View Full Version : Rap battle anyone?
If you think you're a lyrical mastermind challenge me!
I love writing songs, but I'm not used to writing rap.. Eh, I'll give this my best shot. No mild language or anything else suggestive for this battle, please?
Yo, I'm the BlueGhost
Tell you what I know
I'm gonna beat you
Gonna get you real good
Never underestimate me
Cause I can get really crazy
BlueGhost's gonna rock you
Yeah, I'm gonna rock you
Not so bad? Yeah, I'm terrible...
Yo, I'm the BlueGhost
Tell you what I know
I'm gonna beat you
Gonna get you real good
Never underestimate me
Cause I can get really crazy
BlueGhost's gonna rock you
Yeah, I'm gonna rock you
Ghost, Im not here to brag and boast
But that rap you kicked just wasn't dope,
How much did that hurt?
Because everything i'll say is venom and it'll get you burnt,
Try to battle me I'll smash you
Leave you stuck to the bottom of my shoe
Like gum on the sidewalk
You cant beat me, so don't talk
Just kidding go ahead
Cause this battle will put your career to an end.
Honestly this is harder when it's almost old school haha
Ghost, Im not here to brag and boast
But that rap you kicked just wasn't dope,
How much did that hurt?
Because everything i'll say is venom and it'll get you burnt,
Try to battle me I'll smash you
Leave you stuck to the bottom of my shoe
Like gum on the sidewalk
You cant beat me, so don't talk
Just kidding go ahead
Cause this battle will put your career to an end.
Honestly this is harder when it's almost old school haha
Oh just quiet down cause you know
That I'm here to simply own
Sure, I'm not perfect but what's gonna hurt it?
The lyrics I write are true so just hear it
I don't know how you wanna do this
As long as you're civil I'm okay to bruise it
Just don't touch my mic or my drums, or my food
If you do, I'm gonna get you
Yeah... Food... *Eats cheese crackers*, I'm gonna try not to lose here...
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-03-13, 05:38 PM
Didn't read your raps, 'cause they're probably lame
Quit eatin' that Elmer's Glue, son, and get with the game
Lyrical mastermind? You're definitely not
I'll grab the mic and pwn you like a LoL bot
BaBE's droppin' the heat all over the beat while hatchin' Pokemon eggs
You'll disappear on hiatus, tail 'tween your legs
Like a bitch; don't be a snitch I'll throw your corpse in a ditch
Three strikes you're out and that's only the very first pitch
Aurelianus Drak'shal
11-03-13, 05:41 PM
Babe wins.
Flawless Victory. XD
Solar Haven
11-03-13, 05:44 PM
BaBE wins.
Victory music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk)
Oh just quiet down cause you know
That I'm here to simply own
Sure, I'm not perfect but what's gonna hurt it?
The lyrics I write are true so just hear it
I don't know how you wanna do this
As long as you're civil I'm okay to bruise it
Just don't touch my mic or my drums, or my food
If you do, I'm gonna get you
Yeah... Food... *Eats cheese crackers*, I'm gonna try not to lose here...
Come and get me
Cause im impossible to beat
Pick your words carefully
The bite from my words are deadly
Yours may be true
But what else can they do other than say the truth
Im trying to help you out but you'll still lose
Touch anything of mine and itll be the end of time
Speak a rhyme without even trying
Im not scared of dying
Thats the truth so dont say im lying
My records sell
Yours people arent buying
My words are the worst
Theyll leave in a corner crying
Ill steal your food and chomp on it
Pull your verses out of the beat and stomp on it
You dont have a chance at winning
My lyrics will knock you out and leave your head spinning
Then I can walk away while grinning
J.M. Vallix
11-03-13, 05:46 PM
Ok. That was odd. You lost the beat at around the fourth line.
BaBE wins. Still.
Come and get me
Cause im impossible to beat
Pick your words carefully
The bite from my words are deadly
Yours may be true
But what else can they do other than say the truth
Im trying to help you out but you'll still lose
Touch anything of mine and itll be the end of time
Speak a rhyme without even trying
Im not scared of dying
Thats the truth so dont say im lying
My records sell
Yours people arent buying
My words are the worst
Theyll leave in a corner crying
Ill steal your food and chomp on it
Pull your verses out of the beat and stomp on it
You dont have a chance at winning
My lyrics will knock you out and leave your head spinning
Then I can walk away while grinning
Other than this you haven't seen me write
Or hear me sing, scream and fight
Bold and brave are the words in the album booklet
Compared to your works, it may be a little repetitive, isn't it?
