BABY I AM NOT USING BAD WORDS

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:13 PM)
BAD WORDS

Darkstrike says: (12:08:14 PM)
because if you're not using bad words

Darkstrike says: (12:08:26 PM)
gah!

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:30 PM)
OMG

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:33 PM)
LOL ANUS LOL

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:38 PM)
did it block it?

Darkstrike says: (12:08:40 PM)
OGM

Darkstrike says: (12:08:44 PM)
i got tht one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:51 PM)
LOL ANUS LOL

Darkstrike says: (12:08:53 PM)
what does ogm stand for?

Z0Rr0 says: (12:08:54 PM)
LOL ANUS LOL

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:05 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:09:09 PM)
ahhhh!!

Darkstrike says: (12:09:12 PM)
i didn't get it

Darkstrike says: (12:09:17 PM)
try again!

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:17 PM)
anagram of oh my god

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:20 PM)
GAY

Darkstrike says: (12:09:22 PM)
ok

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:22 PM)
ANUS

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:24 PM)
ASS

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:25 PM)
ASS

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:26 PM)
ASS

Darkstrike says: (12:09:28 PM)
getting those

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:31 PM)
lol

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:37 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:09:46 PM)
didn't get that one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:51 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:09:54 PM)
didn't get that one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:09:58 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:10:00 PM)
didn't get that one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:10:06 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:10:07 PM)
didn't get that one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:10:13 PM)
Darkstrike says: (12:10:20 PM)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Darkstrike says: (12:10:21 PM)
didn't get that one

Z0Rr0 says: (12:10:42 PM)
I am posting this in GUa

Darkstrike says: (12:11:56 PM)
posting what in gua
?

Darkstrike says: (12:12:02 PM)
this convo?

Z0Rr0 says: (12:12:19 PM)
yeah

Darkstrike says: (12:12:22 PM)
lol

Darkstrike says: (12:12:33 PM)
ill post it in Althanas

Z0Rr0 says: (12:12:40 PM)
http://www.giveupalready.com/showthread.php?p=784841#post784841

Darkstrike says: (12:13:28 PM)
lolz

[OOC] for complete convo, see the Gua thread

[Vampiric Angel]

Gah! Sorry Vorin XD

[Yamihara]

What an... interesting Convo...

I didn't know Messenger blocks swear words. All of mine got through fine. (And you know how bad Cory needs to scrub his mouth.)

[Lucien]

(And you know how bad Cory needs to scrub his mouth.) And not just for swearing ;) .

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: Damn... I wish inspiration would strike me now for The Fire... nothing's coming.
Sukoda Fox: My mind has flopped over like a pancake...
Tvoja Zvijer: Fucking dial-up
Tvoja Zvijer: Sorry about that
Tvoja Zvijer: The connection just snapped
Sukoda Fox: it's cool.
Tvoja Zvijer: I have to go anyways though.
Sukoda Fox: Yeah... I should pack up my tower into the car. Good night and sweet dreams.
Tvoja Zvijer: Your tower?
Sukoda Fox: My computer tower. o.O
Sukoda Fox: You know, the big metal box everything connects into the back of. :p
Tvoja Zvijer: Duh. Why do you have to pack it? You're not at home?
Sukoda Fox: I am, my mom's taking it into work for a cleaning.
Sukoda Fox: A guy there combs through it to check us for viruses Norton may miss and he cleans out all the dust and cat fur from inside. As thanks I bake him cupcakes. ^^
Tvoja Zvijer: You know, I could do that too for cupcakes if I lived closer. I know a thing or three about computers. Hell, I wouldn't even ask cupcakes.
Tvoja Zvijer: Just sex. :-P
Sukoda Fox: Hmm... well then. I think someone needs to come to Canada for a visit. ^_~

[DarkStrike]

Kai: how come no one on althanas posts when you want them too?

