Lye to Me

[Lye]

Aside from the pun I just made, I want to start a simple forum game. Some of you may have played it. Those who have not, the rules are simple:


You will list three things about yourself.
Two of them will be truths, one of them will be a lie.
The people below must guess the correct one, and they may also post one of their own.
Keep going until you tire out!


I'll start:


I have a college degree in Fine Arts.
I've been in two accidents with three cars, all of which were a Toyota Tacoma.
I wrote an short story in high school that earned me a scholarship, titled "The Decline of Public Education"

[Fox Owen Xavier]

I'll go with number 3 for Lye. (I really have no idea and rather bad at these games.)

Anyways, here are my three.

1. I have three siblings, one brother, two sister
2. My family had over twenty chickens but now only five due to foxes
3. I have moved four times so far during my life.

[Erikar]

Going with #1 for Fox.

1. My girlfriend is currently taking classes to become an electrician.
2. My sister is the mother of my older brother.
3. I am 17 years old.

[Lye]

Damn, was it that obvious?

I will pick number 2 for Fox? I can't imagine having that many chickens...

Now I really want a chicken...

[Edit] Number 2 for Erikar?

[Fox Owen Xavier]

The answer is #2, I did have 20 chickens but now only have 4 left. And winning a scholarship for just a story especially with that title seemed a bit unrealistic.

[Lye]

Oh well, I need to Lye harder!


I own two large dogs. One is a pitbull mix, and the other is a chow mix.
I own two bearded dragons. One yellow and one normal.
I own a pair of Zebra Finches, the girl's name is Peeps, and the boy's name is Pops.


How about this one?!

[Erikar]

Lye, you are incorrect.

#1 for Lye's second list.

[Lye]

Wait, what? How does that work? I'm confused. Wouldn't that make your older brother a nephew?

And nope, I have two big puppies. They're mostly cuddle bugs to me, but they love to scare other people. I keep them in check.

[Fox Owen Xavier]

Not going to take any guesses, but here are three more for people to try and guess.

1. I had a pet frog
2. I had a pet fish
3. I had a pet turtle

[Erikar]

My parents adopted my older brother from my older sister(who couldn't take care of him alone) before I was born due to my mom being told she was sterile, and then had me and my little brother. My dad is my sister's dad, she had my brother/nephew, we adopted him. That makes my dad his grandfather.

[Callan]

1. I'm pursuing a bachelor's in Industrial Engineering, but currently interning as a consulting analyst.
2. I love everything written by James Joyce, especially "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man."
3. I've played the violin since I was a kid, though I've never played with more than one person.

[Master]

1.) I am named after the main character from Brave heart.
2.) I am partially color blind, and cannot see the color blue or any blue-ish pigment.
3.) I used to work for The Hideaway as a farmhand and once helped a horse give birth. (The Hideaway is a Farm)

[Lye]

Huh, that's pretty neat. Makes sense now. So he is a nephew/brother. Your sister must be much older than you.

Fox, I will guess number 1 as the Lye, you did not have a pet frog.

Erikar, I will also guess number 1 as the Lye. Although if she is, girls and tools are a pretty hot combo.

Callan, I will guess number 3 for you. You must have played in a junior symphony or something.

Master, I will guess number 1 for you. But if it is true... Awesome.

Someone needs to guess my pet one!

[Callan]

I guess 1 for Lye, and 1 for Fox.

2 for Master.

My 3 was a truth - I have only ever played violin with my teacher and by myself!

[Master]

I guess 1 for Lye

#3 for me was the lye, C'mon I aint never birthed no horse

[Lye]

Dang, no one thinks I have puppies! They are pretty beastly, but the pitbull mix looks more boxer and the chow looks more German Shepar/Lab.

That leaves you with do I have birds or lizards?

[Master]

Dragons, are dragons an option.

[Lye]

Yes, and I do own two dragons. They eat ALL THE TIME. 1,000 crickets only lasts them 1 freaking month. That's $30 a month to feed dem piggies! They're on a high veggie diet. Way cheaper.

That leaves the birds!

I actually did own two zebra finches named Peeps and Pops, but they passed when I was in high school. Funny story was I caught Peeps one summer day. She flew into my garage and got stuck behind a box. I spent 3 hours trying to find her and we nursed her back to health as a pet. One bird in a cage simply won't do, so we bought her a boyfriend.

NEXT!


I have gone to comic conventions dressed as a Metal Gear Soldier, Umbrella Corp Soldier, and Zombie Killer all in the same day.
I built a life sized replica of the Buster Sword from Crisis Core and walked around Disney Land as Zack Fair.
I have also built a costume for The Masked Man in Naruto, BK-201 from Darker Than Black, and Raiden from Metal Gear Solid: ReVengance.

[Fox Owen Xavier]

I did have a pet frog. It's dead now unfortunately but did have one in the past.

I'm going to guess you don't have birds, Lye.
I'm gong to guess 2 for Callan.

Here's a five way one, with only one being a lie. (Btw, I'm including laptops as computers and also when I say I had, I mean my family had when growing up)
I had a computer with windows 98.
I had a computer with windows 2000.
I had a computer with windows xp.
I had a computer with windows vista.
I had a computer with windows 7.
I had a computer with windows 8.

