BigMcLargeHuge
10-19-11, 04:34 AM
If there was a more satisfying sound than the chink of a fat purse of gold in your pocket, Ran hadn't heard it. Unless, of course, it was the chink of a fat purse of gold which he'd come into by fencing a noblewoman's jewels on the black market.
It couldn't last, of course. All that money would have to go to the Guild - for "improvement", Gerom said. Improving what? Ran couldn't say. Those nine-times-damned Knights of Scara Brae were rounding up more thieves every month, as Gerom complained in the meetings of his Guild chapter every week. And besides, what was the point of being a thief if you couldn't spend your ill-gotten gains every once in a while?
"Another pint o' piss, Voc," he commanded the innkeeper, shoving his empty tankard back across the scuffed wooden bar top. "Put this one on my tab."
"More for the tab," Voc grumbled, drawing a pint of ale from his cask. "Ain't you ever going to pay me off? You owe me two hundred shinies, you know..."
"I'll pay you off when I come into some money of my own. In other words, never," Ran replied. He grinned ear to ear, knowing it would set Voc off. But the truth of the matter was that the old man would never call in his tab unless he needed money fast. He knew about the Guild's ludicrous rules as well as any man.
Ran surveyed the scene in the tavern. The Broken Bow catered to a somewhat less savoury clientele than your average tavern in Scara Brae, and the usual crowd of miscreants and petty criminals were gathered around the small, smoky front room. Helm was sitting in a chair propped up against the wall as usual, gulping down a bowl of onion broth as if he hadn't eaten in three days (and he probably hadn't, if he was willing to eat that slop). Two old men he didn't know the names of were gambling at dice in the far corner, both quarreling over whether the other was cheating. Ran could see with his enhanced vision that both of them were cheating, but neither of them would ever admit to it until the other put a knife in his throat. Thief-style gambling was so much more fun than the normal kind that way. And were those three men in the corner dandling whores on their knees and tossing back sour red wine Knights of Scara Brae? Ran was sure he'd seen them somewhere, keeping watch for Malyn Wakedog while he broke into a merchant's house. Ah, the high and mighty Knights aren't so different from us gutter rats as they make out. Surprise, surprise.
Just then, Pahl swept in through the door of the inn, the hinges creaking with a worrying crack of old wood splintering. Ran hailed him, and called him over to sit down. Pahl flopped in a seat heavily, and Ran reached across so they could clasp hands. He grinned involuntarily. "Six months in Brokenthorn Forest and you haven't changed a bit!"
"No? One of our contacts there said I'd got more handsome." Pahl cracked a lazy half-smile, and ruffled his long dark hair.
"More handsome? Yeah, I saw a woman on the other side of the street who didn't flee in terror from you. That's a first. So, what'd you find in the forest?"
Pahl shook his head. "Nothing. Absolutely bloody nothing. You'd think there'd be some ruins or treasure or anything in there, right? Forest swallows everything and all that. But no, just spiders the size of a dog. I should be thankful none of 'em tried to bite my head off." Pahl looked down in disappointment. "I told Gerom, nobody's lived here long enough to leave ruins, but did he listen? No."
Ran lifted his tankard. "Well, I know one cure for disappointment. Voc, another pint, on the house."
Pahl grumbled. "Can't solve everything with drink, Ran..."
Ran smiled. "No, but it feels like you can. If you drink enough, even the smell of this place goes away."
"Better start drinking, then. Voc never cleans in here."
Ran took a swig of ale. "So, you went to the Guild to do your report? I've not been to the Guildhouse in weeks. Any news?"
"Oh, the usual. Gerom whining about how many arrests we've had, like I don't know. Guards got Bull and Kerner on a job, this time round - more to keep your dad company, I suppose. Oh, and Malyn wants to kill you."
Ran nearly choked on his ale, letting it run down his chin, then set it down heavily. "What?!"
"Malyn says you owe him a thousand shinies, but personally I think he just wants to get you out of the way. I told him he was spewing dung, but he said if you don't pay him his protection tonight he'll pay you a visit..."
Ran shrugged. "No problem. I'll just toss a knife through his heart."
"...with his boys."
A chill of fear ran through Ran's body. He'd met Malyn's boys before, and they were most certainly not to be trifled with - not over-muscled hulks like most higher-up Guild members got as bodyguards, but lithe, serpent-like men with utterly inhuman faces. They didn't even have to say anything to be intimidating, just stare you down with those dead eyes. They were more than capable of shoving a sword up Ran's arse if he didn't hand over his money... money he didn't own.
"I need some money of my own, and soon. But it'll have to be from out of the city, the Guild watches all our acquisitions here like a hawk."
Pahl grinned. "I've got just the thing for you, my soon-to-be-dead friend. A friend of a friend said that there was some ruin up in the Windlacer Mountains - he'd never been there himself, mind - but he said there was some kind of magical gem up there..."
Ran cocked one eyebrow. "Oh? What's it do?"
"Magic users who have more talent than a mossy boulder - more talent than you, in other words - they can connect with it, and it gives them some sort of boon. Problem is, nobody could agree what. Some said it gave them great magical powers, some said it gave eternal life, some said it made them irresistible to women..."
"I hope it's the third one," Ran said lasciviously. "I've not had a woman in months..."
"Sorry. Nobody said it cured ugliness. Besides, for you it's just a shiny rock, because you can't develop your skills fast enough. Remember when you wanted to demonstrate your invisibility to Gerom, and you couldn't hide your head?" Pahl guffawed at the memory of that embarrassment, until Ran thumped him about the head.
