Random IM Convos (Part VI)

[Logan]

It's getting kinda full in the other thread, so time for a new one, right?

Luned: also I had a really weird Althanas dream last night
Sean: oh?
Luned: it was like a sleepover thing
Luned: and it was me, Jasmine, and this other girl character/user all hanging out on a big bed like "yay sleepover"
Sean: LOL
Luned: and the random other girl character had the same nightgown as me and I was like "that's so cool!"
Sean: what the hell did you HAVE last night? lol.
Luned: "we look just like each other!"
Luned: and then she was like "lol" and sent me a link of a photo to her actual self
Luned: and she was a big black man
Sean: ROFL!
Luned: and then I realized I was in bed with Jasmine and a big black man
Luned: who was wearing my nightgown
Luned: and it got really awkward
Luned: the end



How could I not post that?

[Roc]

12:46 AM [Christoph] Also, I should switch to a mustache and start wearing pink v-neck shirts.
12:46 AM [Luned] I know it from my cultivated porn and/or hipster music http://www.youtube.com/w ··· KZ7IP930
12:46 AM [Roc] pop the collar
12:46 AM [Christoph] Get some sunglasses and leather pants for good measure
12:46 AM [Roc] definitely pop the collar
12:46 AM [Christoph] I was going "flaming homosexual", not "frat boy bro"
12:47 AM [Christoph] But it's funny how similar they apparently are.
12:47 AM [Roc] they aren't interchangeable?
12:47 AM [Christoph] We've just made a profound discovery, haha.
12:47 AM [Roc] rofl
12:47 AM [Roc] this is borderline IM thread territory
12:48 AM [Roc] especially since it might hit a little too close to home for Dirks
12:48 AM [Luned] haha
12:48 AM [Christoph] Now you HAVE to do it.
12:48 AM [Christoph] Make sure to include the bit about Dirks.


We talk about you when you're not around, Dirks. Do you feel special?

[Zook Murnig]

Manda and I have long said he's just a small town frat boy living the big city lawyer life.

[Christoph]

User Logan has entered this room.
[Logan] hey hey.
[Ebivoulya] And that's when I stabbed the trumpet player.
Christoph is stabbed.
[Ebivoulya] I told him to stop hitting that note.
[BlackAndBlueEyes] He deserved it.
[Christoph] You could say that the trumpet player's night...
Christoph puts on sunglasses.
[Christoph] ...ended on a bad note.
[Ebivoulya] Oh god.
[Christoph] YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Stab him again.
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Then rape his corpse.

[Christoph]

Double-post. Take THAT, society!

[Logan] .
[Ebivoulya] This period shit has gotta stop.
[Ebivoulya] You people remember how to use words.
[Ebivoulya] At least say something witty.
[Christoph] .
[Connor Lacuna] .
[Christoph] But see, that time I did it ironically.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] I did my mother ironically once
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] she didn't see the irony
[Christoph] How was it?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] dry

[Dissinger]

Welcome.
You have entered Chat Lobby.
[Otto] Have a nice cup of tea!
[Dissinger] NO
[Otto] *
[Dissinger] Get your british crap outta my american roleplay* *
[Ebivoulya] Hahah.
[Otto] Not even chamomile?
[Dissinger] FUCK CHAMOMILE!
[Otto] I SAY
[Dissinger] Fuck it in its fucking goat ass!
[Ebivoulya] Twice.
User Otto has signed out.
[Ebivoulya] Hahahahah.

[Devonus]

And so i am introduced to the disturbed individual known as Ebi

[Luned] it's really hard to try to start a fight when you're not really into fighting to begin with
[Devonus] sure it is
[Luned] I mean, not good at provoking confrontations
[Luned] haha
[Silence Sei] Indeed.
[Silence Sei] You can bunny Zack into provocation if need be.
[Luned] I don't even know what Zack's thing is
Devonus grabed hesitantly at his sword, his eyes closing over the pain he would have to cause. He hated fighting, loathed it in fact. The pain, the struggle... the sweat. It was enough to disgust anyone... But there was a need. Though gold held no import to h[Luned] besides being manipulator guy
[Silence Sei] Street Fighting.
Devonus him, teh medicine and gear it would buy him could set him for years, life had been tough thus far... He slowly opened his eyes as his blade drew. "im sorry, but my pride must die for this fight... and so must you:
Ebivoulya grabbed hesitantly at his crotch, his eyes closing over the pleasure he would have to cause. He enjoyed raping, loved it in fact. The pleasure, the struggle...the sweat. It was enough to disgust anyone... But there was a need.

[Devonus]

Ebivoulya existence-erasing rape
User absentwizard has signed out.
User absentwizard has entered this room

[Skie and Avery]

Cohen Ephraim 7:58 pm
TextEdit says "magicks" isn't a word.
Tell TextEdit not to be dumb.
It even autocorrected it to "magic's".

Amanda Logan 7:59 pm
TextEdit is a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Can't you set it to recognize?

Cohen Ephraim 7:59 pm
It better RECOGNIZE
Also, you underestimate the character of TextEdit.

Amanda Logan 8:01 pm
TextEdit is weaker than you think!

Cohen Ephraim 8:01 pm
You think that TextEdit will surrender, if you bind its working fonts!
But it is a wonderful word processor!

Amanda Logan 8:01 pm
JUST WAIT AND SEE!
And use Microsoft Word.

Cohen Ephraim 8:02 pm
Fuck Word.

[Zook Murnig]

Me: TextEdit says "magicks" isn't a word.
Tell TextEdit not to be dumb.
It even autocorrected it to "magic's".
Manda: TextEdit is a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Can't you set it to recognize?
Me: It better RECOGNIZE.
Also, you underestimate the character of TextEdit.
Manda: TextEdit is weaker than you think!
Me: You think that TextEdit will surrender, if you bind its working fonts!
But it is a wonderful word processor!
Manda: JUST WAIT AND SEE!
And use Microsoft Word.
Me: Fuck Word!

EDIT: Son of a bitch!

[Mordelain]

aspirithaunts 9:45 pm
I want to wear my baggy cardigan but the cat drooled on it
: (

Van Degallion 9:49 pm
I don't know how to respond to that, beyond 'Luned has a wet pussy'.

aspirithaunts 9:54 pm
it happens

[Christoph]

*We were discussing Fibonacci sequences in nature and art*
11:50 PM [Warpath] You guys are nerds.
11:50 PM [Christoph] Hey bro
11:50 PM [Christoph] wanna play some Black Ops?
11:50 PM [Christoph] We can head over to Chad's place.
User Max Dirks has entered this room.
11:51 PM [Warpath] Hahaha, you summoned Max

[Christoph]

11:17 AM [Christoph] I found my new ring tone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDa3jtqBKDY
11:17 AM [BlackAndBlueEyes] Hm.
11:20 AM [Christoph] I think I missed something, though. Whose blood does he shed?
11:22 AM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] The Saxon Men, apparently
11:24 AM [Christoph] Thorne, that'll make an epic ringtone and you know it. XD
11:24 AM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I'm still sticking with my Ff VII fanfare
11:24 AM [Christoph] Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
11:24 AM [Christoph] fffffffffffffffffffffff
11:24 AM [Christoph] ffffffffffff
11:25 AM [Christoph] fffff
11:25 AM [Christoph] ff
11:25 AM [Christoph] f
11:25 AM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
11:25 AM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] damn you internet delay!!
11:25 AM [Christoph] =D
11:25 AM [Christoph] KO!

[Mordelain]

[Ihimirsyn] I mean, I can't even imagine "Luned: TIME IS RUNNING OUT I AM SHOUTING"
[Luned] I have that stern, quiet "I'm disappointed in you" thing going for me
[Luned] (just kidding... sort of)
[Ihimirsyn] Do you do the -.- face, too?
[Ihimirsyn] Or is it more of a =.= ?
[Mordelain] o.o
[Mordelain] With added cat.
[Christoph] o.0
[Luned] no, it's the *<;^)-\8--< face
[Mordelain] Ah, orgasm face.
[Mordelain] I know it well.
[Ihimirsyn] What, with two grapefruits?
[Luned] that is the only fancy face I do

[Skie and Avery]

This wasn't in messages, but it happened in our living room and has to do with Althanas.

Me: Did you text Dirks yet to remind him to post? (this is the 4th time I've asked this)
Zook: *blank look* Dammit! I got distracted by the Harlem Shake! I still don't know what it is.

[Zook Murnig]

All I know is some dude dances stupid by himself for a minute, then there's a loud booming sound, and like a hundred people appear, dancing even stupider. Then there's some sort of slowing on the track and the video.

[Roc]

11:34 PM [Roc] damn, there was apparently a hell of a wreck at Daytona today
11:34 PM [Roc] shit flew into the stands
11:34 PM [Skie and Avery] Shit really hit the fans, eh?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Silence Sei] Task can rub people one way or another
[Silence Sei] He rubbed me the right way until I realized how he really felt aboot me.
[Pepita] hahahaha
[Pepita] oh man
[Luned] wow
[Silence Sei] Out of context.
[Luned] those sentences
[Pepita] hahahahaha sei
[Pepita] dying
[Roc] rofl!
[Silence Sei] Thats....going in Random IM convos, isn't it?

Yes. Yes it is.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Double post! Woo!


[Aurelianus Drak'shal] Abs, what would you call someone afraid of magic?
[Idieth] Christian
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] XD
[Warpath] Hahahaha
[Luned] nice

[Mordelain]

[Luned] you have something in your inbox, Cyd
[Warpath] Uh oh
[Warpath] Scandalous
[Luned] it is very scandalous
[Mordelain] That one: http://www.youtube.com/w ··· yeL3SbcI
[Mordelain] Bass required.
[Mordelain] Oh GOD
[Mordelain] dying
[Mordelain] actually
[Mordelain] dying
[Mordelain] >_<
[Luned] "Mordelain, Viewing Private Message: Luned"
[Mordelain] brb, need water
[Luned] is this how cybering works
[Luned] should I send half-baked or americone dream next
[Warpath] Did you send him a picture of Willow licking a dude he likes
[Warpath] what dudes does he like
[Mordelain] You know when you laugh so hard you get all REALLY hot, and you don't actually make any noise, but your mouth opens and closes anyway?
[Mordelain] And then your sides ache, and you need to pee, and it all sort of goes geriatric on you?
Mordelain just went through that.
[Luned] : (
[Luned] I was trying to seduce you

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Aurelianus Drak'shal] hehe Warpath doesn't want to think about Luned in any underwear?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] so... that means Flint would rather think about her completely bollock naked?
[Pepita] who wouldn't?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Double post again. Go me!

[Logan] that was terrible timing.
[Logan] partner walked in and in red is my char name with the word masturbate next to it.
[Logan] thankes aure
[Logan] you dick.

[Christoph]

You have entered Chat Lobby.
10:46 PM [Max Dirks] oh helro
10:47 PM [Christoph] heyo
10:51 PM [Max Dirks] whats up
10:52 PM [Christoph] Not too much. Just got done getting some trumpet practice in.
11:05 PM [Max Dirks] annoying the neighbors huh?
11:08 PM [Christoph] Well, seeing as the nearest neighbors are at least 150 meters away...
11:08 PM [Christoph] I don't think that's a problem.
11:12 PM [Max Dirks] whats a meter
11:13 PM [Christoph] It's kind of like a yard for people who hate freedom.
User Max Dirks has signed out.

I think he was too drunk to realize that I was making fun of him. XD

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Aurelianus Drak'shal] Can I tell you something?
[Pepita] I don't know. I'm still upset.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] It's something I've never told anyone before, but I need to get it off my chest.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] I'm gay.
[Pepita] really? why do you worry so much about girls then? Is it a cover, or you weren't sure?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] :P April Fool's!
[Pepita] ...
Pepita has closed his/her private message window.

[Christoph]

Melody Moore 9:43 pm
ooh i love spanish guitar
Chris K 9:46 pm
I wonder if, before Barry White, Spanish guitar was the standard makeout music. Hahaha
Melody Moore 9:49 pm
hahaha it is possibly the sexiest of instruments
so I wouldn't be surprised
Melody Moore 9:50 pm
and how did Barry White become 'sexy'. That would really creep me out to listen to while making out. like there's a large black man in the room just serenading and describing what you're doing

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Chris K
Welp, NASA finally drew a giant penis on Mars.
I, for one, am glad that our tax dollars are being used in that way. hahahaha

Me
Hahahaha
Same here.

Chris K
There should be an entire government agency devoted to drawing phallic images on celestial bodies.

Me
Agreed.
When you take over, make it so.

Chris K
hahahah
I'll appoint you the minister of Celestial Phalluses

Me
I'll redraw all of the constellations
Starting with Ursa's Major

Chris K
lol
Oh dear

Me
My next project will be Cassiopenis

[Atzar]

3:15 AM [Luned] roc
3:15 AM [Atzar Kellon] this wifi sucks
3:15 AM [Luned] have you ever eaten a wang donut?
3:15 AM [Atzar Kellon] yessss?
3:16 AM [Atzar Kellon] wait, what?
3:16 AM [Luned] from dunkin donuts
3:16 AM [Luned] the ones that look like wangs
3:16 AM [Atzar Kellon] I've never heard of a wang donut... wuzzat?
3:16 AM [Atzar Kellon] OH
3:16 AM [Atzar Kellon] yes
3:16 AM [Luned] do you like the white ones or black ones better?
3:16 AM [Atzar Kellon] I don't discriminate
3:16 AM [Christoph] hahahaha
3:16 AM [Luned] now I can photoshop this for blackmail
3:16 AM [Christoph] Nothing can make a donut gay.
3:17 AM [Christoph] It could be literally shaped like a penis with white cream on the inside, and I would eat it without shame.
3:17 AM [Mordelain] Give me one and I'll show you.
3:17 AM [Luned] they make jelly wang donuts
3:17 AM [Christoph] Do they call them that?
3:17 AM [Luned] so you bite into it and it bleeds
3:17 AM [Luned] no, I think they call them stick donuts
3:17 AM [Luned] but it doesn't matter
3:18 AM [Atzar Kellon] I will even eat a white one and a black one at the same time
3:18 AM [Atzar Kellon] they are that fucking good
3:18 AM [Christoph] So, it's like you're eating the wang of a great pastry god.

[Christoph]

10:19 PM [Luned] http://25.media.tumblr.com/30fb0a8768dcaa5c68372e21cedcb608/tumblr_moi9thRudU1qhmawno1_500.jpg
10:20 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] that's how someone enters heaven
10:28 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Hell, I'd live a life of goodness and virtue if it meant being gently lowered onto a cloud by the soft tongue of the smooth-voiced Captain Jean-Luc Picard, emerging from a giant ball-pit that blankets the sky.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Mordelain] How's tricks?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] Well, I slept for two hours, and decided that now I know how to pick a lock, I intend to learn harmonica.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] Blues harp is bad-ass
[Mordelain] So you're good with your fingers, you fancied learning how to blow too?

Touché, cutter. Touché.

[Chelley]

User Soap has signed out.
2:27 PM [BlackAndBlueEyes] chat dropped the soap
2:27 PM [Chelley] again...
2:28 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I must tell every one now... im gay
2:28 PM [Chelley] k
2:28 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Fuck you soap
2:28 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] This is the last time I will leave my keyboard unnattended
User Soap has entered this room.
2:28 PM [Chelley] haha
2:29 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] you, sir, are a douche
2:29 PM [Soap] wuv uuuuu

[Witchblade]

Witchblade: Potato?
The Inventor: I've never played that game
Witchblade: And I've never ripped open your torso and danced with your entrails. Guess we both have something to remedy.

[Prophet]

This isn't from chat. It's a Skype convo.


Me-So, you wanted to talk
Dan-Maybe.
Me-Ummm, ok?
Dan-*Laughs hysterically*

This conversation got us nowhere.

[Witchblade]

Luned: I think Chris is in here too
Luned: unless you did something to him
Witchblade: It wasn't me!
Witchblade: He just signed in and then never said anything
Luned: yeah, he does that a lot
Luned: because Christoph is a creeper
Christoph: hmmm?
Witchblade: Go away, creeper!
User Christoph has signed out
Witchblade: lmao!!!

[Ashla]

My friend: "She invited me to this community"
Me: "HELLOOOO!!!!!"
My friend: "Here she is now"
Me: "Heh heh"

[Chelley]

Luned: I think Chris is in here too
Luned: unless you did something to him
Witchblade: It wasn't me!
Witchblade: He just signed in and then never said anything
Luned: yeah, he does that a lot
Luned: because Christoph is a creeper
Christoph: hmmm?
Witchblade: Go away, creeper!
User Christoph has signed out
Witchblade: lmao!!!

Sometimes I wish there was a like button. Cause this made me giggle. hehehe

[Witchblade]

Heh, it was hilariously well timed.


[Witchblade] It was a good day though, I have a nice welt on my thigh. And my brother accidentally shot himself in the leg. XD
[Witchblade] Th crappy part was, my bro's gun stopped working properly, he needs a replacement part on it, so we cut the day short
[Witchblade] Meaning I didn't get to expel as much energy as I normally do
[Witchblade] So now I'm all frisky
Witchblade glances over at Otto
[Otto] Hi
[Luned] oh dear
Witchblade pounces on Otto
[Otto] Well, I have things to do, so I'd better
[Otto] Argh
[Witchblade] Hi ^_^
[Otto] Luned, help me
[Witchblade] Sarah can't help you now!
[Luned] uhh
Witchblade rips Otto's clothes off and takes advantage of him
Otto evaporates in a cloud of inadequacy and embarrassment

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Luned] or maybe I'm just a nicer person than you
[Roc] hey, I treat my pets fine... and I also fuck with them at every opportunity
Aurelianus Drak'shal hits the like button
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] oh, wait.. *with* them
[Luned] haha, I totally read that wrong at first glance
[Roc] hahaha, nice
[Roc] you people are twisted

[Roht Mirage]

It's good to be back!

On the joys of traumatizing our characters...

[BlackAndBlueEyes] I tore my character's arm off and had a demon essentially have his way with her memories
[BlackAndBlueEyes] And eventually she's going to become corrupted by otherworldly beings
[Zook Murnig] Cohen's a lot more interesting for me to write since I broke his leg and fucked up his magic.
[BlackAndBlueEyes] That reminds me, I nixed Madison's best ability aside from punching things
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Now she just builds things that punch things for her
[Zook Murnig] I completely redid his spell list. Only a couple of spells stayed the same.
[Roht Mirage] I put a demon in my character's head that, over years, ruined all the enjoyment he gained from life, corrupted all his memories, then created a tortured harpy construct that my character felt responsible for and almost couldn't keep her alive.
[Roht Mirage] I love things that punch things. Division of labor.
[Zook Murnig] Wait...
[Zook Murnig] Jason?
[BlackAndBlueEyes] I think when I did my sheet rewrite for level five I kept her brawling skills and that's it, taking out her assassin abilities and replaced them with artificing and bioengineering skills
[Roht Mirage] My old characters are sleeping away their eternal near-existence in a cave in Salvar somewhere.
[Roht Mirage] Hi. How's the baby?
[Zook Murnig] Son of a bitch!
[Roht Mirage] HAHA!
[Roht Mirage] I thought you knew.
[Zook Murnig] I didn't realize it was you!
[Zook Murnig] Not until you mentioned Jackal.
[Roht Mirage] I came "out of the closet" last night, you might say.
[Roht Mirage] Intro thread's up. Be polite and greet me. =P
[Zook Murnig] I don't read intro/outro threads anymore, so if you said something in there about who you were, I missed it.
[Roht Mirage] Well, now you know.
[Roht Mirage] Did Manda know? She already judged one of my threads, so I felt all sneaky.
[Zook Murnig] I haven't heard her mention it.
[Roht Mirage] I'm one sneaky bastard.



On Cell debauchery...

[Aurelianus Drak'shal] I heard the word tease..
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] did something wonderful happen?
[Roht Mirage] My character wants to shag your character up the side of the cage in the Cell.
[Roht Mirage] Or did...
[Roht Mirage] She'll forget all that once the Cell starts.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] As long as I get to breathe fire on other people during, then you have a fuck-buddy!
[Roht Mirage] Sorry, but my girl's coming to her senses before any fucking happens. I just want you to be the guy to walk up to her in the cage and say, "So, we still on for fucking after?" and she'll freak out. Something like, "Who... what the hell are you?!"
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] XD
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] I will happily say that. The real question is whether or not she actually made that offer, or if he's preying on the fact she was wasted and won't remember even if she did
[Roht Mirage] As far as I'm concerned, she (in her madness) totally did. This isn't drunk we're talking here. She was hopped up on extra strength id magic. The main goal is to sort through all the "what the hell did I do" and solve that mystery.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] hehe I like it!
[Roht Mirage] Eeeexcellent.
[Roht Mirage] Now we just need to bribe Sei to "randomize" the brackets in favor of this all coming together.

[Silence Sei]

You.....you guys know I read these, right?

[Roht Mirage]

Yes. I wouldn't post it if I actually planned anything underhanded.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Soap: Oh come on! we're friends. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BITCH!!

Twitch: APPLE SAUCE, BITCH!!!

Soap: ... my poo looked like that today, i was so hungry i barely caught myself as my face was hovering over the bowl

Twitch: Liar
you rolled around in it!
you ate it!

Soap: my secret shame

Welcome to our bromance.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

User Zook Murnig has entered this room.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] this is how he feels everytime he realises I stole the butt-plug
User Zook Murnig has signed out.

Timing. It is everything.

[Zook Murnig]

Ha! I didn't even read it. I was going to say something to Roc, but he had left.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Now I am sad.

[Dissinger]

Witchblade: Fuck World hunger and AIDS! I'm a selfish person!
Me: I don't think you want to fuck AIDS...just saying...

[Christoph]

[Maggie] My own steak is the shiznit. Ducasse style new york strip.. aw yea
[Christoph] I'm a fan of the porterhouse, myself. It's the ultimate Man Steak
[Roc] I can put down a porterhouse
[Maggie] Oh, screw your man steak, nobody cares
[Maggie] New york strip
[Christoph] Is it enough meat to technically feed a small family for a month? Yes? Then I'll eat it in one sitting.
[Roc] damn straight
[Christoph] New York Strip is good, don't get me wrong. But Porterhouse has the NY Strip included already.
[Roc] I'm not even a huge steak person... but if I'mma do it, I'mma fucking DO it
[Christoph] Therefore it is superior.
[Christoph] Because it's thicker *usually* and also has the tenderloin.
[Maggie] Yeah, it's got that with a bunch of unnecessary crap
[Luned] steak is boring
[Christoph] The tenderloin is the best part of the steak. The strip is the second best part.
[Christoph] You're boring.
[Christoph] Steak is the royalty of the food world.
[Maggie] I'll bore the eyes right out of your head
[Roc] Althanas
[Roc] where we have civil religion conversations but get pissy over steak
[Christoph] hahahahaha
[Luned] haha
[Maggie] My bad
[Christoph] Steak basically is a religious topic.
[Roc] hahaha, touche

[Chelley]

In the space of about 15 minutes....



4:46 PM [Chelley] good afternoon everyone!
4:46 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Chelley!!!!
4:46 PM [Chelley] grand althanas games? huh?
4:46 PM Witchblade pounces on Chelley
4:47 PM [Solar Haven] 3 females 5 men... PERFECT ORGY!
4:47 PM Aurelianus Drak'shal whips out another penis, just to make her feel welcome
4:47 PM [Witchblade] We're in the middle of an orgy
4:47 PM [Solar Haven] who is getting Dp'd?
4:47 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] ME!!!
4:47 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] LINE UP BOYS!! DADDY'S HUNGRY!!!
4:47 PM [Solar Haven] your already in my ass... and then i am apparently in megan... roc is in your ass....
4:47 PM [Solar Haven] who else is joining this conga line?
4:48 PM [Witchblade] Oh, I pounced Luned
4:48 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Chelley, see if you can wedge your hand in Luned, here under my taint
4:48 PM [Roc] (hahaha, wow)
4:48 PM [Roc] now this is like Twister, but orgy
4:48 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Red hand, gross, purple bit
4:48 PM [Witchblade] Best game of Twister EVER!
4:48 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] *right
4:48 PM [Warpath] .
4:48 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] left foot.. ooooo yeah, right in there...
4:49 PM [Witchblade] XD
4:49 PM [Solar Haven] AGREED! Althanas Twister!
4:49 PM [Witchblade] Twitch!
4:49 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] YES!?
4:49 PM [Witchblade] That is not meant as a hole! :p
4:49 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Well, it is now!
4:49 PM [Witchblade] lol
4:49 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] If God didn;t want me to abuse it, he shouldn;t have made it fist-able
4:49 PM [Solar Haven] Warpath! stick it in his belly button!
4:49 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] eat my fluff!!
4:50 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] entire nations have encrusted in the hair around my navel!
4:50 PM [Witchblade] lol
4:50 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I have cum entire galaxies worth of sperm into that rancid, indoor swimming pool where once was an anchor to inside my mum's chuff!
4:50 PM [Witchblade] this is probably a weirdest chat convo I've ever been involved in
4:50 PM [Warpath] Jesus christ, I need to scroll up, I missed something
4:50 PM [Witchblade] ummm
4:51 PM [Luned] I might need those things for later guys, be gentle plz
4:51 PM [Witchblade] wei're having an orgy
4:51 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Follow the yellow-stream road!
4:51 PM Aurelianus Drak'shal starts urinating liberally
4:51 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] free goldenshowers for everyone!
4:51 PM Solar Haven materializes a plate of burritos
4:51 PM [Solar Haven] anyone want any?
4:51 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] In my anus!
4:51 PM Witchblade uses Solar Haven as a shield
4:51 PM [Warpath] What is that innuendo for
4:51 PM [Solar Haven] your urinating in my ass!
4:51 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I want my farts to *BURN*
4:52 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Someone, get ready t play my rusty trombone
4:52 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] *to
User Witchblade has signed out.
4:53 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:53 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Now I'm just fucking Solar!
4:53 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] ...
4:53 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Now, I'm just fucking Solar
4:53 PM [Solar Haven] im still good enough... arent i?
User Witchblade has entered this room.
4:54 PM [Witchblade] awww...
4:54 PM Aurelianus Drak'shal goes at it with gusto
4:54 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] SHE'S BACK!
4:54 PM [Witchblade] I was going to post that in the damn IM convo too, now I lost it
4:54 PM [Solar Haven] mmm oh baby, Twitch! mmm
4:54 PM [Witchblade] Roc
4:54 PM Aurelianus Drak'shal reinserts the Jondom-coated meat-sword
4:54 PM [Chelley] I've got everything from when I first came in the room Witch
4:54 PM [Witchblade] blar!!!!
4:54 PM [Roc] yes?
4:54 PM [Solar Haven] i got everything since... forever ago....
4:54 PM [Witchblade] lol, I'll edit my post a bit more, see if I can get it to my liking and then post it up
4:54 PM [Witchblade] sounds good?
4:55 PM [Roc] awesome
4:55 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] NO REAL TALK HERE!!
4:55 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] We're in the middle of something beautiful people!
4:55 PM [Witchblade] Oh wait... crap, it's not done. I forgot I didn't write the end to it!
4:55 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Am I the only one who cares!?
4:55 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] AM I!?!
4:55 PM [Witchblade] Yes
4:55 PM [Solar Haven] i could go for much much longer
4:55 PM [Solar Haven] .... just saying
4:56 PM [Witchblade] yes, yes... according to you, you can have sex for like 7 hours
4:56 PM [Solar Haven] 7 is the longest i have ever gone...
4:56 PM [Luned] that sounds like it'd get uncomfortable after a while
4:56 PM [Solar Haven] and only ever once...
4:56 PM [Luned] things would get pruney
4:56 PM [Witchblade] I agree
4:57 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Longest fucking session was probably about six for me, with one or two small breaks for her.
4:57 PM [Witchblade] Not to mention muscle cramp
4:57 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] And it never gets pruney
4:57 PM [Warpath] Wait, like consecutively?
4:57 PM [Solar Haven] the bed was rather wet afterwards... not the greatest to sit on
4:57 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] as long as you stay hydrated, and tense muscles not in use between bouts, you're fine
4:57 PM [Solar Haven] i went 7 straight no breaks... i wish i knew what caused it
4:57 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] arousal, I hope
4:57 PM [Witchblade] lol
4:57 PM [Solar Haven] i literally couldnt finish... i tried.. i just couldnt
4:57 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] My record for wanking is much more impressive
4:58 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Ever paingasmed?
4:58 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] when you cum so much, the last one actually causes your tubes to cramp up?
4:58 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] fucking *agony*
4:58 PM [Warpath] ...you went seven hours and never climaxed?
4:58 PM [Witchblade] I'll take your word for it
4:58 PM [Solar Haven] .... correct War
4:58 PM [Warpath] You must have really loved that girl
4:58 PM [Luned] isn't that when you're supposed to go to the doctor because you have a medical oddity of a boner?
4:59 PM [Witchblade] I'm gonna log out of here to finish that post or Roc will never let me have his babies
4:59 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I managed to climax thirty-nine times in fourteen hours.
4:59 PM [Roc] don't the viagra commercials say to see a doctor if you have an erection lasting more than four hours?
4:59 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] but that was solo
4:59 PM [Roc] I think you might have broken your dick, dude
4:59 PM [Solar Haven] thats if its not in use
4:59 PM [Witchblade] Oh boy...
4:59 PM [Witchblade] yeah, leaving!
4:59 PM [Roc] haha
4:59 PM [Witchblade] If anyone wants me, I'll be on aim!
4:59 PM [Solar Haven] but hey ... 7 hours straight? i may take the broken dick...
5:00 PM [Witchblade] ...and no one's paying attention
5:00 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] If that's broken, you don;t want it fixed
5:00 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] and don;t you dare leave
5:00 PM Witchblade just leaves then! Without her jacket!
5:00 PM [Warpath] Sorry, I'm just imagining seven hours
5:00 PM [Warpath] That's so many hours
5:00 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I JUST SAID DON'T YOU DARE!!!
User Witchblade has signed out.
5:00 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Oh, I'ma kill a mothafucka!
5:00 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] get back here!
User Aurelianus Drak'shal has signed out.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

In my defense, I totally didn't start that!

