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SirArtemis
10-26-11, 02:25 PM
So I'm watching some old George Carlin stuff called George Carlin: On location With George Carlin on Netflix and I just thought to share a funny line that he said.

"Yeah, some words are fun. Words like... flammable. flammable. inflammable. noninflammable. Why are there three? Doesn't it seem to you as though two words ought to be enough to handle that idea? I mean, either the thing flams or it doesn't flam."

Jumbo Shrimp. Business Ethics. Military Intelligence.


So... what are some bits you really like that you'd think are worth sharing out of context?

Morus
11-08-11, 06:57 PM
The German Baby Joke. (http://www.youtube.com/user/NickFromFulham#p/c/0E1309E9775C12FB/46/so3ZgijeI4M)

Sheex
12-20-11, 03:37 AM
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

When their on their back, they're both fucked.

By the way, nice avatar Morus. Persona rocks.