"It might just be a shiny rock, but it's a valuable shiny rock, and a valuable shiny rock is just what I need." Ran stood up to leave. "Tab'll have to wait, Voc. Come on, Pahl, we'll get Wheels to arrange a cart for me. I'm heading up the Windlacers tonight..."
It couldn't last, of course. All that money would have to go to the Guild - for "improvement", Gerom said. Improving what? Ran couldn't say. Those nine-times-damned Knights of Scara Brae were rounding up more thieves every month, as Gerom complained in the meetings of his Guild chapter every week. And besides, what was the point of being a thief if you couldn't spend your ill-gotten gains every once in a while?
"Another pint o' piss, Voc," he commanded the innkeeper, shoving his empty tankard back across the scuffed wooden bar top. "Put this one on my tab."
"More for the tab," Voc grumbled, drawing a pint of ale from his cask. "Ain't you ever going to pay me off? You owe me two hundred shinies, you know..."
"I'll pay you off when I come into some money of my own. In other words, never," Ran replied. He grinned ear to ear, knowing it would set Voc off. But the truth of the matter was that the old man would never call in his tab unless he needed money fast. He knew about the Guild's ludicrous rules as well as any man.
Ran surveyed the scene in the tavern. The Broken Bow catered to a somewhat less savoury clientele than your average tavern in Scara Brae, and the usual crowd of miscreants and petty criminals were gathered around the small, smoky front room. Helm was sitting in a chair propped up against the wall as usual, gulping down a bowl of onion broth as if he hadn't eaten in three days (and he probably hadn't, if he was willing to eat that slop). Two old men he didn't know the names of were gambling at dice in the far corner, both quarreling over whether the other was cheating. Ran could see with his enhanced vision that both of them were cheating, but neither of them would ever admit to it until the other put a knife in his throat. Thief-style gambling was so much more fun than the normal kind that way. And were those three men in the corner dandling whores on their knees and tossing back sour red wine Knights of Scara Brae? Ran was sure he'd seen them somewhere, keeping watch for Malyn Wakedog while he broke into a merchant's house. Ah, the high and mighty Knights aren't so different from us gutter rats as they make out. Surprise, surprise.
Just then, Pahl swept in through the door of the inn, the hinges creaking with a worrying crack of old wood splintering. Ran hailed him, and called him over to sit down. Pahl flopped in a seat heavily, and Ran reached across so they could clasp hands. He grinned involuntarily. "Six months in Brokenthorn Forest and you haven't changed a bit!"
"No? One of our contacts there said I'd got more handsome." Pahl cracked a lazy half-smile, and ruffled his long dark hair.
"More handsome? Yeah, I saw a woman on the other side of the street who didn't flee in terror from you. That's a first. So, what'd you find in the forest?"
Pahl shook his head. "Nothing. Absolutely bloody nothing. You'd think there'd be some ruins or treasure or anything in there, right? Forest swallows everything and all that. But no, just spiders the size of a dog. I should be thankful none of 'em tried to bite my head off." Pahl looked down in disappointment. "I told Gerom, nobody's lived here long enough to leave ruins, but did he listen? No."
Ran lifted his tankard. "Well, I know one cure for disappointment. Voc, another pint, on the house."
Pahl grumbled. "Can't solve everything with drink, Ran..."
Ran smiled. "No, but it feels like you can. If you drink enough, even the smell of this place goes away."
"Better start drinking, then. Voc never cleans in here."
Ran took a swig of ale. "So, you went to the Guild to do your report? I've not been to the Guildhouse in weeks. Any news?"
"Oh, the usual. Gerom whining about how many arrests we've had, like I don't know. Guards got Bull and Kerner on a job, this time round - more to keep your dad company, I suppose. Oh, and Malyn wants to kill you."
Ran nearly choked on his ale, letting it run down his chin, then set it down heavily. "What?!"
"Malyn says you owe him a thousand shinies, but personally I think he just wants to get you out of the way. I told him he was spewing dung, but he said if you don't pay him his protection tonight he'll pay you a visit..."
Ran shrugged. "No problem. I'll just toss a knife through his heart."
"...with his boys."
A chill of fear ran through Ran's body. He'd met Malyn's boys before, and they were most certainly not to be trifled with - not over-muscled hulks like most higher-up Guild members got as bodyguards, but lithe, serpent-like men with utterly inhuman faces. They didn't even have to say anything to be intimidating, just stare you down with those dead eyes. They were more than capable of shoving a sword up Ran's arse if he didn't hand over his money... money he didn't own.
"I need some money of my own, and soon. But it'll have to be from out of the city, the Guild watches all our acquisitions here like a hawk."
Pahl grinned. "I've got just the thing for you, my soon-to-be-dead friend. A friend of a friend said that there was some ruin up in the Windlacer Mountains - he'd never been there himself, mind - but he said there was some kind of magical gem up there..."
Ran cocked one eyebrow. "Oh? What's it do?"
"Magic users who have more talent than a mossy boulder - more talent than you, in other words - they can connect with it, and it gives them some sort of boon. Problem is, nobody could agree what. Some said it gave them great magical powers, some said it gave eternal life, some said it made them irresistible to women..."
"I hope it's the third one," Ran said lasciviously. "I've not had a woman in months..."
"Sorry. Nobody said it cured ugliness. Besides, for you it's just a shiny rock, because you can't develop your skills fast enough. Remember when you wanted to demonstrate your invisibility to Gerom, and you couldn't hide your head?" Pahl guffawed at the memory of that embarrassment, until Ran thumped him about the head.
"It might just be a shiny rock, but it's a valuable shiny rock, and a valuable shiny rock is just what I need." Ran stood up to leave. "Tab'll have to wait, Voc. Come on, Pahl, we'll get Wheels to arrange a cart for me. I'm heading up the Windlacers tonight..."