Stupid things people say...

[Amber Eyes]

Our car had 96000 miles on it. Today me and Sei went for a ride and I noticed that the people at walmart had made a typo and on the sticker it said "Next Oil Change Needed at 199000 miles.

Me: "Look, we don't have to change the oil for over a hundred thousand miles!" (said with sarcasm)

Sei: " I know...I guess it's because I got the "High Mileage" oil change" (dead serious)


Just now, I read a news headline out loud. Keep in mind we are in Alabama

Me: "Oil spill may reach east coast"

Sei "Isn't that Europe?"

Me: *Makes dissapointed face

Sei: "What? I don't know my east from my west, but if the gulf of mexico blocks it one way then...."

Me: *looks away

Anyone else wanna share their less than intelligent moments?

[Knave]

I'm in the car with two friends of mine. Junior and Mike.

Junior: You know that in Africa there is no cool breeze or winter?

Mike and Me: ...

Junior: No, really.

Me: Why would you say something that st- why would you say that?

Mike: Don't they have like ice on mountains?

Me: Yup, and they still get winter in the desert.

While this is the only one to come to mind, this is a recurring event in our conversations at least once every two months.