Darkstrike: lol

Darkstrike: because we're all freaks

Kai: well yeah but still

Darkstrike: *shrugs*

Darkstrike: you've got questions

Darkstrike says: I don't have answers

Kaiser XIII says: i have muffins

Darkstrike says: YAY

Darkstrike says: MUFFINS

Darkstrike says: that deserves a double w00t
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:00 PM)
w00t!
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:03 PM)
w00t!
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:47:09 PM)
w00t w00t!!!
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:19 PM)
*glares*
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:47:25 PM)
0.o
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:26 PM)
now we sound like the little reed tug boat
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:30 PM)
*red
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:47:38 PM)
i was thinking a couple o owls
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:47 PM)
*sarcasm* way to be man
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:47:50 PM)
way to be
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:09 PM)
owls, tugboats, w/e, they're related...
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:11 PM)
i think
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:27 PM)
...
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:29 PM)
i hope
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:48:36 PM)
like potatos and tomatos
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:37 PM)
ah shit
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:42 PM)
yes!
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:48:49 PM)
pomatos
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:48:54 PM)
exactly like potatoes and tomatos
?
?Darkstrike says: (3:49:01 PM)
thats when they have babies right?
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:49:50 PM)
no thats when you use two catapults and launch them at each other
?
?Kaiser XIII says: (3:49:59 PM)
or they do a fusion dance
?

I got tired of trying to edit this... :-s

[Kai]

beware the pomatos

sorry that was pointless

its easy to get destracted from a proper msn chat

[Raelyse]

Me: I think I'm a nymphomaniac.
That Fag: *Signs Off after coming on to me for 2 hours*

P3n1sofLorenor: Hello my friend.
Badly Ice Cream: He
P3n1sofLorenor: I would like to spurt acid on you.
Badly Ice Cream: That's okay, i'm not in the mood. I've got a headache.
P3n1sofLorenor: Hehehe, okay.
P3n1sofLorenor: Let me know if it is ever okay.
SighterGoliant: Hahahahahaha, Adam told me he'd wanted to make that account.
SighterGoliant: But he was having trouble, the word "Penis" gives AIM fits.

[Lucien]

Lorenor's penis didn't shoot acid! It shot boiling hot manpire juice, duh.

[LordLeopold]

Actually it did shoot acid.

[Raelyse]

Yeah and it had a fairy that got stronger by drinking said liquid.

[Lucien]

I remember the fairy, but I swear to god the semen was just boiling hot like acid. Anyone actually know?

[Raelyse]

Pretty sure everyone dug out their brain through their noses and ears to forget it.

[AdventWings]

...I don't want to be reminded about that one... Oy.

[Arvis]

Matt the virus says:
DUN DUN DUN
Matt the virus says:
!!
Matt the virus says:
Epic poker duel
Matt the virus says:
It's time to... d-d-d-d-d...d-d-d-d-duel!
Mitchell says:
...weirdo

[Lavinian Pride]

I remember the fairy, but I swear to god the semen was just boiling hot like acid. Anyone actually know?

I went over the profile. It shot acid. Lets just leave it at that and forget the incident.

[AdventWings]

Something to lighten the mood, Nya~! ^_^

De'O says: Hey Raven, seriously keep safe, alright? get the fuck outta there if you have to

Raven Adventwings says: Heck, I'll need my bokken first. Then, I am truly safe.

De'O says: ......

De'O says: it's a stick.

Raven Adventwings says: Haha. Kidding

Raven Adventwings says: Well, the bokken is more than just a stick

De'O says: yeah but it's basically a stick

Raven Adventwings says: At least,more useful than just a lead pipe. =P

De'O says: I can tell you for a fact sticks don't block bullets

Raven Adventwings says: Who needs to block when you can dodge them? ;p

De'O says: and sadly no one wants to use swords anymore

Raven Adventwings says: I'll use a sword

De'O says: there's one thing I wanna get rid of when i destroy the known world

De'O says: guns

De'O says: they got rid of the honor of battle

Raven Adventwings says: Now you sound like the Althanas admin Finny.

[Lucien]

AngelicMalice15 (9:27:27 PM): Uwe Boll fucking pisses me
AngelicMalice15 (9:27:28 PM): off
Static Valor (9:28:29 PM): I don't really know a lot about him, except for seeing him in the news for that boxing match recently.
AngelicMalice15 (9:28:46 PM): He's the worst director ever allowed to exist
AngelicMalice15 (9:28:49 PM): House of the Dead
AngelicMalice15 (9:28:52 PM): Alone in the Dark
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:00 PM): He butchered these games into movies
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:15 PM): And he challeneged his critics to a boxing match to prove he's a good director
Static Valor (9:29:22 PM): Yeah, I have heard of some of the movies he directed, but I don't think I've seen any of them.
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:54 PM): They're a bowel movement for the eyes
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:02 PM): Bloodrayne!
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:04 PM): Another one
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:15 PM): He hired real whores to play the part of whores
Static Valor (9:33:25 PM): "They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better."
Static Valor (9:33:29 PM): Ahaha, that is ridiculous.
AngelicMalice15 (9:34:33 PM): Hey, I'd be naked for 20 euros
AngelicMalice15 (9:34:42 PM): And a Slurpee

[AdventWings]

Alright, no Slurpee for you. Ever.

