Sagequeen
03-14-12, 04:07 PM
So, there I was, sitting quietly in the dungeon of a control room from which I broadcast my radio show. Seriously, I've had closets bigger than this room.
In walks my boss, less than a yard from me, chatting about the random stuff with which he assaults me on a daily basis: the dramatics of his family, the antics of his friends I don't know, and othersuch stuff that tempts me to scream at him that I really don't care.
And then it hits me.
Not an idea... but a scent. You see, the man has no sense of smell - none whatsoever, so it's common for him to smell like a mix of chronic halitosis and fart, but this fart-smell... it was fresh. SBD style.
The man walked into an enclosed area with another person and farted nasty.
But that wasn't all. Next, he grabbed the newspaper (which we'd all like to read) to take with him to the bathroom, something to keep him entertained as he took a dump.
Here's the part that kills me: the man lives 5 minutes away from the radio station. He'd just walked in from lunch, and this is an almost daily occurance.
It must be important sh!t since he feels the need to share.
So, tell me about the sh!t your boss does...
In walks my boss, less than a yard from me, chatting about the random stuff with which he assaults me on a daily basis: the dramatics of his family, the antics of his friends I don't know, and othersuch stuff that tempts me to scream at him that I really don't care.
And then it hits me.
Not an idea... but a scent. You see, the man has no sense of smell - none whatsoever, so it's common for him to smell like a mix of chronic halitosis and fart, but this fart-smell... it was fresh. SBD style.
The man walked into an enclosed area with another person and farted nasty.
But that wasn't all. Next, he grabbed the newspaper (which we'd all like to read) to take with him to the bathroom, something to keep him entertained as he took a dump.
Here's the part that kills me: the man lives 5 minutes away from the radio station. He'd just walked in from lunch, and this is an almost daily occurance.
It must be important sh!t since he feels the need to share.
So, tell me about the sh!t your boss does...