Happy Birthday Witchblade

[Mordelain]

I suppose my tradition can't stop just because it's you...


:rolleyes:

Whatever you get up to (debauchery I hope!) have a great day!

[Krausus]

Happy b-day witch. Hope ya feast on the carcasses of your foes.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Happy burfday Megan!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Happy nameday, you sexy little fire-cracker.

I have a fresh slave strapped in to film our festivity-fuelled romp. ;)

[Krausus]

Now. Let us slay our enemies and eat their flanks while we will dance and sing the songs of eternal glory. Then we will go find the nearest doctor. And hope we did not eat a disease infested slave. Congrats on ticking away another year of life!!!!! I made a turtle! (I'd mail it. But then that'd be stalkerish) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! May the fire of your soul never wink out.


-Arron/Krausus/Erik/Xavier/My friend Robert.

PS-Can I make like a tavern party post?

[Rehtul Orlouge]

A late happy birthday, you homicidally insane maniac!

[Otto]

Happy birthday, Witch :)

[Witchblade]

Thanks so much guys!!!

We did the party last night, omg it was so awesome. It was a Birthday, BBQ and Bonfire Bonanza!!! I got really drunk and so did everyone else except for the DD's. We ate a lot of food, including meat from my first kill last year! My friends all devoured it and I think Gord might start stalking my freezer for more venison.

There are pictures! But I was so drunk I left my phone in Zuber's van so you'll have to wait until she can drop it off to me then I'll post a couple from the festivities!!!

I never ended up getting my 27 birthday orgasms though... *looks pointedly at Aur*

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Oi!

I'm working on it. But have you ever tried making a raft out of corpses!?

[Witchblade]

Pfft, dead bodies float. Making a raft out of them is super easy. You just need rope.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

You have to wait long enough for the gas to bring them to the surface.

I don't mind the squishing on my junk, but it still requires patience, and it also requires me to resist fucking more holes in the corpses.

[Witchblade]

Screwing holes in your raft is definitely not going to help, Twitch.