Ahoy thar, mateys!

[Grandjester]

*Ahem* Hey! Just thought I'd say hello to you all, and that I hope we can make sweet, sweet threads together. I was a veteran of a close-knit community for almost 6 years until people started losing interest in that forum, so now I've moved on and I'm gonna try opening new doors and trying out new character types. My current character on this forum was a port of my favourite one on my old forum, but altered slightly to fit both the setting and system. Oh and I'm Australian, not a pirate, but I still love adventure and binge drinking as much as any seadog! Anywho that's my introduction, cheers for letting me join!

[Zook Murnig]

Lovely. Exactly what we needed, another binge-drinking, smarmy Australian.

[Atzar]

Welcome to Althanas, Grandjester. Feel free to ask around if you have any questions.

I actually have a question for you: in America, we'd respond to the previous post by saying "Fuck you, Zook." What would you say in Australia? ;)

[Shadar]

I don't know about Australia. But, in Canada, we say "Fuck you, Zook. Eh?"

And welcome.... eh?

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

Welcome to Althanas, GrandJester. Please refrain from feeding moderators and anyone who talks about the 'good old days'. :p

[Knave]

Welcome aboard, yer scurvy-ridden brothel-bobbler! I be the one o' the 'moderateurs' who goes about and tests the rigging, sails, and moxie o' any man daring enough to open a thread and build a ship o' adventures and the deep end. The waters bitter, the food is stale, and the sea dogs around here like Zook, below, and Sei, likely to come, are crusty with wisdom and various other things you probably don't want.

If you've got any questions, feel free to ask, if you've got any stories, feel free to tell.

[Vigil]

Welcome aboard, yer scurvy-ridden brothel-bobbler! I be the one o' the 'moderateurs' who goes about and tests the rigging, sails, and moxie o' any man daring enough to open a thread and build a ship o' adventures and the deep end. The waters bitter, the food is stale, and the sea dogs around here like Zook, below, and Sei, likely to come, are crusty with wisdom and various other things you probably don't want.

I'm pretty sure what I just read, roughly translated from pirate to english is;

Knave -: "Hi there and welcome, you who are toothless, covered in bruises and a cathouse regular analingus! I'm a pretty fly white guy and I help run this place by doing moderator work and love any man brave enough to put up a thread building a ship for an adventure [I]while deep ending me. The writing can be unsavory, and sometimes the plots are lackluster, . .[but rewarding if you're tenacious enough to put forth the effort!]. . and people like Zook here, we use as bottoms, while Sei, always ready to come, is old and ravaged by venerial disease."

..Yeah.. I'm pretty sure that's what he meant. In good humor of course.

Welcome to the site.

[Grandjester]

The Aussie way of responding to Zook would be a "Cheers mate", flashing a cheeky grin, and then running off to make it in time for the boxing match against a kangaroo. Giving each other some snide remarks just brings us close together down here for some reason. :P

Thanks for welcoming me you guys, was a positive response, and amusing to say the least.

EDIT: Hmm, been looking around the Underwood for a bit and I can't see many good openings to join the RP in. Would anyone be up for a new thread to RP with my character in? I'm kinda lost on where to post.

[SirArtemis]

Welcome to the Writers' Lair. I'd offer to write something with you but I just got out of the buffet line and have a lot on my plate. However, I would recommend registering for The Serenti Tournament (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?23256). Of course, make sure you read The Rules (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?23255)first.

[Grandjester]

Yep, already registered for that before, in fact I had already decided to register for it while I was waiting for my character to be approved. :D

I think I'll be content with simply waiting for the tournament to start, but if anyone is keen to do some non-combat roleplay with me, I'm happy to take part.

[Silence Sei]

I am always ready and able to roleplay with some of the new blood around here. Be it with Sei, Play Back, Trap Master, or any other one of my various characters. Welcome aboard, and I'm so jealous you get to watch Kangaroo boxing matches on a daily basis. Kangaroos are to me are what redheads are to Letho, without some of the sexual ambiguity....some.

You'll notice I did not deny any claims about my VD status as well. Truth is, I figure if I get all of them at once, maybe they can use my body to test the beat all VDs vaccine.

One last thing, a little known fact is that a common Althanian welcome is -also- saying 'Fuck you, Zook'.

The more you know!