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I have no idea why we do not have one of these. A quote thread! We all have movie quotes or something inspirational thrown our way. Heck, sometimes chat develops some silly quotes as well.
If you have a quote in mind, post it!
Here are some classics from movies I love:
"Y'know what we need? Rope."
"Rope?! What're you gonna need rope for?"
"Oh, is that right Rambo..."
"Fine, get your stupid fuckin' rope"
- The Saints, Boondock Saints
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
- Thorne, Super Troopers
"What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."
- Morpheus, The Matrix
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- Detective Smecker, Boondock Saints
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- Mub, Epic
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- Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
Hungry? Careful not to choke on your stew-pidity. ~ Ahsoka from Star Wars the Clone Wars.
Sorry about the mess Han Solo from Star Wars
Until I become Hokage, I'm not gonna die! Naruto
There is still some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for. LOTR
Narutoooo! Naruto
What about me? I was there for you, I stood by you! Anakin from Star Wars
I'm not impressed... Ahsoka Tano
See, not so bad? Want some milk with that? ... Henry? Emma Swan from Once Upon a Time
Always with the critsizom, Master. Never really believing in me. Trusting me... Well, I don't need you anymore. Darkside Ahsoka Tano
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Various from various
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium. BOMB!
No is for no survivors SPONGEBOB!
STUPID FAT HOBBITS!! Gollum from you-know-what (Sorry, just HAD to use that one)
Th-the-th-th-th-the- THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! Loony Tunes
Awe! You gotta let us know where some of those are from!
Awe! You gotta let us know where some of those are from!
Which ones?
Well he's just so selfish, and- and was taking too long to die. So I decided to help move things along... ~ son of Mortis from Star Wars
Aurelianus Drak'shal
11-26-13, 03:20 PM
I keep my own personal folder of quote threads.
One of them is titled "quotes to steal". And I have done in some of my threads, and will continue to do so - so I can't share any of mine. :P
Gunther
11-26-13, 03:45 PM
I just read a link of John Madden quotes. (http://thehonolulublue.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/dumbest-john-madden-quotes-of-all-time/) He is the Master of the Obvious. They are so stupid, they are funny.
Awe... Aure, you HAVE to share if you have a secret stash! Maybe one a week? We can all look forward to it!
Meanwhile, in Tropic Thunder:
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Kakashi Hatake has some of the worst reasons for being late
"I got lost on the path of life."
"Sorry we're late, you wouldn't believe the traffic."
"Sorry I'm late, a black cat crossed my path"
"Sorry for the lateness guys I was layed up in the hospital again for two weeks."
"I saw a pretty girl, so I danced."
"Sorry i'm late, but I bumped into a very cute girl, and naturally, she wanted to go dancing with me."
"An old lady asked me for directions on my way here."
"I was helping an old lady cross the street."
"My favorite author was in town, and I just had to stop and get his autograph."
"I was eating some ramen with Naruto, but he took off without paying. I didn't have any money, so I had to wash dishes to pay off the bill."
"I got arrested by accident and it took a while to clear my name."
"Sai wanted to borrow the first Icha Icha paradise, but it took me a while to find him."
"I had to pick up the new copy of Icha Icha Paradise."
"Tsunade wanted to borrow my ointment."
"I had to pick up more ointment when Tsunade borrowed the rest of mine."
"Gaara wanted my opinion on his new kind of eyeliner."
"Gai challenged me to an arm-wrestling contest."
"I don't feel like telling you that."
Kakashi Hatake has some of the worst reasons for being late
Lol, I haven't even heard half of those xD Which episodes?
Accidentally arrested?
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Breaker
11-26-13, 04:40 PM
NewsRadio, mostly a tribute to Phil Hartman's character Bill.
Bill: Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, “I never liked you, get lost.”
~
Jimmy: Thanks, Bill.
Bill: Thanks for what, Jim? Thanks for being man enough to bear up to the curse of my overpowering machismo?
Jimmy: Yeah. Thanks for that.
Bill: You’re welcome, my friend. You are welcome.
~
Dave: Bill, haven’t you ever heard the expression, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?”
Bill: Dave, haven’t you ever heard the expression, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?”
~
Dave: Hey Bill, I’m your friend.
Bill: Oh yeah? Where were you last night at 3 A.M. when I was watching Steel Magnolias and crying my eyes out?
~
Bill: Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
A few from the rest of the cast...
Lisa: If everyone thought you should jump off a bridge, would you?
Dave: If everyone around here thought I should jump off a bridge, they’d probably just get together and push me.
Jimmy: If I believed in fairy tales I never would have dropped out of kindergarten.
Dave: Mr. James, I didn’t see you come in.
Jimmy: Yeah, I like it that way. Like that magician…
Dave: David Copperfield?
Jimmy: No.
Dave: Siegfried?
Jimmy: No.
Dave: Roy?
Jimmy: That’s the one.
Dave: Wait a minute, Joe. If what you’re saying is true, then… I still don’t care.
Joe: You can’t take something off the Internet. It’s like taking pee out of a swimming pool.
aand one for the martial arts fans..
"I'm a shark, the ground is my ocean, and most people can't even swim." --Renzo Gracie
Silence Sei
11-26-13, 04:46 PM
"Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame, whatever the cost" ~ The War Doctor, Dr. Who
I've had this list for a while. I can't remember which episodes these were from.
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LOL!
"Where did you get that? Give it to ME!" ~ Darkside Ahsoka
"So many visitors. And I didn't even make tea..." ~ Dr. Tenma from Astro Boy
"I wished I would never see this dust ball again..." "Okaaaaayyyyyyywwwhyy?" ~ Anakin and Ahsoka
"... And you told me 'don't worry, Snips, we're not going anywhere near that'!" ~ Ahsoka
"Hokey smokes" ~ Rocket "Rocky" J. Squirrel
"Quite, you!" ~ Mr. Peabody
"I knew I should have stayed home today!..." Arnold
Funny quote from a fanfiction I'm reading.
"I thought humans thought curiosity was bad?" Toothless said. "Don't you say 'Curiosity killed the cat'?"
"Ah," hiccup chuckled. "But I'm a human and you're a dragon. There's no cat to be killed here."
LOL!
"Chocolate? Ooh! Chocolate! I remember when they first invenvted chocolate! Sweeeet chocolate... It was terrible!!"
I believe it was
Chocolate, I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!
I believe it was
Oh yeah, thanks! :}
Gunther
11-27-13, 10:37 AM
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Twain is usually good for a laugh or two.
"Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime! But who has naptime now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times."
"I just... need to... get angry... and say... mean things... like... uh, your... brain... is... a... mountain... of... hatred."
Sarge: [Trumpet playing is heard in the distance] Shh, quiet. Do you hear that?
Caboose: Yes, that noise is called water. It is very wet, and very sloshy...
Sarge: I was talkin' about the trumpet, bluetard!
I love Red vs Blue.
Aurelianus Drak'shal
11-27-13, 11:34 AM
On the Meta:
"You mean the scariest fucking mute in the galaxy!?"
Zook Murnig
11-27-13, 12:01 PM
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face. -Harry Dresden
The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault. -Harry Dresden
"You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer." -Harry Dresden
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