I shudder at the thought...

[Vampiric Angel]

((Another long ass conversation between two really stubborn guys.
AngelicMalice15 = Vorin
Kyrsdvaggadaggan = Me))

AngelicMalice15 (7:39:20 PM): Dance
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:39:32 PM): buh
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:39:38 PM): *starts to dance*
AngelicMalice15 (7:44:14 PM): Dance better
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:45:04 PM): *bursts into break dancing*
AngelicMalice15 (7:45:18 PM): Now do it naked
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:45:36 PM): *stops dancing and looks at you incredulously*
AngelicMalice15 (7:45:55 PM): *takes out incriminating photos of you peeing on a 14 year old girl*
AngelicMalice15 (7:46:30 PM): I don't like repeating myself
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:47:24 PM): *laughs at the quality of the doctored photos and still stands there staring*
AngelicMalice15 (7:47:34 PM): *takes out 9 mm.*
AngelicMalice15 (7:47:39 PM): *shoots you in hand*
AngelicMalice15 (7:47:54 PM): What did I just say ho?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:48:07 PM): *laughs again, knowing that all pain is fleeting*
AngelicMalice15 (7:48:23 PM): *shoots you in the balls*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:48:50 PM): *falls over clutching his privates
AngelicMalice15 (7:49:20 PM): What did I just say bitch!?! *fires off 2 more rounds into your ass*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:50:01 PM): *lies and takes the shots, focusing on the cruciating pain of having his balls punctured by a speeding bullet*
AngelicMalice15 (7:50:53 PM): *bullet inside balls turns into tiny robot that implants you with some strange man's seed. You've now become pregnant
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:52:25 PM): *white blood cells kills the unborn child, since it is unnatural in a male's body*
AngelicMalice15 (7:53:23 PM): *injects you with AIDS, fires 2 rounds into your stomach to re-impregnate you*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (7:55:17 PM): *since the AIDS was just injected, it did not have time to properly weaken the immune system, and the unborn child is once again killed by the white blood cells*
AngelicMalice15 (7:55:46 PM): *this child is alien. it does not die, instead t divides, 47 times*
AngelicMalice15 (7:55:53 PM): *and you crap your pants*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:00:04 PM): *unbeknownst to the aliens, their human transport also has Explosive Diarrhea, and they are blasted out of the anus as the human craps his pants*
AngelicMalice15 (8:00:29 PM): *kills you with a bullet to the head. teabags the corpse*
AngelicMalice15 (8:01:26 PM): You suck, I hope you know that. You and your MAtrix quiz
AngelicMalice15 (8:02:14 PM): I'm not Cypher
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:03:37 PM): *after a few moments of "death", the human opens his eyes with a slow intake of air and rises to his feet, a serene look on his face*
AngelicMalice15 (8:05:00 PM): *shoots again*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:06:52 PM): *raises hand while softly saying, "No." and the bullet stops in midair, only to fall with the human's gaze to the floor*
AngelicMalice15 (8:07:22 PM): *raises hand, saying "Yes", "Bullets rise back up and hit you*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:08:56 PM): *steals a quote from Highlander and says, "There can be only one." and sends the bullets flying back*
AngelicMalice15 (8:09:22 PM): *steals the premise from the highlander and doesn't die, because he's immortal*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:11:03 PM): *runs toward his attacker, jumps inside him and takes control of the body, forcing him to cut his own head off while the human jumps outside the body just in time to watch the head roll to the floor*
AngelicMalice15 (8:11:50 PM): *head grows into new body, the decapitated body grows a new head. Both put on sun glasses as crappy techno plays. Yawns*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:15:41 PM): *calms himself with a deep breath, stands up straight, the left hand laid softly on the small of the back while the other hand is upturned and facing the attackers. Turns sideways to the attackers, his head and upturned hand still facing them. Slowly folds his fingers back and forth, urging the attackers on*
AngelicMalice15 (8:19:22 PM): *sudden;y, a small english voice calls out, "The eagles!" as a pair of large birds come down and attack him. Meanwhile, a horned, red faced attack appears from the shadows weilding a dual red lightsaber. Just as that is happening, a large marshmellow creatures lumbers towards you. As if that wasn't enough, the parliment building blows up to the theme of the 1812 overature.*