[Chelley]

1. I (meaning my family and I) have had a total of 6 budgie parakeets, 5 of which have passed.
2. I am an Early Childhood Education & Development major.
3. I have never lived anywhere outside the U.S.

[Callan]

Fox, I'd guess (or hope, knowing your cs background) that you never had a computer with vista.

Another set for me (2 was the lie - I hate James Joyce):

1. My favorite drink is hard cider (Woodchuck 802 is probably my favorite, though Magner's or Strongbow are great too, especially from daught).
2. I consider peanut butter not to be a food but a lifestyle, and eating anything besides Jif is a crime. Crunchy when by itself, smooth when on a sandwich.
3. A sandwich (or damn near any other dish) is not complete without tomato. I prefer cherry tomatoes to grapes or cherries for a snack, and roma tomatoes with a little black pepper or basil on sandwiches, pizzas, etc.

[Noir.]

Lye & your crazy games...

Callan, I guess #2 for you.

here's mine.

1.) I've been kicked out of concerts for fighting
2.) I studied abroad, France
3.) I’ve moved more than 6 times in my life, including overseas

[Callan]

Nope, peanut butter is the solidified nectar of the gods man.

I guess #1 for you, Noir.

I've studied abroad in France so it'd be neat if #2 is true.

[Ashla]

This is a wold guess but... Number Three for Callan?

Now for my facts:
1.) My cousins introduced me to this website. (My cousins are the best!!)
2.) I love pop music!
3.) I love sunflower seeds (with the shells- oh, and don't forget to get them roasted AND salted!)

[Lye]

Callan: Numba 1! You hate sweet alcohol. Only dark beers and stiff drinks!

Noir: Damn straight! You like it~ I pick Numba 1! You ain't a fighter, you're a lover! :p

BGoS: I would say that you don't like the Sunflower seeds. Numba 3! Them be pretty gross. Pumpkin seeds for the win!

No one guessed my third one!




I have gone to comic conventions dressed as a Metal Gear Soldier, Umbrella Corp Soldier, and Zombie Killer all in the same day.
I built a life sized replica of the Buster Sword from Crisis Core and walked around Disney Land as Zack Fair.
I have also built a costume for The Masked Man in Naruto, BK-201 from Darker Than Black, and Raiden from Metal Gear Solid: ReVengance.

[Ashla]

Lye, I FLIPPING LOVE SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!! I just got a new bag several days ago! *Pops one in mouth*. I actually started to love them when I accidentally mistook sunflower seeds for pumpkin seeds (please don't ask...) and I decided to try them anyways. Now I looove them!
Number two would be correct. ROCK/ METAL/ HARDCORE MUSIC FTW! :cool:

[Lye]

Wait, WHAT?! You totally DO NOT seem like a hard metal person. Anyone else find that a little :O ?

BGoS, did you ever get into the CornNuts? Man, I still buy a bag from time to time. Ranch FTW.

[Ashla]

Lol, I am a tomboy despite my distaste for gross things. Just ask Hoytti and Black Shadow, they say my favorite bands use too much screamo! xD The only "pop" artist I listen to is Plumb, who also has done eerie rock and sad, piano ballads in the mix.

I haven't tried CornNuts, I'll have to try them sometime...

[Noir.]

Callan: Numba 1! You hate sweet alcohol. Only dark beers and stiff drinks!

Noir: Damn straight! You like it~ I pick Numba 1! You ain't a fighter, you're a lover! :p

BGoS: I would say that you don't like the Sunflower seeds. Numba 3! Them be pretty gross. Pumpkin seeds for the win!

No one guessed my third one!

I do like it.

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& nope, you guys are wrong so far.

I indeed have been kicked out of concerts for fighting.

-smiles innocently-

I have not studied abroad in France unfortunately.

Lye, I am pretty sure yours is guess #1

Also, rock on to BGOS.

metal is lovely.

[Amber Eyes]

1. I am allergic to shellfish
2. I have a tattoo of a star of David on my back
3. I have twenty one nieces and nephews

[Callan]

Yeah I'll go for 1 for Lye too.

And Ghosty was right - I hate tomatoes nearly as much as I hate James Joyce.
Cider is definitely my jam - though I prefer tart ones to sweet ones. If I do drink beer I generally go dark, Guinness and the like, I haven't found a light beer I really enjoy. Stiff drinks work too - some 1800 tequila with a little lime and salt can be perfect for sipping.

You should fix your #2 Noir, studying abroad was pretty awesome! Well, France was kind of lame but I loved the rest of the countries I visited.

Edit: 2 for Amber Eyes!

[Lye]

Nope, I actually did cosplay all three of those characters in a single day. I wore my black BDU, Plate carrier, and walked around with my sniper rifle. All I did was change out my patches, and for the MGS Soldier, I wore the exclamation point on my head. :P

The false one is actually the third, but only because I have not made the Raiden Armor yet. I am planning on it though... eventually.

For Amber, I would say Number 3.

[Philomel]

throws self into this chaos

Guess...
1: All three of my siblings have been engaged at some point, but none are married.
2: My grandmother is related to the Queen.
3: I own over 30 types of tea.

And Amber Eyes... I am guessing the nieces and nephews one...

[Amber Eyes]

My lie was number 2. I have a star of David but its on my foot. For Phi I'm going to guess that number 1 is the lie.