[Witchblade]

You think I started it!?









...oh wait, I did.

[Witchblade]

W00T! Double post!

Aurelianus: XD fuck sake, he has some gall
Witchbade: Yeah, but I can't prove it and while I can be a bitch, I said yes before I thought better of it
Aurelianus: lol always turn them down!
it;s my policy!

Witchblade: aww...
Hey Twitch, wanna hang out tomorrow?
Aurelianus: lol sure
damn!

Witchblade: YES!
Victory mode!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Brianna: pretty much! have you ever sought masturbation addicts anonymous, my love? lol
xD

Twitch: I tried going to one of their meetings once, but they were all wankers.

[Witchblade]

Witchblade
mmm... I am cooking up a delicious storm in my kitchen
6:49 PMDissinger Dennis
Ha ha ha can I have some?
6:50 PMWitchblade
Of course!
6:50 PMWitchblade
I'll FEDEX it :p
6:50 PMWitchblade
lol
6:50 PMDissinger Dennis
will it still be warm?
6:50 PMWitchblade
I've got left over sausage that I chopped up and shoved in some diced tomatoes and seasoning for a quick pasta saue, pasta cooking in one pot and puffball in the pan that I'm abut to add asparagus too
6:50 PMWitchblade
Haha, you have a stove, learn to use it and reheat the damn thing :P
6:51 PMDissinger Dennis
:(
6:51 PMDissinger Dennis
YOU'RE EMAN!
6:51 PMDissinger Dennis
MEANIE!
6:51 PMWitchblade
How am I mean?
6:52 PMWitchblade
I offered to fedex it :P
6:53 PMDissinger Dennis
implying I don't knwo how to cook on a stove...
6:53 PMDissinger Dennis
BAH
6:54 PMWitchblade
Do you?
6:54 PMDissinger Dennis
I do
6:54 PMDissinger Dennis
Just because i don't do somethign doesn't mean I can't
6:55 PMWitchblade
Just means your skills at it are probably passable... at best :p
6:55 PMDissinger Dennis
...BIG FAT MEANIE FACE!
6:56 PMWitchblade
Truth hurts, doesn't it? :p

[Prophet]

...

[Witchblade]

What are you talking about?

[Prophet]

The first day i joined and we were in chat. I was talking about school and went "Kill me now" and you went "OK"

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

What does that have to do with the alleged skills Diss possesses in the kitchen? XD

Also, Witchy, where are *my* cookies!?

[Witchblade]

You were already here when I came back from my hiatus, thus your intro thread has long since come and gone. Newbies get cookies, now sexy hot Scottish men? They get something else entirely. ;)

[Breaker]

Roht Something 13-10-01 05:25:19 PM
No worries. There's still a newblet maybe/maybe not under one of your boot like Shrodinger's cat.

AlexTheLlamas 13-10-01 05:25:30 PM
ahahaha

Roht Something 13-10-01 05:25:58 PM
Shrodinger's newblet! I'll have to look up the spelling before I use that again, though.

AlexTheLlamas 13-10-01 05:29:17 PM
sounds like a good account name

Roht Something 13-10-01 05:29:46 PM
Yes!
Man, I can't afford to think about a new character right now. 13-10-01 05:30:23 PM

AlexTheLlamas 13-10-01 05:30:37 PM
haha, i'll remind you im sure

Roht Something 13-10-01 05:30:46 PM
That would be appreciated. =)

AlexTheLlamas 13-10-01 05:31:35 PM
ability - uncertain demise: newblet enters a state where he is capable of being both alive and dead for up to three posts.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Pepita] Chris is bullying meeee
[Mage Hunter] none of the above
[Witchblade] Bite him, Melody!
[Witchblade] Bite him
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] THEN RAPE HIM, PEPITA! I GRANT THEE MY BLESSING!
[Luned] do I need to come beat him up?
[Christoph] I might like that.
[Christoph] All of the above, in fact.
[Christoph] =D
[Witchblade] That's the point* *
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] Scream, it'll make him cum quicker
[Pepita] this did not go as planned

[Mage Hunter]

[Aurelianus Drak'shal] a what now?
User Chelley has signed out.
[Pepita] I don't want to know what that is.
User Maggie has signed out.
[Christoph] https://i.chzbgr.com/max ··· CB686B5/
[Mage Hunter] Oh common Aur how coudl YOU of all people not knwo what a knuckle child is
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] lol well, I hear that and picture sexual fisting
[Mage Hunter] close
[Mage Hunter] very close
[Solar Haven] knuckle children, if my brain is correct... knuckle children = masterbating
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] lol fuck sake!
Aurelianus Drak'shal is ashamed
[Mage Hunter] BA HA HA HA
[Mage Hunter] This so SO going somewhere to be preserved for the ages
[Mage Hunter] Twtich not knwoing what a knuckle child is

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

My cheeks will forever burn with this shame.

[Witchblade]

Witchblade siddles up closer to Cameron
[Witchblade] So Chappy...
[Chaplain] Yesh?
[Witchblade] Got any good stories for me?
Witchblade looks up at you innocently
[Chaplain] Um, I once cock blocked Patrick while he was talking to a very skimpily dressed hot chick at a convention one of the first times I hung out with him outside of work. (about two years ago)
[Witchblade] LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Witchblade] omg, what did you say!?
[Chaplain] Our group was leaving and I walked over and told him that we were headed out to the next exhibit room
[Witchblade] And he walked away from her!?
[Chaplain] No, she walked away letting him go.
[Witchblade] She wasn't that interested
[Chaplain] obviously
[Chaplain] but at the the time, and to this day, pat argues he had a chance.
[Witchblade] He's male, of course he argues


After that...


[Witchblade] What else ya got!?
[Chaplain] Oh, then there is the time I told him not to masterbait in my kitchen, which you were sort of there for and told of right away.
[Witchblade] lmao!!!!!!!!
[Witchblade] OMG that was you!?
[Chaplain] Yeah.
[Witchblade] That's bloody awesome!
[Witchblade] I love you forever and ever now!
[Chaplain] lol, ty ty, I try.
[Witchblade] You're like a fountain of Patrick knowledge I get to pick apart
[Chelley] oh dear hahaha
[Witchblade] He shouldn't have invited him to the site!
[Witchblade] Patrick is a smart guy, he probably anticipated this happening


Shortly after that...


[Chaplain] Oh, also, pat is very hairy for a pile of walking bones.
[Chaplain] I know I have that one.
[Witchblade] lmao
[Chaplain] I got that one special.
[Witchblade] thanks for the warning?
[Witchblade] Like chewy hairy?
[Witchblade] Chewbacca!
[Chaplain] Eh, not that hairy. but hairier than you'd think for someone so skinny.
[Witchblade] lol, all righty
[Witchblade] I will be sure to attack him with a razor while he;s sleeping
[Chelley] *
[Witchblade] If I have to shave then so does he!* *
[Chaplain] *
[Chelley] you should get an accomplice to video such an attack
[Chaplain] not me.
[Witchblade] lol, Chappy will do it
[Witchblade] awww
Witchblade is sad
[Chaplain] I already watched him and another friend have fake gay butt sex
[Witchblade] WTF!?
[Witchblade] lmao!
[Chaplain] aka, my friend hugging him from behind and humping him with pat grabbing onto his arms.
[Witchblade] lol!
[Witchblade] This is too awesome!
[Chaplain] its very hard to believe pat when he stands there smiling and saying, come on dude, stop.
[Witchblade] XD
[Witchblade] lol

[Dissinger]

Of course this happens when I'm at work and unable to fight back.

[Dr. Why]

*Laughs*

It was plotted carefully. Most things are.

[Witchblade]

[Chaplain] so are we dressing pat up like a girl so he can go with you?
[Solar Haven] i cant stand land groups of people i dont know anyways
[Solar Haven] large*
[Witchblade] *
[Solar Haven] not land
[Witchblade] I want to see Pat dressed like a girl
[Chelley] hahaha me too
[Solar Haven] i am sure Pat can play the part... just shave the wookie
[Chaplain] *
[Witchblade] *
[Chaplain] alright, brb cause of foods!
[Witchblade] Poor guy, can't even defend himself
User Chaplain has signed out.
[Turtle] *
[Witchblade] I like that Chappy guy
[Witchblade] what say you guys?
[Solar Haven] lol, who wouldnt?
[Chelley] he's a keeper
[Turtle] I like him.
[Witchblade] Definitely
[Witchblade] even Turtle likes him!
[Witchblade] all right, let's reel him in like the sucker he is and dig in the claws!

[Dr. Why]

I'm assuming someone close to pay, and he sounds nice.

May or may not be in more than one way...

[Ashla]

ME: New vid I made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uRq_JxOorE
Somebody save me...
MOONBERRYCAT: Oh gosh
ME: I know...
Sent at 1:58 PM on Sunday
MOONBERRYCAT: Just wow
ME: I told you I must seek help...

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Silence Sei] I think the next team based tourney, we need to have Zack and Aurie on a team.
[Silence Sei] And they're whole system becomes
[Silence Sei] *Zack tosses Aurie Money*
[Silence Sei] "Get em."
[Silence Sei] *Aurie stops mid-pummeling*
[Silence Sei] "I'm waiting."
[Silence Sei] *Bag of money*
[Silence Sei] "Thank you, Cutter"
[Silence Sei] *Resumes pummeling.*

This is the working of a beautiful mind.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Double post.


[Aurelianus Drak'shal] And, it frees Aur to completely lose control and stop being so nice
[Warpath] Hahaha, he's been NICE?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] *up til now, this has been noble Aure, fighting for a just cause, and being a little bit of a bastard
[Warpath] We're doomed.

[Witchblade]

[Luned] it-which-shall-not-be-named
[Witchblade] The Cell
[Witchblade] The Cell
[Witchblade] The Cell
[Witchblade] I said it three times
[Witchblade] Sei should pop out and smite me or something
[Abomination] you mean more than he already has
[Witchblade] pretty much

[Dissinger]

Witchy: You're like three times as sexy as Karl urban
Me: My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
Me: And they're like hell ya they're better than yours
Me: Hell yeah they're better than yours
Me: I'd tell you my secrete but I'd have to charge
Witchy: I take that back Karl Urban is ten times sexier

User Lavinian Pride has entered this room.
[Lavinian Pride] Hey guys
[Silence Sei] Lulwat?
[Amber Eyes] How?
[Lavinian Pride] lmao
[Dissinger] Oh you son of a bitch!
[Lavinian Pride] this is awesome
[Amber Eyes] I thought...you were...what?
[Lavinian Pride] So.. Set, wanna rematch?
[Dissinger] Get back in my body where you belong punk!
[Lavinian Pride] I'll fucking kill you, you damn bastard!
[Silence Sei] It's gotta be Paul or Witch
[Silence Sei] :P
[Dissinger] I swear I leave one soul shard lying around and suddenly its in my mom's corpse
[Dissinger] trying to pretend it has rights
[Lavinian Pride] I do have rights!
[Lavinian Pride] More rights than your scrawny ass
[Dissinger] Actually less
[Dissinger] you aren't even a mod account!
[Lavinian Pride] you wanna settle this in The Citadel!?
[Lavinian Pride] what!?
[Lavinian Pride] You... son of bich!
[Atzar] bich
[Amber Eyes] haha
[Silence Sei] Oh the things we do
[Lavinian Pride] I'll fucking kill Samantha and decorate Lavinya with her entrails for saying that
[Silence Sei] When we're bored
[Lavinian Pride] I'm not bored
[Amber Eyes] Atzar, I don't know why that was so funny, but I just died a little

[Ebivoulya]

After the new rule about all ability names being porn-related, Prophet needed some help.

[Prophet] Any REAL ideas?
[Ebivoulya] The Donkey Show?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] The Swedish Meatball?
[Rayse Valentino] Boner Baton
[Witchblade] Erik, come up with your own abilities
[Witchblade] the rest of us do
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] The Alcopolko Rape-Train
[Ebivoulya] The Sausage Fest.
[Prophet] I do. I then ran out of presentable ideas.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] The Hunt For Brown October
[Ebivoulya] And now we're giving you comedic gold, and you don't care.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] The lack of taste is appaling
[Ebivoulya] Indeed.
[Silence Sei] Throw bats at people
[Silence Sei] Works for Batman
[Ebivoulya] Throw dicks at people
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] Throw yourself at people, screaming "Daddy didn't love me!!!"
[Ebivoulya] Throw yourself at dicks.
[Atzar] pfff, hahaha

We never did settle on an ability.

[Brand]

4:13 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Sorry man, but that was just hilarious
4:13 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] XD
4:13 PM [Solar Haven] Lol, dude i am ASHAMED of that shit... he was one of my very first on althanas
4:13 PM [Cahill] See Solar? Laughing because he cares too!
4:13 PM [Solar Haven] nah see, he is laughing cause it is soo bad
4:13 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] You have definitely improved
4:13 PM [Solar Haven] and he will never let me live it down* *
4:13 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] *no, a bit of both
4:13 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] and so true
4:13 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] KAME HAME HA!!
4:14 PM [Cahill] Haha... No one in here now will
4:14 PM [Cahill] I'm just saiyan!
4:14 PM [Solar Haven] psst, Kabuki wave was suppose to be my take on that move... he was even going to say it one syllable a second* *
4:14 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] So, what did I do to piss Krausus off?
4:14 PM Solar Haven shoots Cahill
4:14 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Judging by the unwarm welcome
4:14 PM [Musashi] your natural charm dude
4:14 PM Cahill dodges
4:14 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] hehehe all thatc charisma, just ozzing out of me
4:14 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] *oozing
4:15 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] no!
4:15 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Ozzing!
4:15 PM [Cahill] You pissed him off?
4:15 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I was just assuming so by the way I entered, and all I got was "and now HE is here."
4:15 PM [Cahill] Lye is quiet now too
4:15 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] hardly a heart-warming welcome
4:15 PM [Musashi] I read that as more of an epic introduction
4:15 PM [Lye] *
4:15 PM [Cahill] Haha
4:15 PM [Lye] trying to get my judging out of the wat
4:15 PM [Musashi] like if the giurl from poltergeist was a black man]
4:15 PM [Lye] way*
4:15 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] XD
4:16 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I shall accept this
4:16 PM [Solar Haven] i still need to work on my post... but i want to see what sei says ... damnit
4:16 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Isaac Hayes voice, a six year old girl's body
4:16 PM [Musashi] They're in the motherfucking house
4:16 PM [Cahill] Exactly!
4:16 PM [Cahill] And Chris is almost always quiet
4:16 PM [Solar Haven] So aur, i think we have saw a profile worse then Krausus' but the person was a bit easier to get along with* *
4:16 PM [Krausus] Which one?
4:16 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] XD I am not supposed to comment on such things.
4:16 PM [Cahill] Haha... no comment
4:16 PM [Krausus] my original, arron's sirius'?
4:17 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] And nor will I.
4:17 PM [Cahill] Aurie! Btw, is my thread so terrible?
4:17 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] what thread?
4:18 PM [Cahill] Da one With Thorne!
4:18 PM [Krausus] Hey, i have a comment from SOMEONE on staff, and ill assume, that it was you, lun, or otto, maybe dirks, that i was abrasive. And overtly vulgar.
4:18 PM [Musashi] you got a staff comment and it doesnt give a sender?
4:18 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Pff! Don't flatter yourself - I take nothing to do with you in or out of staff.
4:19 PM [Cahill] Abrasive...? Meaning!?
4:19 PM [Krausus] Nothing.
4:19 PM [Krausus] Nothing at all.
4:19 PM [Krausus] Nothing. At. ALL.
4:19 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I don't know if he's talking to me, or answering you Cahill
User Sanste has entered this room.
4:19 PM [Krausus] @Cahill
4:19 PM [Lye] Abrasive: The feeling of when you try to get off with sandpaper.
4:20 PM [Cahill] I was wondering too...
4:20 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] I call that arousal, Lye
4:20 PM [Sanste] Hello
4:20 PM [Krausus] eef. Lye, that sounds painful...
4:20 PM [Solar Haven] thats every friday night for me
4:20 PM [Cahill] Me?
4:20 PM [Lye] Most only try it once. Aure won't have it any other way.
4:20 PM [Krausus] You?
4:20 PM [Cahill] Why @me?
4:20 PM [Lye] Infact, those bins of hypodermic needles are more his thing.
4:21 PM Cahill is lost
4:21 PM [Krausus] 4:19 PM [Krausus] Nothing. 4:19 PM [Krausus] Nothing at all. 4:19 PM [Krausus] Nothing. At. ALL.
4:21 PM Musashi stares at the ceiling fan until it comes into existance
4:21 PM [Lye] I love lamp.
4:21 PM Aurelianus Drak'shal flaps his dong at Musashi, blowing him away on gale force winds
4:21 PM Krausus stares at the ceiling fan until it stops existing.
4:22 PM [Lye] The Dong...
4:22 PM [Lye] I don't want to -stick- around for that...
4:22 PM [Cahill] And the "SOMEONE" was directed at?
4:22 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] *not surprised you were the first to pick up on that
4:22 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Oh, Cahill, *that* was an accusation at me
4:22 PM [Musashi] Never doubt the dong
4:22 PM [Cahill] I'm found again!
4:22 PM [Lye] Why haven't you quested for the legendary Dong?
4:22 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] Because I already have it
4:23 PM [Lye] It needs to be some form of legendary weapon.
4:23 PM [Lye] Then awaken it!
4:23 PM [Cahill] Like the Saint's Row purple thing?
4:23 PM [Musashi] A ball and chain type thing.... right, the dong.
4:23 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] The Penetrator
4:23 PM Lye realizes that he has made a huge mistake by saying that...
4:23 PM Solar Haven summons many half eaten corpses and a succubus
4:23 PM [Solar Haven] Aurie's saturday night
4:24 PM [Musashi] just a single succubus?
4:24 PM [Lye] The title of the thread should be "The Quest for the Unholy Dong."
4:24 PM [Lye] It needs a viscous rabbit.
4:24 PM [Cahill] Legendary is better. Long word for a long...
4:24 PM [Lye] Tim the magician.
4:24 PM [Aurelianus Drak'shal] And after fucking a demon porcupine 'The Quest For The Very Holey Dong'


This is what happens when we talk about fucky character profiles. I dont know how the dong came in, but it did

[Solar Haven]

Lowell:its 3 degrees, isnt that cold?
Me: Im canadian, 3 is almost time to put on polar bear fur
Lowell: Sureeeee, polar bear... wait! you actually have polar bear fur

(Yes, he stopped mid sentence. made it the most hilarious thing ever)

there was many other funny moments of the night, but that is the one that sticks out the most.

[Chelley]

I will corroborate that. It was quite amusing. :D

[Solar Haven]

Lowell: I haven' played jinx before she any fun?
Solar: Think of her like a crazy psycho bitch that loves chaos and destruction, she would probably rip of your face and rape your skull... actually that sounds like witchblade
Lowell:That's not very nice to say
Chelley: Actually she would consider that a compliment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nlJuwO0GDs <--- Jinx if you don't know

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Aaaaaah, I love Jinx!

Though her look in Teen Titans was better.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

[Amber Eyes] Aure...I've never seen BABE in real life. So the mental image I just got was of his profile pic....now I think I'm a pedophile...thanks for that

My powers are growing...

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Double post!


User Otto has signed out.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] bastard!
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] come back and tell me how my writing is!
User Otto has entered this room.
[Solar Haven] Otto!
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] ... it worked
[Otto] Uh? What?

[Witchblade]

Dissinger rapes Otto
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] ...
[Dissinger] lol
[Dissinger] He opened it
Aurelianus Drak'shal masturbates, weeping
[Luned] haha
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] I hate you all
[Dissinger] no you don't
Otto cuts of Diss' penis, sautee's it lightly, garnishes with parsley, then rams it back down Diss' throat.
[Solar Haven] thank you google for allowing me to confuse aur's senses
[Dissinger] O_O
[Dionaea] I would offer you a hug of sympathy but... yeah, no. I'm still scarred.
[Dissinger] OH GOD!
[Dissinger] My Manhood!
[Otto] Next time, I'll clip yer nuts as well
[Luned] that's classy
Dissinger goes to cry in the corner
[Otto] Atta boy
[Dissinger] How am I supposed to satisfy Witchy without that!?
Aurelianus Drak'shal RAPE BOMB
[Otto] She likes cooking, maybe you could serve it with a salad or other side dish?
[Dionaea] Well, you've still got two other ways

[Witchblade]

[Witchblade] I'm back!
[Witchblade] Cyd!!!
Witchblade pounces on Cyd
[Otto] wb
[Dionaea] You just missed Diss Witchy
Mordelain dies.
Witchblade pokes his dead corpse
[Witchblade] really?
[Witchblade] I have his phone number, I know where he lives...
[Dionaea] He was molesting and raping people like mad
[Witchblade] o.o
[Hysteria] indeed
[Witchblade] That fucking slut!
[Dionaea] it was... awe inspiring
[Mordelain] *
[Witchblade] That's it!!!
[Mordelain] Harley, when did you turn up??
[Mordelain] Stalker.
Witchblade pulls out her cellphone to yell at her slut of a boyfriend
[Dionaea] oops

[Mordelain]

This is why I don't go into chat often :mad:.

[Witchblade]

Witchblade catches the laptop and hands Andy some chocolate milk
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Awww you're a sweetheart
[Witchblade] I guess, but he probably finds me annoying.* *
BlackAndBlueEyes noms chocolate milk
[Solar Haven] hmmm contemplating if i should be mean or nice this early in the morning* *
[Witchblade] o.O
[Solar Haven] who could ever find you annoying* *
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Be nice, Jon. >:I
[Witchblade] Lots of people
[Witchblade] I'm sure Andy got annoyed at me during out weekend jaunt.
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Only when you refused the greatness that is deep-fried Oreos
[Witchblade] *
[Solar Haven] eww... deep fried oreos?
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Jon
[Witchblade] I thought you'd say 'only when you wouldn't stop touching me!'
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Stop right there
[Solar Haven] sorry but SOMETHINGS shouldnt be deep fried
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Do NOT "eww" American ingenuity
[Witchblade] It's not as bad as it sounds
[Witchblade] I ate one
[Witchblade] But it's like eating unnecessary calories.
[Witchblade] I'd rather just eat the oreos
[BlackAndBlueEyes] But those unnecessary calories are unnecessarily delicious
[Witchblade] Yeah, like deep fried butter, cause it's not already a heart attack.
[Chelley] I've tried fried oreos
[Chelley] and I say EW
[Solar Haven] well... if i was short for my calories for the day and needed a boost... i probably would try one then...
[Chelley] STOP RUINING THE PERFECTION OF THE OREO
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Chelley you live in Alaska that's practically Canada so stop >:I
[Chelley] *gasp*
[Witchblade] O_O
[Witchblade] Sarah Palin is not Canadian
[Witchblade] 'nough said
[Chelley] I don't really wanna claim her as Alaskan either
[Witchblade] I refuse to allow her citizenship in my country!
[Chelley] can we give her to California?
[Witchblade] Sure
[Chelley] whee!
[Witchblade] Dissinger can have her, since he's being a meanie
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Give her to Florida
[BlackAndBlueEyes] She'd fit right in
[Witchblade] lol
[Witchblade] Oh, oh, I know!
[Witchblade] We'll give her to Dirks as a present.* *
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Hahaha

[Mordelain]

23:56 [Warpath] I just want everyone to know23:56 [Warpath] that I just cockblocked Kyla and Cronen
User Witchblade has entered this room.
23:57 [Warpath] with a dropkick
23:57 [Witchblade] FUCKING CHAT!
23:57 Witchblade destroys chat in a fit of rage
23:57 [Witchblade] Oh hey, Warpath!
23:57 [Warpath] This is for you too:
23:57 Witchblade pounces on Warpath
23:57 [Warpath] 6:56 PM [Warpath] I just want everyone to know 6:57 PM [Warpath] that I just cockblocked Kyla and Cronen
23:57 [Witchblade] lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
23:57 [Witchblade] You are the best
23:57 [Chelley] awesome
23:58 [Warpath] I pretty much high-fived myself
23:58 Witchblade drags Warpath tot he back room to give him a little something for his awesomeness
23:58 [Witchblade]
23:58 [Warpath] Rewards!
23:58 [Witchblade] And you reward is......!
User Fox Owen Xavier has signed out.
23:59 Witchblade locks the doors and pleasures Warpath for hours, until he is begging for mercy, or unconscious, whichever comes first
23:59 [Warpath] The opposite of cockblocks!
23:59 [Witchblade] Duh, this is me we;re talking about


There are no words to describe what I just logged back into...

