Dirks Challenges You!

[Max Dirks]

Max Dirks is the greatest warrior on Althanas and I aim to prove it.

After some coaxing by Silence Sei, I have decided to issue the following challenges:

Breaker - Citadel Battle
Enigmatic Immortal - Citadel Battle
Abomination - Citadel Battle
Silence Sei - Citadel Battle (no NPCs)
Witchblade - Quest
Lorenor - Quest

Do you accept?

[Mordelain]

Where's my ​invite?

[Max Dirks]

Mordelain is a pussy. Offer up Duffy and I might oblige.

[Silence Sei]

Bring it.

[Enigmatic Immortal]

The citadel? Why does Dirks want a safety net? ;)

Sure thing cupcake. We can add this to the pile of dumb ideas I've agreed to. Mind if we use it to teach me to be a better battler? (Alliteration there for the win!)

[Breaker]

Dirks is too soft. I want you and Duffy in a handicap match.

edit: alternately I would fight you 1v1 with Les Miz. After you sell him a flintlock cutlass. Sa'resh is about to dispatch the Hound and he'll need another meal soon.

[Mordelain]

I'm working on a reply, I promise :p

[Breaker]

[/obvioushint]

[Max Dirks]

Only Breaker, wussy.

[Les Misérables]

Draw, scoundrel.

[Max Dirks]

Nah, the challenge isn't to Les Gay, it's to Breaker.

[Breaker]

I'll use your alias trick then ;)

edit: Breaker retired from the Citadel. You'd have to meet him in the streets. And you'll wish you'd brought Duffy if you don't.

[Witchblade]

Accepted, you can write with any character except Witchblade. She's kind of out of commission except for a couple quests with people who know who they are.

If you really want to write with Witchy, you'll have to catch me on aim and see if we can work something out.

[Mutant_Lorenor]

-slaps Dirks with a metal glove- I accept the quest bro, let's do this!!!

[Max Dirks]

Also that pussy Seth Dahlios...