Enigmatic Immortal
09-10-13, 02:52 PM
I cannot for the life of me remember where I got this weapon I'm about to ask for, so I'll just buy it.
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Jensen's feet were irking him today. His soles hurt, his toes hurt, his arch hurt. This led to him to feel lower back pain and the feeling left him irritable. In his mind he was limber and perfect all the time, but the pain didn't vanish even after a gruesome death. (A testament to his immortal soul.) so he figured it was undoubtedly a result of no stabbing something violently in the face and then dismembering their limbs. Looking to his arsenal of toys, he realized such a tool was not at his disposal.
So he meandered in the bazaar looking for a place, settling upon Proud Ulterior Smithing Steels Yard. (Pussy for short). Jensen entered and approached the odd shaped desk that passed for a business counter and began to stroke the pussy on the table.
It purred in pleasure.
With little fanfare Jensen launched high into the air the designs for his switchblade sword. "This project needs dehlar and reinforced steel, strong and unrustable metal for a pully chord, and a rune activation switch for pulling the blade tension to switch the sword mode into a scythe mode. Aero dynamic, bastard sword is the largest it can be, no shorter than a rapier. Thanks!"
Jensen tossed his gold coins on the counter in a pouch, continuing to rub the pussy.
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Jensen's feet were irking him today. His soles hurt, his toes hurt, his arch hurt. This led to him to feel lower back pain and the feeling left him irritable. In his mind he was limber and perfect all the time, but the pain didn't vanish even after a gruesome death. (A testament to his immortal soul.) so he figured it was undoubtedly a result of no stabbing something violently in the face and then dismembering their limbs. Looking to his arsenal of toys, he realized such a tool was not at his disposal.
So he meandered in the bazaar looking for a place, settling upon Proud Ulterior Smithing Steels Yard. (Pussy for short). Jensen entered and approached the odd shaped desk that passed for a business counter and began to stroke the pussy on the table.
It purred in pleasure.
With little fanfare Jensen launched high into the air the designs for his switchblade sword. "This project needs dehlar and reinforced steel, strong and unrustable metal for a pully chord, and a rune activation switch for pulling the blade tension to switch the sword mode into a scythe mode. Aero dynamic, bastard sword is the largest it can be, no shorter than a rapier. Thanks!"
Jensen tossed his gold coins on the counter in a pouch, continuing to rub the pussy.