[Lye]

[Witchblade] Hey Chris
[Witchblade] .
[Lye] CHRIS!
[Witchblade] He's a lurker
[Witchblade] He never talks
[Lye] Hold on.
[Lye] Christoph!
[Lye] >.>
[Lye] *beep*
[Witchblade] I see him in chat all the time and he never does anything
[Witchblade] *whip*
[Lye] Usually the beep boop gets his attention.
[Witchblade] Christoph
[Witchblade] Christoph
[Witchblade] Christoph
[Lye] o.O
[Witchblade] I don't think it's working,* *
[Lye] OMG what if he's choking on something and unconscious at his desk!
[Lye] Call 911!
[Witchblade] His girlfriend will save him
[Lye] Send out a search party!
[Witchblade] Or she'll let him die, depending on how much she likes him
[Lye] MAYBE SHE FED HIM POISON!
[Lye] CHRISTOPH NOOOOOOO!
[Witchblade] Hmm... poison
[Lye] We mourn the loss of a great man today...
[Witchblade] pfft
[Witchblade] You do
[Lye] He will be forever remembered as Loremaster...
[Witchblade] as a pain in my ass
[Lye] Close friend and intimate lover...
[Lye] Truly missed by all...
[Lye] May he rest in peace.
[Lye] Amen.
Witchblade sets the grave on fire
[Lye] XD
[Lye] Should this be posted in the funny IM section?
Witchblade then dances around the burning refuse, chanting Belzebub

Christoph will be forever missed... by most...

[Witchblade]

[Silence Sei] Because teleporting into a Scene Stealing Uppercut on her sounds like an amazing idea.
[Witchblade] That works too
[Witchblade] Just make sure you knock those fangs out
[Silence Sei] I love the SSU, but so rarely do I find myself in a situation where I can use it.
[Witchblade] *
[Witchblade] I love ripping people's throats out and listening to them choke on their own blood
[Silence Sei] But whats better than a move so meta, it literally completely changes the setting?
[Witchblade] hmmm
[Witchblade] ripping off a guys nuts and shoving them in his mouth?
[Lye] Throat ripping.
[Lye] Nut stuffing.
[Lye] Lovely
[Witchblade] ^_^
[Witchblade] I told you, I have anger management issues* *
[Witchblade] Why do you think Dirks likes arguing with me so much?
[Lye] Cuz ur cute?
[Witchblade] I am cute, aren't I!?
[Chelley] That may very well have a lot to do with it too
[Lye] :D
[Lye] Nailed it.
[Witchblade] I have boobs too, that's usually a big plus in Dirks' world
[Chelley] yup
[Lye] Boobs are awesome.

[Max Dirks]

If it gets me an in with Bristol, I suppose I'll take mom out for a date.

[Chelley]

5:28 PM Witchblade throws metal CHIPS at Jack
5:29 PM Lye bleeds from all points of contact.
5:29 PM [Witchblade] pfft
5:29 PM [Witchblade] your skin is too soft
5:29 PM [Lye] I put the lotion on the skin.
5:30 PM [Lye] Or I get the hose again.
5:30 PM [Witchblade] lol, from the girlfriend?
5:30 PM [Lye] Si
5:31 PM [Witchblade] .
5:32 PM [Witchblade] The sad part is... now I'll hesitate the next time I feel like baking
5:32 PM [Witchblade] Why bake for people who don't appreciate it?
5:32 PM [Lye] I appreciated it...
5:32 PM [Lye] I licked my phone for 5 minutes...
5:33 PM [Callan] My girlfriend's skin is so soft, I swear she bathes in the blood of infants or some such in her spare time.
5:33 PM [Lye] T-T
5:33 PM [Witchblade] lol
5:33 PM [Witchblade] Thanks, Lye
5:33 PM Witchblade licks Jack's cheek
5:33 PM [Lye] :D
5:33 PM [Lye] Hold up.
5:33 PM [Lye] Rewind.
5:33 PM [Lye] Your girlfriend bathes in baby blood?
5:33 PM [Chelley] hahaha
5:33 PM [Lye] WTF?!
5:34 PM [Fox Owen Xavier] .
5:34 PM [Lye] Your girlfriend is AURE?!
5:34 PM [Witchblade] lmao!
5:34 PM Lye shows an expression of unimaginable horror.
5:34 PM [Witchblade] Or Elizabeth Batheroy, or however you spell her last name
5:34 PM [Lye] I am -NOT- drunk enough for this!
5:35 PM Witchblade smothers Lye with her breasts to eliminate the image of Aure bathing in infant blood
5:35 PM [Lye] Win.
5:35 PM [Lye] All better.
5:35 PM [Witchblade] Teehee ^_^

[Lye]

Lye approves this message.

[Silence Sei]

[Silence Sei] Either the ignorant casuals will get GTA V the award
[Silence Sei] Or they'll listen to the fans and give it to TLoU or Mario
[Silence Sei] Just, for the love of GOD not Gone Home
[Silence Sei] Once again, fuck Gone Home
[BlackAndBlueEyes] *
[Silence Sei] That whole game was just an experiment in putting up with how much unsexy lesbianism can you take
User Aurelianus Drak'shal has entered this room.
[Silence Sei] up
[Silence Sei] I said Lesbianism
[Silence Sei] and summoned Aurie

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I think Musashi has just hit the nail on the head so perfectly:


Callum: You dont RP Aur. You just cut loose.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Discussing a short story with Christoph, and I just had to share this.

I do believe this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me;


You're the only one I'd trust to work with me on it, since you've got a good mind of backstabbing.

Glad to see my best qualities are recognised.

[Dissinger]

ME: That was a declaration of love, and you threaten me?
Witchy: Eh, you'll get over it.
Me: of LOVE!
Witchy: Yeah, you'll get over it.

[Lye]

What happens when Lye drinks too much and tries to write with an awesome collaborator:


Lye donned his pink tuutuu and spun about his living quarters in solitary bliss. His grin spread from ear to ear in the absolute serentity of his guilty pleasure. Several rapps on the wooden door flung his steps to a twisted clusterfuck, crashing him into the ground. With tiara tangled in dishevelled titanum hair, he roared in reply to the disturbance.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!"

A timid voice on the opposite side stuttered before squeaking out, "But it's breakfast time m'lday..."

Lye let loose an exasperated sigh before righting his flamboyant self to his feet.

"I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAINING YOU TWIT!" he shouted, followed with pursed lips, folded dainty arms, and a sharp twist of his torso. It was a display of protest to an empty room.

[Witchblade]

Lmao!

[Witchblade]

(20:35:30) Aurelianus_Drak'shal creates a complicated love triangle, ending in incest and a suicide pact
(20:35:41) Witchblade rolls her eyes
(20:35:44) Witchblade: You're so dramatic
(20:36:27) Aurelianus_Drak'shal gasps in horror
(20:36:32) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: how can you say that!?
(20:36:41) Aurelianus_Drak'shal faints from shock
(20:36:45) Witchblade flicks her hair behind her back
(20:36:48) Witchblade: because it's true
(20:37:22) Aurelianus_Drak'shal falls to the floor, in the process losing the fake mustache.. he is Twitch's evil twin, Rodrigo!!
(20:37:46) Witchblade: Oh no!
(20:37:51) Witchblade: Rodrigo!
(20:37:55) Witchblade gasps
(20:38:13) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: That's right! It was I that walked out of the explosion at the mansion!
(20:38:17) BlackAndBlueEyes jumps in with a timely suspenseful organ stab
(20:38:30) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Twas I that claimed the family gold, and married Jannelle!
(20:38:40) Witchblade: No!
(20:38:45) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: and you fools were non the wiser! Mwahaha!
(20:38:46) Witchblade: You married Janelle!
(20:38:50) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: *none
(20:38:56) Witchblade walks over to Rodrigo and slaps him
(20:39:19) Witchblade: I can't believe you would leave me for Janelle, I loved you, I married you...I did those disgusting things because you said you loved me!
(20:39:32) Aurelianus_Drak'shal staggers back, trying to hide the fact he is wearing a fake lip over a real mustache
(20:39:51) Witchblade rips off the fake lip
(20:40:24) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Honey, it's me! I had to pretend to be Rodrigo pretending to be me so I could find out where our long lost baby you had while you were in the coma after your brain transplant was!
(20:40:41) Witchblade: You... oh, it really is you!
(20:40:45) Witchblade pounces on Twitch
(20:40:51) Witchblade: Did you find Joey-Jo-Jo?
(20:41:08) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: His name is Veronica now.. he's your mother-in-law
(20:41:20) Witchblade stands there in shock
(20:41:27) Witchblade: I...no... Veronica!?
(20:41:31) Witchblade: But, I had sex with her!

[Chelley]

(16:11:51) BlackAndBlueEyes: CHELLEY'S HERE
(16:11:53) BlackAndBlueEyes: CHELLEY'S HERE
(16:11:54) BlackAndBlueEyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g [She's a Witch! scene from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail]
(16:11:59) BlackAndBlueEyes: GET HERRRRRRRR
(16:12:14) Althanas: Tobias_Stalt has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:12:32) Witchblade: lol
(16:12:44) Althanas: Amber_Eyes has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:12:44) Witchblade: Therefore, if she weighs more than a duck, she's a witch!
(16:12:58) BlackAndBlueEyes: No no no
(16:13:11) BlackAndBlueEyes: If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore a witch.
(16:13:33) Witchblade: hahaha, my bad
(16:13:36) Witchblade: It's been a while
(16:16:30) BlackAndBlueEyes: Time for more of those mozzarella bites
(16:16:35) BlackAndBlueEyes: Those were better than they had any right to be
(16:16:38) Chelley: but what if I weigh more than duck?
(16:17:08) BlackAndBlueEyes: then we add more ducks to the scale until it balances
(16:17:13) Witchblade: lol
(16:17:24) Witchblade: Because that still means you're made of wood
(16:17:32) Witchblade: You just weigh a few ducks. :p
(16:19:42) Chelley: but but.. I'm not a witch...
(16:20:01) Chelley: I'd sink if you tossed me in the pond
(16:20:16) BlackAndBlueEyes: But you turned me into a newt!
(16:20:17) Witchblade: Andy, bring out your large scales!
(16:21:27) Chelley: you got better!
(16:21:43) Witchblade: She admitted it!
(16:21:47) Chelley: (i now need to watch this again)
(16:21:51) Witchblade: She's a witch! Burn her!!!
(16:21:56) Chelley: he obviously got better!
(16:22:01) Chelley: newts can't type!
(16:22:11) Witchblade: He's not talking right now
(16:22:20) Witchblade: She's a witch! She turned him back into a newt!
(16:22:21) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(16:22:25) Chelley: but he was! he's trying to trick you!
(16:22:50) Witchblade: Everyone knows that newts are telekinetic
(16:23:10) Chelley: they are not! that'a lie!
(16:23:26) Chelley: 'sides, YOU'RE the one with the word "witch" in her name!
(16:23:31) Chelley: *gasp*
(16:23:39) Chelley: she's trying to frame me!
(16:23:39) Witchblade: Lies and slander!
(16:23:47) Chelley: Witchblade is the REAL witch here!
(16:24:01) Witchblade: I do no weigh the same as a duck!
(16:24:04) Witchblade: *not
(16:24:32) Althanas: Tobias_Stalt logs into the Chat.
(16:24:41) BlackAndBlueEyes: Nobody who was a witch would willingly reveal so in their screenname
(16:24:43) BlackAndBlueEyes: therefore
(16:24:44) BlackAndBlueEyes: Chelley
(16:24:44) Chelley: neither do I
(16:25:18) BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh stop bitching and just tie yourself up to that pile of firewood over there already
(16:25:19) Tobias_Stalt: Solution: you are all witches and heretics. Die.
(16:25:20) Witchblade: Chelley is the witch! She's trying to sway the villagers to her side wit her powers!
(16:25:32) Witchblade gags Tobias
(16:25:37) Witchblade: He's a witch!
(16:25:53) Tobias_Stalt says, "mmmmph!"
(16:26:00) Chelley: YES!
(16:26:06) Chelley: Tobias is the witch!
(16:26:08) Chelley: Burn him!
(16:26:14) Witchblade: Burn them both!
(16:26:18) BlackAndBlueEyes: An acceptable substitue.
(16:26:23) Tobias_Stalt thinks, "what the fuck did I walk into."
(16:26:31) BlackAndBlueEyes: Tobias, I'm sure, weighs the same as a duck
(16:26:35) Chelley: there can only be one witch per 10 people
(16:26:40) BlackAndBlueEyes: And is therefore made of wood
(16:26:46) Tobias_Stalt weighs more like 5 stone.
(16:26:52) Witchblade throws Tobias on the scale and puts a duck ont he other side. They balance
(16:26:56) Chelley: therefore, since there is not more than 10 people in here, there can only be one witch
(16:26:57) Witchblade: He's made of wood!
(16:27:02) Chelley: and that witch is Tobias
(16:27:08) Chelley: the scales prove it!
(16:27:23) Tobias_Stalt is not made of wood, but ironically has wood at the mention of being burned alive.
(16:27:36) Chelley: *snrk*
(16:27:57) Witchblade pulls Tobias out of the scale and ties him up to the very large pole int he centre of all the fire wood
(16:28:03) Witchblade: Burn him!
(16:28:10) Tobias_Stalt is in heaven.
(16:28:24) BlackAndBlueEyes: IT QUALIFIES, TOBIAS
(16:28:25) BlackAndBlueEyes: BURN HIM
(16:28:41) Witchblade sets the wood on fire
(16:28:56) black_shadow: As w commend his soup to Atherius, blessing of the eigy devines fall upon you.
(16:29:11) Tobias_Stalt will remember all of you when it comes time to judge threads...
(16:30:00) Witchblade watched Tobias burn and roasts some marshmellows over the flames
(16:31:27) Tobias_Stalt: I could use a beard right now.
(16:31:58) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'd love to have my soup commended to Aetherius
(16:32:20) Witchblade: I'd love to... has a rum right now!
(16:32:26) Witchblade goes to make herself a drink
(16:33:53) black_shadow: Tht is why I hat my iPod... Soul* not soup
(16:34:03) Althanas: Tobias_Stalt has been logged out (Invalid IP address).
(16:36:17) Althanas: Odium logs into the Chat.
(16:37:47) BlackAndBlueEyes: No, shadow, it was better as soup.
(16:38:32) Witchblade eats the soup

[Witchblade]

(14:02:27) Tobias_Stalt: Also I've been told in no uncertain terms that I am a bomb kisser.
(14:02:38) Witchblade: lol
(14:02:40) Erikar: Likewise, Tobi. Chicks love the tongue.
(14:02:41) Tobias_Stalt: By exs.
(14:02:43) Erikar: First kiss i ever got
(14:02:44) Witchblade: You'll have to prove it some day ;)
(14:02:48) Erikar: <---- black girl in 4th grade.
(14:02:55) Erikar: Boom.
(14:03:08) Witchblade: lol
(14:03:13) Tobias_Stalt: Chicks love the tongue. I know that from experience. But not in their mouth. ;)
(14:03:27) Erikar: Chicks love my tongue, no matter where it goes ;3
(14:03:38) Witchblade: XD
(14:03:43) Althanas: Solar_Haven logs into the Chat.
(14:03:44) Witchblade: I'm... staying away
(14:03:47) Solar_Haven: back
(14:03:58) Tobias_Stalt: I have an ungodly sized tongue. It's not suited for French kissing.
(14:04:08) Erikar: XD
(14:04:10) Witchblade: o.O
(14:04:15) Witchblade: I've never heard that before
(14:04:34) Tobias_Stalt: It's good for everything else.
(14:04:35) Althanas: The_Duke has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:04:37) Althanas: The_Duke logs into the Chat.
(14:04:44) Witchblade: I'm not actually a big fan of french kissing. Most guys don't know how to do it. They just shove their tongues in your mouth and move around. It's like... ick.
(14:04:46) Lye: Erikar, I worked off the prices and gave you another quote.
(14:04:50) Tobias_Stalt: I had an ex who... erm...
(14:04:53) Erikar: Yay
(14:05:15) Witchblade: Who what?
(14:05:18) Witchblade: .
(14:05:20) Tobias_Stalt: Well, my tongue is a feasible substitute for certain eventualities. Let's say that.
(14:05:20) Lye: Wait, french kissing?
(14:05:28) Erikar: XD It's all about what you're into, Witch. I had one girlfriend who hated french kissing, said they reminded her of slugs.
(14:05:28) Witchblade: lol
(14:05:41) Lye: I have stories...
(14:05:43) Solar_Haven: slugs.. wiggling around in your mouth
(14:05:44) Lye: *shudder*
(14:05:55) Solar_Haven: i dont really.... i havent really been around...
(14:05:55) Witchblade: I mean, a little tongue here and there is good, but don't just shove it all in there
(14:05:55) Tobias_Stalt: Closed mouth kissing is more of an art than Frenching.
(14:06:25) Witchblade: Open mouth, with a little tongue is my preferred. Like you kind of go in for a lick basically. :p
(14:06:43) Erikar: XD
(14:06:45) Erikar: I cycle
(14:06:49) Lye: I used to be a promiscuous party boy in college.
(14:06:49) Tobias_Stalt: Knowing when to react or to lead is different from girl to girl.
(14:06:52) Erikar: start closed, go to lick, then BOOM
(14:07:01) Lye: So the styles I have experienced are varied greatly
(14:07:07) Witchblade: See, guys don't start closed though!
(14:07:11) Erikar: that is with my current girl, of course.
(14:07:14) Witchblade: They just go in for a kill and it ruins it
(14:07:16) Erikar: I start closed
(14:07:17) Tobias_Stalt: They should.
(14:07:17) Erikar: Always
(14:07:17) Lye: I named one the chicken kiss
(14:07:21) Lye: *shudder*
(14:07:26) Witchblade: You need to build up the anticipation
(14:07:43) Erikar: Ugh asian girlfriend, seventh grade. Just kinda flattened her lips for closed mouth. Terrible. Good french, though.
(14:07:49) Tobias_Stalt: I only open mouth once I've gotten a suitably pleasing response from the peanut gallery.
(14:07:49) Lye: Then you would like kissing me, Witchy. ;P
(14:07:58) Witchblade: Start closed, and slow, then shift your head an slowly start claiming a woman's mouth until you've got her shoved against a wall
(14:08:11) Erikar: THANK YOU WITCH
(14:08:12) Erikar: THANK YOU
(14:08:12) Lye: Yup, sounds accurate
(14:08:20) Witchblade: ^_^
(14:08:23) Tobias_Stalt: Love the wall. Fuck yes.
(14:08:27) Witchblade: See, I know how kisses should be done!
(14:08:29) Tobias_Stalt: Or counter. Counters also worm.
(14:08:33) Tobias_Stalt: Work*
(14:08:39) Erikar: Or beds
(14:08:41) Erikar: soft
(14:08:42) Erikar: <3
(14:08:43) Witchblade: Tables, couches, beds, shower... whatever
(14:08:50) Erikar: Sink
(14:08:51) Erikar: <3
(14:08:59) Lye: Shiza, forgot we have nubs in here.

[Chelley]

(14:08:59) Lye: Shiza, forgot we have nubs in here.

best line in that whole post! haha

[Witchblade]

(21:14:18) Witchblade: 'Ello
(21:14:55) Witchblade watches the tumbleweed roll by
(21:15:06) Chelley: is a witchy!
(21:15:10) Silence_Sei: *Pretends to be a tumbleweed.*
(21:15:11) Chelley: hiiiiii!!
(21:15:25) Chelley tackle-snuggles Witchy
(21:15:26) Witchblade pounces on Sei, thinking it's tumbleweed
(21:15:30) Witchblade: Hey Chelley!
(21:15:55) Chelley: how goes?
(21:16:21) Witchblade: Pretty good, just got out of a very hot shower, which has made me sleepy, you?
(21:16:32) Lye: Wait, a witch?!
(21:16:38) Lye: WHERE?!
(21:16:49) Chelley: just relaxin' and gathering laundry
(21:16:53) Silence_Sei: *pounced on, yelps*
(21:16:53) Chelley: over there!
(21:17:08) Chelley points in a far off direction
(21:17:11) Witchblade screams and kicks the tumbleweed away
(21:17:22) Silence_Sei: *In pain*
(21:17:25) Witchblade: That's not tumbleweed, it's a short, mute thing with orange hair!
(21:17:35) Lye: Ew...
(21:17:48) Silence_Sei: *Lasers Lye*
(21:17:49) Chelley: get it away!
(21:17:51) Witchblade: Lye, kill it!!!
(21:17:52) Lye: Sounds feral.
(21:17:56) Lye: Kill it!
(21:18:01) Lye: *stab*
(21:18:01) Chelley: kill it with fire!
(21:18:01) Silence_Sei: *Then has Drapegon Hentai him up*
(21:18:02) Witchblade: It's a Witch!
(21:18:06) Chelley: lots and lots of fire!
(21:18:25) Witchblade: It turns into tumbleweed, which burns! Therefore, it's a witch!!!
(21:18:35) Silence_Sei: *Drapegon's tentacle goes in one orifice and out the other*
(21:18:38) Lye: Augh! A witch!
(21:19:11) Lye: Damn.
(21:19:38) Witchblade: It has tentacles! Bur...wait a minute...
(21:19:43) Odium: Well I am excited.
(21:19:49) Witchblade drags that off to TBR (TM) (C) (R) to have some fun
(21:19:51) Silence_Sei: ...
(21:19:59) Odium: Wow.
(21:20:04) Odium: I said that at the worst possible junction.
(21:20:11) Silence_Sei: *Drapegon is subjected to Witchblade!*
(21:20:17) Silence_Sei: *It's Super Effective!*
(21:20:23) Lye: o.O
(21:20:43) Witchblade is now very satisfied
(21:20:53) Silence_Sei: *Drapegon fainted!*
(21:21:25) Witchblade leaves TBR (TM) (R) (C) after a successful 'battle'
(21:21:34) Chelley: *snrk*
(21:21:34) Witchblade: Victory!
(21:22:00) Silence_Sei: *Witchblade Received 300 GP for the victory*
(21:22:08) Silence_Sei: *Witchblade has defeated Trainer Sei*
(21:22:13) Witchblade: Yay!
(21:22:24) Silence_Sei: Trainer Sei: "Well done, maybe -you- should go to the Chibimon Leagues!"

[Enras]

(14:10:41) Quentin_Boone: Enras: The one where your character and Quentin meet for the first time... Basically, to act as a bit of backstory for the group.
(14:10:43) Aurelianus_Drak'shal punts Philomel over a wall
(14:10:46) Max_Dirks: :)
(14:10:49) Max_Dirks: hugs for all
(14:10:53) Philomel its punted over the wall
(14:10:59) Philomel cries when she lands on her head
(14:11:00) Witchblade: Noooo!!!!!
(14:11:02) Philomel: D:
(14:11:09) Witchblade heals Phi
(14:11:20) Lye: This is madness...
(14:11:21) Philomel is well again
(14:11:22) Enras: just made this
(14:11:24) Philomel: YEY
(14:11:27)
http://i.imgur.com/DJcTwkg.jpg

[Solar Haven]

(11:35:14) Witchblade falls asleep in the bath and drowns
(11:35:31) Solar_Haven: nooo!!!!
(11:35:35) Lye: 日本語お話しますが？
(11:35:41) Lye: Saeet.
(11:35:48) Lye: Sweet*
(11:36:04) Solar_Haven grabs her and gives cpr
(11:36:19) Witchblade is dead
(11:36:20) Lye: か*
(11:36:27) Solar_Haven: noo breath megan breath!
(11:36:40) Solar_Haven: ..
(11:36:45) Solar_Haven: yes you get what i mean...
(11:37:00) Lye: wait...
(11:37:11) Lye: You grabbed her? Perv...
(11:37:15) Max_Dirks: did I miss anything
(11:37:21) Solar_Haven: wouldnt be the first time...
(11:37:33) Solar_Haven: megan is dead... she drowned in the bathtub... but otherwise no
(11:37:34) Lye: Nope
(11:37:34) Witchblade: T-T
(11:37:46) Lye: Nothin to see here Dirks.
(11:37:52) Lye: <.<
(11:37:53) Solar_Haven: move along
(11:37:56) Solar_Haven: >.>
(11:38:03) Witchblade floats in the water

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Fox got us on to the subject of love, which spawned a lengthy debate. But, in true Chat form, we soon devolved to this.

I love Althanas.


(03:14:53) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Love is being able to use your spouse as an excuse to watch shit TV :P
(03:15:02) Hysteria: ^ bamn
(03:15:04) Silence_Sei: Aurie's got it!
(03:15:05) Hysteria: got it
(03:15:05) Amber_Eyes: haha
(03:15:14) Hysteria: write a book
(03:15:20) Tobias_Stalt: Is the second thought "I'm lying to myself?"
(03:15:30) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: You're the fourth person to tell me that today, Hys 0.o
(03:15:34) Hysteria: oprah will get on it, then you'll be rich
(03:15:40) Silence_Sei: But he's also from Scotland
(03:15:43) Silence_Sei: So his argument is invalid
(03:15:46) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Same response - it'd get banned for pornography, and cause mass suicides.
(03:15:53) Silence_Sei: And will be fought upon
(03:16:00) Hysteria: think of that line in his wonderful tones
(03:16:15) Silence_Sei: "Aurie shades of...darkness?"
(03:16:29) Hysteria: rather than that weird indian/scottish/thing you had going on :p
(03:16:43) Hysteria: Colour of black
(03:16:50) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: 'Twitch; Seriously, cutter, don't fucking read this! I'm serious! No, this isn;t a joke! Don't open the cover!'
(03:17:10) Silence_Sei: "This is like the necronomicon! You open this shit, you will be dead by dawn!"
(03:17:17) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: hehe
(03:17:20) Tobias_Stalt: Aure is the next Orson Wells.
(03:17:22) Fox_Owen_Xavier: I think Aure will unfortunately only become famous after his death if he writes a book. His ideas are just too great for the current generation to understand

[Lye]

Torin hears about a potential airship:


(17:09:29) Lye: I already have a new member for you too Torin: Leoric.
(17:09:29) Torin_Reahkari: no, but you can shoot a dragon from one
(17:09:44) Lye: Bar brawling drunk that is also in the process of securing an airship.
(17:09:51) Lye: Perfect pirate.
(17:09:59) Torin_Reahkari: oh sweet, is this dude like an actual person or just a character
(17:10:20) Lye: He is a player character if that's what you mean
(17:10:43) Lye: He will often be logged in as Solar_Haven.
(17:10:45) Torin_Reahkari: yeah
(17:10:49) Torin_Reahkari: awesome
(17:10:59) Torin_Reahkari: i'm so stoked. if the BSA had its own airship i'd probably shit.
(17:11:13) Lye: Figured you like that. :)
(17:11:34) Lye: Might have to make him an admiral or captain.
(17:11:41) Torin_Reahkari: don't care
(17:11:47) Lye: XD
(17:11:54) Torin_Reahkari: he can be grand master awesome if he lets me use his airship
(17:12:06) Lye: lol

[Witchblade]

09:51:48) Krausus: Witchy, are you still a mod?
(09:51:56) Quentin_Boone: And that's how she ended up in her 'profession'
(09:51:57) Krausus: Nvm
(09:51:59) Witchblade: No
(09:51:59) Quentin_Boone: *?
(09:52:04) Witchblade: Yep
(09:52:09) Krausus: ...
(09:52:30) Otto: Maybe
(09:52:33) Althanas: Odium logs into the Chat.
(09:52:41) Witchblade: sometimes
(09:52:46) Witchblade: But only on days that end in y
(09:52:56) Quentin_Boone: Lol
(09:53:03) Otto: Or those which don't. But only on occasion.
(09:53:24) Witchblade: Sometimes days that begin in T, but only if followed by a day that starts with a W.
(09:54:44) Quentin_Boone: And only on months that have more than 28 days?
(09:55:13) Witchblade: No, only on months that end in an odd number. :p

[Ashla]

Kroom: Sei, you still around?
(18:31:58) Althanas: BlueGhostofSeaside enters the channel.
(18:32:20) BlueGhostofSeaside: *Silence*
(18:32:30) Kroom: *Sei*

[Lye]

(21:05:08) Althanas: Enigmatic_Immortal logs into the Chat.
(21:05:21) Lye: I need to write a post to whoop Jensen's ass.
(21:05:24) Lye: er..
(21:05:34) Enigmatic_Immortal: these things happen
(21:05:52) Lye: Lovingly surrender to his pulsating muscles?
(21:05:55) Lye: <.<
(21:06:01) Enigmatic_Immortal: im not Cronen
(21:06:10) Lye: Badum Tiss!
(21:06:13) Lye: Well done.
(21:06:17) Enigmatic_Immortal: lol
(21:06:28) Enigmatic_Immortal: Credit goes to you for set up
(21:06:35) Enigmatic_Immortal: I want to Thank my mom, and dad, god, and Dirks
(21:06:40) Enigmatic_Immortal: for this joke of the moment
(21:06:49) Lye: Oh Stahp. :p

[Torin Reahkari]

(02:10:12) Tobias_Stalt: Hmmm.
(02:10:17) Tobias_Stalt: Now, for a dance.
(02:10:28) Tobias_Stalt: Otto, give me the steps.
(02:12:09) Otto: It's just a jump to the left
(02:12:16) Otto: And then a step to the right
(02:12:25) Tobias_Stalt: Oh gods.
(02:12:29) Otto: Put your hands on your hips
(02:12:35) Luned: haha
(02:12:36) Otto: And pull your knees in tight
(02:13:08) Otto: Dance-off with Thor, go!
(02:13:14) Tobias_Stalt: AND DO A PELVIC THRUUUUUUUST.

