^ < v Game

[Cards of Fate]

^ Is right, I'm on a roll and ready to get some stuff rollin!
< Is getting ready to start a new push for site activity!
V Is itching to do some cool stuff!

[Ioder]

^ correct! We need to pow wow soon.

< is really bored.

v should consider writing a drama.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Hasn't read "The Really English Drama That Shinsou Wrote"

< Is very happy because he can now play The Ultimate Doom and Doom II with ZDoom on Windows 10, which is 100% better than DOSBox

V Is one sexy bitch.

[Gnarl & Root]

^Is awesome beyond words.

< Is one sexy bitch!

V Can break dance.

[Lye]

^ Will forever be known as "Groot".

< Most certainly cannot break dance.

V Enjoys the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Enjoys the cool, refreshing taste of JOHHHNNNNN CENNNAAAAA!

< The most active member of this website. Probably ever.

V Is lying.

[Ioder]

^ has an attractive character.

< has stomach issues right now.

v eats tofu.

[Lye]

^ Shut your face. No one eats tofu. Eat meat, like a man. #RonSwanson

< Eats tofu....

V Is ashamed of their undiagnoseable foot odor.

[Itinerant]

^ I could swear my feet smelled pretty good.

< Doesn't regularly smell his feet.

v Has horrible cable management.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ I know who you are.

< Has fantastic cable management.

V I know who you are.

[Lye]

^ Is a birb.

< Is a lyer.

V Is a free birb.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ :3c

< :3c

V D:

[Itinerant]

^ Oh deer.

< Oh moose.

v Is secretly a caribou in disguise!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ john cena

< john cena

v john denver

[Lye]

^ Lies

< Cake

V Confusion

[Karuka]

^ I'm not the one who's confused; you don't even know who you are!

< went there

v laughed at that.

[Gnarl & Root]

^ is right

< is ill

v is happy

[redford]

^ will get well soon

< has degree now woot

v won't fite me, too scurred

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ About to get a Citadel invite.

< Writing a Citadel thread.

V Wants to see this fight

[Rayleigh]

^ Is incorrect.
< Is a lover, not a fighter.
V Is a lover - of cats.

[Itinerant]

^ Nah matey. Dogs are 10/10 though.

< Thinks term papers suck.

v Is an angry screech owl

[Lye]

^ Is a strange clown/seal/blue thing

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V Is a hate filled hell kitten

[Karuka]

^ is closer to truth than
< likes to admit.
v knows that kittens are jerks and loves < anyway.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ You wanna have a bad time?

< Cat lover.

V Understands the Undertale reference above

[Gnarl & Root]

^ Likes the fact it's Friday.

< Likes the fact it's Friday.

V likes the fact it's Friday

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Is going to be hosting cards night tomorrow

< Is going to be winning cards night tomorrow

V Has got liberia's deficit in their pocket

[Lye]

^ Will make a post this weekend.

< Found a whole country and its financial problems in his pocket...

V Thinks I'm one of the weirder members of this community.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ What doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

< One more hour in work.

V Work status unknown

[Storm Veritas]

^ Is a time traveler from the future (6 hours or so)
< Super hyped up listening to the Rocky soundtrack
V Plans on killing brain cells this weekend

[Ayithe Solete]

^ Assumed I had brain cells to lose.
< Just insulted them self...
V Will be hugged by me.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Yay, Dave hugs.

< Is loved

v Loves me

[Bard]

^ Is hugged by Ayithe

< is so behind on his postings

V Will get waved at by Bard

[Itinerant]

^ Is waved at.

< Is nearly done with school.

v Disagrees with Thomas Hobbes' stance on humanity.

[Tobias Stalt]

^ Nah, Hobbes was bro. I do believe that at its core, humanity is chaotic and doesn't play well with others.
< Is still fundamentally against being ruled by anyone.
v Probably doesn't give a rip about philosophy.

