Heheh. I was wondering why everyone closes their battles... {request}

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After a week or so of stalking Scara Brae's threads, I've decided to get off my lazy ass and ask around.

So, then. I'm a newbie. If you're reading this, and you've been signed up for more than a few hours, I can honestly say I'm not worth the gunk between the keys of your keyboard. I'm unabashedly awful at this.

But, hell. I have to start somewhere.

If you're a newbie, such as myself, fabulous. You'll get a huge boost of confidence from beating me. If you're experienced, great. At least you know what (or what not) to expect from me. If you're just a sadistic bastard? Wondeful. Have fun wiping the walls with my poor character's blood.

I'm not picky. At all. If you've got a setting, a character, and a heartbeat, I'd love to write with you. Battles, quests, a Caribbean pleasure cruise... I'll do it.

But bring your own booze.

[Nightstalker]

I would be happy to wipe the floor with you, they are rather dirty after all, see?
*points to dirty spot on the floor left by various battles*

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Holy cheese crackers. That was fast.

I guess I should amend my little opening rant, but I want you all to know: I have the attention span of a fruit fly. Just because one (or five or ninety-seven) people responded to my masochistic plea, that doesn't mean I wouldn't be ecstatic to be ruined by YOUR creation.

So, sit back, relax for a bit, and PM me when you're ready to see me flounder. It should be fun.

-whips out coffee brewer and puts a fresh pot on-

[Nightstalker]

Of course that was fast, I responded with, wait for it, Ninja speed.

Anyways, that coffee better be strong enough to wake the dead, or else it's not coffee, it's just colored water.

*coffee is the secret source of my power, but don't tell anyone.*

As for the subject at hand, since you didn't mention anything about a first post, I'll make a first post. All things considered, I do believe I have an interesting arena planned.

[Graph]

Oh, don't worry. -adds some cyanide to your coffee for that extra zing- I don't drink real coffee myself - just sugary mud with a hint of caffeine. But to each his own.

Anyway, that sounds perfect. Send me the link when you'd like the slaughter to begin.

[Nightstalker]

http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=147117#post147117

I hope you enjoy the arena.:)

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I love hate to spam as much as anyone, but I find myself alone, and available - no, seeking another beating. Come one, come all! Don't be shy! I know, you all want to bathe in my sorrowful tears of defeat, so out with it!

Quests, battles, what have you. I'll do it. You don't even need a setting. Or a premise. Or even a social life (God knows I don't).

So, come on. My keyboard lacks the bloodstains from repeated forehead-bashings it once so proudly displayed. Let's fix that.

[Bandage]

Interesting character. I'm down for one of two things. Either a quest with Demonica and this fellow. Or a battle between Demonica and this fellow (http://www.althanas.com/world/member.php?u=2558).

Your call. Though I do prefer quests to battles.

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Oh, my God.

Jacob. I love him.

I mean, don't get me wrong, Warren's cool, too. Your characters seem like people I'd enjoy having a drink with. Jacob, especially.

I've got a few ideas, if you'd prefer to ravage my ego on a more long-term basis. Let me know what your plans are...

[Bandage]

My plans are to go with whatever your plans are. I'm fairly adaptable.

[Aiko]

Hey Demonica, after your done with Bandage, how about you take on someone in your own weight class, and fight Calbrena, Demoness, and daughter of The Lord of The Abyss, who is himself a Demon God.

[Bandage]

I was thinking if you wanted to do a batlle with Jacob, that we could something other than your typical Citadel battle. i dont want to fight a fight wheres there's no real danger. lets come up with something a little more interesting than that.

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@ Bandage: I sent The Writing Writer a PM, concerning a quest with him/you. If you're not interested, I'd be more than happy to battle/quest with either of your characters. I, too, find the classic Citadel arena boring, and have a few ideas for unconventional settings. PM or AIM me if you'd like to set something up.

@ Aiko: You're so on. If you've got any setting ideas, wonderful. Make a thread and I'll meet you there. If not... I'll figure something out. (But I'm a lazy ass, so...)

[Requiem of Insanity]

if you ever want to delve into the darker side of things...

[Aiko]

@ Bandage: I sent The Writing Writer a PM, concerning a quest with him/you. If you're not interested, I'd be more than happy to battle/quest with either of your characters. I, too, find the classic Citadel arena boring, and have a few ideas for unconventional settings. PM or AIM me if you'd like to set something up.

@ Aiko: You're so on. If you've got any setting ideas, wonderful. Make a thread and I'll meet you there. If not... I'll figure something out. (But I'm a lazy ass, so...)

So, you find a classic arena boring do you? If I knew that as Nightstalker...

Well, then I shall devise an arena so far from classic and simple and fill it with so much bureaucracy, that it'll make entire schools of Rules lawyers tremble in fear!

Hey, I'm starting to get an idea...
*sinister grin*

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@ Aiko: Sweet. Meet you there? -gives you a Twizzler for your efforts-

@ Requiem: -reads profile- -sits quietly next to you, and stares up at you with a pleading, puppy-esque expression- I would very much like to delve into the dark side of things. :3

[Aiko]

Well, you gotta wait until I'm done with my current thread.

[Requiem of Insanity]

*looks into the pleading eyes* And pray tell have you to offer in return for my attentions. They are not cheap you know? Each puppet who dances with me must be made aware that the strings they are held by is their very own life force, and I have no qualms with shaving them piece by piece for the sake of sating my boredom.

If you truly wish to go into the darkness, and see what glorious things it has to offer, than simply PM me about how serious you are and we will see.

[Lathienas Miraq]

if you ever want to delve into the darker side of things...

That's always fun....

Anyways, Libis or Othar (the bug-man) are both raring for a fight or quest. Othar is probably more suited to battles but it depends what you want.

[Libis]

Dammit, I thought i was on this account.

[Veatrix]

If you post up the thread first, I'm coming after you.
Be honoured.