I come back from a quick search to this..The chat's a dark place at night, guys.

[Mordelain]

(18:03:51) BlackAndBlueEyes: Hmm.
(18:17:18) Max_Dirks: butt sex
(18:21:27) BlackAndBlueEyes: Sounds lovely.
(18:24:29) Luned: you're not very good at this PG thing


Odd thing to log in on.

[Witchblade]

(18:52:20) BlackAndBlueEyes: during which the briarheart she now has shoots vines through her left arm and tears it up
(18:52:34) Astrid_Whitepeak: Ow...
(18:52:37) BlackAndBlueEyes: So now she's out two arms
(18:52:37) Philomel: Thinking of making her with just more and more powerful senses
(18:52:49) Philomel: Ohhhhhh
(18:52:55) Philomel: Arms.
(18:53:04) Witchblade: ohhh, I have a few things those vines could be used for ;)
(18:53:14) BlackAndBlueEyes: The vines will replace the wires, Megan!
(18:53:15) Philomel: Dirty!!!
(18:53:26) Witchblade: *sad panda*

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

(02:32:42) Luned: You are the only devil on althanas as far as I'm concerned

I do believe this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[black shadow]

(14:26:47) matthewkuch: Me: "Hey what are you eating under there?"
(14:26:58) matthewkuch: Black Shadow: "under where?"
(14:27:13) matthewkuch: Me: "You are eating underwear???"
(14:27:28) matthewkuch: Black Shadow: "wow kuch. wow"

Oh Kuch, what are we going to do with you?

[Otto]

Wherein Aur comes up with one brilliant idea, and we learn that genius is catching.


(23:59:20) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: hmm.. duelling rocks
(23:59:24) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: each person gets a brick
(23:59:46) Otto: Could be. I mean, there's a certain thread with a dwarf who has a couple of handbows
(00:00:14) Otto: I can't remember the name of the thread, but it's totally kickin'
(00:00:30) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: I thought you might have been referencing a return of Grimhildr
(00:00:31) Lye: The bolts have to be crooked.
(00:00:31) Otto: Hahaha, dueling bricks? I love it
(00:00:40) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: with some new shiny toys
(00:00:55) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: :P it;s how we Scots solve our differences
(00:01:04) Otto: Well, her fate hasn't yet been cemented. Who knows, maybe she'll bust out
(00:01:20) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: I liked her.
(00:01:22) Althanas: Luned has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:01:26) Otto: Ain't no prison who can hold this one-eyed bearded old crazy dwarf cat lady, mm-mm
(00:01:31) Otto: *which can
(00:01:42) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: wait.. :P I just had a minor idea
(00:02:02) Otto: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I"M THINKING, B1?
(00:02:03) Lye: Like jailbait minor or small minor?
(00:02:17) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: XD small
(00:02:29) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: That depends - what are you thinking Otto dear? :P
(00:02:40) Otto: Say it together on 3
(00:02:43) Otto: 1
(00:02:46) Otto: 2
(00:02:50) Otto: 3
(00:02:57) Otto: Shrikehold
(00:02:58) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Shrikehold
(00:03:07) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: XD yes!!
(00:03:09) Otto: Bitch yes
(00:03:31) Lye: ^ Male Bonding

[Otto]

Double post, sorry, but Witchy was going to cry if I didn't post this, because she can't at the moment.


(00:04:43) Otto: It has boobies
(00:05:12) Witchblade: Oh! I'm on break, it's fine. Just fucking spell out not safe for work, can't keep all these damn acronyms straight.
(00:05:26) Fox_Owen_Xavier: Yay, stage 4 of 11 done.
(00:05:32) Otto: NSFW! http://i.imgur.com/BPRGRrP.jpg NSFW!
(00:05:41) Otto: So, as a Canadian
(00:05:45) Otto: What the hell is this about?
(00:06:01) Witchblade: Bwahahahaha!!!
(00:06:08) Astrid_Whitepeak: ...never seen THAT before
(00:06:33) Witchblade: That is a traditional outfit that we Canadians use.
(00:06:46) Otto: But why
(00:07:22) Witchblade: Once a year we celebrate the great moose migration. Traditionally, one woman from the village would be nominated to wear the moose outfit and run alongside the moose as they migrate to the south.
(00:07:42) Witchblade: Now they just do it as a way of honouring the past.
(00:08:09) Otto: Ah, tradition
(00:08:36) Astrid_Whitepeak: Be right back, two shakes
(00:08:36) Witchblade: Mmhmm
(00:08:44) Witchblade shakes
(00:09:06) Quentin_Boone: I need to go to Canada more, it seems.
(00:09:11) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(00:09:41) Witchblade: A lot of babies are made during the great moose migration. :p
(00:10:26) Witchblade: It's why there are so many July/August babies in Canada-Land.
(00:11:18) Otto: I'll bet, it's such an alluring costume

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Me:
you have your cordyceps, I am aiming for my fleshcrafting... if we worked together, we could make ourselves something truly terrifying

Andy:
I would totally be down for that

Me:
we need to create something truly nightmarish

Andy:
Yesssssss

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/Anarchist147/tumblr_n1opmmBGar1qd9qa2o1_500_zps1d9580b5.jpg

Andy:
Oh lawrdy that's horrifying XD

Let's make an army of them

Me:
I picture you and I having a meeting with Lye.

"So, what can your new beasts do for the Order?"

We look over at the single beast, surrounded by twenty armed initiates. Camera pans back to Lye's face as the sounds of screaming and wet meat tearing deafens the audience

We just smile.

Andy:
After the chaos settles, Maddy simply says, "That's our boy!"

Wait... No... "That's our boy... abomination... homonculous thing."

Me:
"We're callin' 'im Big Junior" XD

Andy:
Hahahahahahaha

Brilliant

Big Junior.

I actually laughed out loud at that one.

[black shadow]

(07:28:53) black_shadow: I'm all alone
(07:28:59) black_shadow: There's no one here beside me
(07:29:06) black_shadow: My problems have all gone
(07:30:14) black_shadow: There's no one to deride meeeeeee!
(07:30:16) black_shadow: ...
(07:30:36) black_shadow: But you gotta have friends!!
(07:30:49) black_shadow: the feeling is oh so strong
(07:30:58) black_shadow: you gotta have friends, to make your day last long
(07:31:09) black_shadow: I had some friends but they're gone,
(07:31:18) black_shadow: something came and took them away
(07:31:27) black_shadow: from the dust to the dawn
(07:31:36) black_shadow: here is where I'll stay
(07:31:45) black_shadow: Standing at the end of the road, waiting for my new friend to come
(07:31:55) black_shadow: I'll don't care if they're hungry and cold, I'm gonna get me some

This is what happens whenever I'm the only person in chat.

[Ashla]

xD
I didn't save the conversation, but when I was alone the crickets invaded... until more people came in and honorificly killed them...

[black shadow]

(19:03:52) Tobias_Stalt: Alright. Motion to make all changes to judging protocol fuck right off.
(19:04:07) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'll do you one better
(19:04:16) BlackAndBlueEyes: Motion to do away with judging altogether and score every thread a 70
(19:04:23) Silence_Sei: AYE!
(19:04:24) Tobias_Stalt: No. Hahaha.
(19:04:28) Silence_Sei: YOU HAVE MY SWORD
(19:04:37) Tobias_Stalt: AND MY AXE.
(19:04:42) BlackAndBlueEyes: Tobi
(19:04:47) black_shadow: You have my Bow!
(19:04:48) Silence_Sei: We'll just do it like Syndrome
(19:04:53) BlackAndBlueEyes: You're a floppy, half-hearted wank then.
(19:04:54) Silence_Sei: "Once everyone is 70....."
(19:05:00) Silence_Sei: "hehehehe....no one will be."
(19:05:18) Tobias_Stalt: I don't want everyone to get 70s.
(19:05:19) Kroom: AND MY DICK -err, BOW.
(19:05:41) Tobias_Stalt: I'd rather give them all 35s.
(19:05:53) Roht_Mirage: And my stick?
(19:05:58) Silence_Sei: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140113154106/disney/images/2/2e/Incredibles-syndrome.jpg
(19:06:19) Kroom: Sei-ndrome.
(19:06:28) Silence_Sei: Anyone ever realize what Syndrome really is?
(19:06:31) Tobias_Stalt: Fuck all the things.
(19:06:32) Silence_Sei: Kroom
(19:06:34) Silence_Sei: Thank you.
(19:06:38) Silence_Sei: Next Avatar Confirmed
(19:06:47) Tobias_Stalt: Lmfao
(19:06:50) Silence_Sei: Syndrome is Chucky from Child's Play
(19:07:01) Tobias_Stalt: I need you darling, won't you set the tone...
(19:07:07) Silence_Sei: He got into the body of a redheaded boy
(19:07:12) Tobias_Stalt: FUUUUUCK
(19:07:25) Silence_Sei: and, in an effort to cover up, decided to try and 'be a hero'
(19:07:26) Tobias_Stalt: Ev. I'm so tired.
(19:07:30) Silence_Sei: He ould be Inredi-boy
(19:07:34) Silence_Sei: could*
(19:07:41) Silence_Sei: Once dejected by Mr. Incredible
(19:07:46) Silence_Sei: He had all the excuse he needed
(19:07:49) Silence_Sei: To kill again
(19:08:38) Kroom: Why you tired, foo'?
(19:08:50) Tobias_Stalt: I worked over time today.
(19:08:55) Althanas: Flames_of_Hyperion logs out of the Chat.
(19:08:56) Althanas: Whispers_of_Abyssion logs into the Chat.
(19:08:59) Althanas: Whispers_of_Abyssion logs out of the Chat.
(19:09:00) Althanas: Flames_of_Hyperion logs into the Chat.
(19:09:03) Silence_Sei: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-haNo1nA5vK8/TY_-oX8J1vI/AAAAAAAA10c/O4yzZj5uWXQ/s400/7f6ffaa6bb0b408017b62254211691b5%2B%25281%2529.jpg"]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-haNo1nA5vK8/TY_-oX8J1vI/AAAAAAAA10c/O4yzZj5uWXQ/s400/7f6ffaa6bb0b408017b62254211691b5%2B%25281%2529.jpg
(19:09:11) Silence_Sei: Tell me that isn't fucking Syndrome
(19:09:13) Silence_Sei: TELL ME
(19:09:17) black_shadow: ....................
(19:09:24) black_shadow: I see it now...
(19:09:50) Silence_Sei: You never think about it, until you see them together
(19:10:00) Silence_Sei: and then your mind just goes "UAHDYHBDHJKDBHJSKBSJHJK FUCK!"
(19:10:21) BlackAndBlueEyes: That isn't Syndrome.
(19:10:39) BlackAndBlueEyes: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120415032344/disney/images/7/7a/Syndrome_Close_Up.jpg"]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120415032344/disney/images/7/7a/Syndrome_Close_Up.jpg
(19:10:41) Silence_Sei: YOU LIE!
(19:10:43) BlackAndBlueEyes: That's Syndrome.
(19:10:51) Silence_Sei: THEY'RE THE SAME!
(19:11:15) Silence_Sei: Blue eyes
(19:11:17) Silence_Sei: Red hair
(19:11:19) Silence_Sei: freckles
(19:11:22) Silence_Sei: buck teeth
(19:11:30) Silence_Sei: barely, if any, eyebrows
(19:11:46) Silence_Sei: Elaborate murder methods
(19:11:53) Kroom: Ohshite, son.
(19:11:53) Silence_Sei: pretends to be your friend til you slight him

...It all makes sense now...

[Ashla]

(20:12:25) Tobias_Stalt: If you click someone's name and hit the enter button...
(20:12:30) Tobias_Stalt: Yep.
(20:12:39) Erikar: Tobias_Stalt
(20:12:39) Tobias_Stalt: Tobias_Stalt
(20:12:48) Tobias_Stalt: Exactly.
(20:12:52) Tobias_Stalt: Erikar
(20:12:53) Erikar: XD
(20:12:57) Erikar: BlueGhostofSeaside
(20:13:02) Tobias_Stalt: BlackAndBlueEyes
(20:13:12) BlueGhostofSeaside: Tobias_StaltErikarAlthanasBlackA​ndBlueEyesQuentin _Boone
(20:13:26) Tobias_Stalt: Althanas lololol
(20:13:31) BlueGhostofSeaside: xD
(20:13:42) Erikar: BlackAndBlueGhostofTobias_Stalt
(20:13:50) Tobias_Stalt: O.o
(20:14:01) Tobias_Stalt: Scariest threesome ever.
(20:14:06) Erikar: O_O
(20:14:09) BlueGhostofSeaside: LOL
(20:14:46) Tobias_Stalt: Now then.

xD

[Roht Mirage]

(08:43:44) Roht_Mirage: https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10373729_10152032367665728_3839062759216402669_n.j pg
(08:43:52) Roht_Mirage: I'll see myself out.
(08:43:54) Tobias_Stalt: Why the fuck is changing the map such a big deal. Honestly, I'd written more than half my shit (more than that) without ever seeing a map. The first time I saw a map was in that discussion.
(08:44:31) Silence_Sei: Jason
(08:44:45) Tobias_Stalt: Also, Breaker Porn would be a good continent. We could isolate it from the rest of Althanas forever.
(08:44:48) Silence_Sei: While you were being funny, you are seeing the point a lot better than most
(08:45:20) Silence_Sei: And that is that that map is just a fraction of the actual planet of Althanas
(08:45:22) Roht_Mirage: ... I don't want to have a point. Don't legitimize what I just did.
(08:45:31) Tobias_Stalt: LMFAO
(08:45:39) Mordelain: 600ml of Tsingtao and the world is a better place.
(08:45:41) Tobias_Stalt: "DONT LEGITIMIZE WHAT I JUST DID."
(08:45:59) Silence_Sei: The reason we're set on making maps is because we want to expand out into the world.
(08:46:08) Silence_Sei: IF we can get some new player created content
(08:46:14) Tobias_Stalt: Quote of the fucking year

MAP IS WORK IN PROGRESS. No one flip shit. We'll make sure Lye stops Fallien from humping Raiaera's leg. Also, I call Fluttershy.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

(18:42:06) Lye: We'll have to start putting an R rating next to all of Aure's posts.
(18:42:19) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: This thread is rated 'Aur'
(18:42:29) Lye: XD
(18:42:37) Knifer: Lord yes.

It shall be done.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

This is why I love Althanas.


(15:43:08) Hysteria: its pretty hard, there is an oversupply at the moment in people with science degrees. We get people with PhDs applying for jobs that don't need a degree O.o
(15:43:09) Althanas: Max_Dirks logs out of the Chat.
(15:43:57) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Tell them they're overqualified, ship me over, and let me at the deaders
(15:44:15) Althanas: Christoph has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:44:25) Hysteria: you'd fit in with the other UKers we have :p
(15:45:46) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: If by that, you mean wearing their skin and doing my kooky dance..
(15:45:48) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: then yes
(15:46:16) Hysteria: with that attidute, how can I afford not to hire you?!
(15:46:29) Hysteria: *attitude
(15:46:55) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: EXACTLY
(15:47:15) Roht_Mirage: "Channel 9 News. Ma'am, can you tell us what you saw?" "He- He just pushed right by me saying 'let me at the deaders'. Then he.... he... *hysterical weeping*"
(15:48:26) Hysteria: and the honking... the inhumane honking!
(15:49:00) Roht_Mirage: I was already imagining him carving new holes when he got bored with the existing ones.... the honking makes it so much worse.

[Alyssa Snow]

Have you drank poop today? Well, try diet Althanas. Now with "genetically modified" time!

Brought to you by Monsanto.


(13:28:02) Fez_The_Kid: Animals can be crazy sometimes.
(13:28:28) Fez_The_Kid: Giraffes can clean their ears with their tongue.
(13:28:33) Fez_The_Kid: Ew.
(13:28:50) Roht_Mirage: Well, that's an image in my head now. -_-
(13:29:20) Alyssa_Snow: You mean the people that pick the pick the coffee beans from animal dung, roast it, then buy it for $100/lbs, and drink it aren't crazy?
(13:29:29) Alyssa_Snow: o.O
(13:30:07) Fez_The_Kid: Yep.
(13:30:37) Roht_Mirage: I think it's the $ part that makes it not crazy.
(13:30:45) Roht_Mirage: Wait. Sorry.
(13:30:50) Roht_Mirage: I thought you said sell.
(13:30:58) Roht_Mirage: Yeah, the people buying are nuts.
(13:31:00) Fez_The_Kid: I'm not sure if they are aware of their consumption to the world's largest land mammal's poop.
(13:31:20) Fez_The_Kid: of*
(13:31:31) Alyssa_Snow: Do you guys drink diet sodas?
(13:31:38) Alyssa_Snow: Or diet anything?
(13:32:03) Alyssa_Snow: Or use sweet & low, equal, etc?
(13:32:11) Roht_Mirage: Nope. I barely drink regular soda, and other stuff with those "diet" sweeteners that I've tried normally taste pretty awful.
(13:32:13) Fez_The_Kid: Yeah, we have.
(13:32:26) Fez_The_Kid: Were you referring to me?
(13:32:29) Alyssa_Snow: Well let me ruin your lives.
(13:32:31) Alyssa_Snow: http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2013/08/26/Aspartame-patent-reveals-E-coli-feces-used/8131377527919/
(13:32:42) Alyssa_Snow: Enjoy.
(13:32:50) Fez_The_Kid: Hmm.
(13:32:50) Alyssa_Snow: You crazy animals you.
(13:33:14) Roht_Mirage: Monsanto?!
(13:33:17) Roht_Mirage: For gods sake.
(13:34:21) Fez_The_Kid: Oh, craaaaaaaap.
(13:34:30) Roht_Mirage: Somewhere, there's a Monsanto board room full of jerks laughing about feeding people E. Coli feces and suing farmers for seed migration.
(13:35:19) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes has been logged out (Timeout).
(13:35:22) Alyssa_Snow: So yeah.
(13:35:26) Alyssa_Snow: Deadly bacteria poop soda.
(13:35:29) Alyssa_Snow: Yum.
(13:35:41) Fez_The_Kid: It's still tasty.
(13:35:43) Fez_The_Kid: At least.
(13:35:58) Roht_Mirage: That's why proper truth in labeling will never become a thing.
(13:36:00) Alyssa_Snow: Diabetic? Here, drink some poop.
(13:36:47) Alyssa_Snow: Yeah.
(13:36:59) Alyssa_Snow: Though the truth is out there.
(13:37:13) Fez_The_Kid: And everybody still drinks it.
(13:37:14) Alyssa_Snow: Just takes some jerk in a chat room to point you in the right direction.
(13:37:17) Alyssa_Snow: XD
(13:37:49) Alyssa_Snow: I like the defense though.
(13:38:08) Alyssa_Snow: "These are genetically modified deadly bacteria. They're the friendly kind!"
(13:38:22) Fez_The_Kid: Lawl
(13:38:22) Alyssa_Snow: ._.
(13:38:43) Alyssa_Snow: So...
(13:38:52) Alyssa_Snow: And correct me if my line of thinking is off
(13:39:07) Fez_The_Kid: Sure.
(13:39:11) Alyssa_Snow: We can make E.Coli friendly but we're still baffled by cancer?!
(13:39:18) Roht_Mirage: Genetically modified is the great handwave of the modern age. It's like how Althanas stuff gets weird and people just shrug and say, "Eh, magic."
(13:39:32) Alyssa_Snow: or liquid time.
(13:39:45) Alyssa_Snow: Sorry, "genetically modified" time.
(13:40:13) Roht_Mirage: True. Liquid time is more Althanas. 'Magic' as an easy out is just fantasy in general.
(13:40:35) Roht_Mirage: I'm going to start calling it "genetically modified" time.
(13:40:51) Alyssa_Snow: lol me too
(13:40:59) Roht_Mirage: Brought to you by Monsanto.
(13:41:05) Alyssa_Snow: XD
(13:41:08) Roht_Mirage: Little logo in the corner.
(13:41:10) Alyssa_Snow: Diet Althanas
(13:41:27) Roht_Mirage: No thanks. I prefer Althanas Classic.
(13:41:47) Alyssa_Snow: lol

[Warpath]

(20:46:57) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: it's like Morph had a baby with your nightmares
(20:49:23) Warpath: I love to hate it
(20:49:41) Warpath: it is perfect
(20:50:00) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: :P honestly, this was just half an hour of me killing time.. and it led to me creating the best thing since Junior
(20:50:37) Warpath: I guess now we know what happens when the devil gets idle hands

Truth.

[Luned]

Well, I tried...



(20:49:17) Remedy: Greetings potential customers!
(20:49:36) Fez_The_Kid: Greetings..?
(20:49:51) Remedy: Salutations?
(20:50:17) Althanas: Dissinger has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:51:38) Remedy: Anyone in need for a merchant extraordinary for their quests?
(20:52:14) Luned: I think Aurelianus Drak'shal would have use for you, should send him a PM
(20:52:27) Warpath: Hahahaha
(20:52:40) Warpath: Do NOT do that
(20:52:42) Fez_The_Kid: I'm not asking about the word.
(20:52:46) Remedy: I don't mix too much with tieflings, make my teeth itch
(20:52:46) Fez_The_Kid: >_>
(20:52:57) Warpath: Oh good, you're aware of him

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I'm glad to have witnessed this:


(20:17:21) Flames_of_Hyperion: Given that my cabinet's probably the only one in Edinburgh not upgraded to Infinity, I wouldn't be surprised...
(20:19:27) Karuka: Write them a very strongly worded letter?
(20:19:57) Karuka: You can talk them into submission!
(20:20:01) Rayse_Valentino: the british way
(20:20:24) Karuka: The Flames way. XD
(20:20:29) Karuka: (You know I love you.)
(20:20:47) Rayse_Valentino: the problem is no one would read flames' letter
(20:20:51) Rayse_Valentino: because it would come in leatherback
(20:21:23) Rayse_Valentino: i totally used the wrong word there
(20:21:27) Rayse_Valentino: but you get the picture
(20:22:51) Flames_of_Hyperion: Sorry Rayse. I just had the vision of me carving words into the backs of turtles and sending them to BT...
(20:23:11) Flames_of_Hyperion: ... don't know if there's enough of them left in the world for one of my posts...
(20:23:49) Rayse_Valentino: they would certainly pay attention then at least

[Hysteria]

Ever wonder what happens when only Roht is in chat by himself?


(19:52:40) Roht_Mirage: With the air, like I don't care baby by the way
(19:52:52) Roht_Mirage: Because I'm happy
(19:53:03) Roht_Mirage: Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(19:53:13) Roht_Mirage: Because I'm happy
(19:53:23) Roht_Mirage: Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(19:53:31) Roht_Mirage: Because I'm happy
(19:53:42) Roht_Mirage: Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(19:53:54) Roht_Mirage: Because I'm happy
(19:54:04) Roht_Mirage: Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
(20:25:09) Althanas: Hysteria logs into the Chat.
(20:25:18) Hysteria: ...
(20:25:43) Roht_Mirage: <_<
(20:25:50) Hysteria: this is going in the chat thread

[Taviri Ambria]

(17:25:43) Taviri_Ambria: Mmmm mudshovel.
(17:25:54) grim137: Mudshovel?
(17:26:48) Taviri_Ambria: Stains - mudshovel
(17:26:55) Taviri_Ambria: *Staind
(17:27:24) Taviri_Ambria: Old guy music.
(17:28:09) BlackAndBlueEyes: Ewww Staind
(17:28:33) Taviri_Ambria: Ewww Andy.
(17:28:34) grim137: Eh, they're alright.
(17:28:49) BlackAndBlueEyes: It's like... Mopey Fred Durst.
(17:29:09) Taviri_Ambria: Except I listen to Fred Durst too.
(17:29:17) Taviri_Ambria: So grays on that one...
(17:29:23) BlackAndBlueEyes: :/
(17:29:23) Taviri_Ambria: *grats
(17:29:48) Taviri_Ambria: Wes Borland recent did music for Riot Studios. Was kinda cool.
(17:29:56) Luned: it's okay Andy, I'll listen to Taylor Swift with you in this other corner
(17:31:06) BlackAndBlueEyes: SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
(17:32:11) Taviri_Ambria: Don't make me start singing bookie in here.
(17:32:18) Taviri_Ambria: *nookie
(17:32:32) grim137: Are we confessing are musical sins now? Like is the part where I'm supposed to admit that I don't hate Nickleback.
(17:32:41) Karuka: And I'm just over here, watching Criminal Minds..
(17:32:58) Quentin_Boone: I actually like Nickelback.
(17:33:03) Taviri_Ambria: I don't either. Dark Horse was a passable albulm.
(17:34:10) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'm having so many sads right now
(17:34:20) Taviri_Ambria: I love how Michelle is sitting there giggling in the corner shaking her head at the strange turn this talk has taken.

[Christoph]

(22:15:54) Christoph: Hmmm... what should the exact prompt be?
(22:17:01) Amber_Eyes: I'm terrible at prompts, so I'm no help
(22:18:06) BlackAndBlueEyes: "Your character is in a high-stakes poker game. What is on the line, and what is the outcome?"
(22:18:29) Christoph: This is October, Andy. It needs to be spooky
(22:20:54) BlackAndBlueEyes: "Your character is in a high-stakes poker game against a ghost. What is on the line, and what is the outcome?"

[Hysteria]

Ass Puns!