[Itinerant]

^ Really rather fond of philosophy. I find other's interpretation of humans and how their psyches and other psychological technicalities work incredibly enthralling.

< Just bought Fahrenheit 451 and Good Omens. Weird combination, I suppose.

v Has excellent book recommendations.

[Bard]

^ recommends the Way of kings, Tears like stars, and the jungle book, especially since the last has never been done properly in film.

< Is now completely certain that he hates Twilight.

V Hopes that they avoid the books at all cost.

V

[Lye]

^ Is secretly team Jacob

< Burns any copy of Twilight he can get away with stealing. Occasionally burning entire homes down if they have more than 3 items of fan paraphernalia.

V Is secretly in love with the fugly main character in those books.

[Revenant]

^ Really needs to chill on the arson. I've heard the police are asking around.

< Just really, really finds bland, emotionless, vapid, fat-housewife stand-in fantasies to be super sexy.

V Pudding. Just pudding. Like, ALL the pudding.

[Fez_The_Kid]

^ More like: Coffee. Just the coffee. Like, ALL the coffee.

< Hates tea.

v Who cares about philosophy, anyway.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ If a man speaks in the forest and a woman isn't around to correct him, is he still wrong?

< Can fit exactly 32 treasury tags into his mouth.

V Is known for their ability to spontaneously be wet.

[Itinerant]

^ Sadly, no.

< Packing boxes. ALLLLL the boxes.

v Will murder for cheese.

[Lye]

^ Will cheese for murder.

< Tired, and ready for another Friday.

V Would change all weekdays to weekends if elected world leader.

[Xakthul]

^ Is incorrect about my desire for extra days in the weekend

< Is eating ramen and yogurt for dinner

v Would like to be drunk.

[Lye]

^ Would not vote for world leader.

< Is watching his card get pelted by hail.

V Is guilty of trying to eat an entire banana with one bite.

[Venessian]

^ Does not sow.

< *Wonders what his house words should change to in the winter time*

v Always pays their debts

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Has been sorely misled.

< Has spent about £32,000 on Warhammer 40k gear in about four minutes.

V Is looking forward to seeing what I do to Revenant with cake.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Nerrrrrd.

< Thinks that it would be nice if a massive bar thread could happen without a fight breaking out.

V Is too scared to fite the Fitebear in the Citadel

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Anytime, anyplace.

< I am the hype.

V ...

[Fez_The_Kid]

^ I <3 u, too.
< Likes the color black.
v Do you?

[Ioder]

^ Black is the color of my heart.

< Has a bad case of the tuesdays.

v is going to come into money soon. But how?

[redford]

^ isn't all that bad, you just gotta look past all the evil

< with the power of SCIENCE!

v Won't fite me, too scurred

[Rayleigh]

^ Is right.
< Is a lover, not a fighter.
V Is a lover too.

[Cards of Fate]

^Is also right
< Hates his job
V Wants to give me an awesome new job

[loves.blessing.]

^ Is right if he wishes to be my personal man servant, has to wear a maids outfit though.
< Needs more of a social life
V Is in love with me

[Itinerant]

^ Naah. I got that relationship thing going.

< Yay relationships.

v Yay relationships!

[Varus Gakarian]

^ Is happily taken, apparently.

< Doesn't actually have relationships ever.

v Is single.

[Freja]

^ Is correct about being single.
< Will forever be alone
V Might want to change that? xD

[Lye]

^ Female, blonde, AND nordic? Oh meng, still my beating heart~

< Is a total uber nerd for Norse Lore

V Prefers mainstream mythology like "greek" or "roman"... Filthy casual...

