View Full Version : What if Jack Sparrow was a chick?
Daggertail
08-20-06, 05:48 AM
yay a fellow piratess!!!^^ We're catching up to the guy Pirates
hihi and welcome.
The more hot pirate chicks, the merrier Althanas. :)
Welcome, June, and I hope you have fun pillaging the honest, hard working Althanians.
grim137
08-20-06, 09:00 AM
What Letho said. Also welcome to Althanas and feel free to shiver my timbers any time you like. ;)
Artifex Felicis
08-20-06, 09:29 AM
I find that rather amusing that if your female and hot, you could beat your children and suck blood and people would still love you.
Welcome to the boards! Hope you have a fun time here and whatnot.
That avatar if from a porn rip-off of Pirates of the Caribbean. I saw it at blockbuster. Not enough men.
Roscar Palidyne
08-20-06, 09:46 AM
The more hot pirate chicks, the merrier Althanas. :)
Welcome, June, and I hope you have fun pillaging the honest, hard working Althanians.
OO OO PICK ME, PICK ME, I'M HONEST! AND TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS!
But surely you're more than a pretty face? Nice to have ya.
AsukaStrikes
08-20-06, 09:48 AM
*Pulls Letho's and Tarry's ears*
Behave yourselves, you two!
Welcome to Althanas, June. I must warn you in advance to avoid feeding the ego of these two, along with Dissinger, INDK, Max Dirks and Dan. Have fun, though, and do feel free to kick the stuffing out of them.
Go get 'em.
What if Jack Sparrow was a chick? To answer your question...
He'd be pregnant and probably have a miscarriage from all the drinking.
Bohemia
08-20-06, 09:56 AM
Oooooh yeah. It's gonna be a good day after all. Also, fantastic avatar. I am a fan.
jack sparrow as a chick?
...
honestly ... the idea scares me
welcome to althanas have a happy time
Chidori Draconid
08-20-06, 05:41 PM
I'm hotter than you... Welcome to Althanas. I hope to pillage with you sometime and show you how divine hotness and debauchery are really done. lol JUST PLAYIN
Really welcome, and if you ever need someone to play with let me know.
Hey there June, what's up? Welcome to the forum!
Empyrean
08-20-06, 08:55 PM
Yeah, what Yamihara said. The lot of them are frightening. :P
Enjoy Althanas.
Not as scary as me.
PS. How hot is that Raelyse guy?
Yamihara
08-21-06, 08:05 AM
He's mine! You'll have to go through me!
Well, not that you'd be interested in him anyways. He's a prick and a prince, but that's about it. His ego is something you should be aware of, though. Sometimes he has a hard time getting his hat to fit.
Damion Shargath
08-21-06, 08:27 AM
Not as scary as me.
PS. How hot is that Raelyse guy?
He looks shite. ;)
:rolleyes:
PS. How hot is that Raelyse guy?We've had sex. It was fantastic. Except he had a weird attraction to feet. Odd huh?
Daggertail
08-21-06, 09:02 AM
He's mine! You'll have to go through me!
Whhaat? Yami's clinging to Rael. I never thought this day would come. *Cries*
to June: if you go for him make sure you get something out of it other than sex.
Whhaat? Yami's clinging to Rael. I never thought this day would come. *Cries*I feel sorry for her too. She would be better of with a random hobo. :P
Not as scary as me.
PS. How hot is that Raelyse guy?
10 times less than me is probably the best approximation I can make.
I imagine you two would get along well, though...hell, you even share the same birthday (how weird is that lolz)!
Whhaat? Yami's clinging to Rael. I never thought this day would come. *Cries*
I'm sure that although Yami's clinging to Rael, June can still go after him.
Then there could be a brawl between Yami, June and Jasmine.
Bohemia
08-21-06, 11:51 AM
And while they're fighting I can walk in and slam him in the teeth with an iron pole. It's been my dream for two years.
And while they're fighting I can walk in and slam him in the teeth with an iron pole.
I'd like to join you in that. :)
Damion Shargath
08-21-06, 12:10 PM
I'll supply you with pole weapons plentiful :)
I don't think he has enough teeth for all the people that want to knock them out with iron poles. :D
As long as there's mouth enough afterwards for a blowjob for me, you can beat him to your heart's content. I might even join you.
Storm Veritas
08-21-06, 12:27 PM
I imagine you two would get along well, though...hell, you even share the same birthday (how weird is that lolz)!
:D
Ouch!
This where I wish Althanas had image embeds allowed, if only for a couple funny "owned" pictures.
Molotov
08-21-06, 02:47 PM
What if Jack Sparrow was a chick?
Wouldn't that just be Orlando Bloom's character?
(yes... I went there!)
Welcome to Althanas, June. I must warn you in advance to avoid feeding the ego of these two, along with Dissinger, INDK, Max Dirks and Dan. Have fun, though, and do feel free to kick the stuffing out of them.
Hey... when have I been an egotist?
Serilliant
08-21-06, 05:36 PM
This where I wish Althanas had image embeds allowed, if only for a couple funny "owned" pictures.
And that, my friend, is why Althanas does not have image embeds allowed. :)
Yamihara
08-21-06, 10:55 PM
Hey... when have I been an egotist?
Aww, don't feel bad, Shyam. My sis is just a little pissed off by the fact your team beat her in two tourneys in a row.
I'm kinda fine with bashing Prince Raelyse, but please don't mess up his face. Pretty please?
Torin Reahkari
08-27-06, 04:36 PM
Wouldn't that just be Orlando Bloom's character?
(yes... I went there!)
Hey... when have I been an egotist?
When you made Molotov.
Welcome, June.
Wouldn't that just be Orlando Bloom's character? What the fuck did Orlando Bloom do to everybody? Why must you insult the beautiful man!?
Dissinger
08-27-06, 09:13 PM
Because he's your boyfriend cory, because he's your boyfriend...
Torin Reahkari
08-27-06, 09:55 PM
Because Pat has a penis shaped pillow.
shinigami_90
10-03-08, 08:10 PM
To answer your question...
He'd be pregnant and probably have a miscarriage from all the drinking.
SO THAT IS WHERE ALL RUM HAS GONE? well now i know not to get jack drunk or wasted
Godhand
10-03-08, 09:26 PM
SO THAT IS WHERE ALL RUM HAS GONE? well now i know not to get jack drunk or wasted
What the fuck?
I can't believe you bumped a two year old thread for this shit.
Visla Eraclaire
10-03-08, 09:34 PM
I hate the enthusiasm people have for those movies.
I Am Zee
10-04-08, 04:27 AM
Arg. Yee be the saltiest of see dogs. Arrrg.
Terminus Mortis
10-04-08, 12:57 PM
Just going off the topic title, I would tap that.
Raelyse
10-04-08, 01:11 PM
Yeah you would.
Terminus Mortis
10-05-08, 07:21 PM
But back on topic, welcome to Althanas. Just sign this statement here before you continue, all it says is that in the event of any unfortunate circumstance I get your liver. If you have any questions feel free to ask anyone here. If you have any questions pertaining to firearms, feel free to ask me.
And always look over your shoulder. Always.
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