(22:22:19) Quentin_Boone: But they ran out of bricks, so the bloke in charge told the workers to "Just bung a low roof on it, it'll be fine."
(22:22:26) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(22:22:50) Hysteria: I traced that starchie face, I need to add some more frames to the walk, and the wave (i actually forgot to loop it more)and join the scream with the look of surprise.
(22:22:57) Hysteria: and that is a horrible pun...
(22:23:00) Hysteria: I love it :D
(22:23:08) Quentin_Boone: It isn't horrible.
(22:23:26) Hysteria: its horipun?
(22:23:28) Quentin_Boone: I remember my granddad telling me that when I was a kid :)
(22:23:44) Hysteria: I text a friend of my walking dad jokes all the time
(22:23:50) Hysteria: *of mine
(22:24:03) Quentin_Boone: Lol.
(22:24:11) Hysteria: speaking of which, have you guys seen the movie Constipation?
(22:24:23) Quentin_Boone: I don't think I want to?
(22:24:38) Hysteria: you probably havent...
(22:24:47) Hysteria: because it hasn't come OUT YET!
(22:25:02) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
(22:25:10) Quentin_Boone: Although, out of pure morbid curiosity, I did watch both Human Centipede movies.
(22:25:16) Hysteria: :D:D:D:D:D:D
(22:25:25) Quentin_Boone: Oh... Dear.
(22:25:30) Luned: I'm glad you guys are feeding me all these gems of humor, this way I won't be boring when I get coffee with that guy in a bit
(22:25:31) Quentin_Boone bans Hysteria.
(22:25:47) Hysteria: oh gawd
(22:25:53) Hysteria: worse meeting/date ever
(22:25:58) Quentin_Boone: Wait...
(22:26:01) Hysteria: save yourself from my puns!
(22:26:08) Quentin_Boone: Is this the skin stealer dude?
(22:26:20) Luned: he doesn't steal skins
(22:26:23) Luned: (to my knowledge)
(22:26:30) Quentin_Boone: (Sorry, that's all I took away from that conversation)
(22:26:34) Hysteria: also, watch the movie Bad Milo, its about a butt demon, and hilarious
(22:26:59) Luned: butt... demon?
(22:27:19) Hysteria: yesh
(22:27:25) Hysteria: his name is milo
(22:27:27) Luned: someone this weekend was talking about making a butt zine, with comics about butts. that may be my next fancy project
(22:27:40) Hysteria: OMG
(22:27:49) Hysteria: Call it the Butt of the Joke!
(22:27:56) Luned: haha
(22:28:08) Luned: Kori wants to call it "Asses for All Seasons"
(22:28:28) Althanas: Karuka logs into the Chat.
(22:28:35) Quentin_Boone: Sounds like a fun assignment ;)
(22:28:44) Hysteria: I suppose that is better than my next option... The adventure of Buttman
(22:28:55) Hysteria: ha! Nice one Quentin
(22:28:55) Karuka: Raaaawrrr...
(22:29:05) Hysteria: Buttman... he's behind you.
(22:29:11) Quentin_Boone: Thanks.
(22:29:21) Luned: ... I guess I should actually get around to this meeting prep I meant to be doing but totally didn't
(22:29:40) Hysteria: and I love you too in dinosaur Karu :p
(22:29:54) Luned: hello
(22:29:59) Quentin_Boone: Don't put your new comic to the bottom, though
(22:30:06) Quentin_Boone: ;) :-)
(22:30:09) Hysteria: !
(22:30:12) Hysteria: love it
(22:30:21) Hysteria: hire me and Quentin as your writers for the comic!
(22:30:26) Karuka: It's too early in the morning to go to work. :(
(22:30:27) Quentin_Boone: I'm a punmeister!!
(22:30:51) Hysteria: Ooow, you could do a shakesperian strip, a Tale of Two Asses
(22:31:08) Quentin_Boone: If you don't prioritise it, Luned, you'll have piles of work to do.
(22:31:12) Quentin_Boone grinz.
(22:31:19) Hysteria: omg
(22:31:22) Hysteria: gold
(22:31:40) Quentin_Boone: And honestly...
(22:31:49) Quentin_Boone: The first strip should be a simple one...
(22:31:59) Hysteria: Butt poetry! Make sure you have lots of assonance :D
(22:32:06) Quentin_Boone: Have a dude eating some Vindaloo after a night out.
(22:32:24) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(22:32:35) Quentin_Boone: Then make the last frame the Japanese flag.
(22:32:45) Hysteria: Shadow! Quick, we are doing butt puns
(22:33:14) black_shadow: What?
(22:33:34) black_shadow: eew! Poetry!
(22:33:37) Hysteria: join ass in the buttcomming of a bututiful friendship
(22:33:58) Luned: heavens
(22:34:59) Quentin_Boone: Not poetry, black_shadow. Pooetry.
(22:35:03) black_shadow: Okey then
(22:35:03) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(22:35:10) Hysteria: O3O
(22:35:17) Hysteria spits out food
(22:35:25) Quentin_Boone: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(22:35:25) Hysteria: you're a natural Quentin!
(22:35:35) Quentin_Boone: Oh, I am.
(22:35:46) Hysteria hold up hand
(22:35:47) Quentin_Boone: I already told you, I'm a Punmeister.
(22:35:47) black_shadow: haha! nice
(22:35:56) Hysteria: the pun is strong in this one
(22:38:51) Quentin_Boone: Luned: If you do this comic, it can't be half-assed. You've gotta really twerk at it.
(22:38:59) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(14:48:43) Althanas: black_shadow has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:30:03) Althanas: hoytti logs into the Chat.
(15:30:37) hoytti: I just couldn't resist Showing Grond's greatest and probably most unexpected fear.
(15:53:37) Althanas: grim137 has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:05:16) Althanas: Silence_Sei has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:38:48) Althanas: hoytti has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:13:47) Althanas: Lloyd logs into the Chat.
(17:18:06) Althanas: Silence_Sei logs into the Chat.
(17:44:14) Althanas: Lloyd has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:19:55) Althanas: Hysteria logs into the Chat.
(20:20:11) Hysteria: Quentin!
(20:34:06) Quentin_Boone: Hysteria!
(20:34:14) Hysteria: post!
(20:34:21) Quentin_Boone: When's the deadline for posting?
(20:34:30) Hysteria: 1.5 hours
(20:34:36) Quentin_Boone: Shit.
(20:34:59) Quentin_Boone: There should be leeway for weekends.
(20:35:10) Hysteria: lol
(20:35:17) Quentin_Boone: Seriously.
(20:35:21) Hysteria: I'll miss you this time, you'll have till the next line
(20:35:41) Quentin_Boone: Thanks.
(20:36:14) Quentin_Boone: I was away at my friends' house all weekend.
(20:36:43) Quentin_Boone: Saw the fact I was in the thing yesterday morning.
(20:36:57) Quentin_Boone: Then, by the time I got home last night, I was knackered.
(20:37:14) Quentin_Boone: Went to bed within about an hour of getting home.
(20:37:56) Hysteria: god dammit, my robocraft team was desolated
(20:38:27) Hysteria: anyway, I was going to give you till the next deadline anyway, considering you only found out about needing to post half-way through the time limit
(20:38:44) Hysteria: so no stress
(20:38:52) Quentin_Boone: Sweet, thanks.
(21:05:02) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
(21:16:25) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(21:17:58) Hysteria: yo
(21:31:51) Quentin_Boone: Also, Star Wars Rebels.
(21:32:12) Quentin_Boone: I'm actually really looking forward to watching it.
(21:32:19) Hysteria: huh
(21:32:54) Hysteria: alright! Quentin gets to jump down into the middle of a fungle army ^.^
(21:33:57) Quentin_Boone: *fungal?
(21:34:30) Hysteria: that too >.>
(21:34:49) Quentin_Boone: Sorry.
(21:34:59) Quentin_Boone: Was just really confused for a minute there.
(21:35:08) Quentin_Boone: :P
(21:35:22) Quentin_Boone: I was like, "What does he mean?! I have no clue!"
(21:36:06) Quentin_Boone: Also spam posts: Delete or The Pit?
(21:36:46) Quentin_Boone: In fact, never mind.
(21:37:09) Quentin_Boone: Judges don't have mod perms in the Peaceful Promenade.
(21:37:55) Quentin_Boone: Which is weird; aren't those threads also eligible for judgements?
(21:39:56) Hysteria: I think we pit them
(21:41:03) Quentin_Boone: Okay.
(21:41:49) Hysteria: eh, I deleted the thread. I'll have to ask what we do with them.
(21:43:13) Quentin_Boone: Yeah
(21:43:35) Quentin_Boone: Also, I hate when people aren't on time.
(21:45:02) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
(21:49:39) Althanas: black_shadow has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:50:18) Hysteria: who's not on time?
(21:51:05) Quentin_Boone: Someone doing something to my central heating. He turned up twenty minutes early.
(21:51:14) Quentin_Boone: Which means I wasn't really ready for him to appear.
(21:52:23) Hysteria: lol
(21:54:02) Althanas: Luned logs into the Chat.
(21:54:05) Luned: g'morning
(21:55:09) Hysteria: LOVE ME
(21:55:13) Hysteria: i mean hi
(21:55:16) Quentin_Boone: Mornin'
(21:55:40) Quentin_Boone: Also, I learned that Karuka is shitty at giving feedback.
(21:55:41) Luned: how's it going?
(21:55:50) Hysteria: really?
(21:55:59) Hysteria: huh
(21:56:16) Hysteria: I just finished writing about fungus zombies* ^.^
(21:56:24) Quentin_Boone: Yup.
(21:56:27) Hysteria: *not real zombies
(21:56:38) Hysteria: poop, damn size tags
(21:57:41) Quentin_Boone: I asked her to give me some feedback on To Rob The Family and this is what she sent: "You use a lot of passive language and can take it to the active tone to improve the feel of the story. You don't really utilize the senses that can take a thread from nothing much to really immersive, and it doesn't feel like there's a lot of effort that went into this thread. And you forget which eye got hit at one point. "
(21:58:14) Hysteria: lol
(21:58:45) Luned: well, she does make specific points
(21:59:18) Hysteria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​Xw1C5T-fH2Y O3O
(21:59:36) Luned: it was close to freezing this morning... and this vent I'm sitting over is blowing cold air. whyyy
(21:59:43) Luned: I'd move but I need this power outlet, haha
(21:59:59) Hysteria: hehe, its getting warmer here :/
(22:00:02) Hysteria: i hate it
(22:00:25) Luned: it's 100% autumn here and I absolutely love it. I missed cardigans and scarves so badly
(22:00:57) Luned: haha, great video
(22:04:18) Hysteria: gah, why must my house be bereft of Mie goreng noodles at 10pm ?!
(22:04:39) Quentin_Boone: Yes, she does make specific points, but good feedback should be balanced.
(22:05:09) Quentin_Boone: Instead of, essentially, "It's shit."
(22:05:20) Hysteria: yeah... she's like me. I go straight for everything I didn't like. I've had to learn to balance that with positive feedback
(22:06:15) Luned: if you expect Karuka to be delicate about your feelings when you ask for feedback, you don't know Karuka very well. haha
(22:06:24) Luned: it's nothing personal, it's just how she rolls
(22:06:37) Quentin_Boone: My feelings are perfectly fine.
(22:06:52) Quentin_Boone: It's just not very good feedback.
(22:10:54) Luned: so cold. why, coffee shop, whyyy
(22:11:14) Hysteria: then there is Luned, who makes me feel amazing by giving overly generous positive feedback to me
(22:11:35) Hysteria: *waits paitently for luned to check his art thread*
(22:11:50) Luned: haha
(22:11:51) Hysteria: coffee shop closed?
(22:12:23) Luned: I offer real feedback when you ask for it! I like the thing you made
(22:12:31) Luned: no, it has the AC on when it's 40F out
(22:12:52) Hysteria: ooooh and your sitting in it, gotcha
(22:12:57) Luned: I would have gone to a different one but it was the only one open at the buttcrack of dawn
(22:12:58) Quentin_Boone: Lol
(22:12:58) Hysteria: *you're
(22:13:26) Quentin_Boone: So much TV to watch today.
(22:14:18) Quentin_Boone: Doctor Who, Revenge, Resurrection, Z Nation and Star Wars Rebels.
(22:14:38) Luned: so is the thing you made like... a snowglobe without snow?
(22:14:43) Quentin_Boone: And then at least a couple of things on iPlayer.
(22:14:45) Luned: is it where the whos live
(22:15:24) Hysteria: one might call it a terrarium
(22:15:50) Luned: ooh
(22:15:50) Luned: it's cute
(22:16:02) Hysteria: its more a metaphor for the reality that one creates around one's life, but a snow globe without snow will suffice.
(22:16:15) Quentin_Boone: Ooooh.
(22:16:21) Quentin_Boone: Yeah, that's pretty awesome.
(22:16:26) Luned: that's some deep pixel art
(22:16:36) Luned: make more!
(22:16:54) Hysteria: Yay, solicited positive feedback :D
(22:17:09) Quentin_Boone: And the tree absolutely reminds me of the trees from Pokemon that you had to use the Cut HM to get past.
(22:17:20) Hysteria: haha, it does
(22:17:43) Hysteria:
(22:17:50) Hysteria: you get a ribbon :p
(22:17:52) Quentin_Boone: It kind of annoys me, though.
(22:18:03) Quentin_Boone: Because I have ZERO artistic talent.
(22:18:26) Luned: I want to live in a little bungalow like that
(22:18:51) Quentin_Boone: D'ya know why they're called bungalows?
(22:19:14) Hysteria: oh believe me, neither do i. Its been a looooong nine months doodling craptastic things until something looks good.
(22:19:30) Quentin_Boone: Pfffft.
(22:19:57) Quentin_Boone: "No artistic talent" > Makes awesome pixel art.
(22:20:57) Luned: your starchie animation is legit great, I kind of want to see more cartoony stuff like that
(22:21:03) Luned: solid expression in there
(22:21:11) Quentin_Boone: Yeah.
(22:21:19) Luned: and no, I don't know why
(22:21:34) Quentin_Boone: Well, the first one ever made was supposed to be a house.
(22:21:48) Hysteria: Well, i strongly beleive that anyone can learn to do anything. There is very, very little natural talent, rather you get a little less crap each time you try. Then if you work at it, over and over, and fail and fail then slowly you get better.
(22:22:19) Quentin_Boone: But they ran out of bricks, so the bloke in charge told the workers to "Just bung a low roof on it, it'll be fine."
(22:22:26) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(22:22:50) Hysteria: I traced that starchie face, I need to add some more frames to the walk, and the wave (i actually forgot to loop it more)and join the scream with the look of surprise.
(22:22:57) Hysteria: and that is a horrible pun...
(22:23:00) Hysteria: I love it :D
(22:23:08) Quentin_Boone: It isn't horrible.
(22:23:26) Hysteria: its horipun?
(22:23:28) Quentin_Boone: I remember my granddad telling me that when I was a kid :)
(22:23:44) Hysteria: I text a friend of my walking dad jokes all the time
(22:23:50) Hysteria: *of mine
(22:24:03) Quentin_Boone: Lol.
(22:24:11) Hysteria: speaking of which, have you guys seen the movie Constipation?
(22:24:23) Quentin_Boone: I don't think I want to?
(22:24:38) Hysteria: you probally havent...
(22:24:47) Hysteria: because it hasn't come OUT YET!
(22:25:02) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
(22:25:10) Quentin_Boone: Although, out of pure morbid curiosity, I did watch both Human Centipede movies.
(22:25:16) Hysteria: :D:D:D:D:D:D
(22:25:25) Quentin_Boone: Oh... Dear.
(22:25:30) Luned: I'm glad you guys are feeding me all these gems of humor, this way I won't be boring when I get coffee with that guy in a bit
(22:25:31) Quentin_Boone bans Hysteria.
(22:25:47) Hysteria: oh gawd
(22:25:53) Hysteria: worse meeting/date ever
(22:25:58) Quentin_Boone: Wait...
(22:26:01) Hysteria: save yourself from my puns!
(22:26:08) Quentin_Boone: Is this the skin stealer dude?
(22:26:20) Luned: he doesn't steal skins
(22:26:23) Luned: (to my knowledge)
(22:26:30) Quentin_Boone: (Sorry, that's all I took away from that conversation)
(22:26:34) Hysteria: also, watch the movie Bad Milo, its about a butt demon, and hilarious
(22:26:59) Luned: butt... demon?
(22:27:19) Hysteria: yesh
(22:27:25) Hysteria: his name is milo
(22:27:27) Luned: someone this weekend was talking about making a butt zine, with comics about butts. that may be my next fancy project
(22:27:40) Hysteria: OMG
(22:27:49) Hysteria: Call it the Butt of the Joke!
(22:27:56) Luned: haha
(22:28:08) Luned: Kori wants to call it "Asses for All Seasons"
(22:28:28) Althanas: Karuka logs into the Chat.
(22:28:35) Quentin_Boone: Sounds like a fun assignment ;)
(22:28:44) Hysteria: I suppose that is better than my next option... The adventure of Buttman
(22:28:55) Hysteria: ha! Nice one Quentin
(22:28:55) Karuka: Raaaawrrr...
(22:29:05) Hysteria: Buttman... he's behind you.
(22:29:11) Quentin_Boone: Thanks.
(22:29:21) Luned: ... I guess I should actually get around to this meeting prep I meant to be doing but totally didn't
(22:29:40) Hysteria: and I love you too in dinosaur Karu :p
(22:29:54) Luned: hello
(22:29:59) Quentin_Boone: Don't put your new comic to the bottom, though
(22:30:06) Quentin_Boone: ;) :-)
(22:30:09) Hysteria: !
(22:30:12) Hysteria: love it
(22:30:21) Hysteria: hire me and Quentin as your writers for the comic!
(22:30:26) Karuka: It's too early in the morning to go to work. :(
(22:30:27) Quentin_Boone: I'm a punmeister!!
(22:30:51) Hysteria: Ooow, you could do a shakesperian strip, a Tale of Two Asses
(22:31:08) Quentin_Boone: If you don't prioritise it, Luned, you'll have piles of work to do.
(22:31:12) Quentin_Boone grinz.
(22:31:19) Hysteria: omg
(22:31:22) Hysteria: gold
(22:31:40) Quentin_Boone: And honestly...
(22:31:49) Quentin_Boone: The first strip should be a simple one...
(22:31:59) Hysteria: Butt poetry! Make sure you have lots of assonance :D
(22:32:06) Quentin_Boone: Have a dude eating some Vindaloo after a night out.
(22:32:24) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(22:32:35) Quentin_Boone: Then make the last frame the Japanese flag.
(22:32:45) Hysteria: Shadow! Quick, we are doing butt puns
(22:33:14) black_shadow: What?
(22:33:34) black_shadow: eew! Poetry!
(22:33:37) Hysteria: join ass in the buttcomming of a bututiful friendship
(22:33:58) Luned: heavens
(22:34:59) Quentin_Boone: Not poetry, black_shadow. Pooetry.
(22:35:03) black_shadow: Okey then
(22:35:03) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(22:35:10) Hysteria: O3O
(22:35:17) Hysteria spits out food
(22:35:25) Quentin_Boone: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(22:35:25) Hysteria: you're a natural Quentin!
(22:35:35) Quentin_Boone: Oh, I am.
(22:35:46) Hysteria hold up hand
(22:35:47) Quentin_Boone: I already told you, I'm a Punmeister.
(22:35:47) black_shadow: haha! nice
(22:35:56) Hysteria: the pun is strong in this one
(22:38:51) Quentin_Boone: Luned: If you do this comic, it can't be half-assed. You've gotta really twerk at it.
(22:38:59) Quentin_Boone: ^_^
(22:40:43) Hysteria: i just... its just so... buttutiful...
(22:41:30) Luned: I hope this doesn't subconsciously inspire me to work butts into my conversations for the rest of the day
(22:41:38) Luned: this would be a particularly bad day for that
(22:41:39) Luned: haha
(22:42:27) Hysteria: Butt it will.
(22:42:42) Luned: damn it harley
(22:43:13) Quentin_Boone: You just need to put it BEHIND you.
(22:44:42) Quentin_Boone: :)
(22:45:41) Hysteria: Your unconciass mind has been stained by the punbum. Once that moon has risen, the assanine humour of myself and Quentin will twerk its way into your mind. It shall not be just behind, but in front! Asshining bebum of brilliass to behold.
(22:46:16) Luned: I'm kind of impressed by this level of effort
(22:46:17) Hysteria: him, i nearly made myself puke pun just then

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

This made me sad, and made me laugh, all at once.


(00:46:20) Luned: my mother wasn't good at holidays and got me a hand-me-down Halloween costume from a much older/bigger neighbor's kid one year. It was cold so she made me wear my winter gear under the wizard robe, so I was the puffiest, saddest wizard there ever was

[Otto]

(10:43:45) Pestarzt: Cambridge has a bar called the Meadhall. I should go. Otherwise, Sunset Cantina has like three or four meads on tap.
(10:44:58) Warpath: I want to try it when somebody makes it like the vikings did. With really bad filtration, so there'd be dead bees and chunks of hive and stuff in it
(10:45:19) Resolve: haha, sounds delicious
(10:45:35) Resolve: no big deal, it's flair like tequila worms or something
(10:45:38) Otto: Oh god, I must still be half asleep
(10:45:56) Otto: Just got a delivery to the door, the dude asked me to sign for Janet (my mother)
(10:46:09) Otto: For some reason I felt I had to clarify I wasn't her. The look he gave me...
(10:46:15) Warpath: Tell me you were still wearing your gloves
(10:46:18) Resolve: haha
(10:46:27) Resolve: do you wear an apron with the gloves? I hope so
(10:46:30) Warpath: "I'm not Janet. She's still alive though."
(10:46:44) Otto: Hahahaha
(10:46:48) Resolve: "I'm only Janet on weekends"
(10:47:04) Otto: So ashamed
(10:47:52) Hysteria: pft, you sould have said you'd go get her, then come back and speak in a high pitched voice
(10:47:59) Warpath: Hahahaha
(10:48:06) Warpath: "Yeeeees?"
(10:48:21) Warpath: with a flower in your beard

[Christoph]

Blackandblueeyes: I finally know how it feels to literally not know how to even
Oh no
What did you do?!
Blackandblueeyes: http://cheezburger.com/65960705 This fucking thing right here.
"Mashup of the Day: Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ with Aerobics Video from 1988 in Perfect Harmony"
Blackandblueeyes: Words failed me at 9am when I talked about this on the air
Blackandblueeyes: Words continue to fail me now.
Christoph: I don't wanna
Blackandblueeyes: You must
Just one minute
That's all

*one minute later*

Christoph: It's almost as though a lot of popular music in the past half century uses the same common tempos.
*can still even*

[Hysteria]

(22:25:28) Otto: Posted
(22:25:40) Otto: We now have a gloriously half-naked, glistening orc in the bar
(22:25:57) Otto: (His body hair makes him impervious to punches, too)
(22:26:05) Hysteria: FINALLY! I've waited a long time for you to say that
(22:26:26) Otto: Haha
(22:26:43) Otto: Later on, maybe we can have a glistening half-naked orc inside something else as well
(22:26:53) Hysteria: O3O
(22:26:54) Otto: ;)
(22:27:01) Otto: Wait
(22:27:57) Otto: I should probably not say that to the guy with the 13-year old PC, shadow elemental or not
(22:28:22) Hysteria: Talen's fragile little ears!
(22:28:53) Otto: I need to go find a hole to crawl into and die now. So long

[Otto]

Hysteria you betrayed me

whyyyyyyyy

[Resolve]

http://i.imgur.com/4wzykId.jpg

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

(17:46:06) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: God damn it! No warning, and suddenly Bam! Squirrel staring at me
(17:47:10) Otto: They've found you. Quick, get to the safe house
(17:47:17) Warpath: It's too late
(17:47:26) Lye: Chip-Chip-Chip
(17:47:27) Warpath: the safe house is compromise
(17:47:28) Warpath: d
(17:47:42) Lye: The plague squirrels are loose.
(17:47:46) Warpath: I can hear their tiny chainsaws
(17:47:52) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: I HATE YOU ALL
(17:48:06) Lye: Shotguns and flamethrowers. Stock up.
(17:48:12) Warpath: It's really the only time we can make you feel like you make us feel

... you're all going to pay.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

My new favourite description of Aure ever.


Christoph: Aure is like if somebody crossed Varys with the Joker and infused the result with badger testosterone.

[Christoph]

(00:23:53) Christoph: Brace yourselves. Winter Is Coming memes are coming.
(00:24:14) Sulla: The most dour of house words.
(00:24:43) Christoph: If you were a noble house, what would your words be?
(00:26:35) Sulla: I came up with them in an...uh...different state of mind, but I've always gone with the classic "Fire and Bud."
(00:27:05) Christoph: lol
(00:28:03) Sulla: It's got some Targaryean clarity, without the threat of conquest. At most, I might raid your fridge.
(00:28:57) Quentin_Boone: Mine would probably be "Until It Bleeds"
(00:28:58) Christoph: Fire and bud sounds like a frat party
(00:29:31) Quentin_Boone: Because, well, I love Until It Sleeps by Metallica, and it sounds violent enough to be in the GoT universe.
(00:30:08) Sulla: Or a very progressive house that understands the reproductive cycle of women and their need for alone time.
(00:30:27) Quentin_Boone: Lol.
(00:30:43) Quentin_Boone: Women are fine, "Until It Bleeds"
(00:30:54) Christoph: Then you run
(00:31:14) Quentin_Boone: I can do this all night, or "Until It Bleeds"
(00:31:25) Quentin_Boone: Then I'mma have to stop.
(00:31:34) Quentin_Boone: :D
(00:31:54) Sulla: Man, the landed gentry don't have the same class you imagine with house words like that.
(00:32:13) Quentin_Boone: Lol
(00:32:21) Christoph: Surprisingly a case of art mimicking reality, there.
(00:36:47) Sulla: (Mildly NSFW) http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/47/87/da739f845dd6484152ee5597693f8749.jpg
(00:37:18) Sulla: That is my favorite parody.
(00:37:54) Christoph: oh god why
(00:38:04) Christoph: Those should be my house words.
(00:38:27) Christoph: No, no wait. "Oh god why" are Aure's house words.

[Quentin Boone]

(06:00:11) Taviri_Ambria: So after emptying his load which didn't even fill the cup I've emptied three that were at least 4xs as much

[Dissinger]

{dust}

[Lye]

Aure is polluting all of our minds.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

hehehehehe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dAUYAg8mAQ)

[Alydia Ettermire]

(23:59:00) Quentin_Boone: Well, it's entirely up to you.
(23:59:33) Where_in_the_World?: Flip a coin. Heads it's full, tails it's condensed. Easy decision making for tired people!
(23:59:48) Quentin_Boone: If you don't care too much about the feedback, go for condensed. If you want the feedback to help you out, go for full.
(23:59:51) Quentin_Boone: Lol.
(00:00:11) Quentin_Boone: Believe it or not, I'm very rarely actually tired.
(00:00:22) Where_in_the_World?: <- tired
(00:00:35) Quentin_Boone: Ah, okay :)
(00:00:46) Quentin_Boone: Sulla - flip a coin.
(00:00:51) Quentin_Boone: WitW, you do the same.
(00:00:57) Quentin_Boone: We'll go best of three.
(00:01:18) Where_in_the_World?: Heads
(00:01:26) Quentin_Boone: I got tails.
(00:01:31) Quentin_Boone: Which means it
(00:01:34) Sulla: Heads
(00:01:35) Quentin_Boone: DAMNIT!
(00:01:43) Quentin_Boone: Full judgement it is.

[Quentin Boone]

For completeness...

(05:02:00) Quentin_Boone: And my damnit was in response to accidentally pressing the enter key mid-sentence.
(05:02:05) Where_in_the_World?: Looks like it.
(05:02:21) Quentin_Boone: My apostrophe key is a little too close to my enter key, lol.
(05:02:33) Quentin_Boone: Well, that's cool.
(05:02:46) Quentin_Boone: I'll probably still get it done by mid-morning my time.
(05:03:00) Quentin_Boone: I tend to get judgements, even full ones, done pretty quickly.
(05:03:05) Where_in_the_World?: Okay. :)

[Quentin Boone]

(15:42:08) Quentin_Boone: Lye: At least you aren't dead.
(15:42:16) Lye: True.
(15:42:18) Where_in_the_World?: That sucks, Lye.

She's a horrible person, haha!!

[Alydia Ettermire]

This coming from Quentin. Hmm.

