They'd do WHAT?!

[Lye]

Feel free to put the kabosh on this if Althanas discourages forum games.


They'd do WHAT?!

A game of antics, confusion, fun, and mischief. Think Vignettes but shorter and a little more out of hand. ;P (not TOO out of hand...)

The Game:


First person posts a statement, question, or scenario.

For Example: "You get a rock thrown at your head by the cutest little kid." or "Who's beard would you tug on, an orcs or dwarf?" or "Your character is the opposite gender, how differently would they act?"
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Person under that responds to your provocation and parries with one of their own.

For Example: "Lye would force feed that cute little kid a bigger rock to make a point not to throw things at strangers no matter how friggin' cute you are!" or "Hmm... He'd seem more like a dwarf kinda guy. Something about those short muscly men! XD" or "Well he already has the long hair, fair skin, skinny figure, and occasional mood swing - Add some lady parts and he's already there! He might kill for chocolate. Yeah, definitely for chocolate..."
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The chain goes on and on until the end of time!

For Example: "OMFG LAWLZ I waste so much time on Althanas! Yay!"
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Rules:


Let's keep the content... tolerable. Aure, Witch, that means you.
No insults or slander, or you will feel the wrath of staff!
Be creative and have some fun. :D





Here we go:

Your character is confronted by a rather drunk fellow who proceeds to shout at the top of his lungs, "I like yer butt *hic* in dem pants!" How do you proceed?

[Gunther]

"Mebee you'd like to see me cute butt out of dese pants!?" wink, wink.

You encounter a time traveler from the future and after much debate, he allows you to ask one question about your future. What do you ask?

[Solar Haven]

I dont know Gunther that well, but here we go.

What is my family like?

Your character is surrounded by amazon ladies, what happens? (Remember according to the 'Rule' at the top PG-13 is in effect)

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I would *content censored* them with my *content censored* until *content censored* spilled out of *content censored* like a *content censored*

Your character comes across a street urchin trying to pick their pocket. How do they react?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Maddy would give them a job in her lab to teach them the value of a hard day's work, and then turn them into a fungal growth bed or test out a new torture device when they make their first screw-up.

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Your character finds themselves in Aure's torture chamber. How long do they survive, and what breaks/kills them?

[Greenwolf]

About 3 days. We spend the entire time watching and rewatching the first twilight movie. Eventually, I just can't take it anymore, and I beg for death.

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Your character is about to get engaged, but you accidentally swallow the ring hidden in the baked potato. What do you do?

[Lye]

First, he would question who would accept such a crazy, unstable maniac? Second, he'd wonder why he ate the wrong potato. Lastly, he'd visit Aure's little shop of horrors to help in getting it... removed.

Your character is sent on a quest he/she must complete to obtain something absolutely precious to them, but involves facing their biggest fear. What is this item and what was the quest?

[Silence Sei]

Become a Clicker and eat her rather than ever tell her what a glutton you are.

Your character has no voice! Oh nos! What is the first thing you try to get it back?

[Ashla]

Ashla would freak out over having no voice! xD The first thing she'd do is go to Corone in search of a wizard to help her get it back or something...

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Your character finds out their favorite place to hang out is closed.