AngelicMalice15 (8:19:51 PM): Bitch. Meet the climax of four other movies
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:21:09 PM): lol Okay, okay...you win. XD
AngelicMalice15 (8:21:39 PM): Good, because I ran out of well known..wait!
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:22:05 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:08 PM): *the decapitated head of Brad Pitt's wife suddenly falls from the ceiling as jet li tries to kill the emperor of china.*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:22:38 PM): lol Brad Pitt wife's head was in a box...
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:55 PM): *The vampires from the Theater De Vampires pop out of no where to drag you inside a large mteal coffin and into the daylight
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:23:14 PM): lol OKAY I GET IT!
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:15 PM): *just as Obi Wan jumps to the high groud on Mustafar
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:23:26 PM): jeesh
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:35 PM): I'm looking into my movie closet
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:23:40 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:42 PM): And yes, Brad Pitt's wife, the movie seven
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:24:02 PM): yea, her head was in a box, it didn't fall from the ceiling
AngelicMalice15 (8:24:13 PM): Yeah, and neo wasn't teabagged
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:24:23 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:24:24 PM): So lets just call it all even steven
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:24:32 PM): a great show that is
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:19 PM): *The armies of the greeks lead by Brad Pitt charge at you as the king of Jerusalem decalre you Saladin and call upon crusader knights lead by Brad Pitt to kill you.*
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:39 PM): *Armies of Uruk hai are sent to capture you for torture as your friends are cut off in fierce combat*
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:42 PM): What did you say?
AngelicMalice15 (8:27:10 PM): Even Stevens made me hate humanity
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:27:45 PM): so....it was still a good show
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:27:56 PM): you just have bast tastes
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:01 PM): Yes
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:03 PM): Best taste
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:06 PM): Daria
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:11 PM): That was a good show
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:28:14 PM): no, I meant bad*
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:24 PM): Cowboy Bebop was a good show
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:28:32 PM): yeah it was
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:28:36 PM): a fitting end
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:37 PM): Even Stevens, was not.
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:46 PM): It made jokes about bacon!
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:48 PM): BACON
AngelicMalice15 (8:28:53 PM): *seppuku*
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:29:02 PM): because BACON IS AWESOME!
AngelicMalice15 (8:29:06 PM): It's not funny!@
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:29:20 PM): nuh uh!
AngelicMalice15 (8:29:22 PM): Lobster tastes good too
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:29:28 PM): lol duh
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:03 PM): I should make you my bitch in a thread.
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:12 PM): We need to counter the lesbain action threads
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:30:26 PM): lol if I ever agree to write in a thread with you
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:48 PM): Wah!?
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:51 PM): Why not?
AngelicMalice15 (8:30:54 PM): I'm BRILLIANT
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:31:23 PM): lol I'm not agreeing to anything that has you planning to make me your bitch
AngelicMalice15 (8:31:32 PM): Can I be yours?
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:31:38 PM): -.-
AngelicMalice15 (8:31:51 PM): I'll call you papa smurf
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:32:05 PM): 0.0
AngelicMalice15 (8:32:27 PM): You can use a cane
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:33:17 PM): *slowly hunches over trembling, falls to the floor and assumes the fetal position, mumbling*
AngelicMalice15 (8:33:47 PM): Kinky
Kyrsdvaggadaggan (8:35:25 PM): *stands up, wide eyed, and slowly walks out the door*