[grim137]

Not quite as funny in context but eh, who needs that?

(20:22:55) grim137: What's a good nautical way to say somebody is trying to get laid
(20:23:00) Resolve: I get to do that next week, super exciting

[black shadow]

(07:30:46) matthewkuch: aw okay. how are you andy?
(07:30:58) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'm doing alright, thanks. You?
(07:32:35) matthewkuch: getting along i suppose. teenage life is tough ya know :P\
(07:32:45) Quentin_Boone: It really isn't.
(07:33:18) Quentin_Boone: But you can't be told that; you must wait until after to learn it yourself.
(07:34:29) Quentin_Boone: Best way to put it, I think, is that if I woke up tomorrow morning and I was a teenager again, I'd be pretty happy.
(07:34:33) BlackAndBlueEyes: Normally I would argue for the sake of arguing, but Quen offers sage advice here.
(07:35:05) Quentin_Boone: Of course I do.
(07:35:08) Quentin_Boone: <-- Wise.
(07:35:17) BlackAndBlueEyes: Don't let it go to your head there, mister.
(07:35:44) Quentin_Boone: I always give good advice.
(07:36:09) matthewkuch: ohh no i know the real world is way more difficult than the life i am leading now
(07:36:24) matthewkuch: its just a lot compared to what i have experienced so far
(07:36:29) Quentin_Boone: It's not being big-headed if it's a statement of fact, BlackAndBlueEyes.
(07:36:40) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'm sassing you, silly :P
(07:36:57) BlackAndBlueEyes: What grade are you in, Kuch?
(07:37:06) matthewkuch: 10th
(07:37:22) black_shadow: as am i
(07:38:00) Althanas: matthewkuch logs out of the Chat.
(07:38:23) Althanas: matthewkuch logs into the Chat.
(07:38:45) BlackAndBlueEyes: You'll be alright, though.
(07:39:17) matthewkuch: yeah what grade are you in Andy? *sarcasm*
(07:39:53) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'm in grade "dang am I happy I'm not in school anymore". *nods*
(07:40:05) Quentin_Boone: Pffft.
(07:40:17) matthewkuch: what about you quentin?
(07:40:55) Quentin_Boone: I'm in grade "School was a million lifetimes ago"
(07:41:44) matthewkuch: so that makes you... eightymillion and thirty two years old?
(07:41:50) black_shadow: Oh my gosh!! Dang!!
(07:41:55) black_shadow: :P
(07:42:13) Quentin_Boone: Eight million and thirty one, actually.
(07:42:14) matthewkuch: i knew you were a writing prodegy but i did not know that you were THAT old!
(07:42:28) Quentin_Boone: *Eighty
(07:42:30) matthewkuch: you must look good for your age!
(07:42:40) Quentin_Boone: Actually, no.
(07:42:52) Quentin_Boone: But that's a whole different story.
(07:43:17) black_shadow: So you look like a shriveled up old guy with a hoary beard?
(07:43:33) matthewkuch: vocab word XD
(07:43:59) black_shadow: You yells "Get off my lawn you crazy kids!" all the time?
(07:44:07) Quentin_Boone: I don't have a lawn.
(07:44:14) Quentin_Boone: But if I did, and kids were on it, I totally would.
(07:44:32) matthewkuch: do you live in Greenwich?
(07:44:39) Quentin_Boone: No.
(07:44:50) matthewkuch: Sandwhich?
(07:45:00) Quentin_Boone: I'd never live in London.
(07:45:17) Quentin_Boone: But I could see myself living in Sandwich when I retire.
(07:45:18) BlackAndBlueEyes: Stupid 502
(07:45:23) matthewkuch: but sandwhich is a town?
(07:45:33) Quentin_Boone: Sandwich is a town.

Kuch and I were a bit hyper this morning...

[Christoph]

(02:15:41) Quentin_Boone: If you're Scottish and going to a Scottish uni, you don't have to pay a penny in tuition fees.
(02:15:51) Christoph: Lol, really?
(02:16:05) Quentin_Boone: Yup, free uni in Scotland.
(02:16:21) Christoph: I've got some distant relatives in Scotland. I should sneak over and pretend to be one of them. XD
(02:16:30) Quentin_Boone: Lol.
(02:16:38) Quentin_Boone: I'm pretty sure your accent would give you away.
(02:16:39) Quentin_Boone: :P
(02:16:46) Quentin_Boone: Let alone the lack of papers.
(02:16:50) Christoph: I'll learn the accent from Samurai Jack's Scotsman.
(02:16:51) Quentin_Boone: Although, for a price...
(02:16:53) Christoph: They'll never know.
(02:17:03) Christoph: Foolproof!
(02:17:05) Quentin_Boone: I'm sure I can arrange for someone to sort out some papers.
(02:17:11) Christoph: hahahahaha
(02:17:19) Quentin_Boone: -=Wink wink=-
(02:17:24) Quentin_Boone: -=Nudge nudge=-
(02:17:33) Quentin_Boone: Worst thing?
(02:17:47) Christoph: Yeah?
(02:18:08) Quentin_Boone: I'm relatively confident that if I got back in contact with people I used to know, a few phone calls could probably land me in contact with someone who could get you fake papers.
(02:19:32) Christoph: Maybe that'll come in handy someday.
(02:19:58) Christoph: But alas, even with a convincing accent, they'd realize I didn't belong there because I'd be the only person actually wearing a kilt. :P
(02:20:09) Christoph: Because I would assume that everyone did.
(02:20:43) Quentin_Boone: LMFAO
(02:20:56) Quentin_Boone: Guaranteed hospital visit within 24 hours.
(02:21:20) Christoph: No, see, that's how they'd welcome me. They want to make sure I have as many teeth as the average Scotsman.
(02:21:22) Christoph: HEYO
(02:21:29) Quentin_Boone: Haha
(02:21:41) Christoph: Where's Aure when you need him?
(02:22:00) Quentin_Boone: Probably beating up a foreigner in a kilt

[matthewkuch]

(07:20:39) Althanas: Karuka logs out of the Chat.
(07:20:41) BlackAndBlueEyes: Government back to sleep, Michelle.
(07:20:43) BlackAndBlueEyes: Feel better!
(07:23:11) Silence_Sei: Lolz
(07:29:30) BlackAndBlueEyes: I keep forgetting that the GBA Golden Sun games are on the Wii U VC
(07:30:00) Silence_Sei: Oh?
(07:30:28) BlackAndBlueEyes: I absolutely loved Golden Sun.
(07:30:58) BlackAndBlueEyes: I never got around to beating the second
(07:32:27) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(07:33:06) Althanas: matthewkuch logs into the Chat.
(07:33:21) matthewkuch: hey sei!!! hey
(07:33:24) matthewkuch: Andy
(07:33:32) BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh god the kids are awake
(07:34:28) black_shadow Pounces on Andy
(07:34:31) matthewkuch drinks coffee
(07:34:38) matthewkuch then pounces on andy
(07:35:03) BlackAndBlueEyes activates Acidic Mystic Protection
(07:36:03) matthewkuch pours burning coffee on your face *accidentally* (not attackingly)
(07:36:14) BlackAndBlueEyes: Too late
(07:36:18) BlackAndBlueEyes: AMP is up
(07:36:58) matthewkuch repeats 3 more times
(07:38:15) BlackAndBlueEyes: I have unlimited activations of AMP
(07:38:32) BlackAndBlueEyes: Cal
(07:39:33) BlackAndBlueEyes: Acidic Mystic Protection's something I want to have Madison develop.
(07:40:26) matthewkuch makes angry social media post

[Lye]

Andy would make such a great dad...

[matthewkuch]

I second that, Lye

[Brand]

When he does, I want to see him just grab a Wii U and say in a crotchety old man voice

"Now lookie here children, when I was young, I didn't have all these newfangled contraptions. So get off your asses and play some REAL games."

[Ashla]

(16:01:51) Althanas: BlueGhostofSeaside logs into the Chat.
(16:02:10) Silence_Sei: Also, Andy, whats the Bolieve reference?
(16:02:21) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol, BABE
(16:02:25) Quentin_Boone: Although I am about to disappear again to watch the new (and last :() Lee Evans DVD
(16:02:29) BlackAndBlueEyes: It was just a quick "something something un-bo-lievable prices"
(16:02:30) BlueGhostofSeaside: Hiya, everyone!
(16:02:39) BlackAndBlueEyes: Hi BG
(16:02:48) BlueGhostofSeaside: Awesomeness has entered the chat room B)
(16:03:06) BlackAndBlueEyes: I've been here, BG...

[Christoph]

Christoph: Are you going to enter the vignette contest?
BlackAndBlueEyes: More than likely
BlackAndBlueEyes: I need to think of a good hook though
Christoph: Madison receives a dozen free cookies.
Christoph: BUT
Christoph: They turn out to not be chocolate chip, but instead oatmeal raisin.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh my god
BlackAndBlueEyes: You're a monster

[Sulla]

(20:23:42) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:23:45) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes logs into the Chat.
(20:23:53) BlackAndBlueEyes: Back.
(20:24:03) matthewkuch: andy
(20:24:04) matthewkuch: hey
(20:24:12) matthewkuch: welcome back
(20:24:25) Sulla: Andy and Lye have a fanclub of kids.
(20:24:33) Sulla: It's less wholsesome when you say it out loud.
(20:24:46) Sulla: Wholesome
(20:25:45) BlackAndBlueEyes: It's the worst thing ever
(20:25:49) BlackAndBlueEyes: I hate kids
(20:25:57) matthewkuch: oh
(20:25:58) BlackAndBlueEyes: This is slowly eroding away my soul
(20:25:59) Althanas: matthewkuch logs out of the Chat.
(20:26:01) BlackAndBlueEyes: >:I
(20:26:03) Sulla: Haha
(20:26:05) Sulla: AHAHA
(20:26:09) BlackAndBlueEyes: Hahahahahaha
(20:26:27) Sulla: That was mean. Go get him or he'll camp out in the yard.
(20:26:44) BlackAndBlueEyes: I need to pick the best cane to throw at him

[matthewkuch]

BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh lawrdy lawrd it's the kids
(07:40:13) Althanas: Taviri_Ambria has been logged out (Timeout).
(07:40:38) matthewkuch: oh lardy lard its andy
(07:40:52) black_shadow: good mornin to you too,\ Andy
(07:41:51) BlackAndBlueEyes: You callin' me fat, Kuch? :(
(07:42:23) black_shadow: I think he his!
(07:42:23) BlackAndBlueEyes gets all self-conscious and stuff
(07:42:30) BlackAndBlueEyes: How are you two today
(07:42:36) matthewkuch: noooo!!! I called you buxom
(07:42:50) BlackAndBlueEyes: Being a dude, that's tantamount to a fat joke as well
(07:43:06) black_shadow: OOOOOOO!!! VOCAB WORD!^^
(07:43:22) matthewkuch: noooo.

[Cards of Fate]

Random snippet of my group chat with my friends...

[12/3/2014 8:43:29 PM] Chris: hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[12/3/2014 10:04:08 PM] Chris: I FINISHED MY ESSAY
[12/3/2014 10:04:15 PM] Chris: I AM NOW AVAILABLE FOR SPEAK
[12/3/2014 10:04:25 PM] Jesse: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
[12/3/2014 10:05:49 PM] milo: whatd i writie about
[12/3/2014 10:05:50 PM] milo: write
[12/3/2014 10:11:58 PM] Chris: I dunno Milo, what did you write about?
[12/3/2014 10:33:58 PM] milo: uh
[12/3/2014 10:34:03 PM] milo: i wrote about how unspoken rules
[12/3/2014 10:34:10 PM] milo: relate to our sense of belonging
[12/3/2014 10:34:17 PM] milo: and how they effect group identity
[12/3/2014 10:34:23 PM] Chris: I wrote about Norman Borlaug
[12/3/2014 10:35:33 PM] Jesse: i wrote an essay about Unger's defense of skepticism
[12/3/2014 10:36:21 PM] Fred: I wrote an essay about how big my dick is
[12/3/2014 10:36:36 PM] Marg (Shun | Murdock): Fred
[12/3/2014 10:36:38 PM] Marg (Shun | Murdock): no
[12/3/2014 10:36:41 PM] Marg (Shun | Murdock): no
[12/3/2014 10:36:41 PM] Marg (Shun | Murdock): just
[12/3/2014 10:36:44 PM] Marg (Shun | Murdock): no
[12/3/2014 10:36:55 PM] Fred : I cited Chris as a source

[Brand]

Well. You know where your priorities are.

[Pestarzt]

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(07:02:05) Otto: Winner
(07:02:24) Althanas: Pestarzt logs into the Chat.
(07:02:29) Otto: Hello
(07:02:32) Pestarzt: Um...
(07:02:42) Pestarzt: Were you talking to yourself?
(07:02:57) Otto: I was just congratulating myself on outlasting everyone else in chat

[black shadow]

(23:18:20) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(23:18:23) matthewkuch: dracoboy you copycat...
(23:18:28) Mutant_Lorenor: hey there Shadow .
(23:18:34) Koli: hey shadow!
(23:18:42) matthewkuch: hey shadow!
(23:18:47) Koli: yo!
(23:19:02) dracoboy8: Whassup?
(23:19:11) matthewrramon: how you doing man?
(23:19:24) Tobias_Stalt: Meow.
(23:19:33) black_shadow: Wow Kuch... Just... Wow. How are you even on all your available profiles?
(23:19:35) Mutant_Lorenor: hey brother Tobias
(23:19:37) Mutant_Lorenor: how are you mate?
(23:19:51) Mutant_Lorenor: lol Shadow i asked him the same thing
(23:20:16) black_shadow: Lets see here, your iPod, your computer... What else are you on with?
(23:20:22) Tobias_Stalt: Pretty good duder. How's it going?
(23:20:31) matthewkuch: my imagination
(23:20:35) black_shadow: your mom and your dads computers?
(23:20:44) Koli: nope
(23:20:48) dracoboy8: Ipod
(23:20:55) Mutant_Lorenor: tobias everything is okay im working on my solo atm and planning a thread.
(23:20:59) Koli: internet explorer
(23:21:03) matthewrramon: firefox
(23:21:08) matthewkuch: google chrome
(23:21:13) Mutant_Lorenor: hes on a bunch of different browsers and such lol
(23:21:15) black_shadow: Haha! Nice
(23:21:16) Mutant_Lorenor: he gets credit
(23:21:34) matthewrramon: no i get the credit
(23:21:42) Koli: no! it was my idea!
(23:21:56) dracoboy8: as I recall I was the one that suggested it
(23:22:04) Mutant_Lorenor: well i meant He as in All of He lol.
(23:22:07) matthewkuch: you dirty liar...
(23:22:07) Mutant_Lorenor: its all good though.
(23:22:18) Koli: ohhhh
(23:22:26) matthewrramon: i get you
(23:22:38) Mutant_Lorenor: lol yeah was trying to be all encompassing or something.
(23:23:01) dracoboy8: it seemed like you left some of us out tho
(23:23:16) matthewkuch: no he just left all you guys out
(23:23:17) Mutant_Lorenor: darn it wasnt my intent!
(23:23:45) Tobias_Stalt: Hrm.
(23:23:51) matthewrramon: matthew if you dont be quiet I am going to come over there and slap you
(23:23:54) Tobias_Stalt: Let me find LyeLye.
(23:24:09) matthewkuch: You wouldnt dare slap me...
(23:24:19) dracoboy8: noooooo lye will ban us!!
(23:24:26) Koli: everybody scatter!
(23:24:28) Althanas: Koli logs out of the Chat.
(23:24:35) Althanas: matthewrramon logs out of the Chat.
(23:24:36) Tobias_Stalt: AW SNAP.
(23:24:47) Althanas: dracoboy8 logs out of the Chat.
(23:25:20) matthewkuch: HA!
(23:25:34) Mutant_Lorenor: lol
(23:25:41) Mutant_Lorenor: abandon ship everyone!
(23:25:42) Mutant_Lorenor: lol
(23:25:48) Althanas: matthewkuch logs out of the Chat.
(23:26:39) Mutant_Lorenor: so whats everybody up to tonight?

Kuch... I worry about you sometimes! ;p

[Lye]

Someone said ban? >:}

[Ashla]

(19:31:33) Tobias_Stalt: We needed Ashla. And now we have her. Contentness is a BlueGhosty chat.
(19:31:54) BlueGhostofSeaside: Thank you?
(19:32:25) Philomel: Ahh
(19:32:29) Philomel: hello madam
(19:32:51) Tobias_Stalt: I don't know.
(19:32:58) Tobias_Stalt: We're goofballs.
(19:33:41) BlueGhostofSeaside: I am weird, and that is normal
(19:33:55) BlueGhostofSeaside: I will never be normal, and that's not weird
(19:34:11) Tobias_Stalt: I approve. We can be friends.
(19:34:17) Philomel: I AM NORMAL
(19:34:23) BlueGhostofSeaside: There is no one I'd rather be tha- PERCY THE TANK ENGINE ON RAINBOWS
(19:34:25) Philomel: :D
(19:34:29) Philomel: HIIIIIIII
(19:34:36) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol

[Christoph]

BlackandBlueEyes: Chris
BlackandBlueEyes: I think I'm dying
Christoph: oh yeah?
Christoph: Can I have your Wii U?
BlackandBlueEyes: No
BlackandBlueEyes: All my shit's getting buried with me
Christoph: Good to know. I'll be sure to bring a shovel.
BlackandBlueEyes: If I find out Jesus uses Fox and plays FINAL DESTINATION NO ITEMS, I'll ship it to you from heaven.

*

Postage would be a bitch, though.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Talkin' Taylor Swift in chat this morning...

(08:42:36) Luned: one of the best parts of the work trip earlier this week was to get to see my coworker Kyle get far too intense about Blank Space being his jam while half in the bag
(08:43:28) BlackAndBlueEyes: Ever since seeing the Blank Space video, the pen click in the song has turned into a switchblade in my mind.
(08:43:41) Luned: haha
(08:44:09) BlackAndBlueEyes: Blank Space can totally be an Aurelianus Drak'shal theme song, in that case
(08:44:15) BlackAndBlueEyes: Because of his dead-book and all
(08:45:35) Luned: I approve. Let's make it official


It has been documented. It is now canon.

[Green Gwendolyn]

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(14:35:20) Althanas: Kroom logs into the Chat.
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(15:21:40) Green_Gwendolyn: BREAKING THE SILENCE
(15:21:46) Green_Gwendolyn: MAKING NOISE
(15:21:52) Green_Gwendolyn: CAUSE I'M BORED
(15:21:59) Green_Gwendolyn: AND STUPID CRICKETS
(15:22:07) Green_Gwendolyn: AND MERRY CHRISTMAS
(15:22:18) Green_Gwendolyn: AND I WILL BREEEEAAAAAAAK!!!!
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(15:22:34) Althanas: Rayse_Valentino logs into the Chat.
(15:22:34) Green_Gwendolyn: :P

[Ashla]

(16:38:56) Althanas: Solar_Haven logs out of the Chat.
(17:14:04) Althanas: grim137 has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:22:47) BlueGhostofSeaside: I'm aloooooone now
(17:23:02) BlueGhostofSeaside: No one can cooommmmmfoooooort meeeeee
(17:23:13) BlueGhostofSeaside: I'm aloooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee now
(17:23:26) BlueGhostofSeaside: Someone log in pleeeaaaaaaase

[Ashla]

This is a long one, folks...




(20:36:04) BlueGhostofSeaside: ((I'm just over here waiting for people to bombard Arrow with invitations to all their Power Groups over here...))
(20:36:18) ArrowNgor: Hello Eltham :)....
(20:36:19) Tobias_Stalt: I mean, I'm lost as to how to react to it.
(20:36:29) Elthas_Belthasar: okay Aure Salvar it is as long as you provide the team of Engineers for Sabby to work with im game :)
(20:36:32) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: hehe Ashla, do you really want me to invite the poor sod to anything?
(20:36:43) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: I should be able to handle that easily enough
(20:36:49) ArrowNgor: Blue don't start it xD
(20:36:50) Elthas_Belthasar: Elthas bro :) no m there :) but i like the typo anyway
(20:36:57) BlueGhostofSeaside: She would NOT fit into the Crimson Hand
(20:36:57) BlackAndBlueEyes: I don't think you want Arrow to be tied up with the CH :P
(20:36:58) Tobias_Stalt: I'm looking over it purely from an observer's standpoint.
(20:37:13) Tobias_Stalt: Any way I write it, it's chopped my flow in half.
(20:37:16) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: lo, no Elthas, the first message was meant for Ashla - the second was for you
(20:37:29) BlueGhostofSeaside: Yeah, Arrow's a good character I think?
(20:37:39) ArrowNgor: Sorry typos....on mobile
(20:37:39) Elthas_Belthasar: so we can do the thread in Corone then?
(20:37:52) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Good is a subjective philosophical point of view
(20:38:03) Tobias_Stalt: I'll be tied u....
(20:38:03) Tobias_Stalt: Ahem.
(20:38:04) ArrowNgor: .......
(20:38:08) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Well, if that's where you're based, Aure can easily come to you Elthas
(20:38:09) Tobias_Stalt: I mean.
(20:38:09) Elthas_Belthasar: its all good Arrow no harm done :) .
(20:38:23) BlueGhostofSeaside: Arrow, does your character kill people? xD
(20:38:28) Elthas_Belthasar: thanks Aure i appreciate that. well everyone I got some writing to do :D .
(20:38:44) BlueGhostofSeaside: Have fun, Elthas!
(20:38:50) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: lol have at it, cutter. I shall have a reply as soon as time permits
(20:39:01) ArrowNgor: Just let my character be approved...man u guys typed to fast
(20:39:13) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Lots of practice, cutter
(20:39:26) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: have to be quick in here, or Gods know what might happen
(20:39:26) ArrowNgor: Um...I'm tempted to put her bloodthirsty
(20:39:28) BlueGhostofSeaside: I'm still waiting for Black Shadow to come by
(20:39:34) Tobias_Stalt: Evillll.
(20:39:35) BlueGhostofSeaside: So I can bug him
(20:39:41) BlackAndBlueEyes: EEEEEVILLLLLL
(20:39:50) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol
(20:39:51) Tobias_Stalt: This is Andy.
(20:39:57) Tobias_Stalt: Andy is your new bestie.
(20:40:07) Tobias_Stalt: <3
(20:40:07) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: MAKE IT EVIL, IT MUST
(20:40:10) BlueGhostofSeaside: Andy doesn't bite
(20:40:13) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Yes, it must
(20:40:17) BlackAndBlueEyes: <3
(20:40:21) BlackAndBlueEyes: IT MUST BE EVIL
(20:40:36) ArrowNgor: .....
(20:40:37) BlueGhostofSeaside: His character Maddy bites according to him
(20:40:39) BlackAndBlueEyes: IF IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE EVIL, NASTY DO-GOODERSESESES
(20:40:41) BlackAndBlueEyes: WE MAKES IT EVIL
(20:40:46) BlackAndBlueEyes: WE TURRRRRNSSSSSSSS IT
(20:40:48) Tobias_Stalt: Makes it evil, precious?
(20:40:49) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol
(20:40:58) BlueGhostofSeaside: Myyy...
(20:41:06) BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh, Maddy bites.
(20:41:07) BlueGhostofSeaside: PRECIIOOOOUUUS!
(20:41:07) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: IT CAN BE DONE, FLESH-THING
(20:41:12) BlueGhostofSeaside: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(20:41:13) ArrowNgor: *laughs* we will see how she will turn out
(20:41:16) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: We can make it so
(20:41:17) BlackAndBlueEyes: Maddy bites anywhere and everywhere if it gets her her way.
(20:41:35) Tobias_Stalt: Oh, my, my.
(20:41:38) BlackAndBlueEyes: Maddy bites, and I score my highest ever in a thread.
(20:41:46) BlackAndBlueEyes: #groinbite
(20:41:53) BlueGhostofSeaside: Well, Arrow, you have just witnessed how crazy we are
(20:41:57) Tobias_Stalt: THE PEN15BITER.
(20:42:07) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Pfff! this tame and you know it
(20:42:09) BlueGhostofSeaside: Keep it clean, guys...
(20:42:15) BlackAndBlueEyes: If you've ever wanted to see Althanas's Superman, Joshua Cronen, actually feel pain?
(20:42:17) Tobias_Stalt: 15.
(20:42:21) Tobias_Stalt: I said 15
(20:42:23) BlackAndBlueEyes: You ask me to show you that thread.
(20:42:31) Tobias_Stalt: There are 15 pens.
(20:42:32) BlueGhostofSeaside: Although, with Rated Aur in here...
(20:42:37) ArrowNgor: So I have noticed chica
(20:42:49) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Oi, I'm behavin' m'self!
(20:43:00) BlackAndBlueEyes: Aure has been on his best behaviour
(20:43:06) BlackAndBlueEyes: *behavior
(20:43:07) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol
(20:43:14) Sulla: He deserves a treat.
(20:43:22) ArrowNgor: And a bit perverted in some ways..lol no worries I am used to it xD
(20:43:25) Tobias_Stalt gently massages Aure's back.
(20:43:31) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: hehehehe
(20:43:38) BlueGhostofSeaside: *Throws dog biscuit at Aur
(20:43:46) Aurelianus_Drak'shal sprouts vestigial spines to caress Tobi's hands
(20:44:00) Tobias_Stalt: Mmmmmmm.
(20:44:08) Tobias_Stalt: Delicious.
(20:44:24) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: A dog biscuit? :P I shall remember that next time I meet Ashla in a thread.
(20:44:36) BlueGhostofSeaside: I should post this in the random convos thread...
(20:44:38) Aurelianus_Drak'shal plots
(20:44:46) BlueGhostofSeaside: Oh boy...
(20:44:46) BlackAndBlueEyes: FLESHCRAFT A PUG SNOUT ONTO ICEBREAKER

[Ashla]

Rayse_Valentino: your names are too similar
(14:42:20) Rayse_Valentino: black and blue
(14:42:36) Rayse_Valentino: BunchOfWordsStrungTogetherWithCo​lors
(14:42:57) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol
(14:43:18) BlackAndBlueEyes: Lawl
(14:43:19) BlueGhostofSeaside: Someone totally has to do that
(14:43:24) BlackAndBlueEyes: This is why everyone just calls me BaBE
(14:43:44) BlueGhostofSeaside: Their character is a brunette ice poison user
(14:43:56) BlueGhostofSeaside: Who hates Lye xD
(14:44:00) BlackAndBlueEyes: Now if BG had her BlackGhostofSeaside profile as her main, then we'd have some serious issues.
(14:44:09) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol

[Christoph]

Christoph: http://cheezburger.com/8381457152
BlackandBlueEyes: It's hard to come back from "goo goo gaga, i hit you with my bah-bah

[Hysteria]

While talking about who draws on the site:

(13:09:16) The_Muri: Aur does art I think but I never look at it for reasons

[Christoph]

Probably a wise decision.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

:P I'm touched.

Mainly in the head.