[Ashla]

Philomel, I guess two?

A second round with me:
1.) I also love chocolate (especially dark)!
2.) I have more than one YouTube account.
3.) I also have a Fanfiction account.

[hoytti]

A second one for me

I have a huge sweet tooth.
I love trains.
I dropped out of high school.

Black Shadow & BlueGhostofSeaside can't answer.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Here, um, I guess I'll go ahead and do this as well.

BGoS, your latest lie is 3. Hoytti, I'm guessing 1.

Here are mine:

1) The first time I quit Magic: The Gathering and sold my collection was so I could have the time and money to spend with my first girlfriend.
2) Despite my immense love for the series, I have never bothered to get past the third gyms in both Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald and Diamond/Pearl/Platinum.
3) I graduated college with a BA in Broadcast Journalism.

[Chelley]

1. I (meaning my family and I) have had a total of 6 budgie parakeets, 5 of which have passed.
2. I am an Early Childhood Education & Development major.
3. I have never lived anywhere outside the U.S

(yeah it's a repost... cause it seems to have been missed and I wanna know which people think is the 'lye')


BaBE: your lie is... hmmm... 1

[Ashla]

Black Shadow & BlueGhostofSeaside can't answer.
Aw darn...

BaBE: Correcto! Numba Three is de lie! (And I am talking weirdly) And number 2 for you since anime tends to get very long like that (like *cough cough* Naruto...)

Chelley: three maybe?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Both of y'all are wrong! I transferred to a 4-year college as a broadcast journalism major, but switched to radio after the first semester.

[hoytti]

Sorry BaBE but I do have a huge Sweet Tooth.

Chelley: is it 1?

[Chelley]

BGoS is correct. I lived in Germany for 3 years, back when it was still East & West Germany and I was living there when the Berlin Wall fell.

[Lye]

Another batch from me:

1. I held the original character sketches from Ao no Exorcist in my own two hands.
2. I ate breakfast with the voice actor who does English Ichigo, Lelouch, and Vash the Stampede.
3. I proposed in front of over 5,000 people at Anime Expo's 2013 Masquerade.

[Amber Eyes]

Lye, I'm going to go with number 2. Mostly because I really want number three to be true! How cute!

Also, more from me.

1. I have a double jointed jaw that completely freaks my husband out.
2. I made a 32 on my ACT.
3. I gave up my dream of medical school when Garrison was born.

[Philomel]

Well um... Lye the first is just awesome. I'm going to say its false though.

Also on mine my gran is not related to the queen, though she'd love to be. And yeah all my siblings have been engaged... At one point we were 1 week away from a wedding.

[Lye]

I want Amber's number one to be true so I will say that number two is false (I have no idea what scores are good in the ACT).

Now for my three, technically they are all true. The third one is false only to the degree that only 2,000 people were in attendance. There are videos floating around on youtube somewhere. So yeah, I've done and seen some cool things. ^^;

[Chelley]

*googles anime expo 2013 masquerade proposal*

it's the first result! *squeee~!*

[hoytti]

Well, since no one else is guessing mine, My lye was Number three, I did complete high school and even one year of college.

[Chelley]

1. I am thoroughly addicted to what my friends and I term "crafting crack"
2. Louisiana was a fun state to live in (and Mississippi and Alabama neat to visit, to boot.)
3. I dabble in archery

[Lye]

Chelley, no. 2 is the Lye.

[Amber Eyes]

Chelly, I'm also going with two.

My lye was number 3. I am still (albeit slowly) working toward my degree.

[Lye]

I have worked at Starbucks for 7 years.
I have worked at AJ's Fine Foods for 1 year.
I have worked at PayPal for 3 Years.

[Chelley]

okay yes, 2 was the lie. I absolutely HATED living in Louisiana, and the only thing that made Alabama and Mississippi neat was visiting my mom's side of the family.

[Flames of Hyperion]

Oh crud, why not? Lye, I guess 3 for your latest one, I don't think any sane mind can work for Paypal for that long...

1. Born outside of London, grew up in Osaka, now living in Edinburgh.
2. Self-taught from 12-up, which has somehow ballooned into doing a PhD in Computational Biological Modelling.
3. Play goalkeeper for the university team.

[Philomel]

Lye, I am guessing the third, also.

Also, Sir Flames... the first. I have an idea part of that is not true. And the second is just beautiful :)

BOOM, more from the Ailsa (Phi)
1: I have recieved prizes for my costume and dress designing.
2: I lived in Japan for just over six months, as a Graphic Designer.
3: I currently run a business in Dog Walking.

[Ashla]

Philomel, I'm guessing three?

And here's another batch from me:
- My least favorite school subject is math. (Please, just make that word diiieeeeee!!)
- I'm obviously a blonde :P (I bet half the members here already figured that out...)
- My favorite gum flavor is lime. (Liiime! It's so much better than strawberry!!)

[Flames of Hyperion]

Philomel: Actually, 1 is truth: 15 years in Osaka, before I returned to the UK for uni. 2 is true as well, however weird it sounds. I lied in 3: I do play goalkeeper, but only at an intramural level, not for the university.