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Doesn't realize how mainstream Norse lore is thanks to Marvel movies

< Was actually heavily into Ancient Egyptian mythology when he was younger

V Is as tired of the glut of superhero movies as < is

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Is right, for possibly the first time ever about anything. ;)

< Loves Andy really and sees him as sort of a big brother figure

v Obey Andy for he is wise

[Lye]

^ Famous last words

< Loves Andy and sees him as a little brother to pick on constantly. (Though I'm pretty sure he's Mom & Dad's favorite)

V Also likes to torture their siblings, blood related or otherwise.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Mudkip

< Bulbasaur

V Mudkip

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ He's not wrong

< Mudkip

v Mudkip

[Lye]

^ Marshtomp?

< Suck Up.

V Thinks "Gary" is a lovely rival who always played fair and never once overestimated his abilities.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Gary > Ash.

< Enjoys the cool, refreshing taste of all out thermonuclear war

V Mudkip?

[Varus Gakarian]

^ Wrong

< Torchic

v Not Torchic

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ I like you. Fire starters ftw.

< Charmander

V In b4 BlackandBlueEyes

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Can't beat half of the Gen 1 gym leaders

< Has an entire Pokemon encyclopedia website named after him

V Has bitchin' shades and a crew, both of which he ditches to pal around with some ten year old punk

[Itinerant]

^ Nah mate. Not cool enough for that.

< Went to the used bookstore today. Spent money.

v Knows the secret to eternal youth.

[Revenant]

^ Is right.
< Isn't telling.
v Is giving out free hugs.

[Gnarl & Root]

^ Is hugged

< Dances

V Is given special hug

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Will be getting a hug from a Laz Cannon soon

< Doesn't do hugs from men. More of a beer clinker myself.

V Might be the only person to explain why Raheem Stirling continues to be picked for England despite appalling performances.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ C'mere, me old mucker

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< Gets so much mileage out of the Voldemort Hug .gif

V Wants a Voldemort Hug too

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[Cards of Fate]

^ Is cruzin for a bear hug
< Is a professional bear hugger for the low low cost of Free
V Also wants a bear hug from the worlds best bear hugger

[Storm Veritas]

^Was not hoping to see me enter the thread right now.
<is going to a wedding tonight and does not want to go.
V Wants to write some fun gibberish with me soon.

[Revenant]

^ Can always get super drunk and be "that guy."
< Had a lot of fun in the LCC with Storm and is totally up for more.
v Doesn't know why 6 was afraid of 7.

[Itinerant]

^ Six has an irrational fear of numbers that do not conform to the "even" standards of the current day and age.

< Just bought Duran Duran albums. Is very happy.

v Enjoys the therapeutic properties of smashing new players into the ground in CSGO

[Varus Gakarian]

^ Might actually be a reanimated zombie. :p

< Is petting doggies

v Is not petting doggies.

[loves.blessing.]

^ is correct about the doggies.
< hopes to take a nap if my gremlin permits is
V wants to give me a back rub?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ I am pretty good at back rubs, to be fair.

< Wonders how Storm's wedding went and secretly hopes that he caused sort of irreversable mayhem.

v Will probably have grandkids before my daughter gets here.

[Storm Veritas]

^ doesn't know Storm's 3 year old stuck her finger in the wedding cake.
< needs an au pair
V wants to rent 2 adorable monsters

[Hawl]

^ Is completely right and a very nice man, ICly and OOCly!
< has done nothing wrong.
v Really enjoys being ignorant of awful things.

[Lye]

^ Is an awful thing

< Doesn't know what a Hawl is.

V Would buy a Hawl plushy or POP figure.

[Skie and Avery]

^ needs a banhammer plush that squeaks.
< would make a Hawl plush.
v probably sleeps with plushies at night.

[Revenant]

^ Plushie fetishist.
< Only in my odd, frightening dreams.
v Sweeps the leg.

[Flamebird]

^ What?
< Loves chocolate.
v Is a dog person.

[Storm Veritas]

^ Just performed first-class threadsurrection
< Is way behind on a million posts to a million people
V Enjoys a great shitpost thread.

[Dissinger]

^ Knows me too well.
< Needs to learn to write.
\/ refuses to teach me.

