I guess this is happening.

[Eli]

So. I guess I exist now. I look forward to trying to shoehorn Eli into the world. I fear no poison cookies. Any thing any witch could even think of doing has been done many, many times before. I really want to improve my writing and make it less awful. This here is my first PBP. In response to the question Luned has not yet asked: http://www.ericmartindale.com/2010/01/15/the-best-play-by-post-roleplaying-sites/

It's pronounced Ee-lie. He spells it weird cause he never quite got the hang of these newfangled letters and their connection to phonics.

Alternately if Eli can't be approved with edits I'll try something else. So here's hoping.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Looks like an old hand in a new glove.

Well, be that as it may, welcome aboard and/ or back cutter.

[Eli]

Who me? Nope. I'm as fresh as shaved babies bottom. I just do my research.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Smart boy.

Well, that being the case, we don't have to tell you where to go, and who to talk to.

Enjoy your time here, and as you already know, if you need anything, feel free to ask.

[Solar Haven]

Welcome aboard gent

May you have an amazing time on this site, and if you have any questions... ask someone else... i know nothing

[Otto]

Same. Don't ask me, I only work here...

Welcome to Althanas! Looking forward to seeing you put your character into action :)

[Prophet]

Welcome, still. Avoid witchblade anyway.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Witchblade is absolutely harmless, silly goose.

Welcome to the site!

[Solar Haven]

i wouldn't say that exactly.... i do have one hell of a bruise from where she played shot for shot with my shoulder

but yes pretty much harmless ... unless we are talking about her character.... then run for the damn hills

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Am I the only one who looks forward to meeting her in character?

[Prophet]

Yes, yes you are.

[Eli]

Special Eli Note: Cowardice is the better part of virtue. Got it.

[Witchblade]

Welcome to the community! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum and at all times, and since you fear not the cookies, then you should partake in their delicious chocolatey chip goodness. ^_^

*offers freshly baked cookies*

BaBE ate them and survived, and he's a pussy, so I'm pretty sure you've got a good chance of living.

[Eli]

I'm good. Thanks for the offer. I've been there and done that. Never again. Ever.

But seriously thanks for the welcome. Man, you people are nice. Very suspicious.

[Dead & Walking]

Oh, they won't be for long, not after I turn them all into zombies HAHAHAHA!
Just kidding, welcome to the PbP dude, I look forward to having our Characters meet and you trying to keep him from turning you zombie.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

What will happen when the first player you run into stabs you in the head, destroying the brain? Or just decapitates you? :P

[Dead & Walking]

Decapitate, my head will still bite you, as for the stab in the head? Um that would kill me, however, neither will be easy due to high hand to hand combat, though without running, I can never get away without knocking you out. However, likelihood of people knowing to do that, zero. it is a new disease after all.

[Eli]

Zombie Eli? That would not work out well for anyone involved. Ruin Eli's whole month.

[Prophet]

Is he made of fire? if not. Please keep your hands and feet inside the zombie.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Zombies? New?

lol Xem'zund may argue that point. XD

[Witchblade]

lol, yeah, we've already had one zombie apocalypse on the board, hate to break it to you. But pretty much every person on the face of Althanas knows how to kill a zombie thanks to that war.

Also, you level 0, me level 8. I take your 'expert' hand to hand combat skills and crush you with my Legendary skills. :p Plus, with my telekinesis, I can rip you apart before you even get close enough to try and infect me.

[black shadow]

Girls, girls, can't we all just get along? Welcome Eli, to Althanas.

[Eli]

Note to self: Avoid pissing contests. Given enough time all participants will be ground into dust and are already wasting their own precious time.

And thank you black shadow.

[Solar Haven]

Pissing contest? who what now? i am in! Bring in the fire truck!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Pissing contest, you say?

Dibs on sitting in the paddling pool!!