BGoS: The wise man would probably say 3. I, however, guess 1. For mathematics is the foundation upon which all modern science and technology is built, and to hate it is to... well... yeah. At least in maths there's always a right answer. Most of the time. If you have the faintest idea of what to look for.

[Ashla]

FoH: You were soooooo close! Number three is the lie! Oh my gosh how many times has math close to killed me!

[Lye]

Well, for my last one, the lye was my time at AJ. I never worked for that particular grocery store, but I did work for Safeway and Alberston's. My time at Starbucks and PayPal were true.

[Lye]

Another batch:



Lye is a captain in the Black Sails Armada.
Lye is an agent of Banishment.
Lye had a position in the Red Hand.

[Luned]

Hmm... #2?



I suppose I'll jump in:

• I suffer considerable beard envy.
• I haven't worn real pants in years.
• I write/draw comic books for a living.

[Lye]

Close Luned, but no cigar! 50/50 style now! Am I a captain in the BSA or an old member of The Red Hand?

For Luney Tunes, I will say your pants statement is false. People wear pants in the real world!

[Krausus]

Old member of the red hand?-Lye
Luned-#2

>I'm fond of Microsoft wireless mice
>I've spent 3 months in Texas
>I've gone through three phones within the last two years.

[Luned]

You got me. I recently got my first pair of pants in about five or six years, worn them maybe once. I still don't like them. }:^(

[Hysteria]

I ignored this thread because i assumed it was about Lye. My bad :p

1. I have a beard
2. I have two siblings
3. I have never been bitten by a snake.

[Silence Sei]

3 is my vote on Hys.

(1) I have peed in a water fountain before. Not in the fountain that sprays upward in a display, but in a drinking fountain sense.
(2) I once had my fingers crushed in a door jam in middle school trying to retrieve a saxophone.
(3) I have a birthmark on my right ring finger that helped me remember my right from my left until I was 15.

[Hysteria]

Number 2! both my fake one and which one I think Sei's is.

EDIT:
Not everyone gets bitten by snakes -.-'

[Silence Sei]

Wrong!

One of my friends in band in 6th grade was being bullied by some punks who had stolen her saxophone. I went to swipe it back from them and wound up grabbing the door jam instead. The guys then proceeded to close the steel door on my hand and keep it there, and once they heard my 6th grader shrills of pain, they ran away rather than opened the door. I had 20+ total compound breaks in my ring and index finger combined, and they were as flat as dimes by the time somebody found me and got the door open. It was also the first time I lost a full nail at once (My pinky nail just popped right off!)

[Amber Eyes]

^Tis true, his fingers are still all scarred from it!

[Hysteria]

Oh that's nasty. [/cleveland]

[Krausus]

-Weep-
Am i that unimportant?

[Ashla]

Krausus, number one?

[Krausus]

Yep. Can't stand the things, horrid battery life, crappy usb nib.

[Ashla]

xD


Well, here's another set from me too:

- My favorite band is called Flyleaf.
- I enjoy writing lyric sheets and poetry as well as writing fantasy stories.
- I find non-fiction to be rather boring...

[Krausus]

Blueghost, 1.

[Ashla]

Blueghost, 1.

Yep! Flyleaf is one of my favorites, but not number one. My favorite band would be The Letter Black. Flyleaf holds a firm third though!

[Tobias Stalt]

1, I know several styles of martial arts and hold a black belt in one of them.
2, I want to write fantasy novels one day.
3, I loved the Hunger Games.

[Silence Sei]

2

[Tobias Stalt]

Actually, it was three. I abhorred the Hunger Games. Couldn't get past the first page.

[Silence Sei]

and now we can't be friends.

[Tobias Stalt]

Because I want to write fantasy, or because I didn't enjoy reading from the perspective of a pubescent girl about how life is unfair? (I could just as easily have picked up Judy Bloom.)

[Ashla]

Hunger Games = Worse series ever!!

[hoytti]

Hunger Games - Most despicable story that has the most despicable Society I have ever seen. In other words it's DESPICABLE.

[Ashla]

^ True that!

- Whenever I'm off Althanas I have excellent writing ideas popping in my head but when I actually get to write I've forgot it all.
- Another anime I watch is Trigun.
- I love eating raw onions!

[Doge]

Number 3!

Onions are poisonous for doges :(

[Ashla]

Much rite, Doge.
Onions at all and even writing that made me gag!! xP

[Callan]

1. I love onions, onion-haters are heathens.
2. I love onions, onion-haters are heathens.
3. I hate onions!

Go! <3

[Ashla]

Lol
3!

[Skie and Avery]

1. I am bionic.
2. I was an extra in a Tom Cruise movie as a child.
3. I can drive an 18 wheeler (and have, professionally, which is how I came to visit 46 of the 48 states in the continental US).

[Amber Eyes]

I'm going with 1. If I'm wrong you have a story you need to share...

[Luned]

#2! ... assuming #1 refers to your insulin pump? I think that's a thing I saw something about?

[Amber Eyes]

Ah! I forgot about the diabetes...drat!

[Ashla]

- I always get depressed writing some of my characters.
- I always have GP to spare!
- I love chocolate ice cream.

[Brand]

#2. You blow your GP on everything.

-

[Ashla]

Lol, you're right, Brand. When will I learn?? :;(

[Lye]

I have a really, really short temper.
I cannot stand when people fight or argue.
I hate people that take forever to post.