Though all the messages come out the same
I mix things differently so in that case
It still is something new I do
Can you say the same for your rap too?
Babe you wanna battle dont come here
Pokemon is gay that makes you a queer
Im a bitch? Leave me in a ditch?
Im not losing to a piece of shit
Your style is wack
Dont cry when you get smacked
Youll look like an english man when im done
Your teeth will be jacked up
Get slapped up
Because your no competition
Your head will be another addition
So talk all your shit before its over
Compared to me you are slower
Your career is done
You arent a rapper
Other than the one in the trash
This is a race and your in last
Ill set the pace
I know I can win so im not in a haste
You havent won so dont celebrate
Cause youve got a date with someone next
And his name is death
Solar Haven
11-03-13, 05:55 PM
Rap battlin again? I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s part Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.
You only talk shit when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Zarkin to get neutered
I give up my career as a rapper. I may be white but I aint no eminem. All of you are winners except this kid.
Don't quit your day jobs, ladies and gents.
I used to be really good until I quit rapping for almost 2 years and took up being in a screamo band. I lost all my skill
I used to be really good until I quit rapping for almost 2 years and took up being in a screamo band. I lost all my skill
xD I like heavy guitars and broken glass better than rap anyhow
I give up to easy
Im nothing but sleazy
Weezy is better
I am just cheesy
I put myself to shame
All my rhymes are the worst
Im nothing but lame
My life is a joke
Might as well take this rope I call hope
And strangle myself, how about nope
Im not suicidal but I am a loser
Youve all beat me
Wouldnt even dream of going on tour
Im the whitest boy around
Hell I live in an amish town
You can see why I suck
Cause im stuck in a rut
Of emotional pain
Rap is a game
That I cannot play
Make a mockery of me, do it quickly
So I can walk out with my last shred of dignity
xD I like heavy guitars and broken glass better than rap anyhow
Good lol. Id rather scream my head off than be in a place where if you say something wrong youll die haha
Christoph
11-03-13, 06:08 PM
I used to be really good until I quit rapping for almost 2 years and took up being in a screamo band. I lost all my skill
I used to be a rapper like you, but then I took a shiv to the knee.
Mordelain
11-03-13, 06:08 PM
Haiku is easier to master
It has more poetic bounce than rap
No profanity is ever needed
I used to be a rapper like you, but then I took a shiv to the knee.
Lmfao. Should of seen it coming
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-03-13, 06:14 PM
Listen up, blankflank, I'm gonna' educate you
Straight to calling me gay? That's the best you can do?
I Sparkle bright like Twilight, not a man but a God
Run you outta' town like Trixie, exposing you as a fraud
Look at you usin' big boy words like "shit" and "queer"
I'll Applejack you up; Iron Will up in here
I'm fuckin' Lauren Faust; you're just some fan-fiction herpie
Keep the beat like Vinyl Scratch while you're trippin' around like Derpy
Rainbow Dashin' laps around you! You'll never catch up, yo!
Like Rarity and Spike I gotchu' in a lyrical chokehold!
Think you can best me, kid? You're sippin' Zecora's brew
Twelve bars of My Little Pony and everyone's laughing at you.
Christoph
11-03-13, 06:34 PM
http://images.wikia.com/cardfight/images/c/cd/36243-slow-clap-citizen-kane-orson-w-bJkI.gif
good job BaBE. you proved what I really am. Nothing but a loser. Don't get me wrong because it's mostly true.
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-03-13, 10:29 PM
It's all in good fun. :)
BaBE count this as a challenge. also round 2!