[Ashla]

(13:40:50) Althanas: Fez_The_Kid has been logged out (Invalid IP address).
(13:41:43) Althanas: Tobias_Stalt has been logged out (Timeout).
(13:47:29) Althanas: Fez_The_Kid logs into the Chat.
(13:58:47) Althanas: BlueGhostofSeaside has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:04:12) Althanas: Tobias_Stalt logs into the Chat.
(14:06:16) Althanas: Mage_Hunter logs into the Chat.
(14:09:47) Althanas: Amber_Eyes logs into the Chat.
(14:19:47) Althanas: BlueGhostofSeaside logs into the Chat.
(14:20:15) BlueGhostofSeaside: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS
(14:20:20) BlueGhostofSeaside: I PRESENT TO YOU
(14:20:25) BlueGhostofSeaside: BLUEGHOSTOFSEASIDE!!!!!
(14:20:28) BlueGhostofSeaside: Aaaaaaand
(14:20:40) BlueGhostofSeaside: HER ANNOYINGNESS
(14:21:16) BlueGhostofSeaside: First up!
(14:21:51) BlueGhostofSeaside: BlueGhostofSeaside melts your hearts out with blazing cutesie fires of this re used gif!
(14:21:56) BlueGhostofSeaside: http://38.media.tumblr.com/834b4954b655276d171d4f911b630f44/tumblr_ni1ht8PvIh1rn319fo6_250.gif
(14:22:07) BlueGhostofSeaside: Aaaaand we will be back with
(14:22:27) BlueGhostofSeaside: THE WAYS BLUEGHOSTOFSEASIDE ANNOYS PEOPLE IN CHAT!
(14:22:48) BlueGhostofSeaside: We will be back after this short commercial break
(14:24:03) Althanas: Fez_The_Kid has been logged out (Timeout).

[black shadow]

(07:32:00) matthewkuch: (whispers) quack
(07:32:16) matthewkuch: (whispers) whisper whisper
(07:32:43) BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh gawd
(07:32:45) BlackAndBlueEyes: Kuch is awake
(07:32:47) Tobias_Stalt: Fair point, Anders.
(07:32:59) Otto: I think kuch just duped me
(07:33:02) Otto: Well played, sir
(07:33:13) Tobias_Stalt: He duped all of us.
(07:33:20) matthewkuch: nooo
(07:33:21) Tobias_Stalt: One Kuch to rule them all.
(07:33:54) matthewkuch: sorry otto, next time you will be the only one I whisper to
(07:33:56) BlackAndBlueEyes: And one time-out chair in the corner to bind him

Haha! Kuch...

[Dissinger]

(23:33:35) Silence_Sei: Sei beats the ever living tar out of Dru.
(23:33:37) Silence_Sei: :P
(23:33:38) Ellie: Oh my god Cards
(23:33:43) Tobias_Stalt: Fucking awful. I love it.
(23:34:24) Dissinger: I'd like to see him try?
(23:34:32) Cards_of_Fate: I made a post today in seven of cards
(23:34:34) Dissinger: and I'd like to know hwat dream this is happening in
(23:34:42) Silence_Sei: Part of me wants to start playing Sei like the God everyone makes her out to be.
(23:34:47) Dissinger: because Imma make it a nightmare
(23:34:55) Cards_of_Fate: Where Leona was walking away from Vince and he's staring at her ass
(23:34:59) Dissinger snickers.
(23:35:00) Tobias_Stalt: Sei is woman: confirmed.
(23:35:06) Cards_of_Fate: And she calls him out as she's walking away
(23:35:10) Silence_Sei: him*
(23:35:13) Cards_of_Fate: Respect her pronouns

Too late. Confirmed on ALthanachat Sei is a girl in drag!

[Ashla]

I've been noticed as something significant!!! :D


(23:42:37) Alkor: Like, rated BlueGhost.
(23:42:45) Cards_of_Fate: HAH
(23:42:46) Lye: I need to lay off the sugar this late at night...
(23:42:48) Lye: -_-;
(23:42:51) Silence_Sei: Billy, you and me need to do a thread with Tankita where they fuse
(23:42:55) Lye: Rate BG-13?
(23:42:55) Silence_Sei: Ad become Tankioder.
(23:42:58) Lye: XD
(23:42:59) Cards_of_Fate: Or should you lay on the sugar?
(23:43:11) Lye: Oh man.
(23:43:11) Alkor: BG-16.
(23:43:15) Lye: We have a new rating.
(23:43:22) BlueGhostofSeaside: BG-13 xD
(23:43:26) BlueGhostofSeaside: YAY
(23:43:30) Pestarzt: I;m technically here, BG
(23:43:37) Lye: BG you have been noticed.
(23:43:44) Lye: And you are now immortalized
(23:43:46) Althanas: Alydia_Ettermire logs out of the Chat.
(23:43:49) BlueGhostofSeaside: HORRAY!!!
(23:43:49) Lye: As BG-13
(23:43:54) Alkor: Hahahahahaha.
(23:43:58) BlueGhostofSeaside: :D
(23:44:03) Star_Strike: wishing i had mountain due code red so bad right now
(23:44:15) Alkor: Alright, that's totally a plan. Alyssa Tobi slice of love.
(23:44:23) Lye: BG-13 and Rated Aure.
(23:44:27) Lye: Our site kicks ass.

[Ashla]

(15:58:18) BlueGhostofSeaside: The post was short, BUT I POSTED, DIRKS!!!
(15:58:33) BlueGhostofSeaside: Ashla ticked xD
(15:59:18) BlueGhostofSeaside: Aaaand the pun
(15:59:22) BlueGhostofSeaside: Crimson Bland
(16:00:08) BlueGhostofSeaside: The post still needs some touch ups
(16:00:27) BlueGhostofSeaside: http://www.althanas.com/world/sh​owthread.php?28854-Maximum-Nightm​ares-Icy-Awakening
(16:01:16) Max_Dirks: It's all good, I'll get a post in and we can keep it moving
(16:01:42) Max_Dirks: crimson bland! LOL
(16:02:18) BlackAndBlueEyes: Crimson Bland
(16:02:20) BlackAndBlueEyes: That's it
(16:02:24) BlackAndBlueEyes: HANDS, TO ARMS
(16:02:33) BlackAndBlueEyes: TONIGHT WE BRING SOME COLOR TO PALE
(16:02:49) BlueGhostofSeaside: Lol
(16:03:10) BlueGhostofSeaside: She threw the insult on Dirks, not Maddy
(16:03:26) BlueGhostofSeaside: Maddy has no knowledge of the pun
(16:03:27) Rayse_Valentino: you mean "Blands, to arms!"
(16:03:36) Amber_Eyes: haha
(16:03:39) Max_Dirks: lol, it's a solid pun

[black shadow]

(07:25:36) Althanas: black_shadow logs into the Chat.
(07:25:38) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes has been logged out (Timeout).
(07:25:46) black_shadow: I'm all alone!
(07:25:54) black_shadow: there's no one here beside me!
(07:26:01) black_shadow: My problems have all gone!
(07:26:12) black_shadow: there's no one tooooo ddeeeeeriiiiiiiiiddde meeeeee!!
(07:26:21) black_shadow: Butcha gotta have friends!!!!
(07:28:15) black_shadow: oh wait... for the first time in my life.... Althanas chat will have 0 people!!!!!
(07:29:53) Althanas: black_shadow logs out of the Chat.

[Cards of Fate]

(22:06:08) Silence_Sei: But to quote the decidedly Asian guy in the new Godzilla.
(22:06:16) Silence_Sei: "Let them fight."
(22:06:18) Christoph: LET THEM FIGHT
(22:06:27) Silence_Sei: ^
(22:06:29) Silence_Sei: This guy
(22:06:29) Christoph: Hahaha



This just in, Stoph and Cal agreed on something. Worlds end soon to follow :P

[Otto]

(10:16:08) Erirag_the_Poet: Andy and I decided if Eri and Madison were a couple, Eri would make sure Madison had everything she needed and write epics about her, and Madison would find her rare books and they would sit on a plushy couch and drink cocoa and read children's literature together.
(10:16:29) Erirag_the_Poet: So now this is the ship that I will go down with.
(10:18:23) Otto: That sounds downright amazing
(10:19:01) Otto: I guess if they're friends, Otto will need to apologize to Maddy for trying to eat her
(10:19:12) Otto: (Might be awkward)
(10:19:33) Erirag_the_Poet: Ha ha. Well they haven't met first so it's okay.
(10:24:59) Artifex_Felicis: yay friendSHIPs
(10:26:14) Otto: "mumble mumble sorry I tried to bite your arm off" *shuffles feet awkwardly*
(10:26:20) Althanas: Christoph logs into the Chat.
(10:27:01) Otto: Maddy: "mumble mumble mumble sorry I bashed your face in with a rock and made you chew on glass" *stares awkwardly at own feet*
(10:27:17) Artifex_Felicis: "now kiss"
(10:27:20) Erirag_the_Poet: And Erirag will just be beaming in the background. "Happy family, now we drink and fight and live!"

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Very not safe for work, or young people. Rated extremely Aure.


(12:40:15) aurelianus_drak'shal: Also, pertaining to the war. I have two words that will fill you with revulsion and glee. "vagina-less whores"
(12:40:31) blackandblueeyes: I'm cringing
(12:40:32) blackandblueeyes: And smiling
(12:41:23) aurelianus_drak'shal: I can't believe i never thought of it sooner. Aure goes in, maddy knocks everyone out with smoke-bombs or the like, and aure seals up every hoo-hoo in the joint
(12:41:54) aurelianus_drak'shal: Add that to laxatives in the food and drink, and any business becomes a complete game of chance for customer and hooker alike.
(12:41:55) blackandblueeyes: That should be our opener--maddy and aure discussing the horrid things they can do to phi's whores should the gilded lily not know its place
(12:42:11) aurelianus_drak'shal: Xd and even if they do.. We do them anyway
(12:42:36) blackandblueeyes: Those poor girls.
(12:42:58) aurelianus_drak'shal: :p if you think that's bad, wait until i tell you my plan for switching their genitals with the men
(12:43:15) blackandblueeyes: Ha!
(12:43:28) aurelianus_drak'shal: Or giving them teeth in their.. Orifices
(12:43:45) aurelianus_drak'shal: Or a blinking eye where once there were nipples
(12:43:51) blackandblueeyes: I was thinking of an sti that wouldn't show any symptoms in the whores... But their patrons..? Whole different story.
(12:43:56) blackandblueeyes: Teeth
(12:43:58) aurelianus_drak'shal: My god, i have so many ideas!!
(12:43:58) hysteria: And thus, with the power of one particular tiefling, althanas was blessed with futanari.
(12:43:59) aurelianus_drak'shal: Yes!!
(12:44:06) aurelianus_drak'shal: Xd
(12:44:27) aurelianus_drak'shal: We can call it crotch rot
(12:44:32) blackandblueeyes: I suppose the question that remains is... Canines, or molars?
(12:44:41) hysteria: *vomits a little*
(12:45:03) aurelianus_drak'shal: All molars. Deep chewing action
(12:45:35) aurelianus_drak'shal: Wait!
(12:45:38) aurelianus_drak'shal: Two new words!
(12:45:45) aurelianus_drak'shal: Lamprey vagina
(12:46:16) aurelianus_drak'shal starts smoking from the ears, brain going into overdrive
(12:46:30) aurelianus_drak'shal: My goal: To do something that disgusts even me
(12:46:49) blackandblueeyes: Oh my goodnes
(12:47:23) aurelianus_drak'shal: Hallucinogenic drugs, and foetus marionettes
(12:47:25) blackandblueeyes: We should just copy paste this convo into our opening posts
(12:47:29) aurelianus_drak'shal: Xd
(12:47:44) aurelianus_drak'shal: We should leave it in random chat convos, to freak out poor ailsa
(12:48:25) blackandblueeyes: Wait, wait
(12:48:26) blackandblueeyes: No
(12:48:28) blackandblueeyes: I got it
(12:48:41) blackandblueeyes: I'm going to link you an mtg card, and just let the implications state themselves.
(12:48:42) blackandblueeyes: http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.​com/attachments/99/57/63503249779​1293504.jpg
(12:49:11) aurelianus_drak'shal: Yessssss
(12:49:13) hysteria: I love that card... Now its ruined.
(12:49:49) aurelianus_drak'shal: You think that's ruined? Wait until the war starts
(12:50:11) hysteria: D:
(12:50:11) blackandblueeyes: The great aure and maddy prank war
(12:50:37) aurelianus_drak'shal: Gods below, it's going to be glorious
(12:51:42) aurelianus_drak'shal: Should i put this in random chat thread, to terrify our dearest faun? :p
(12:51:53) blackandblueeyes: .....yes.

[Philomel]

Man, I will abosolutely destroy you.

Also, I thought if the Gilded Lily "lost" then all would be as it is now? No girls would be touched etc.
Otherwise I'll personally send a contingent to hunt Aure down.

I am hoping this is in jest ... *glares*

[Ashla]

(22:20:40) BlueGhostofSeaside: I sent a pn
(22:20:43) BlueGhostofSeaside: Pm*
(22:20:51) BlueGhostofSeaside: During the pm hkur
(22:20:55) BlueGhostofSeaside: Hours*
(22:20:59) BlueGhostofSeaside: ...
(22:21:14) BlueGhostofSeaside: CHUGGINGTON!
(22:21:30) BlueGhostofSeaside: Chugachugachugachuga Chuggington!
(22:26:54) BlueGhostofSeaside: Chuuuuugggiington! Chugachugachuga! Chugachugachuga!
(22:27:40) BlueGhostofSeaside: Chug chug chug chug chug! Chug chug chug chug! Chug chug chug chug- ChugachugachugaChuggington
(22:28:14) BlueGhostofSeaside: COUGHINGTON!!!! Clakity clack!
(22:28:22) BlueGhostofSeaside: Um...
(22:28:32) BlueGhostofSeaside: CHUGGINGTON!
(22:28:35) BlueGhostofSeaside: *
(22:28:46) BlueGhostofSeaside: Wow, is this bold?
(22:28:56) BlueGhostofSeaside: Nope
(22:29:09) BlueGhostofSeaside: I love spicy chips
(22:29:41) BlueGhostofSeaside: And Taco Bell, and no one is here to yell at me about it
(22:30:11) BlueGhostofSeaside: And I can break chat by posting Dancing George over and over again
(22:30:25) BlueGhostofSeaside: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20141021/5126522/curious-george-dance-o.gif
(22:30:29) BlueGhostofSeaside: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20141021/5126522/curious-george-dance-o.gif
(22:30:34) BlueGhostofSeaside:http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20141021/5126522/curious-george-dance-o.gif
(22:30:54) BlueGhostofSeaside: GEORGE HAS SMOOTH MOVES!
(22:31:03) BlueGhostofSeaside: AND NOBODY IS IN HERE
(22:31:15) BlueGhostofSeaside: AND I'M WEIRD!
(22:31:42) Dissinger: Oh?
(22:31:45) BlueGhostofSeaside: I'm waiting for someone to come in here and be like "What the heck..."
(22:31:49) BlueGhostofSeaside: Oh
(22:31:53) Dissinger: Nobody.
(22:31:57) BlueGhostofSeaside: Hi, Diss :}

[Hysteria]

Weird things happen in chat when there is only one person on....

[Rayleigh]

Saving this because it is beautiful. If I were ever kidnapped:


(01:29:04) Sulla: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, or even a particular set of skills. In fact, I'm pretty weak and have a squeamish stomach, I'll probably vomit at the sight of blood. But what I do have is a massive amount of freetime, and a nihilistic outlook on life. So nihilistic I make Daria look like an optimist, with no desire to live or die either way. If you let Shelby go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you, while Hip to be Square plays in the background."

[Tshael]

(19:02:54) Lye: We hop on furniture and pillows like the floor is lava, scream out random Althanas things that have a points system, and at the center of the maze, a pyramid of booze we all drink then proceed to pass out in embarrassing positions that we shant talk about in days to come.
(19:03:11) Tshael: Oh I'm totally down for that.
(19:04:01) Lye: On condition.
(19:04:05) Rayleigh: Sounds amazing.
(19:04:27) Lye: Aure must be present.
(19:04:31) Lye: Because reasons.
(19:04:50) Tshael: Uhhhhhhhhhhh we definitely can't have Aure and I in a room together while other people are around.
(19:05:51) Tshael: The Universe put us on separate continents as a failsafe for the rest of you.
(19:05:52) Lye: Naw, it'll be fine. Althanas is chaos incarnate.
(19:05:57) Lye: Just let it go.
(19:06:09) Lye: >:}

[Visla Eraclaire]

Posting by request of Gnarl & Root:

(17:06:20) Tobias_Stalt: I like my beaches like I like my women.... and I'm not finishing that thought.
(17:06:44) Artifex_Felicis: covered in sand?
(17:06:48) Gnarl_&_Root: haha
(17:07:57) Visla_Eraclaire: Wet salty and course
(17:08:06) Tobias_Stalt: And hot.
(17:08:20) Visla_Eraclaire: and public
(17:08:29) Artifex_Felicis: My second guess was a natural home for crabs and seagulls
(17:08:36) redford: Nude?
(17:08:52) Visla_Eraclaire: Nude beaches are dreadful
(17:09:02) Visla_Eraclaire: The only people who want to be nude are people you'd prefer were not nude

[Skie and Avery]

On a Skype call with Twitch, when the kiddo wanders in the room and takes a look at the screen.

Lorelai: DADDY! :D

Me: Uh... that is not your daddy.

Lorelai: DAAAADDY!

Me: NOT YOUR DADDY!

Twitch: Uh..... *speechless*

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

On a Skype call with Twitch, when the kiddo wanders in the room and takes a look at the screen.

Lorelai: DADDY! :D

Me: Uh... that is not your daddy.

Lorelai: DAAAADDY!

Me: NOT YOUR DADDY!

Twitch: Uh..... *speechless*

Awkward and hilarious. :D

10/10. Would definitely read again.

[Christoph]

(12:52:17) Christoph: Making apple pie!
(12:52:31) Elthas_Belthasar: hey Stoph! how are you bro?
(12:52:45) Christoph: Doing well! 'tis pie season.
(12:52:50) Elthas_Belthasar: hell yeah bro
(12:52:54) Christoph: Apple only. Pumpkin is an abomination.
(12:53:17) Elthas_Belthasar: ill agree with you that apple is pretty tasty though i do like pumpkin as well.
(12:53:20) Ebivoulya: Pumpkin is delicious.
(12:54:05) Elthas_Belthasar: Ebiv knows :D
(12:55:22) Christoph: Pumpkin is gross.
(12:57:07) BlackAndBlueEyes: Pumpkin is really gross, pumpkin I really hate the most
(12:57:55) Christoph: Pumpkin is a vile force of evil. That's why we carve them up and put candles where their intestines and reproductive organs used to be.
(12:58:00) Christoph: As a warning to the other pumpkins.
(12:58:01) Elthas_Belthasar: lol
(12:58:14) Elthas_Belthasar: damn stoph thats some hatred right there
(12:58:31) Ebivoulya: It's fine; he rightly fears the coming pumpkin rebellion.
(12:59:05) Christoph: They'll never take me alive.
(12:59:09) BlackAndBlueEyes: I for one welcome our new orange overgourds

[Sulla]

Sulla
I don't...I don't know how to illustrate my point better than that
A graph?

dipwood
i didn't know what Unfounded was

Sulla
. .
./ ./ .
./ \
That's a shitty graph I made

dipwood
you really are having a stroke, aren't you?

Sulla
It looked a lot better in the text box.

dipwood
that's one of those mad scribbles you bring to the insane asylum to get committed
you smile brightly and go, "That's my art!!!"
while wearing no pants
that might not be enough to get committed
okay you leave a trail of dead hippos
and you're wearing their brains like a scarf
there
committed

[redford]

(17:45:31) Althanas: redford logs into the Chat.
(17:45:39) redford: Deeeeeeeeed
(17:45:49) redford: Dedder than ded
(17:46:04) redford: Redford? More like dedford
(17:46:24) redford: Red ded redemption
(17:46:38) redford: Ded ded dedemption
(17:46:52) redford: The ded pirate Roberts
(17:47:04) redford: Left 4 ded
(17:47:56) redford mourns the loss of chat
(17:48:12) redford: Oh chat has thousands given up thy spirit already?
(17:48:21) redford: Hast thou
(17:49:32) redford: Dedder than ded thou art l, chat, but evermore I shall strive to revive thee, to bring thee to new life
(17:53:23) redford: But alas none rise to my aid
(17:53:40) redford: Chat how can I de-ded thee?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

(06:42:50) Fez_The_Kid: I thought the Tarot were baddies.
(06:43:02) Cards_of_Fate: Step 4, begin implimentation
(06:43:11) Cards_of_Fate: Who told you that?
(06:43:32) Fez_The_Kid: No one, sir.
(06:44:14) Fez_The_Kid: Just my imagination.
(06:44:40) Artifex_Felicis: i heard the tarot eats babies
(06:44:48) Cards_of_Fate: Were more of a nuetral group
(06:44:59) Artifex_Felicis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​fvSNvjB2_cM
(06:45:10) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot pets cats the wrong way
(06:46:27) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the tarot puts their milk in the bowl, and then pours the cereal in
(06:46:48) Cards_of_Fate: No w f ong way to pet a cat
(06:47:09) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot waters its plants with oil.
(06:47:24) Ebivoulya: I heard the Tarot support terrorism.
(06:47:25) BlackAndBlueEyes: Colin
(06:47:25) Cards_of_Fate: My kitten lets you pet her anyway you want
(06:47:26) BlackAndBlueEyes: You're a cat
(06:47:30) BlackAndBlueEyes: Is there a wrong way to pet a cat?
(06:47:37) Cards_of_Fate: Brb, bit broke
(06:47:53) Artifex_Felicis: there's barely a right way to pet a cat
(06:49:14) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the tarot likes ketchup in their mac and cheese
(06:50:13) Althanas: Cards_of_Fate has been logged out (Timeout).
(06:50:14) Althanas: Cards_of_Fate logs into the Chat.
(06:50:26) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard the Tarot prefers the Prequel Trilogy to the Original Trilogy
(06:50:27) Cards_of_Fate: Slander
(06:51:15) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the tarot has weekly meetings to discuss the subtle nature of the Michael Bay Transformers franchise
(06:53:12) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot's favorite Sonic game is Shadow the Hedgehog
(06:53:26) BlackAndBlueEyes: And that Shadow heavily inspired their ORIGINAL MASCOT DO NOT STEAL
(06:54:27) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the tarot thought the Mr.America Hulk Hogan was the pinnacle of his career
(06:54:48) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot purchased Splatoon.
(06:54:56) Fez_The_Kid: And played it.
(06:55:09) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot doesn't get why Undertale is such a great game
(06:55:21) Ebivoulya: Mr. Nanny was easily the pinnacle of Hogan's acting career.
(06:55:45) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot tried the game of the year and hated it.
(06:56:31) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the tarot thinks Loss.jpg was excellent story telling
(06:57:59) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot identifies with Emo Kylo Ren
(06:58:21) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the Tarot's favorite meme was rare pepe
(06:58:47) BlackAndBlueEyes: The dankest of memes
(06:59:06) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot requires everyone to have "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE" as their text tone
(06:59:38) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the tarot thinks brock lesnar is a hack
(06:59:53) Fez_The_Kid: Man, I completely forgot about what are those.
(07:00:32) Fez_The_Kid: I heard that the Tarot think that John Cena sucks.
(07:01:02) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot briefly considered using the theme of John Cena trading cards instead of the tarot deck
(07:01:46) Fez_The_Kid: Lmao.
(07:01:57) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the tarot was disappointed when The New Day turned heel
(07:02:55) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot regularly defends the Twilight books as the pinnacle of YA fiction on tumblr
(07:03:45) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the Tarot's favorite game series was Call Of Duty, but only the ones set in WW2.
(07:04:32) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot are hardcore into the Homestuck fandom, but have never read the webcomic itself
(07:05:47) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the tarot's new dresscode is jorts,with japris on colddays
(07:07:40) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard the Tarot's CoD clan tag is [420NoScope]
(07:08:14) Artifex_Felicis: I heard the tarot's requires socks with sandals.
(07:08:20) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot's secret code is deez nutz.
(07:08:40) Ebivoulya: All I hear is jealousy.
(07:09:08) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot thinks that alicorn princess Twilight Sparkle is the best pony
(07:09:45) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the tarot's was in a mourning period when the jersey shore was taken off the air
(07:10:46) Althanas: Sulla logs into the Chat.
(07:12:58) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot gets affected with explosive diarrhea every other day.
(07:13:11) Sulla: The hell did I walk into
(07:13:35) Althanas: Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris logs into the Chat.
(07:13:43) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot vape with unflavored juice
(07:13:51) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: I heard the Tarot likes mudkips
(07:14:03) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the tarot's hates the fries from mcdonalds
(07:14:05) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Sup
(07:14:25) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot shatters the shins and knees of its recruits.
(07:14:39) Fez_The_Kid: Ey Shin.
(07:14:48) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Hey guys
(07:14:57) BlackAndBlueEyes: I heard that the Tarot thinks that the 360 version of Oblivion is the best Elder Scrolls experience
(07:16:07) Artifex_Felicis: I heard that the tarot's favorite part of game of thrones was "teh boobies"
(07:16:13) Fez_The_Kid: I heard the Tarot thinks Skyrim is lame.
(07:16:33) Sulla: Are you dudes, like broken?

[Christoph]

(23:49:51) redford: Gum it wasn't really trash talking
(23:50:11) redford: She mentioned it more in passing, as I understand it.
(23:55:06) Gum: word
(23:55:51) Christoph: But she totally included some lewd comments about your mother.
(00:00:51) redford: Yeah that wasn't in passing at all
(00:01:06) redford: Well except the passes she made at your mom

[Christoph]

(10:58:26) Christoph: Hey folks!
(10:58:33) Maia: hey hey
(10:59:45) Lye: My father was a folk! I am a dude, sir, and I appreciate if you would be more sensitive to the matter!
(11:00:00) Christoph: Take it easy, dawg.
(11:00:25) Maia: As a cat i do not mind being called dawg
(11:00:29) Lye: My dog was a dawg! I am a guy, sir, and I appreciate if you would be more sensitive to the matter!
(11:00:46) Christoph: You're way too easily offended, bro.
(11:01:36) Lye: My brother was a bro! I am a bud, sir, and I appreciate if you would be more sensitive to the matter!
(11:01:50) Elthas_Belthasar: lol jack :D
(11:01:56) Althanas: The_Mongrel logs into the Chat.
(11:02:02) Lye: XD
(11:03:27) The_Mongrel: What is that shiny bastard getting his knickers in a twist about now?
(11:03:35) Christoph: All right, all right. I'm sorry, man.

[Bard]

(11:37:32) Lye: In the three seconds Fred has had the power, Cards of Fate has leveled up 6 times.
(11:37:40) Lye: Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
(11:38:27) Cards_of_Fate: Stares at pile of ill gotten gp under the carpet
(11:38:34) Cards_of_Fate: Uhhh
(11:39:07) Maia: When in doubt, blame hawl
(11:48:56) Bard: You heard here folks Hawl is the althanas scape goat.
(11:49:08) Bard: Her*
(11:49:29) Bard the epic fail guy of Althanas

Fin.

