Apples to Apples: Althanas Edition

[Fox Owen Xavier]

So some people were talking about a game named Cards against Humanity (which I never had heard of before) and mentioned it was similar to Apples to Apples just with a different 'style' of cards. Anyways, I was thinking of what would people come up with if we did Apples to Apples for Althanas? What would be the categories? What would be the names, places, ideas, etc on the other cards?

I'm sure all you creative people can come up with dozens using your characters and other stuff so why don't you post away since I'm having trouble thinking up a good one for myself. :(

Edit: Here's a few that I thought up... Not that great but hopefully someone can come up with better ones. Feel free to use the names over again.
Mystics: Why have steel armor when you can have glass armor?
Sei: The reason why elevators were invented.
Lye: The reason why too much milk should be avoided.
Draug: Need a blood donation?
Aure: The devil himself
Aure: HALF-demon because Satan didn't want to lose his job.
Hoytti: Alt overload
Tobias: The reason why anatomy became an ability.
Witchblade: Sewn mouth diet anyone?
Christoph: Cooking up lore for who knows how long.
Monster: Because Slayer wasn't good enough.
Crafters Three: Because six hands is better than two.
Hysteria: Why have a male and a female character when you can have both in one?
Wolf: A testimony to how horrible some people are at thinking up names.

[Ashla]

Ashla: A member of a powerful mage family and has a quick temper... And her fighting skills STILL sucks.

Concerning us people on on I think we would have the categories of Members and Characters. We would also have the categories Regions, Cities, Races, and Tournaments

[hoytti]

Sorish Mon Larsh: King of the Seas
Fox Owen Xavier: Kitsune with a love of Alchemy
Abrinano Ticherra Voscinato: The man who speaks in opposites.

[Brand]

Brand-The clay that can't sculpt

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Aurelianus Drak'shal:

Warlock by profession, bastard by disposition

or

Half demon, all bastard

[Philomel]

I am going to post and just say YES like AWESOME. Like YES. :D