Mind filled with determination,
This is a game of elimination,
I am unstoppable,
Can't stop me from escalatin,
Your sentence is immediate termination,
lets cut to the chase,
youre a disgrace to the human race,
watch as i put my fist through ya face,
it's the way of the fist,
and I can tell this'll get you all pissed,
cause im dodging every one of your shots,
all of em' missed,
this rap will make me hella profit,
can fit the world in my pocket,
im in office,
im in the hall of fame,
rap is my game,
it's lunch time,
get your fill of my rhymes,
help you get through tough times,
you wouldn't last in any of mine,
put you on the greatest loser,
i think you could use it,
im make records,
you make elevator music,
you aint shit to me,
so scared you turned into a refugee,
i throw up bombs when i vomet,
your throat looks good, cant wait to get my hands on it,
squeeze it till you cant breathe,
gouge out both eyes so you cant see,
stomp on your chest and you wheeze,
i just murdered you,
ill take a bow and just leave.
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-06-13, 08:43 PM
You call that murder? You're throwing gravel and rocks
You silly little wooden head, I'll unravel your blocks
It's been three whole days, yes three whole days
Put your thumb back up your starfish, 'cause you're never gonna' faze
Or even taze me, bro; bored with your shit forever ago
Your free-form free flow's equal to Star Wars prequels
You Jar Jar Binks, "Meeso hardy har-har," you suppose
Google "random rap generator" and get better burns than you propose
You got no reason to your rhymes, learn to properly assemble
Get your ducks into a row you quack, so they resemble
An actual rap verse; that's four beats that make a bar
Went back to read your smack and found it rather quite bizarre
Enigmatic Immortal
11-06-13, 11:33 PM
The Lauren Faust rap....priceless
My rhymes are demonic, sometimes supersonic
Your rhymes are so wack, not even the worst wanna get on it,
I could pull your bars out the beat and stop on it,
Star wars? You must be joking,
Because once I pop of your the first ill be choking,
That shit is fucking nerdy, this rhyme is good and it will start burning,
Goes through the skin, it will start hurting,
I am the best, you are the worst,
Dont give a fuck who you are, my rhymes can hurt,
I rap to music, may lose the rhythm but you always lose it,
This rap concludes it, try to smash me?
Havent even seen you attempt to do it,
This is a rap, you suck so bad Ill let you use it.
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-07-13, 08:00 AM
Nerdy, eh?
*Clears his throat, takes a puff off his asthma inhaler*
Tap three Islands and target your verse with Rescind
Go watch some Baby Einstein, you rap three sheets to the wind
Expand your horizons, read a book, your verbal barbs are harmless
My Jedi mind trick flip kicks leave you bitching like Krausus
Doctor Why keep trying to best me, we all know you never will
I no-death run Dark Souls with eyes closed, you ragequit the tutorial
I can't help it I do laps around you posthaste like warp drive
You red shirt, I star in this movie, you're gone by scene five
Run off and shake your wand, magical anime girl!
B-baka! Maybe you'll grow up and write a verse that won't make me hurl
Or just go back and do screamo, you emo, buy some leather at the mall
Streak eyeliner down your pale cheeks like freaks that ain't with it at all
I'll jump on reddit and downvote your entire existence
Bad Luck Brian laughs at you and you put up no resistance
It takes you an entire night to pen your verse with all heart
I wrote these bars laughing at your MS Paint Sonic fan-art
Am I at least getting better?
These rhymes dont make you hurl?, how bout i whirl and punch you in the gut
i dont give a shit if your a girl, i dont care send me to jail,
The letters i receive from you is just fan mail, i dont ragequit nor do i fail,
ill skin you alive and use that as my sail, out on the ocean i am the the bomb
Build my ship out of shit viva la bam, glomb,
Oh and my bars are bizarre?, they are incrypted your thought just doesnt extend to far,
you may be better with sting, but i have delivery,
i spit venom, oh watch out it's slippery,
snap crack you busted your ass, as your in pain i got a good laugh,
but this is all just fun for me, so i dont care if you slaughtered me,
i can tell i'm getting better, cause your panties seem to be getting wetter,
man or woman i'll eventually beat you, so dont let your guard down cause i will defeat you,
i am death, and im coming to reap you,
pick your head off your body, you arent the best so why be snobby?,
yes this is a battle and i will admit, i am not the best but you arent the shit.
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-07-13, 05:47 PM
A battle? Oh shit, I thought it was a tea party!
