Drinks All Around

[Caerah]

Hey there guys! I'm fairly new around these parts, though I have done some pbp stuff a few years back (on an old guild board). Hopefully you should start seeing me posting a bit in the coming weeks. Been a little busy since I signed up what with starting a new job.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to many long adventures with all of you. There's some pretty talented writers on these boards from the looks of some of the threads I've read over ;)

[Elrundir]

Welcome to Althanas! It's always good to see a new player around. Hope you have fun!

[Letho]

Welcome to Althanas, Caerah. I hope you have tons of fun writing with the rest of us. If you want to do a quest or something, PM me and we'll work something out. No, I didn't say that just because your character is a redhead. ;)

[nekoprince]

Yes he did

Anyways, welcome to Althanas. Take breask periodically and eat healthy. If you feel a tingling sensation that's just withdrawel while you do something else.

[He'll Scream]

I remember my first welcome thread.......no one responded.....-_-

*Welcome Dance*

[Caerah]

Wow, kind of surprised how active this board is at this time of night...

Hell Scream, that kind of sucks but you can have a cookie! They're mint :p

[He'll Scream]

w00t! thin mints are pretty orgasmic i must say. And this is spam. uh, so cool character concept. >.>

[Cyrus the virus]

Althanas = Active = Awesome

Hi Chris!!!!!!

Take Letho up on his offer. He is sexy, and his writing reflects that physical sexiness, somehow.

[Roscar Palidyne]

Wow, kind of surprised how active this board is at this time of night...

I never sleep. So you'll never be lonely. I'll be right outside your window...watching....waiting......eating Cheetos......you know, typical comforting stalker stuff.

Glad to have ya with us, Caerah. Looking forward to playing with you. And stay away from Letho, he's got that "I want another red-headed vampiric servant girl/lover" look in his eyes. Damn sicko.

[Lavinian Pride]

Obviously someoen doesn't keep up with recent threads...

Anyways yeah welcome to the site. You can call me Diss for a reason that may become clear the more you look around here. We got night midnight day midday crews as we're a world wide conglomerate of writers with alot of time on our hands, and not enough porn.

[Empyrean]

They've all basically said everything you need to know for survival on Althanas, but I'll just summarize:

- Have fun
- Try (and subsequently fail) at eating healthy and ignore the tingle of withdrawal when (and if) you leave the house
- lose lots of sleep
- quest with Letho but beware his redhead fetish

But fun is most important. I think. :)

[Run]

Welcome, ye of legal drinking age. The name's July and I like burning stuff, mainly people such as you, and small housepets.

[Yamihara]

Hiya, Caerah! Welcome to Althanas!

I suggest you keep a level head and your creativity flowing because Althanas will most definitely take out a good portion of it. Believe me, especially with Letho. Well, that's what my sis Murakama told me, but I dunno for sure myself.

Even though the majority of users are in the States or in Canada, you shouldn't forget us Asians! We are awake when you're asleep and sleep when you're awake.

Well, there are a few exceptions. You'll see. ^_^

Have fun! *Gives you a double-chocolate cookie*

[Cyrus the virus]

CYRUS HAS DECIDED CAERAH MUST HAVE THE LONGEST INTRODUCTION THREAD OF ALL TIME

Commence with the length-making. But let's not resort to silliness.

...

Boobs!

So yeah, this is my friend Chris. I've known him for, uh... Many moons. We're good pals, who engage in the awesome gaming of videos, such as King of Dragons and Champions: Return to Arms. He is a delightful man, truly one of my favorite people.

Unlike Letho. He's scum. Scum who can write, I must say.

[The Cinderella Man]

I can't help noticing that there is an anti-Letho campaign going on. I don't know why. He's such a cool guy. I think everybody should give him GP and redheads.

[Empyrean]

Hey, I said nothing in campaign against you - er, Letho. I only warned Caerah of your - his - redhead obsession. :)

[Letho]

Subtle, Gina. Real subtle. :P

My cover is blown!

[Caerah]

Flee to the hills Letho!

Glad to see I got such a warm welcome! Now I'm psyched to start all kinds of wacky adventures with you guys ;)

[Cyrus the virus]

The thread must continue.

I went to Caerah's house tonight. He was at work.

I too desire work, for money.

[June]

Althanas is the best place ever.

[Zerith]

I too desire work, for money.

Amen to that! *goes off to look for work.*

Welcome to Althanas Caerah. If you have any questions, I'm sure Cyrus can answer them. I also think Witchblade should show up soon to give her usual welcome message.

[Cyrus the virus]

She'd better. MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!

I went to Caerah's house last night, after an epic flat tire adventure. We played Smash Bros. Melee.

[grim137]

This thread is officially 10000000000000000% more awsome because I posted in it. Welcome to Althanas.

[AsukaStrikes]

Oh, sure. But, really. You guys need to back the thread title.

*Starts handing out free beer to everyone.*

No hookers, Letho. *sticks out tongue*

[grim137]

No hookers

Damnit, fine. That Raven chick and all her girls will have to do.

[Run]

Damnit, fine. That Raven chick and all her girls will have to do.

Raven's a dude.