Fresh Meat

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

As promised, I have brought fresh meat to the site.

Meat, say hello.

[Soap]

Sup.

So, are you going to beat me furiously?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Take a bite out of you, and marinate you in your own juices...

[Mordelain]

And here we go...again.

How many sado masochists ARE there up North?!

[Soap]

... Please don't lump me together with it.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

*maniacal chuckle*

[Mordelain]

You were brought here by It, you belong to It.

But also, welcome to Althanas - all the usual 'mods can help' stuff goes here > <.

Good to have you :)

[Ashla]

Did somebody say MEAT?? FOOOOOOOOOOD

[Witchblade]

W00t! Fresh meat!!!

Thanks, Twitch!

*offers soap cookies*

They're chocolate chip, I made them myself. ^_^

[Luned]

Welcome!

[Ashla]

Uuuh... No cookies for me thanks...

[Otto]

Hello, Soap! Any friend of Aur's is an enemy of mine (is that right? I think that's right). Anyway, welcome to Althanas :)

[Krausus]

Well. Since im with Witch. I shall now go prepare the back Room none of us knew about.

*random sounds of construction erupt from the door, Sirius walks out he is holding a plate of brownies.*

"Please. My grandmothers recipe is amazing."

*Sirius kicks the body of the last newbie out of the way*

[Solar Haven]

Don't trust anything they offer! unless it is gold ... then don't trust what you have to do to get it!

Also hi welcome to the forums!

[Krausus]

Solar. Dont forget. Less than 2 months ago you were meat.

Well. Just so that you don't feel too bad around us. Welcome to Althanas. Our wonderful website of RP.

*Continues to hold out cookies*

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Krausus, as far as I'm concerned, you're still meat too. ;)

Remember that.

[Ashla]

xD I will not give into the temptation of those delicious, scrumptious looking, beautiful... *Zips mouth shut* No.

[Krausus]

Auri. Ive been on here for quite some time. 3 years to be exact. I wad Balehorn first, then Irishmyth. Now i have this guy. So im as meaty as a 73 year old cow.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Considering the average life expectancy for a cow is around the twenty year mark.. that's not very meaty.

But I wasn't basing my statement on how long you've had that profile.

[Krausus]

Im always meat. But Irishmyth shall eat your soul. Then feed you to his bear.

[Witchblade]

Pfft, you're all fresh meat to me. You guys just know better than to eat the cookies it seems... I'll have to start getting creative. Maybe promise a thread for a cookie or something.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Speaking of threads, Witch... get in Chat!

[Witchblade]

Sorry, I was eating dinner and didn't see your pm.