How goes it?

[.Alexander.]

Sup everyone?

Very excited to be here.

I've been around the RP scene for quite a while and am very excited to be here.

Hooray!

[Ashla]

Hello and welcome to Althanas! :)

[Luned]

Welcome! Glad to have you, don't hesitate to speak up if you have any questions!

[Witchblade]

Welcome to the forum, Alexander. It's always nice to get fresh mea--I mean new players.

*offers Alexander cookies*

[Ashla]

Don't take the cookies, Alexander!

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Don't listen to the blue ghost warning you against witchy's cookies

that's my job

and welcome to the site

[Ashla]

If you eat the cookies she'' drag you to the back room and make you wish you'd never been born. So don't eat them!

[.Alexander.]

Cokies?! Aweso-

http://applejack.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/134841974593.gif

NVM.

Thank you for the warm welcome everyone (even strange, poisoned cookie person), I'm looking forward to writing with you all at some point.

[Witchblade]

Damnit!

You guys need to stop warning the newbs!

*offers Alexander an ice cold beer instead*

[Otto]

Hello, Alexander, and welcome to Althanas :)

[Ashla]

Don't take the beer either! ... You never know, so...

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

In regards to the beer, I'll tell you what I tell all my victims:

Open your mouth, swallow it all down like a good pup, and if you scream, I'll gut you.

[.Alexander.]

LOL, you'd need something a lot stronger than beer to tempt this old boy.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Who said anything about tempting?

I'm going to use force. I just figured the beer might dull your senses a little to take the edge off the mind-numbing pain I'm going to unleash in your colon, like someone giving you a prostate exam with an augur bit.

[.Alexander.]

That's adorable.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

As I'm sure you hear from all the ladies. ;)

[.Alexander.]

Only hear it from the one, I'm afraid and usually in response to our 18 month old's sheningans.

[Witchblade]

Well, I also have a stash of vodka, rum, overproof Jamaican rum, tequila and baileys in the house at the moment. Pick your poison, Alexander. :p

And he's mine, Aur, back off! I already called him!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Pfff!!

If you want him, come and claim him!!

[Witchblade]

Fine! Just tell me where and when and I'll be there, Twitchy!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

My bedroom, ten minutes.

Lose the underwear, you won't need it. Ever again.

[Witchblade]

*burns her entire underwear drawer*

Well you said never again.

[Prophet]

Umm. Welcome to althanas? Im as new as you so. *Holds out his hand*

[.Alexander.]

Then a hearty welcome to you too!