Romance heroine don'ts

[Slavegirl]

If ever I'm a romance heroine, I won't... (http://www.jennycrusie.com/more-stuff/romance-heroine-don%E2%80%99ts-list/)

Hilarious! Add your ideas here as appropriate (or inappropriate lol)!

[Corvus MacCallum]

I'd definately like to get into a few quests or two where all of those don'ts can be upheld, alwys nice breaking free of moulds.

For the hell of it, why not contribute one.

"Don't ever flip-flop from the nice guy who has done literally everything to show he cares about you and the guy with the dark tragic past who is, deep down, beneath all the bravado and gusto, is just a whiny little brat."

[Saxon]

I was trying to find a top 10 list of donts for heroine use for sarcasm, but this was so tasteless I couldn't resist;

Top 7 Chemical Suicide Dos (http://www.drugsandpoisons.com/2008/09/suicide-dos-and-donts-seven-drugs.html)