[Shifters Shadow]

(14:00:22) Althanas: redford logs into the Chat.
(14:00:27) Elthas_Belthasar: hey red
(14:00:34) redford: ey
(14:00:43) Shifters_Shadow: red!
(14:00:49) Elthas_Belthasar: imma be working on that fallien quest bro
(14:00:55) Shifters_Shadow: Are you just ROG mod, or do you do baz?
(14:00:59) Elthas_Belthasar: i just want a partner or two
(14:01:33) redford: I'm actually not a ROG mod yet
(14:01:37) redford: I can do bazaar stuff
(14:01:43) Shifters_Shadow: Okay
(14:01:47) Shifters_Shadow: Question for you.
(14:02:00) Shifters_Shadow: If I wanted a sword...and I'm only asking for a estimate here.
(14:02:01) redford: what you got?
(14:02:14) Shifters_Shadow: A sword of steel strength...
(14:02:22) Shifters_Shadow: But it's two miles long.
(14:02:27) Shifters_Shadow: How much would it cost?
(14:02:28) redford: ...
(14:02:29) SirArtemis: mornin
(14:02:33) SirArtemis: where hawl be at
(14:02:33) Elthas_Belthasar: whoa hahah
(14:02:38) Shifters_Shadow: Additionally, it weighs like a feather.
(14:02:44) Elthas_Belthasar: thas some seriously reach
(14:02:47) SirArtemis: is it always 2 miles long or up to 2 miles
(14:02:50) redford: Are we talking about two miles long but still the regular thickness of a feather?
(14:02:58) Shifters_Shadow: Yeah.
(14:03:07) Shifters_Shadow: I feel it could make me invincible.
(14:03:10) redford: or like you put a sword in a xerox machine
(14:03:24) SirArtemis: where would you passively store a sword two miles long
(14:03:35) Mixed-blood: and one and two and blade snaps
(14:03:37) Elthas_Belthasar: lol boris
(14:03:39) Shifters_Shadow: In my two mile long scabbard.
(14:03:40) redford: I can tell you right off that a sword of steel strength that's two miles long would bend and break
(14:03:44) Elthas_Belthasar: yeah thats what im thinking
(14:04:06) redford: I can still work up a price if you want
(14:04:08) SirArtemis: still don't know how you'd use it in battle
(14:04:08) Shifters_Shadow: It only weighs that of a feather.
(14:04:09) Mixed-blood points at last post
(14:04:17) Elthas_Belthasar: i could understand like
(14:04:23) Elthas_Belthasar: if it had an ability to GROW that length
(14:04:26) redford: I mean that's valid
(14:04:28) Elthas_Belthasar: that would be pretty cool
(14:04:29) Shifters_Shadow: Nah, it's okay mate I'm only playing.
(14:04:36) Hawl: (oh phew)
(14:04:41) Shifters_Shadow: Lol.
(14:04:42) redford: an enchantment to be a feather's weight would be pretty nice
(14:04:46) redford: and it would work
(14:04:46) Elthas_Belthasar: winning
(14:04:48) BlackAndBlueEyes: Let him have it, and everyone can make jokes about overcompensation
(14:04:51) redford: I'm gonna rough it up
(14:04:56) Shifters_Shadow: Lol.
(14:05:01) Mixed-blood: Gnarl
(14:05:02) Hawl: Weight enchantments are great
(14:05:07) Shifters_Shadow: What's up?
(14:05:09) Mixed-blood: You need shadow weapons
(14:05:10) Leoric: Leoric would make a comment about him compensating for something...
(14:05:14) Hawl: Being able to turn it on and off makes it so much better
(14:05:16) Elthas_Belthasar: i could actually see like
(14:05:27) Leoric: plus a sword that long would give ALOT of room to parry and counter with
(14:05:32) Elthas_Belthasar: red characters using a two mile long weapon
(14:05:33) Leoric: it just isnt feasible in combat :p
(14:05:35) redford: let's assume the blade is 3 feet long on a regular longsword
(14:05:44) Elthas_Belthasar: i mean given MY suggestion
(14:05:47) Elthas_Belthasar: it could work
(14:05:59) Elthas_Belthasar: if it snaps to that length at will and then shrinks
(14:06:19) redford: so that's a yard, 1760 yd in a mile
(14:06:25) Shifters_Shadow: I like this conversation.
(14:06:26) Elthas_Belthasar: but then that would be TWO enchants
(14:06:34) Mixed-blood: Pave the cost of that enchantment would be supper expensive
(14:06:39) redford: so you'd need the steel for 3520 lonswords of steel
(14:06:44) Shifters_Shadow: lol
(14:06:50) Elthas_Belthasar: Elthas could afford something like that currently
(14:06:56) Elthas_Belthasar: im paid yo
(14:06:57) Elthas_Belthasar: lol
(14:07:02) redford: I doubt
(14:07:06) Hawl: It would require "Yes" gp
(14:07:27) SirArtemis: hawl did you get to look at the thread later that night?
(14:07:29) Althanas: Atzar logs into the Chat.
(14:07:35) Atzar: morning all
(14:07:36) Elthas_Belthasar: hey Atzar
(14:07:45) Leoric: Morning ZarZar!
(14:07:48) redford: 792,000 gp
(14:07:52) redford: for the sword
(14:07:59) Shifters_Shadow: Nice.

[Artifex Felicis]

(10:00:30) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: See, this is why I'm coming back
(10:00:53) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: Because this kind of thing will not stand. Aure's spent enough time in his oubliette, and now he has work to do
(10:00:54) BlackAndBlueEyes: Aure lost Best Creature to a nine year old girl who works the bazaar
(10:01:02) BlackAndBlueEyes: Who may or may not be a secret eldritch horror
(10:01:06) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: ...
(10:01:17) BlackAndBlueEyes: Twitch
(10:01:22) BlackAndBlueEyes: Maddy ain't scare of no things, as you know
(10:01:23) Aurelianus_Drak'shal: EVERYTHING DIES
(10:01:35) BlackAndBlueEyes: But she's secretly terrified of Hawl.

[Ebivoulya]

(13:52:17) Ebivoulya: 8====D
(13:52:22) Lye: :-o
(13:52:46) Ebivoulya: :C===8
(13:52:53) Ebivoulya: :C==8
(13:52:55) Lye: :O
(13:53:01) Ebivoulya: :C=8
(13:53:14) Lye: :-(
(13:53:18) Lye: Too far
(13:53:37) Ebivoulya: :C===8
(13:53:49) Lye: :)
(13:54:39) Ebivoulya: 8===D~~
(13:55:15) Ebivoulya lights a cigarette and tosses down a towel.
(13:56:47) Lye: And lunch is over.
(13:56:49) Althanas: Lye logs out of the Chat.

[Max Dirks]

(14:26:37) redford: I love new dudes


(14:26:57) Lye: John loves dudes


(14:26:57) Sorin: Ohhhh. Supernatural.


(14:26:57) redford: I got one more in me then I'm gonna cycle


(14:27:00) Lye: Confirmed


(14:27:02) Max_Dirks: yup reviving the things althanians say for that one

[Ebivoulya]

Lye and Diss were talking about an old bazaar thread, and after asking a few times Pav tried caps.

(20:52:37) Lexxum_Vordic: guys...WHAT BAZAAR THREAD LOL WHAT GUN BLADE LOL
(20:53:25) Alyssa_Snow: Jensen has a "dartblade"
(20:53:34) Alyssa_Snow: Hence the "darts fired" pun
(20:53:40) Lexxum_Vordic: Enigmatic?
(20:53:54) Tainted_Bushido: yes Enigmatic Immortal
(20:53:55) Alyssa_Snow: He is also a Ruby wanna be
(20:54:05) Lexxum_Vordic: yeah that guy okay now that makes more sense
(20:54:07) Alyssa_Snow: He wants a gun scythe
(20:54:10) Lexxum_Vordic: i was totally like wtf guys lol.
(20:54:17) Ebivoulya: Somehow putting 'lol' in all caps makes me think of very angry, aggressive laughing - with extended eye contact.
(20:54:30) Lexxum_Vordic: haha ebi
(20:54:33) Alyssa_Snow: Something I do with my mother
(20:54:36) Alyssa_Snow: Yes, ebi
(20:54:38) Lexxum_Vordic uplifts the table
(20:55:00) Alyssa_Snow puts down the table.
(20:55:09) Lexxum_Vordic: dang dood lol
(20:55:15) Alyssa_Snow: insult it
(20:55:15) Alyssa_Snow: Don't give it hope.

Timmy the Table never amounted to anything after that.

[FennWenn]

I think I like drunk Jack.

(21:56:11) Alyssa_Snow: Immas do one more shot nad do bad things
(21:56:19) Alyssa_Snow: watch the news folks
(21:56:20) FennWenn: Yesssssss
(21:56:24) Mari: bad things eh?
(21:56:38) Alyssa_Snow: u gunan see a srteaker
(21:56:38) Alyssa_Snow: itll be tiny tho
(21:56:43) Alyssa_Snow: I nwo my limests
(21:56:54) Alyssa_Snow: fucks
(21:56:59) Alyssa_Snow: nights!
(21:57:11) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs out of the Chat.
(21:57:33) FennWenn: Bye!
(21:57:44) Mari: did heh ave a bad day at work?
(21:57:49) Mari: Poor Jack
(21:58:06) FennWenn: I don't know; he just sort of showed up like "I'm gonna get drunk" and he got drunk
(21:58:30) Mari: yeh that was my levels of tired typo insane
(21:58:38) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs into the Chat.
(21:58:43) Alyssa_Snow: Fred likes Ray
(21:58:53) Alyssa_Snow: ^__~\
(21:58:55) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs out of the Chat.
(21:59:13) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs into the Chat.
(21:59:16) Alyssa_Snow: Imma ninja
(21:59:18) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs out of the Chat.
(21:59:36) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs into the Chat.
(21:59:44) Alyssa_Snow: Daugi 4 lyfe!
(21:59:45) FennWenn: XD
(21:59:47) Althanas: Alyssa_Snow logs out of the Chat.

This tho;

(21:56:38) Alyssa_Snow: u gunan see a srteaker
(21:56:38) Alyssa_Snow: itll be tiny tho

[Mari]

That log in and log out thing hahaha

[Tainted Bushido]

(02:34:00) Mari: I think everyone is referring to Am'Aleh as a female
(02:34:51) Ebivoulya: Not everyone.
(02:34:55) Ebivoulya: Interesting to know, though.
(02:35:12) Tainted_Bushido: Ebi made him a hobo.
(02:35:14) Mari: we're going a different route;
(02:35:20) Mari: ahah yeh true
(02:35:44) Mari: since that's what Breaker and Shin refer them to, a sensual female woman, even though the wiki says its like a lizards head and a fishes tail.

We're going with that.

I guess winning team gets the canonical version of Am'Aleh?
(02:35:48) Tainted_Bushido: That's our Ebi, a murder hobo empowered by a storm hobo.
(02:35:59) Mari: course a god/goddess/diety could change their form at will so not like it'd matter
(02:36:01) Ebivoulya: Hahah.
(02:36:06) Mari: omg
(02:36:06) Ebivoulya: I approve of that description.

[Sage]

(17:44:13) BlackAndBlueEyes: Archivist Madison has this "I'm better than this and all of you" attitude when it comes to secretive groups and their machinations
(17:45:05) FennWenn: So someday they will ban her from the playground
(17:45:09) BlackAndBlueEyes: In her mind, she's working for something and someone far more powerful and important than Lye, Vinny, Shin, Elijah, and anyone else who may head up a PG
(17:45:22) Sage: Madison is so sick of bullshit that she gets hives.
(17:45:54) FennWenn: I should makes a thieves guild someday, : D
(17:46:38) Sage: surprised Madison has not made one herself, if only to lure people into being test subjects...
(17:46:53) Althanas: Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris logs into the Chat.
(17:46:58) FennWenn: :o! That's a good idea tho
(17:47:02) FennWenn: Hi Shin~!
(17:47:21) Sage: yo
(17:47:31) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Hey hey
(17:47:38) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Just so we are clear
(17:47:42) FennWenn: Your new recruit is a unicorn
(17:47:53) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: No one is more powerful or important than-
(17:47:55) Sage: Neigh, don't tell lies
(17:47:57) BlackAndBlueEyes: Here we go
(17:47:57) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Wait what?
(17:48:01) BlackAndBlueEyes: triggerrrrred
(17:48:05) FennWenn: : D
(17:48:17) BlackAndBlueEyes: I've actually contemplated starting up a PG
(17:48:26) BlackAndBlueEyes: A Black Library of sorts
(17:48:31) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: No one will join.
(17:48:36) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: No one.
(17:48:39) FennWenn: My spidergirl would join!
(17:48:41) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: They are 2scurred
(17:49:10) FennWenn: Or maybe my sadist assassin Fae
(17:49:12) Sage: Sage: "a Library, gee wiz i better go check it out!"
(17:49:15) Mari: Amari would join, if not just to spote Lye
(17:49:16) BlackAndBlueEyes: Think of it as The Darkest Timeline Tarot
(17:49:19) Mari: although she cant read good
(17:49:43) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Another book club? I'm out
(17:49:48) Althanas: black_shadow has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:49:52) FennWenn: D : nuuu Shin
(17:49:54) BlackAndBlueEyes: A group of people who acquire dangerous books and artifacts, and put them into the hands of people who require them to get shit done.
(17:50:09) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: So, Bill Bailey then.
(17:50:12) BlackAndBlueEyes: For a price
(17:50:27) FennWenn: Pls put dangerous magiteck in Fenn's hands
(17:50:29) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Meh.
(17:50:38) Sage: Sounds like amazons early days.
(17:50:45) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: XD
(17:50:47) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Yes.
(17:50:50) BlackAndBlueEyes: So
(17:50:52) Shinsou_Vaan_Osiris: Sage wins the internet
(17:51:04) Sage: i work for amazon!
(17:51:08) FennWenn: XD

[FennWenn]

(10:18:44) SirArtemis: lol ebi not as many people have touched it as you might think
(10:19:01) Ebivoulya resists the urge to quote that out of context.

(10:19:17) TwinCast: I have, sorry bro, threads closed due to aids.

(10:19:39) Mari touches it

[Dissinger]

10:49:55) redford: Me and Andy the only level heads tho lol
(10:50:13) Dissinger: Level heads?
(10:50:20) redford: Leto is all like: muh inverted morality
(10:50:58) redford: Well I suppose not only John and maddy
(10:51:05) Dissinger: What are you smoking? She threw the first punch without a second thought. Her entire battle plan has been pullednfrom betwixt her butt cheeks because she stepped in it and needs to find a hose!

[Gum]

(14:47:18) Gum: what kind of animal bites people when they get frustrated :/
(14:47:48) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes logs into the Chat.
(14:48:25) BlackAndBlueEyes: You rang?

[Mage Hunter]

(15:24:43) BlackAndBlueEyes: GSC perfected the early Pokémon formula
(15:25:15) BlackAndBlueEyes: GSC is the kind of game you bust out Approving Pizza Guy pics for
(15:25:40) Mage_Hunter: Gold Silver Crystal?
(15:25:42) BlackAndBlueEyes: Yeah
(15:25:54) Mage_Hunter: I didn't like it
(15:26:01) Mage_Hunter: I'll leave it at that.
(15:26:04) BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh
(15:26:05) BlackAndBlueEyes: Pat
(15:26:08) BlackAndBlueEyes: You were doing so well :(
(15:26:17) Mage_Hunter: RSE
(15:26:33) BlackAndBlueEyes: Gen 2 was hot garbage.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

(14:26:04) BlackAndBlueEyes: Oh
(14:26:05) BlackAndBlueEyes: Pat
(14:26:08) BlackAndBlueEyes: You were doing so well :(
(14:26:17) Mage_Hunter: RSE
(14:26:33) BlackAndBlueEyes: Gen 2 was hot garbage.
(14:26:37) BlackAndBlueEyes: Gen 3, sorry
(14:26:51) Mage_Hunter screen caps.
(14:26:57) BlackAndBlueEyes: :T
(14:27:07) BlackAndBlueEyes: I was blinded by my anger
(14:28:16) Mage_Hunter: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(14:28:22) BlackAndBlueEyes: The Pokémon Generation Power Rankings go as follows: A fluctuating trinity of 2, 5, and 7, then 6, 4, 1, all the side games, the Gamecube games, then 3
(14:28:24) Mage_Hunter: #teamsalt
(14:28:44) BlackAndBlueEyes: Everybody knows this
(14:28:53) BlackAndBlueEyes: It's okay to be wrong
(14:28:55) BlackAndBlueEyes: I'm not mad at you
(14:28:57) BlackAndBlueEyes: Just disappointed

Good grief, Breitbart McBuzzfeed. If you're going to report the story, at least get the whole thing.

[SirArtemis]

(13:49:51) Christoph: I'd just cut off contact. Those little red flags that somebody is a toxic person turn into huuuuge open sores in short order when things go further.
(13:50:06) SirArtemis: yeah it's definitely a flag to me really early on
(13:50:09) Christoph: And a lack of being considerate is a big one.
(13:50:13) SirArtemis: lack of being considerate isn't something you can fix easily
(13:50:16) SirArtemis: BOOM WE AGREE ON SOMETHING

[FennWenn]

(14:13:43) Althanas: FennWenn has been logged out (Invalid IP address).
(14:13:48) Althanas: FennWenn logs into the Chat.
(14:13:55) Althanas: Fez_The_Kid has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:15:12) Althanas: Smol_Rumblehide logs into the Chat.
(14:15:35) Althanas: Smol_Rumblehide logs out of the Chat.
(14:15:42) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:15:43) Althanas: BlackAndBlueEyes logs into the Chat.
(14:15:51) BlackAndBlueEyes: fukken wot m8
(14:15:54) Althanas: Lye logs into the Chat.
(14:15:57) Althanas: Lye logs out of the Chat.
(14:16:22) FennWenn: DID I BREAK CHAT
(14:16:26) FennWenn: IM SORRY
(14:16:35) BlackAndBlueEyes: wat do
(14:16:51) FennWenn: I made an army of spider emojies
(14:16:58) FennWenn: anf then everything broje
(14:17:26) redford: Here we are
(14:17:48) FennWenn: It un-broke i think
(14:17:49) redford: It's Andy's fault
(14:18:00) redford: He doesn't like me
(14:18:07) FennWenn: !
(14:18:08) redford: Or my mtg commanders
(14:18:41) redford: BRB
(14:18:42) Althanas: redford logs out of the Chat.
(14:18:44) BlackAndBlueEyes: Play better decks, nerd
(14:19:26) FennWenn: ...so did I break chat or was that just my phobe
(14:19:55) BlackAndBlueEyes: Chat broke for me and crashed my browser
(14:20:08) BlackAndBlueEyes: Maybe chat should be a spider-free zone
(14:20:15) FennWenn: My spiders were too effective
(14:20:27) FennWenn: great power comes with great responsibility
(14:20:49) BlackAndBlueEyes: yee


Moral of the story; be very careful with your emoji use. Whoops.

��<I'm sorry!

[Venex Apara]

(19:13:22) Mari: Eteri has to deliver stuff to ixian knights so bf things , I am sure pat aka dissinger won't mind if Varin joined along for that rp that could be work for him
(19:13:55) Mari: As for Eteri she usually just likes ashing, souls, and has no real goal in life except to eventually make asoul
(19:15:11) Venex_Apara: "so bf things"
(19:15:18) Venex_Apara: what do you mean?
(19:16:20) Dissinger: Venex has been chosen
(19:16:32) Dissinger: you, are the eteri BF
(19:16:33) Venex_Apara: What?
(19:16:39) Mari: Typo
(19:16:49) Dissinger: I like my answer better
(19:17:15) Venex_Apara: That ship would be very loud, crazy, and blue
(19:17:33) Mari: Omg pat
(19:17:36) Dissinger: I DON'T CARE!
(19:17:41) Dissinger: I SHIP IT!
(19:17:50) Mari: To deliver
(19:17:55) Mari: Don't know how that trned to bf
(19:18:24) Venex_Apara: very carefully

[Mari]

Andy admits puns are ok.


(00:02:59) redford: Imagine all the puns Andy
(00:03:47) BlackAndBlueEyes: I am okay with puns if we can get a hamstermancer going
(00:04:01) redford: I still think your finest moment ever
(00:04:15) Mari: omg

[Venex Apara]

andy admits puns are ok.


(00:02:59) redford: Imagine all the puns andy
(00:03:47) blackandblueeyes: I am okay with puns if we can get a hamstermancer going
(00:04:01) redford: I still think your finest moment ever
(00:04:15) mari: Omg

puns are always ok

[Eteri]

PUNS



(00:56:56) BlackAndBlueEyes: I got yelled at for wearing a watch to my MTG night just so I could trick someone into making me say "It's clobberin' time!"
(00:57:07) Eteri: Did you
(00:57:13) Eteri: Did you admit to doing the puns
(00:57:13) BlackAndBlueEyes: Yes
(00:57:19) Eteri: Ajdyhja
(00:57:24) Eteri goes to record on forums

[Dissinger]

[12:16:35 AM] Mari|done .: Seth and Amari? Friendship is violence
[12:16:39 AM] Mari|done .: My little sethie
[12:16:42 AM] Dissinger: XD
[12:16:48 AM] Mari|done .: I used to wonder what friendship could be
[12:16:51 AM] Dissinger: I always wondered what murder could be!
[12:16:58 AM] Mari|done .: My ldfle Sethie!
[12:17:00 AM] Mari|done .: Hahajaha

[VarWenn]

Took me a while to edit this. A (shockingly enough) condensed version of earlier chat shenanigans...

(10:29:05) Althanas: Darkness_the_Hedgehog logs into the Chat.
(10:29:11) VarWenn: hello~!
(10:29:25) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: Darkness looks into the room filled with unfamiliar faces
(10:29:34) Nightsangel: true but its nice to achieve and wow seems like JC's are quite scarce
(10:29:50) Nightsangel: ---->returning oldbie from years ago
(10:30:02) Aynur: he scoffs as he sits at a nearby table, offering a nod of greeting to all
(10:30:02) VarWenn: hello newperson!
(10:30:08) Aynur: because darkness is darkness
(10:30:12) Aynur: amirite?
(10:30:21) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: something like that
(10:31:15) Killian: Back in the day, 80s and 90s were quite common.
(10:31:44) Nightsangel: I remember JC's happened quite a bit when I was last on site.
(10:31:49) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: what is every1 talking about
(10:32:17) Killian: I remember some power groups required certain thread scores or JCs to even apply for.
(10:32:19) VarWenn: the judgement of a roleplay thread on forum!
(10:32:40) Nightsangel: I think I recall that yeah.
(10:32:49) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I see
(10:33:00) VarWenn: JC's = Judge's Choices = really good threads
(10:33:07) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: Darkness the hedgehog cares not for such things, darkness the hedgehog only wants vengeance
(10:33:22) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I think i could get a jc easy then.
(10:33:25) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: i have lots of story ideas
(10:33:38) Killian: Go for the gold, champ.
(10:33:38) VarWenn: Then you should get started making your character!
(10:33:54) Killian: Reach for the stars and you might learn to fly.
(10:33:57) Nightsangel: Go for it! ^_^
(10:34:09) VarWenn: did you check out the infostuff for new people?
(10:34:22) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: want to hear my story
(10:34:28) Nightsangel: sure
(10:34:32) VarWenn: sure!
(10:34:58) VarWenn: (whispers to Darkness_the_Hedgehog) if you need help figuring things out, the guides are here; http://www.althanas.com/world/fo​rumdisplay.php?391-Guidelines-and​-FAQs
(10:35:03) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: Darkness the hedgehog had his mother and little brother killed before his eyes by his dad . but before his dad could get him, the demon in his blood took him over and killed his dad but he lost his memory about it
(10:35:22) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) this guy
(10:35:26) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: and he is loiking for hte person who killed his family and is trying to contorl the demon in his blod
(10:35:32) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: so he is always angry
(10:35:43) Nightsangel: interesting
(10:35:46) Killian: That's his secret. Like the hulk.
(10:35:47) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) I can't tell if he's a troll or genuine, but haaaaaamigosh
(10:35:59) Aynur giggles (whispers)
(10:36:01) Killian: Scarjo is quite smitten with him.
(10:36:16) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: he was bitten by a vampire too
(10:36:22) Killian: But can a demon ever learn to love?
(10:36:26) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: but the vampire side of him only comes out at night.
(10:36:31) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: darkness can love
(10:36:34) Killian: Devils never cry.
(10:36:35) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: he had a girlfriend
(10:36:54) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: but she was killed by the demon when darkness got upset
(10:37:01) Aynur: (whispers) im
(10:37:03) Aynur: (whispers) crying
(10:37:19) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) TuT
(10:37:24) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: he cant help it because he has a demon
(10:37:27) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: demons are angry
(10:37:58) Killian: Not all demons. It depends on what essence they embody.
(10:38:04) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: darkness is really good at swordfighting thouh
(10:38:22) Killian: Judging by your story, you're possessed by a demon of rage or hatred.
(10:38:27) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: he got a mster and he was the best in his class so his master gave him his magical sword which is stronger when there is blood on it
(10:38:47) Aynur: (whispers) i can't
(10:38:48) Aynur: (whispers) help
(10:38:59) Killian: And ability to maths?
(10:39:23) Aynur: What would your abilities be?
(10:39:25) VarWenn: Darkness, that sounds v/ fascinating, you should go get started on your character profile so everyone can witness the glory
(10:39:37) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: thank you varween
(10:39:43) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: abilities are super speed
(10:39:49) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: and demon rage
(10:39:58) Nightsangel: Your character sounds cool darkness ^_^
(10:39:59) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: and blood eyes
(10:40:09) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: his eyes bleed blood when he cries
(10:40:09) Killian: Does he like chili dogs?
(10:40:20) Killian: Or is that too old in the sonicverse?
(10:41:31) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I need to open paint
(10:41:38) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: so I can finish coloring my oc
(10:41:48) VarWenn: you draw too? :D
(10:41:50) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: he looks like shadow but his eyes are black
(10:41:50) Killian: If Tails is Sonic's buddy and I'd imagine he'd be Starfox in that universe. Would Star Wolf be Darkness's buddy?
(10:41:55) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: and his color eyes are red
(10:42:03) VarWenn: I have a thread of things I draw if you want to look Darkness, ^_^
(10:42:23) Killian: Skippy! NOOOOOOOOO!
(10:42:30) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: :(
(10:42:40) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I am looking at stuff and it looks complicated
(10:43:07) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) darkness has no need for friends
(10:43:08) VarWenn: Don't worry, it's actually p/ simple; we could give you a bit of help if you need!
(10:43:13) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) darkness will ruile all
(10:43:25) Killian: This is definitely more of an intermediate to advanced forum. They're making strides to simplify it more.
(10:43:37) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) wouldn't it be a bit funny if we had a sonic oc running around Alth-
(10:43:38) Nightsangel: Its not hard plus the moderators are really nice and helpful with character creation
(10:43:45) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) HAHA HOLY FUDGE
(10:44:00) Aynur: (whispers) he sent me a message
(10:44:04) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) this guy
(10:44:11) Aynur: (whispers) saying 'Darkness will rapture all evil
(10:44:23) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) just
(10:44:27) VarWenn: (whispers to Aynur) giggling
(10:45:40) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) he might hae one friend though
(10:45:45) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) but his friend wil be tray him
(10:45:56) Aynur: (whispers) laughing so loud I am afraid I iwll wake up my houseamtes
(10:46:15) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) whichi why he cant be friend with you
(10:46:16) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) sorry.
(10:46:26) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: (whispers) i know you seem nice but darkness is a loner who just wants to be loved
(10:46:48) VarWenn: (whispers to Darkness_the_Hedgehog) Fenn has the infinite love, :D
(10:47:13) Aynur: (whispers) hahahhhhh
(10:47:48) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I can't do this anymore
(10:47:50) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I'm crying
(10:47:56) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: help
(10:47:57) VarWenn: !!!
(10:48:11) Nightsangel: ????
(10:48:15) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: does this make it better
(10:48:21) VarWenn: MARI
(10:48:24) Lavinian_Dementia: Darkness = Mari
(10:48:26) VarWenn: YOU TROL
(10:48:28) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: I'm crying

(10:51:02) Nightsangel: Don't worry Tiff your joke was funny
(10:53:17) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: DARKNESS IS NOT AJ OKE
(10:53:24) Darkness_the_Hedgehog: the sadness i feel in my heart is not a laughing amtter

[Flamebird]

Oh my word, I'm crying! This is too funny!

[Aynur]

eheheheh