It's omelet time [Archive]

Scrotus

11-20-10, 04:10 AM

Well I'm eating a delicious omelet right now :p. Made it myself, it's the only thing I know how to cook via-stovetop...

Grilling on the other hand... You want some grilled chicken or a burger? I'm your guy.

Just thought I'd let everyone know :)

Tayu

11-20-10, 02:28 PM

Jack Frost

11-20-10, 03:11 PM

I had scrambled eggs, I don't know how to cook an omelet...

Troubled-Crow

11-20-10, 04:07 PM

I had scrambled eggs, I don't know how to cook an omelet...

1. Beat eggs.
2. Place beaten eggs in saucepan, with chosen toppings.
3. Heat for 5 minutes.
4. Put omelet under a grill for 3 minutes.
5. Put omelet on plate.
6.Eat omelet.
;)

Jack Frost

11-20-10, 04:09 PM

1. Beat eggs.
2. Place beaten eggs in saucepan, with chosen toppings.
3. Heat for 5 minutes.
4. Put omelet under a grill for 3 minutes.
5. Put omelet on plate.
6.Eat omelet.
;)
Explain said grill in step four...

Duffy

11-20-10, 04:48 PM

What the frack is an 'omelet'? ;)

Slayer of the Rot

11-20-10, 05:29 PM

I think someone waked and baked.

Troubled-Crow

11-21-10, 11:22 AM

Explain said grill in step four...

Put the omelet in a frying pan, and then put it under the grill part in your oven.
Simple.

SirArtemis

11-21-10, 11:36 AM

Put the omelet in a frying pan, and then put it under the grill part in your oven.
Simple.

I think you're trying to say "broiler"

Amber Eyes

11-21-10, 11:39 AM

I don't even broil mine. I just put the eggs in the pan and then add whatever meats and cheeses I want shortly before they're done. And Duffy, an omelet is basically just eggs with meat and or cheese in them.

Jack Frost

11-21-10, 11:56 AM

Thank you amber, you made the most sense here. Now I just need to get eggs and I can cook omelets!

Scrotus

11-21-10, 12:34 PM

Who on earth would broil an omelet

Duffy

11-21-10, 01:17 PM

I was being sarcastic, it's spelt omelette in the UK :p.

Troubled-Crow

11-21-10, 01:19 PM

Who on earth would broil an omelet

I always broil - which I didn't even know was a word >_< - my omelets.
They taste delicious!:p

Scrotus

11-21-10, 01:30 PM

Psh, I'd rather sautee an egg in human waste than broil anything. That doesn't build character at all, it just wastes precious time.

Edit: Why would your step two be adding the toppings? Shouldn't that come later? Man, your omelet's must take an hour to make.

Troubled-Crow

11-21-10, 01:35 PM

Psh, I'd rather sautee an egg in human waste than broil anything. That doesn't build character at all, it just wastes precious time.

What's your alternative? Eating it straight after the 5 minutes on the hob? If so, I would happily asked to be supplied with that human waste of yours.

Scrotus

11-21-10, 01:41 PM

What's the point of eating egg-anything if your going to fry all the protein right out of them?

My omelet's don't take five minutes to cook either, that's a long ass time.

1. Beat the eggs (I do it in a cup, with a knife, because I'm burly like Gaston (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhG9hKiplfQ) from Beauty and the Beast)
2. Pour that shit in the pan (after greasing the pan, if you're into all that nasty buttery oil crap)
3. Flip when that shit starts looking solid.
4. Throw some mushrooms in that bitch and fold it.
5. Enjoy a mans breakfast.

I would happily asked to be supplied with that human waste of yours.
I'll gladly supply you with my human waste anytime, per request, PM me a P.O. box so I can send it to you.

Troubled-Crow

11-21-10, 01:46 PM

What's the point of eating egg-anything if your going to fry all the protein right out of them?

My omelet's don't take five minutes to cook either, that's a long ass time.

1. Beat the eggs (I do it in a cup, with a knife, because I'm burly like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast)
2. Pour that shit in the pan (after greasing the pan, if you're into all that nasty buttery oil crap)
3. Flip when that shit starts looking solid.
4. Throw some mushrooms in that bitch and fold it.
5. Enjoy a mans breakfast.

I'll gladly supply you with my human waste anytime, per request, PM me a P.O. box so I can send it to you.

*shuffles away, after realising he can't think of decent comeback*
Anyways, I may try this non-broiling technique. It may end up being *shudder* better then sticking it in the oven. ;)

Scrotus

11-21-10, 01:51 PM

Try it sometime

Jack Frost

11-21-10, 02:09 PM

Now I want to make and omelet...

Atzar

11-21-10, 10:45 PM

You people actually made a 20-post thread about how you cook a fucking omelet?

Jack Frost

11-22-10, 12:47 AM

At least we're not discussing capybara recipes...
I love me some deep fried capybara.......

Atzar

11-22-10, 02:25 AM

You're doing it wrong.

Shred it, then stew it slowly in barbecue sauce - I prefer a thinner, vinegar-based sauce, but thicker barbecue sauce is delicious all the same. Serve it on a buttered, lightly toasted bun with side items of your choice.

Jasmine

11-22-10, 02:56 AM

i like scrambled eggs....just not omelettes. I like mine with cheddar cheese melted in and maybe just a touch of sugar (i like sweet stuffs)

never had capybara so no comment there.

Lord Anglekos

11-22-10, 02:59 AM

This thread is one big Facebook status. On Althanas.
Oh, what have we come to?

Anyways. Omelets; I make 'em, not eat 'em. So, no real preferences here.

Scrotus

11-22-10, 03:09 AM

This is the "OOC" forum for a reason, pal ;)

Tayu

11-22-10, 04:53 PM

-Om nom noms her yummy omelets.-

Atzar

11-22-10, 05:04 PM

i like scrambled eggs....just not omelettes. I like mine with cheddar cheese melted in and maybe just a touch of sugar (i like sweet stuffs)

never had capybara so no comment there.

I'm sure none of us have. Except maybe Godhand. But after a quick Google search told me it tastes like pork, I decided that it would be best prepared like pulled pork BBQ.

Not deep-fried.

Fenrir

11-22-10, 05:25 PM

You never know

Jasmine

11-22-10, 05:41 PM

but pork can be quite good deep-fried. or oven-fried. or grilled. or baked.

Atzar

11-22-10, 05:44 PM

I'm the capybara. I'll decide how I'm to be eaten, thank you. ;)

Jennifer Oakley

11-22-10, 05:46 PM

Oi, you lot, less of this crap and more role-playing, or I'll stick my staff somewhere that's entirely not welcome in polite society.

Ya hear?

Fenrir

11-22-10, 05:48 PM

Porks good smoked too....
yum...

Tayu

11-22-10, 05:53 PM

Oi, you lot, less of this crap and more role-playing, or I'll stick my staff somewhere that's entirely not welcome in polite society.

Ya hear?

This is what you're supposed to do in-between. ;3

Jack Frost

12-07-10, 07:59 PM

This is what you're supposed to do in-between. ;3
Or is It?