Tough one.

[Alydia Ettermire]

You cannot hate slow posters without hating the man in the mirror.

[Lye]

Nope, I don't mind slow posters. That leaves two left. Which is the truth?

Wait... I did this wrong. Whatever... Which is the truth?!

[Hysteria]

People who argue! #50%er

[Lye]

Bingo! I can't stand it. I try to avoid conflict as much as possible. But like Siegfried has said, "Not all conflicts can be adverted, some require one to brandish their blade."

[Philomel]

1: not-well-known favourite animal of mine is the zebra.
2: I am going to move to England in a couple of years.
3: The worst time I was drunk I asked a Japanese guy to shag me in broken Japanese.

[Hysteria]

Hmmmm... Well I know which one I want to be true. I'm going to go with Zebra being the lie! Although its similarity to a unicorn is noted, I assume no horn = no love.

[BloodandBlades]

Um...

- I love Star Wars Rebels now.
- I don't have Skype.
- I last ate pizza.

[Lye]

Aside from the pun I just made, I want to start a simple forum game. Some of you may have played it. Those who have not, the rules are simple:


You will list three things about yourself.
Two of them will be truths, one of them will be a lie.
The people below must guess the correct one, and they may also post one of their own.
Keep going until you tire out!


- I recently chopped the tip of my finger off.
- I don't like knives because I'm clumsy with them.
- I own two ferrets that cannot stop pooping everywhere.

BG: I pick Option numba 3 as the lie.

[Cards of Fate]

I know you and your land otters well, I think its the second one becuase you were talking about your finger.

1. I. All but lost use of my left eye at a young age due to a birth issue.

I sliced the tendon of my left pinky in a deli slicer and lost use of it

Im left handed

[Ashla]

The second one is a lie?


1.) I enjoy herbs like parsley and basil. Mint though, eeeeew!
2.) I can consider myself addicted to coffee. I actually got headaches and lack of energy when I last went without my morning cup.
3.) I actually prefer the name Ashla here. Heck, I like being called that where ever.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

The second one is a lie?


1.) I enjoy herbs like parsley and basil. Mint though, eeeeew!
2.) I can consider myself addicted to coffee. I actually got headaches and lack of energy when I last went without my morning cup.
3.) I actually prefer the name Ashla here. Heck, I like being called that where ever.

My Shinsou-sense tells me that number two is a porky pie.

1. I have an irrational phobia of Mayo.
2. I have a birthmark on my lower back shaped like the 18th hole of Sawgrass.
3. My grandad played and beat John Virgo at snooker twenty years ago at a charity event run by his golf club.

Click to reveal the answer:


Number 2. I don't have any birthmarks at all

[Ashla]

Actually, number one is the phony. Number two is a true story!


Dang it, I clicked the spoiler button before reading what it was for :P it's number two.


1.) I'm power hungry.
2.) I'm hungry
3.) I'm hungry for potato salad

[Max Dirks]

Logic dictates that if number three is true, then number two must also be true. Since only one can be false, two must be true. Knowing you are power hungry, I'll say 3 is false because logically that is all that fits.

LAWYERED.

[Cards of Fate]

1. Tony is a nerd

2. My production bonus on this weeks paycheck was a dozen tortillas handmade by my boss

3. I have logged over 300 hours on dark souls 2 alone, 600 plus for the series [counting bloodbourn

Answer from last: Cut my pinky, but it was too shallow to do any permenant damage

[Philomel]

Three. I think three is a lie. I bet you've logged in way more hours than that :P

Answer from the last one of mine:- I am moving to England. I mean, pfftt why would I ever move there when I have Scotland?

New list:
1: Gordon proposed with a sheep.
2: My favourite place in the world is where they used to burn witches.
3: I actually hate earl grey tea.

[Rehtul Orlouge]

Going to say 2 for Fred, and also 2 for Phi.

1. I own two books sent to me personally and signed by the author, Hunter "Patch" Adams, MD.
2. Despite being 25 years old, I've never had a relationship that lasted a full year.
3. I have a inflammatory bowel disease that goes by the name "Crohn's Disease."

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Going to say 2 for Fred, and also 2 for Phi.

1. I own two books sent to me personally and signed by the author, Hunter "Patch" Adams, MD.
2. Despite being 25 years old, I've never had a relationship that lasted a full year.
3. I have a inflammatory bowel disease that goes by the name "Crohn's Disease."

I call BS on number two.

1. I have seen a sheep stand on top of a table in a field in Wales, and I have proclaimed this King Sheep very loudly in front of all of the residents of the nearby campsite.

2. I have a hamster with a life expectancy of two years who is now solidly into his fourth year and showing no signs of slowing down.

3. I have an island named after me in the South Pacific.

[Rayleigh]

1. I have seen a sheep stand on top of a table in a field in Wales, and I have proclaimed this King Sheep very loudly in front of all of the residents of the nearby campsite.

2. I have a hamster with a life expectancy of two years who is now solidly into his fourth year and showing no signs of slowing down.

3. I have an island named after me in the South Pacific.

Hmm. I feel like people always make the least outrageous one the lie, so I'll say three. But you're probably reverse-psychology-ing me.

Keeping that in mind...

