Dude, I found this...

[Element]

http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?11159-The-Rubric-Remeberin-Garthabel

I seriously - I cried a little. I laughed so hard.

[Otto]

I had no idea of the existence of this literary paragon. I'm not sure whether to thank you dispelling my ignorance, or curse you for allowing me to know that I have arrived too late to witness such a golden era of prose first hand.

[Zook Murnig]

The original: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?3980

[Otto]

Bless you, Zook, and many thanks.

[Zook Murnig]

Glad to crypt rob the Crystal Ball. Enjoy your daily dose of horribleness, intentional or otherwise.

[Max Dirks]

I wish the REAL original was still online.

I really should keep trying to contact Matt.