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Caden Law
08-23-11, 09:37 PM
S'yeah, just a heads-up that my (already low level of) activity is going to drop.

School.

Schoooool.

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

WITH.

A.

BABY-EATER.

FOR A PROFESSOR.

And not the good kind, either!

I'll be around though, updating RPs and being a cryptic giver of snark, wisdom, and written abuse. The usual, except slightly less so, and with more Vorlon.

Elrundir
08-23-11, 09:38 PM
Has your professor admitted to eating babies, or has he just never gone on record saying he hasn't?

Caden Law
08-23-11, 10:05 PM
Has your professor admitted to eating babies, or has he just never gone on record saying he hasn't?It can be inferred through the relative absence of babies on campus, despite a number of seemingly confirmed mothers and the lack of available daycare in the area. I can also confirm that he's pro-life and pro-A1 Steak Sauce. Read into that what you will.

Elrundir
08-23-11, 10:08 PM
The evidence practically speaks for itself. Except that if it did, I suspect it would do so in a baby-like voice and your professor would eat it.

Caden Law
08-24-11, 12:38 AM
That is a distinct possibility. He specializes in philosophy and eats babies, so I'm assuming he's an evil mage capable of consuming imaginary things and abstract ideas, such as talking evidence.

He probably already has, in fact, which is why the evidence in question doesn't talk.

The fiend.

Max Dirks
08-24-11, 01:26 AM
A pro-life professor? You must either go to BYU or somewhere in Canada.

Caden Law
08-27-11, 01:29 PM
South Carolina, actually. I've only ever had two or three overtly liberal professors, and a handful who were adept at simply hiding their affiliations all together. Most are some shade of conservative, which is fine, but only one or two have ever been obnoxious about it.