1. My favorite color is blue.
2. My favorite number is 17.
3. My favorite flowers are lilacs.

[Ashla]

1 is the lye?


1.) I fear large beatles
2.) I only remember one time I was stung by a bee
3.) I ate chocolate covered bugs once thinking they were chocolates.

[Philomel]

Actually, Fred, the lie I told was number 3. I love all tea :D My favourite place in the world is a hill called Law Hill which is behind my parents hill. An old legend says that the trees there grow crooked because of the souls of the wronged witches burnt there.

Blue Ghost, I think 2 is a lie. I bet you actually were stung by a wasp.

Lies from me:

1:- I used to own a mouse.
2:- My flatmate owns a mouse.
3:- We had wild mice in my first year Halls and we used to feed them and keep them almost as pets.

[Ashla]

2?

Actually, three is the lye.

[Rehtul Orlouge]

My lye was number 3. I do have an inflammatory bowel disease, but it's "Ulcerative Colitis," not "Crohn's Disease."

So, yes, sadly I have never had a (romantic) relationship that lasted more than a year... That one is true. I also do in fact own two books signed and personalized for me by Patch Adams. They're the pride of my collection and I've read them both at least five times since I got them in 2012. :)

[hoytti]

Ok, to keep the ball rolling.

I hate Centipedes.
I own a book that I've read 6 time and is not The Bible.
I have a full intestinal tract.

[Krausus]

Definitely one @hoy.

-I have never played a FPS in my life.
-I own two pianos and a trombone. (As well as an oven)
-I have a signed copy of the book "Making of the Atomic Bomb" by Richard Rhodes

[Philomel]

My one was 2. My first year uni halls, we did have wild mice and we fed them bran and other cereals.

My guess for Krausus is 1 because I have no idea what FPS is.

My new ones:

1: I have a plethera of soft toys. My collection, though, only started two years ago.
2: My favourite animal is a crow.
3: I have now booked myself a carriage and horses for my wedding.

[Krausus]

First person shooter. Cod, csgo, etc.

And the lie was two. I own a single piano and no trombone. I'm more of a trumpet or sax person.

[Irate Pirate]

My one was 2. My first year uni halls, we did have wild mice and we fed them bran and other cereals.

My guess for Krausus is 1 because I have no idea what FPS is.

My new ones:

1: I have a plethera of soft toys. My collection, though, only started two years ago.
2: My favourite animal is a crow.
3: I have now booked myself a carriage and horses for my wedding.

I'm going to say 1 is the lie.

1) I've been scuba diving.
2) I've been deep sea fishing.
3) I've been hunting.

[Fez_The_Kid]

My guess is 3.

1. I had a nightmare of Althanas wherein I had had submitted a thread for judgement and my score was so low that I got banned from the site.
2. I smoke cigarettes every weekend without my family's knowing. I'm 15.
3. I am from Egypt.

[hoytti]

Fez I'd say yours is 2
Mine was actually three. I had 1/3 of my intestines removed as a child due to Meckel's Diverticulum problems.
For those of you confused Invetisto is based off a millipede not a centipede.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2293748/Cargo/CentipedePoster.jpg
Right click then select "Open image in new tab" to see full thing.

Here is the "Facts"

I push carts at Walmart.
I sleep completely naked.
I have 6 Biological aunts and uncles, 12 Biological Cousins, 5 Adopted Cousins to come to a total of 17 cousins, 3 brothers, one step sister, two grandma's, 1 Grandpa, 1 Mom, 1 Dad, and 6 next generation second cousins and two more on the way.

[Ashla]

1.) I need coffee to think straight sometimes.
2.) I don't think straight anyways...
3.) chicken > beef.

[Bard]

Well since I don't know what 3 is supposed to mean, I'll pick it for you Blue Ghost.

Now my turn:

1. I sometimes dream in color
2. I gain a thrill over mediating small claims cases.
3. I have successfully: climbed halfway up a mountain; snow skied; water skied; ridden horses, spent two days in a swamp in Georgia without shoes; and learned how to sail a bout.

[Ashla]

Three is the lie.

I think number one has been scientifically proven to be a real thing. With you in chat, two also seems true. Three is the only option left, so three.

[Bard]

1. is the Lye.

[Philomel]

Here is the "Facts"

I push carts at Walmart.
I sleep completely naked.
I have 6 Biological aunts and uncles, 12 Biological Cousins, 5 Adopted Cousins to come to a total of 17 cousins, 3 brothers, one step sister, two grandma's, 1 Grandpa, 1 Mom, 1 Dad, and 6 next generation second cousins and two more on the way.


I am going to say 1 is a lie. 3 is too detailed to be a lie (unless one thing is wrong by one then its just... ._. )

For my last one, 3 was the lye. I have not, unfortunately, booked myself a carriage as yet.

My turn, which is the Lye?

1) I feel an impulse to pet a dog whenever I see one, no matter how scary it looks.
2) I am secretly a secret agent of Awesome.
3) I have never watched all of the episodes of My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic.

[Ashla]

Three is very believable. I've never watched every single episode of the Clone Wars and I've been into that for a long time :P Number two sounds awesome and real, especially if it's just for awesome, which is awesome. Number 1... scary dogs I run and hide from.

The first one is the lye.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Which cake is the lie?

