Where [i]does[/i] the time go?

[Lightfoot]

Yeah, just to let everyone know. The reason why I was inactive for a while was because I had been in a car accident and fell into a "mini" coma. I awoke from it about a week ago with flowers and cards and 'get well soon' balloons all over the freakin' place. I had a caveman beard and some long hair, too. I felt like Ted Kazinski the Unibomber...

Just kidding. Actually, Life just sucker-punched me in the testacles and I've been extremely busy. I haven't had time to come on here and do anything substantial, so I figured, might as well just not come on at all. Sorry to everyone that was worried/pissed that I wasn't around. I need to be better about leaving outros...

I'll try to post some, but as of yet, no promises.
-VA

P.S. All comments regarding kicking my ass for making people worry with that first paragraph can be directed to my Private Messages Inbox. :P

P.S.S Christ...I have 4,878 posts to read. >.>

[Tainted Bushido]

There youa re VA, I was wondering where my little football went.

Time to punt the halfling!

[Lightfoot]

Pfft, punt me and Speedsteel's going fishing in that man-dress you wear...for a fishing hole. :eek:

[Witchblade]

Bwhahaha!

I feel like playing a game of football, up for it, Pat?

Well, good to have you back... I mean... you are back, right?

[Paladin]

Blue 42! Hut! Hut! Hike!

Welcome back dude.

[Lord Anglekos]

Post you effer.
I mean, welcome back to Althanas, even if you are a hobbit.
Hehehe.

[Lightfoot]

Bwhahaha!

I feel like playing a game of football, up for it, Pat?

Well, good to have you back... I mean... you are back, right?

I'm about seventy-thirty back. The seventy consists of logging on and randomly posting in OOC Threads, checking up on the Invitational every once in a while, reading quest/battle judgments. The thirty is posting in my IC threads. I need to get back into the swing of things before I go gallivanting into the thread writing up a crappy storm.

@Lord A: I'm jealous of your avatar. :P

Oh, and thanks Pally.

[Witchblade]

Ahh well... as long as you're back and you're planning on staying.

*handcuffs you to the molding*

There, now you can't leave.

[Lightfoot]

Ha! Good thing I brought my lockpick set!

*reaches for the pouch on his belt...realizes it's mysteriously vanished*

Oh, fuck... :eek:

[Lord Anglekos]

*dangles pouch from many, many feet away with a grim smile*
Mwahahaha, be jealous. Knew my becoming a mod had to be worth something.

[Lightfoot]

Damnit! :D

[Tainted Bushido]

Hey VA! Heads UP! *punts*

Welcome back dude.

[Lightfoot]

*goes flying and dons a surfer accent*

RIGHTEOUS! RIGHTEOUS!! RIGHTEOUS!!! YEAH!!

Woah...wipe out. :D