Ivory Evil
02-28-10, 04:14 AM
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The South Road, a path travelled so often it should have a speed limit. Van, the Ivory Evil, often found himself trekking the withered dirt road, making exhausting trips either to or from Radasanth. It wasn't the ideal way to spend his afternoons, but lately things weren't going to well for him in Underwood.
The road was surprisingly busy today, despite the minimal traffic he had encountered in the weeks prior. Already he had met two elves, a handful of dwarves, and a demon who just wouldn't shut the hell up- but none of them could compare to the human he found himself face to face with. The man was about Van's height and wore a thick brown coat, that complimented his grey hair quite well. Van hastily established that the older man was a farmer. Judging by the almost empty hart cart he was pushing along the dirt road, he wasn't very successful though.
"Good afternoon sir, can I interest you in..."
"No buddy, sorry, but I'm not interested in what your selling." Van waved his hands, signaling the old farmer to move along. "I hate to say it but I'm on a strict liquid diet." It was the truth, if it wasn't blood of liquor he wasn't having it.
"Oh, I'm not selling my produce sir." The farmer responded in a tone of desperation that quickly drew Van back into the conversation. "I'm selling my farm, the darn thing's brought nothing but bad luck."
"Hate to say it pal but I lack not only the funds, but also the passion to invest in a farm." Van looked down to his flawless ivory suit, wondering what had alerted the man that he could ever be interested in owning a farm. "Maybe you'd be better off asking the folks in Underwood, I'm sure you'll find someone interested."
"Well partner that's the problem, the land seems to lack the blessing of Wyron. I can't grow a single thing in the damn place. Can you believe that? Four acres and not a single sprout." The failed farmer paused to scratch the grey stubble below his chin. "Truth be told I'm just trying to get rid of it, cut my loses and move on."
He paused, scanning the coin pouch that dangled loosely from Van's belt loop. "What do you say about giving me what you got? I'll sign the deed over right here and now. If anything it'll cut the time you spend on the south road in half."
When the grey haired man put it that way, it didn't sound like a bad investment at all. Van took a second to think about it, an inquisitive smirk formulated on his pale face. He quickly realized that deals like these didn't come around every day. "Alright buddy you got yourself a deal."
This better be worth it! Van thought he watching curiously as the old man shuffled through his travel bag.
From the leather bag the man pulled out a small tan envelope, a book, and a folded map. He quickly removed from the envelope the deed to his farm, which seemed rather offical, and rested it on the book. In a hasty manner he scribbled the name 'Hank R. Finkly,' and pointed to a vacant line. "Sign here partner and it's all yours," which Van did. With that all said and done Hank circled the farms location on the map.
"Alright, nice doing business with you man." Van responded, casually tossing the coin purse in Hank's direction.
"It's been a pleasure, and if you're ever crossing through the Countryside look me up." Hank scoffed, tucking the coins deep into his leather bag. "I'd be more than happy to hear what you did with the place."
When everything was said and done, Van turned north, squinting down the sun scortched road ahead. With a skip and a newly discovered pep, he continued his trek, which now included a pit stop at his farm.
The South Road, a path travelled so often it should have a speed limit. Van, the Ivory Evil, often found himself trekking the withered dirt road, making exhausting trips either to or from Radasanth. It wasn't the ideal way to spend his afternoons, but lately things weren't going to well for him in Underwood.
The road was surprisingly busy today, despite the minimal traffic he had encountered in the weeks prior. Already he had met two elves, a handful of dwarves, and a demon who just wouldn't shut the hell up- but none of them could compare to the human he found himself face to face with. The man was about Van's height and wore a thick brown coat, that complimented his grey hair quite well. Van hastily established that the older man was a farmer. Judging by the almost empty hart cart he was pushing along the dirt road, he wasn't very successful though.
"Good afternoon sir, can I interest you in..."
"No buddy, sorry, but I'm not interested in what your selling." Van waved his hands, signaling the old farmer to move along. "I hate to say it but I'm on a strict liquid diet." It was the truth, if it wasn't blood of liquor he wasn't having it.
"Oh, I'm not selling my produce sir." The farmer responded in a tone of desperation that quickly drew Van back into the conversation. "I'm selling my farm, the darn thing's brought nothing but bad luck."
"Hate to say it pal but I lack not only the funds, but also the passion to invest in a farm." Van looked down to his flawless ivory suit, wondering what had alerted the man that he could ever be interested in owning a farm. "Maybe you'd be better off asking the folks in Underwood, I'm sure you'll find someone interested."
"Well partner that's the problem, the land seems to lack the blessing of Wyron. I can't grow a single thing in the damn place. Can you believe that? Four acres and not a single sprout." The failed farmer paused to scratch the grey stubble below his chin. "Truth be told I'm just trying to get rid of it, cut my loses and move on."
He paused, scanning the coin pouch that dangled loosely from Van's belt loop. "What do you say about giving me what you got? I'll sign the deed over right here and now. If anything it'll cut the time you spend on the south road in half."
When the grey haired man put it that way, it didn't sound like a bad investment at all. Van took a second to think about it, an inquisitive smirk formulated on his pale face. He quickly realized that deals like these didn't come around every day. "Alright buddy you got yourself a deal."
This better be worth it! Van thought he watching curiously as the old man shuffled through his travel bag.
From the leather bag the man pulled out a small tan envelope, a book, and a folded map. He quickly removed from the envelope the deed to his farm, which seemed rather offical, and rested it on the book. In a hasty manner he scribbled the name 'Hank R. Finkly,' and pointed to a vacant line. "Sign here partner and it's all yours," which Van did. With that all said and done Hank circled the farms location on the map.
"Alright, nice doing business with you man." Van responded, casually tossing the coin purse in Hank's direction.
"It's been a pleasure, and if you're ever crossing through the Countryside look me up." Hank scoffed, tucking the coins deep into his leather bag. "I'd be more than happy to hear what you did with the place."
When everything was said and done, Van turned north, squinting down the sun scortched road ahead. With a skip and a newly discovered pep, he continued his trek, which now included a pit stop at his farm.