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Sagequeen
03-14-12, 04:07 PM
So, there I was, sitting quietly in the dungeon of a control room from which I broadcast my radio show. Seriously, I've had closets bigger than this room.

In walks my boss, less than a yard from me, chatting about the random stuff with which he assaults me on a daily basis: the dramatics of his family, the antics of his friends I don't know, and othersuch stuff that tempts me to scream at him that I really don't care.

And then it hits me.

Not an idea... but a scent. You see, the man has no sense of smell - none whatsoever, so it's common for him to smell like a mix of chronic halitosis and fart, but this fart-smell... it was fresh. SBD style.

The man walked into an enclosed area with another person and farted nasty.

But that wasn't all. Next, he grabbed the newspaper (which we'd all like to read) to take with him to the bathroom, something to keep him entertained as he took a dump.

Here's the part that kills me: the man lives 5 minutes away from the radio station. He'd just walked in from lunch, and this is an almost daily occurance.

It must be important sh!t since he feels the need to share.

So, tell me about the sh!t your boss does...

Enigmatic Immortal
03-14-12, 04:28 PM
*is laughing so hard....work mates....staring...need to....breath....*

BlackAndBlueEyes
03-14-12, 06:32 PM
Alright, Sagequeen.

Either you're an alt that I didn't know I had, that I bust out whenever I actually feel like writing good, or you're working at the same station I am and I just don't know it.

My PD not only lets thick, wet, nasty ones rip in his studio and mine on a daily basis; but when he takes a dump, he whips out his iPhone and makes an audio recording of it. He'll also narrate the entire session, going into detail about what he had for lunch that would cause him to shit like that. Then he'll turn the fan off and shut the door on his way out, and shout down the hall, "Hey! Come listen to this! You gotta' check this out! I just took a massive dump and--"

That's when I turn on the mic and shut the door to my studio.

Enigmatic Immortal
03-14-12, 06:35 PM
Must be a radio thing...

Vigil
03-14-12, 06:35 PM
Cracking The Whip (http://soundbible.com/1375-Whip-Crack.html).

Paladin
03-14-12, 06:54 PM
They're just using their scent glands to mark their territory.

Sagequeen
03-14-12, 07:27 PM
@ BnBE....

Wanna trade war stories?

@ EI

Yes. Yes it is.

*Edit: Poop jokes and jumping at every opportunity for free food. /sigh....

BlackAndBlueEyes
03-15-12, 07:15 AM
EI: Totally a radio thing.

Sage: I should tell you about the time that the GM came into the studio and said to me, "What kind of wizardry is this?"

Sagequeen
03-15-12, 08:25 AM
... heh. Nice. Tell me!



Our GM lol'd when we were banned from Home Depot. ^^

(That poor intern... I think it took a few weeks to get all the super glue off his butt. He was also bereft of most of his chest and underarm hair at that point...)