[jdd2035]

^ is a cool guy
< is not a pirate
v is going to say I'm a pirate.

[redford]

^ is a RESPECTABLE tradesman of valuable commodities, origins less important than price.

< is smart

v is smarter

[FennWenn]

^ knows smart sciencestuff better than Fenn

< knows fishstuff better than most

^ knows how to make a downward arrow?

[Zavine]

^Doesn't know how to make a downward arrow
< is an alt, guess who of!
V will probably try to guess who I am alt of

[Flamebird]

^ Hoytti??
< Probably guessed wrong, but who else makes that many alts?
v Is also Hoytti?

[kitsune]

^ Got the fact I am hoytti right... Other person is not me though.
< Is hoytti's new primary
V Is a manager somewhere.

[Aynur]

^ Is surprised there will no longer be many Hoytii alts
<Is indeed a manager of a Maid Cafe
V will reveal one food they absolutely hate because I deem it so

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Should know that
< hates all food
V can confirm this

[FennWenn]

^ except hot chocolate
< loathes spicy food
v (FIGURED IT OUT) loves spicy food

[Revenant]

^ Obviously doesn't appreciate life to its fullest.
< Has a bottle of 800,000 shu chili oil on the stove to perk up meals.
v Really understands how to enjoy life.

[Flamebird]

^ Shares my love of spicy foods!
< Is now a HEMA fanatic!
v Is also a HEMA fanatic!

[Mari]

^ Made me google what HEMA is
< Could only find a map company and an Australian sword art company
V Will continue to look at or explain what HEMA is

[Killian]

^ Historical European Martial Arts
< Is very keen on the study of old fighting styles.
v Likes fite?

[Flamebird]

^ I likes fite!
< But I is waiting until 4.0 to rp. :/
v Also likes fite! and broken grammar

[FennWenn]

^ Fite-y forumgames lady~
< teh grammers? Who needs?
v loves teh grammers v/ much

[Mari]

^is only half right
< Is not the best at the grammars
V Ships Varin and Aynur

[Lavinian Dementia]

^ so hard.
< meh writer
V probably better

[Flamebird]

^ Probably wrong.
< Is also meh writer.
v Is the meh-best writer of them all!

[Umshaes]

^ Is not wrong, I have been horrendously rusty.
< wants to re-edit all my posts because I feel they are sub-par
V Probably hasn't read my work so will not care what I Have to say about my own self doubts.

[Nightspoison]

^Hasn't read his work so can't really say anything about his self-doubts
<Is Rusty as heck, and worried if posts she is writing right now are any good.
v Is probably not rusty writer like I currently am

[FennWenn]

^ Good even tho rusty!
< Very practiced, still need moar practice
v Has been writing for v/ long time

[Flamebird]

^Is already good! :)
< I've been writing Fel for about a year now...
v Their most played character is not their first they made on this site.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ Actually correct.

< Has a to-do list the size of an Elephants........trunk.

V Is soooo excited for Shin to clear his to do list.

[Breaker]

^ Correct, especially if Death of a Deity is on it :P

< Is finally getting past the writer's block

V Has a secret character profile no one knows about

[Lye]

^ Is correct. And more than one. Staff prolly knows, but they're a bunch of snoopers.

< Is truly ready to kill off this character.

V Would never, ever, kill off their character!

[FennWenn]

^ stone cold badass

< NOT READY TO DIE YET

v also badass

[Eteri]

^ is gonna get beaten up by Amari
< could try to be badass but it would be a poor attempt
v will get frustrated at Eteri knocking shit over

[Philomel]

^ is weirdly adorable

< has an adorable fox-form companion

v can do an adorable face

[FennWenn]

^ fox gets the hugs

< deplorably adorable all hours of the day

v just deplorable

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

^ correct.
< Deplorable
V Is lye?

[Philomel]

^ yes he is

< can be at times

v Is not deplorable