Is it:

1. I once called round at a friends at 2am just to wake him up and give him a bottle of Pepsi Max, leaving without saying a word.

2. I have dyed a certain sensitive area of my body blue with permanent dye in a botched bet with a former girlfriend that went horribly wrong.

3. I have turned my friend's front garden into a putting green, nicking a golf flag from the local course, cutting a hole in his lawn and placing the flag triumphantly in it.

[SpudNotSpuddy]

1. Otters have mad stanky buttholes.

2. Otters love them some baby seals

3. Rayleigh is the best new supermod

Which one is the lie?

[Ashla]

1? Ew


1.) I ate a chocolate bar today!
2.) I ate a dark chocolate bar!
2.) Cards appears rough on his padawans to me...

[Cards of Fate]

Clearly it's number one. That's the only one that's an opinion Spud, I think otter but would make a great cologne

[Philomel]

Which cake is the lie?

Is it:

1. I once called round at a friends at 2am just to wake him up and give him a bottle of Pepsi Max, leaving without saying a word.

2. I have dyed a certain sensitive area of my body blue with permanent dye in a botched bet with a former girlfriend that went horribly wrong.

3. I have turned my friend's front garden into a putting green, nicking a golf flag from the local course, cutting a hole in his lawn and placing the flag triumphantly in it.

I think it is 1... unless you really are that strange.

For my last set of lyes it was that I have indeed watched all of My Little Pony episodes... as from about a week ago :P

New ones for me. Guys lets try to keep this all in order. Answer the lies before.

1: My favourite drink is coffee.
2: It's actually very hard to tell the gender of a rabbit from the outside.
3: Today is my last day of work until I start uni.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I think it is 1... unless you really are that strange.

For my last set of lyes it was that I have indeed watched all of My Little Pony episodes... as from about a week ago :P

New ones for me. Guys lets try to keep this all in order. Answer the lies before.

1: My favourite drink is coffee.
2: It's actually very hard to tell the gender of a rabbit from the outside.
3: Today is my last day of work until I start uni.

Correct!

I think number 3 is the lie. Why?

Because Philomel is always working. Always...

[Philomel]

Surprisingly Shin, today is my last day of work. My boss is taking two weeks leave which means the office is closed officially which means... no work for me!!! Instead I am going to be working on wedding stuff next week, and also finishing off a sewing project I started about 3 months ago. OH and doing a spring clean for my flat.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Phi's lie is 1.

Total tea girl.

[Philomel]

And... Babe wins!! :D congratulations!!!

More!!!

1: My middle name is Corinne.
2: My real name (Ailsa) means Victory of the Elves (no cheating allowed here).
3: My grandfather was named after Robert the Bruce, his ancestor.

[Bard]

Well since I know its not 2, and it is foreign, I'll pick 3.
3. is the deception.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

One of these things is a lie:

1. I am wearing a blue shirt with white stripes for work today.

2. I have just finished my corn flakes.

3. My cat can see into the future. Not only that, she is able to call upon the powers of mechanisation to transform herself into a technological terror, a killing machine that has yet to be rivalled. With this power she hunts down all the bad kitties and erases them from existence, protecting kitty-kind for generations to come. It doesn't matter where your bad kitty hides: Lily is coming for you, and she'll find you. Hiding behind the sofa? She'll vaporise the sofa with her f***ing laser eyes. Yeah. Not so big and bad now eh kitty? Not now that you are space dust. Stupid kitty.

[Ebivoulya]

The falsehood is definitely number two. You posted that at 2:37 in the morning; no one eats corn flakes at that hour.

Which of these is a lie?

1.) Option Three is False.
2.) Option One is False.
3.) Option Two is True.

[Cards of Fate]

Option 1, if three was true than 2 would be true as well. If two is true it automatically makes 1 false confirming three to be true.If you set option 1 to true than three would be false and two would be contradictory.

1. I have four stuffed animals, soon to be five that I regularly sleep with becuase they are precious gifts to me.

2. I used a stable gun for the first time today

3. Ive owned 6 dogs in my lifetime.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Gonna guess option 2, Fred. Given that you work in a shop that makes cabinets, I find it the most unlikely.

[Ashla]

Um... my turn?

1.) I have a small stash of candy in my room right now.
2.) Since last winter, I've been getting more nightmares than good dreams.
3.) I'm in school again. The 28th of August.

[Cards of Fate]

Im gonna go number 1 ghost.

The lie is actually number three andy

[Ashla]

Cards, number three was it.


1.) While writing this post I ate carrots.
2.) I tried parsnip for the first time yesterday.
3.) My favorite veggie is lettuce.

[Storm Veritas]

#3. No one's favorite vegetable is lettuce; lettuce has texture but no flavor.

1. Althanas's email reminding me of Althanas day came at the perfect time as I felt due to stop in.
2. I am old as shit now and haven't written anything worthwhile in literally years.
3. I'll definitely be awesome if I try to write again as though I hadn't fallen off the face of this wonderful fabricated "earth".

[Max Dirks]

2 is clearly false; welcome back!

[Ashla]

1.) I get extremely excited and nervous when meeting an oldbie.
2.) I do not like using or even reading text talk for some reason.
2.) I love the dinging sound notifications on my devices make.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

The falsehood is definitely number two. You posted that at 2:37 in the morning; no one eats corn flakes at that hour.