Here, take back your dolls and blankie, things're about to get quite naughty
I'm a cat playing with its dinner, like the dirty rat that you are
Covered in disease, cheese and fleas; bitch please I AM SINISTAR
You don't spit shit; you choke, you croak, you flail, you're broke
I provoke, I joke--by the way I'm bro, bro, 100 percent bloke
Wipe that saucy grin off your face, I know what you're thinking
Exit only back there, unlike your own brown eye winking
Oh snap, I make a gay crack, I done lowered myself to your level
Apologies and Hail Marys, friends, let's now rejoin the revel
Brain cells have a half-life of reading four of your rhymes
Your barbs are as good as your grammar, your lines quickening bedtimes
Make it rain apostrophes and periods, learn to English than you can test
Your null facilities against my capabilities, while you suckle your mother's breast
And you do ragequit and fail; your two fans rushing to bail on your stocks
Say the word, and I'll screencap your resignation sitting in my PM box
;)
hey lol that is recalled. you cannot have my resignation lol
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-07-13, 06:12 PM
Very well then. Putting on my srs game face (http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/8/8c/Pinkie_Pie_serious_face_S02E02.png).
stop talking your shit, you are not a man,
you rap like a woman, I'll do the best that I can,
fuck grammar, we are not in school,
if we were i'd use you like the toll you are, probably getting drunk at the bar,
im on a pedestal, can't even knock me down,
I see you are gay, go back to pound town,
You fear every time you look in the mirror, cause everytime you look I just appear,
your gonna learn to hate everything you became, because I'm comming back,
Coby's the name, rap is the game, I have fortune and fame,
but all I see in you is torture and shame,
If you happen to imagine, nothing can happen,
but listen to yourself, dick sucking and lip smackin,
Quit jackin off while I'm going off, hold on you can suck me off,
I am the lyrical master, your a statue i plastered together,
My lyrics are forever, yours are remastered,
I dont need swagger, that is for bitches,
Just like you, so get back in the kitchen,
You can rap but not good enough, your as bad as your poker face, I can tell when you bluff,
but you just plain suck, listen up when I say I don't give a fuck,
you a child, piled with hopes and dreams,
I am a man, listening to you scream,
I did murder you, you are a ghost,
There is no room for you to boast, I sent you my resignation but I can take it away,
just like your life, your bloods on the floor,
Take this mop and clean it up, just like my foot when I shove it up your butt,
I will end this here and now, cause obviously I'm the king, now take your bow.
Hey this is actually fun. Im proud to say I'm getting better. Wouldn't you say friend?
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-07-13, 06:42 PM
Find other disses to make other than "lol fagget". If you don't mind some constructive criticism, there's enough gay jokes and homophobia in rap as it is; it doesn't do you any good when half of your insults fall in line with the status quo.
Find other disses to make other than "lol fagget". If you don't mind some constructive criticism, there's enough gay jokes and homophobia in rap as it is; it doesn't do you any good when half of your insults fall in line with the status quo.
yeah sorry bout that. It just comes with the genre I guess because it's so easy to relate with to the whole " Gays should not be allowed to do anything". But i'll work on it. Any other tips wordwise?
Silence Sei
11-07-13, 06:59 PM
Bitches & Hoes
Bitches & Hoes
Taking a sip from a cold Four-O.
BaBe's so cold his nickname's Snow
Watchin' these raps, eatin' Doritos.
Instigatin, perpetuatin, and overall irritatin'
This is a Sei Rap in case you didn't know.
Word to your mother.
J.M. Vallix
11-07-13, 07:01 PM
Why the fuck am i the subject of your earlier rap? I know you dont like me, but i' not THAT bad.
Yeah Erik your pretty cool.
Bitches & Hoes
Bitches & Hoes
Taking a sip from a cold Four-O.
BaBe's so cold his nickname's Snow
Watchin' these raps, eatin' Doritos.
Instigatin, perpetuatin, and overall irritatin'
This is a Sei Rap in case you didn't know.
Word to your mother.
ahahaha. that was a good one!
BlackAndBlueEyes
11-07-13, 07:11 PM
Sei wins!
Everyone go home, this thread is closed!
Awh so soon? I was just getting good:(
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