[Ithermoss]

Leg of Might: It's not like i wank to my mirror...
The Pyxie: sure sure
Leg of Might: shh
Leg of Might: where's my windex.
Leg of Might: *squeekysqueeky*
The Pyxie: is that the sound of you wanking or you cleaning the mirror?
Leg of Might: ....

[Naphe]

Lee says:
Mr Wibbles
Michi says:
what did you call him?
Michi says:
lol XD
Michi says:
(we fed him bbq chips)
Lee says:
he stole em
Lee says:
i donno what your talking about
Michi says:
lol
Lee says:
him and his little squirrel army
Aritriste says:
LOL.
Michi says:
army of one
Aritriste says:
Squirrel Army!
Lee says:
its blurt outs like this that make me wounder why you wont say yes
Aritriste says:
Albino & Melanisquet Squirrels!
Michi says:
o.o
Michi says:
we have regular squirrels here..
Aritriste says:
Melanisquete*
Aritriste says:
Well Michi.
Aritriste says:
I can cause them to be Albino.
Aritriste says:
Just have to kill a chromosome in their body.
Lee says:
fucken regular squirrels my a**
Aritriste says:
Their melanin distribution.
Lee says:
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?
Michi says:
lol
Lee says:
They plot
Michi says:
i see them every day lee
Aritriste says:
*Lee looks like you have competition*
Lee says:
so your against me as well -.-
Michi says:
my friend is so afriad of them...
Lee says:
I see....get me in bed....and get info on me...
Lee says:
then you can send it to the army...
Michi says:
o.o
Aritriste says:
...Uhhh..
Aritriste says:
Are you on crack>
Aritriste says:
Maybe this will make you pass out.
Michi says:
i hope not

You have just sent a nudge.

Lee says:
cant say because michis here
Lee says:
*nods*
Michi says:
hey hey
Michi says:
just... pretend i'm not here <.<
Aritriste says:
...Omg.
Lee says:
ok
Lee says:
yeah im on crack
Lee says:
but dont tell michi
Lee says:
or the squirrels
Aritriste says:
Lol.
Aritriste says:
*Tells the squirrels*
Aritriste says:
*Watches squirrels get high, and start mass reproduction on the window sills*
Aritriste says:
*Is that a good joke*?
Michi says:
lol
Aritriste says:
*See's Lee checking for his crack stash*

[Karuka]

This is me and a friend of mine (She's non-Althanean)

Her: I walked on water today.
Made me feel very light and free!
And cold.
Loquelf: Lol.
Loquelf: Puddles?
Loquelf: Ah, no.
Her: No. The primary layers of snow froze.
Loquelf: Snow.
Her: Yah.
Me 'n my sis stomped our way down a hill.
Loquelf: There are gazillions of puddles around here.
Her: It looked like ginormous bunny prints.
Oh, is there?
Loquelf: ahahaha!
Her: Frozen puddles are sucky. No splash factor.
Loquelf: Indeed.
Her: Yeah. We amused ourselves in the face of hypothermia.
Loquelf: lol
Keep yourselves warm like that, too.
Her: Lol. I prefer burrowing.
Even if that makes me sound like a tiny woodland creature.
0_o;
Loquelf: *Pats on head* t3h g1rl is my chipmunk!
Her: Yes! I is the retarded, red-nosed half of Chip 'n Dale.
J/k, j/k.
Although...seriously.... I am Pinky.
BRB. I'm running on empty-- must. find. tea.
Loquelf: Okay
Her: Nvm. I found coca cola.
=0 No antioxidants, but it has bubbles.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Alcoholic Slayer (10:22:35 PM): C'mon, it's just butt fucking.
Ark Ether (10:23:46 PM): All right, fine, you can fuck my ass. But use lube, please?
Alcoholic Slayer (10:24:14 PM): Fuck that, what're you, gay?

[Atzar]

((The above conversation never happened. Slayer's having fantasies again.))

[Lucien]

We have a part 3 thread. Can we use that?

[Slayer of the Rot]

Sukoda Fox (2:14:33 AM): All right, if we're gonna cyber, let's make it even hotter and roleplay. I'm a dirty catholic school girl whose lost her way home.
Alcoholic Slayer (2:14:52 AM): I'm a black guy.
Sukoda Fox (2:15:24 AM): "Oooh, I can't believe I haven't memorized the street signs yyet. It's so cold out here, the wind keeps blowing my skirt up and showing my panties!"
Alcoholic Slayer (2:15:48 AM): I approach you and since you're young, white, and impressionable, you get scared due to stereotypes. I then rob you at glock point and invest the money at the bank.
Sukoda Fox (2:17:13 AM): I fucking hate you.

[Massacre]

About all that Star Wars business earlier.

If you read any of the books written by Timothy Zahn (I think that's the name) you find out that the Emperor had secret cloning facilities of his own and they're copies of Jango Fett. They were on a place called Mount Tantiss I believe.
There were also regular people who enlisted in the Empire's army.
The headgear in the Storm Trooper uniform is probably what makes their voices sound different.

I didn't read through every post but that's your answer about the clones and Storm Troopers.