Which of these is a lie?

1.) Option Three is False.
2.) Option One is False.
3.) Option Two is True.

Incorrect. In the UK it is, in fact, 8:27am at that time which is a perfectly reasonable time to consume toasted flakes of corn.

A closer look at my post would have revealed that it was, actually, number one that was the lie.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

1.) I get extremely excited and nervous when meeting an oldbie.
2.) I do not like using or even reading text talk for some reason.
2.) I love the dinging sound notifications on my devices make.

The lie is number 2.

Oh, wait...

[Philomel]

Shino, you are from the UK? Where?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Shino, you are from the UK? Where?

Manchester, England. The city of dreams.

[Ashla]

Oops... Sorry, Shinsou.


1.) I get extremely excited and nervous when meeting an oldbie.
2.) I do not like using or even reading text talk for some reason.
3.) I love the dinging sound notifications on my devices make.

Fixed.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Has to be 3. I'm not having it that people enjoy notification noises.

[Ashla]

3 is correct! Even the vibrations and light flashes are bad :P

[Philomel]

1; I am a woman
2; I love you all
3; I am a fish

What is the lie?

[Ashla]

Something smells fishy with number 3

[Cards of Fate]

Number 1 Phi, clearly you've been catfishing is this whole time.

1. I could literally be making more money shelving books at a library than my current job.

2. I am a master catfish, AKA Ellie the person who rps in chat.

3. I only started liking Otters as a joke, butnow my obsession is real,

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Number 1 Phi, clearly you've been catfishing is this whole time.

1. I could literally be making more money shelving books at a library than my current job.

2. I am a master catfish, AKA Ellie the person who rps in chat.

3. I only started liking Otters as a joke, butnow my obsession is real,

Number one. Otters are awesome and I believe you have the genes of a master catfish.

1) I am an accountant by trade.
2) I have a irrational fear of Mayo.
3) I was once invited, in my younger days, to join the Manchester United football youth academy and could have turned professional if I had continued to train and play on a semi-professional level.

[Cards of Fate]

Saddly 2is the Lie. Thats my buddy and ex member Cerock.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Saddly 2is the Lie. Thats my buddy and ex member Cerock.

Sorry, it's number three. I have a phobia of mayo.

#thefearisreal

[Rayleigh]

Since I think we're all caught up, here's my list.

1) I'm now good friends with the author of my favorite book series.
2) I drink at least one cup of coffee every day, but normally more.
3) I am naming my first born daughter after an island in Italy.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Number one? Although it would be awesome if it were true!

1) My first ever gig was Papa Roach supported by Alien Ant Farm in 2000.
2) My favorite ever Final Fantasy character is Zell Dincht
3)...and I have shaken the hand of the great James Hetfield from Metallica.

[Star Strike]

I guess 2 but only cause that one is not in theme with the rest :(

As for my "Lye"s:
(cards is prohibited from answering :p)

1. In video games I'm a completionist. I have piles of charts and checklists in order to keep track of everything even going so far as to have once printed out the entire pokedex from Pokemon X

2. I keep a record on my phone of every anime I watch so I don't loose track of where I am a the series.

3. Min/max is love, min/max is life. Always Min/max.

[Philomel]

Starstrike ... they're all true? I am going to say 3 at random.

On the anime front I use this site here: http://myanimelist.net/ to keep track of what I am watching, what I've watched, dropped etc. Its really good. I am called Philomel on it.

OKay more questions from me:

1: I am in the process of creating my own tabletop roleplay storyworld and system called Faerie Tales. I am about to start the second run of it.
2: My whole flat is entirely messy, and not by my own fault.
3: I secretly have renamed my rabbit Brontosaurus in her official registration and told no one yet.

What is the lie?

[Star Strike]

Well you guessed right Philomel, I never know how I'll play my character so I don't min/max :p

Charaters should reflect them and their choices and experiences, not what's expected of their class

[Medeia]

Dun think the above poster posted any, so I'll just post three of my own. o.o

1. I'm two cats away from crazy cat lady status.
2. I have stabbed somebody with a stale baguette.
3. I'm under 5' tall.

[Storm Veritas]

"Crazy cat lady" is subjective; having one cat makes you a crazy cat lady if you start out mostly nuts.

I'm guessing you haven't stabbed anyone with a stale baguette, since I'm not entirely sure what a baguette is but think it's some sort of bread roll.

1. "Storm Veritas" started as a noble knight archetype good guy.
2. I'm writing here to procrastinate from going for a run.
3. The Pats game I went to last night was awesome. Brady is free!

[Ashla]

I can completely veleive 1, as I have a sikilar story with my own character. After rping a character and with others for some time, the character can easily evolve just as much as the writer and writing style! And suddenly, we look.back are are like "Woah, what happened to my character??"

2 is something I think we all do at some point, right?

I would say three is the lie.

[Medeia]

It's actually 3. I'm 5'2" xD The baguette was ...well, I did it in an RP, and then a friend of mine bet you couldn't actually hurt someone with a loaf of old crusty bread. So, of course, I had to prove them wrong. I don't know if stab is the right word...it was more of a very painful bruising?

[Storm Veritas]

3 was the lie; it was the fourth preseason game so the actual game was brutal. Blue, you're up!