Hi?

[Prophet]

Hey, Im the newbie. Please dont flame me.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Welcome aboard cutter.

You're actually the newest of a recent influx of newbies, so you're in good company, and we won't eat you all at once.

If you need help with anything, ask any of the mods or jump into chat.

[Ashla]

Don't worry, I won't hurt you! :) I'm a nicer one xD
Welcome to Althanas! Have a great time here

[Ashla]

P.S. Whatever you do, don't take Witchblade's cookies!! Got it?

[Prophet]

Ok!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Exactly!

Don't trust Witchblade.

Take one of mine instead- chocolate chip goodies.

*offers cookies*

[Prophet]

Who's this witchblade anyway? *Takes cookie*

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I can't believe he actually took one!!

*drags the now unconscious Prophet back under the house.*

We're going to have so much fun!!

[Prophet]

*Wakes up, blasts the guy with quills with liquified bone, he breaks free and runs out of the house, screaming and randomly hitting trees and plants with fire, bone and, was that cheese?*

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*Continues to scream, then blinks and vanishes as dusk falls*

[Ashla]

Let me rephrase that: Don't takeany food from any other people on here!! .... ... Or drinks either!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

... Well, glad to see that black lotus wasn't a waste of money.

Either that really happened, or I am tripping balls!

[Luned]

Welcome to the site! May I ask how you heard of us?

[Prophet]

My buddy Erik. He said he was on here, but im not sure what his name was so. Ill keep looking.

[Krausus]

FINALLY! It took you THAT long to make this?

*Offers cookies as he kicks the door to the back room shut*

[Ashla]

Don't take the cookie!

[Witchblade]

ZOMG another newbie!!!

*offers the newbie cupcakes*

Welcome to Althanas! Please remember to keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times and try not to feed the mods, they get needy.

[Krausus]

Witchblade. I got the back room cleaned up. Theres some fresh meat in the closet.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Krausus, sorry to disappoint you addle-cove, but I already have my claws in little Witchy. ;)

[Krausus]

*Smiles*

[Otto]

I see you've already settled in nicely. Welcome to Althanas :)

Feel free to hit the staff with any questions you have about the site.

[Witchblade]

Ohh, Aur, you're so possessive. ;) I love it!

Sorry Krausus, but Aur is all this little Witchy needs.

[Krausus]

But but but. I even got out the meat hooks.

[Letho]

I thought that introduction threads were meant for introductions and welcomes and not banter of S&M fantasies and cookies. This is like a third thread that's starting to get filled with nonsense that people used to limit to chat and IMs. I miss the good old days. Also, I guess this is my grouchy way of saying welcome.

[Witchblade]

Ahh, whatever Letho. :p

You're just jealous that I don't pay attention to you anymore.

Oh, and maybe if it's meant for intros, you should welcome the newbie or something, instead of uselessly bantering.

[Krausus]

We say welcome first. Always. Even on Irishmyth i said welcome. I just hope Phrophet here doesn't get Witch angry. Now. Once again. Welcome to our site. Dont eat or drink anything fed to you. An learn to RP. That's my list. Welcome.

[Prophet]

Thanks for the welcome. But we can stop commenting. I found my way around. And I know to avoid Krausus Witchblade and Aurelianus. I know my way around now. But I need a guy i can battle. Or quest. PM me

[Witchblade]

Ah well, he killed our fun.

I hope you stick around, Prophet! Don't let our crazy talk scare you away. If you're looking for someone to write with, check out the recruitment section.

[Prophet]

I just posted in the Citadel. I hope the Krausus guy doesn't mind me stealing his ideas. I used his and Cydnar's arena dissolving as the starter for mine. Anyway. Thanks.

*Snaps and sparks into his other form*

Nice to meet you!

*Incinerates the cookies, then walks out of the house with a content smirk on his face*

[Witchblade]

aww... my cookies.

And don't worry, I'm sure they'll just find it a form of flattery.