Things An Althanian Would Never Say-Part Something II

[Krausus]

Refer to other thread for what to do!

Aurelianus-I am going to hug you because i love you.

[Fox Owen Xavier]

Sei - I decided to join the Order and help support Lye.

[Lye]

^ OMG! Lol, yes. Well done.

Otto - "I never really liked smithing. Something about smashing things with a hammer isn't my style."

[Quentin Boone]

Lye - I'm not going to ban anyone at all. Ever.

[Fox Owen Xavier]

Dirks - I decided I want to become a chibimon trainer.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Sei - "I think the family's big enough as it is."

[Krausus]

Hoytti-C'mon, c'mon! Gimme the sword so i can kill him!

[Enigmatic Immortal]

Jensen - "Hey! It's not funny! Stop laughing. Some of us are trying to take this seriously."

[Silence Sei]

You know, most of you are simply using OOC personalities when I thought this was supposed to be an IC thread ~ 'Silence' Sei Orlouge.

'Kyla, let me set you up with my friend Max Dirks' ~ Sei

'Nothing cool happens in Salvar'~ Ashiakin

'Nothing cool happens in Salvar' ~ Christoph

'I'm tired of fighting' ~ Zack Blaze.

'*Actually reads something*' ~ Madison Freebird.

[Ashla]

Ashla: "*Cuss word*" - "I hate cats."
Julius: "I feel... happy... today... Like- like I'm not depressed at all..."
Dawn: "I hate money!"
Fulgur: "It's okay that my entire family got slain. No biggie."

[Erikar]

F*ckin Magnets! How do they work?! ~ Erikar

[Lye]

Lye: "I have a bone to pick with you. You've been exceptionally shady all of a sudden! Are you hexed?!"

See what I did there? >:3

[hoytti]

First off: Krausus, well done with depicting my character.

Fox Owen Xavier ~ "I love humans."

[Otto]

Warpath - "All my life, I've harboured a terrible secret. My ultimate passion... is dance."

[Hysteria]

Otto - hey, I do look good in pink.
Sei - you know what? F@&k it, Radsanath can sort out its own problems
Jensen - Sometimes I just wana sit in my room and read.
Lye - what a cute bunny rabbit. Maybe I should settle down, and raise bunnies.

And cuz I play by my own rules:
Otto - Yay cats!
Luned - Boo cats!

[Roht Mirage]

Astarelle - "Pool party!"

[Tobias Stalt]

"Well, my luck seems to be pretty good today!" -Tobias.

[Tobias Stalt]

"I'm going to go revel in debauchery." -Fox.

[Odium]

Time for a good night's sleep! - Constantine

[Hysteria]

(These are IC)

Perhaps we can sort this issue out with a spot of tea and a good chat? - Abomination

I agree that you are better than me - Breaker

Let's get drunk and f&@k s!@t up! - Fox

[Tobias Stalt]

"Hello, my name is Talen and I like light."

[Krausus]

Witchblade-Oh my, you're bleeding to death! Let me help!

[Ashla]

*Revives thread*

Gwen: "I hate wood, it gives me splinters..."

[Tobias Stalt]

Lye: "does this hairstyle make my butt look big?"

[Silence Sei]

Lye: "does this hairstyle make my butt look big?"

I thought this was things an Althanian would -never- say.

[Krausus]

*Hugs BlueGhost. Hugs her very much*

Kaida~"Ah. NOW I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!"

[Ashla]

Kaida~"Ah. NOW I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!"

LOL! Nice! xD

KRAUSUS: "I am not the thayne, I suck!"

[Ashla]

Ashla: "I forgive you for destroying my country and everything I loved."

[Quentin Boone]

Anyone: "Add me on Facebook, brah!"

[Alexander Morningstar]

Aurelianus Drak'shal: Four out of five dentists say smoking is bad for dental hygiene. I should probably quit.

[Sagequeen]

"Elves smell terrible."
"No, I think I'll pass on the wine."
"Pretty dresses are a waste of time."
"Jensen Ambrose is a sensitive, thoughtful being."

--Erissa

[Krausus]

Christoph-Wait. What the f--k is a Corone? Some sort of drug?

[hoytti]

Core Beast - "I love The Trading Company, they are so helpful."

[Lye]

Sei - "My castle is yours for the taking. First come first serve."

Arden - "The force field around the IK Castle is easily removed."

Lucius - "Ain't nobody got time for that."

[Ashla]

Lye: "I feel bright and sunny today. Enough to do something nice to someone like hold the door open for an old lady. Yeah, I'll do that..."

[Krausus]

Max Dirks-You. Are a wonderful person Sei.

[Ashla]

Kaida: "What are these strange weapons they call 'guns'?"

[Alyssa Snow]

Kaida: "I prefer swords and axes over things that shoot any day."

Sei: "I submit to you Lye. You are better than me in every way and I swear my loyalty to you."

Lye: "Hey! Seth! Wanna join me for a Lavinian Ale? Tab's on me."

Jensen: "I forgive you, Cassandra."

Aure: "Luned, sorry for bein' such a pikin' pain in the arse. Here, I baked ya a batch of cookies just like my mum used t'make."

Erikar: "Charles, we are the future! We have evolved, and we should not hide because of their fear! They should fear us, for we are superior!"

Sei: "Erik, there's so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There's good in you too, and you can harness all that. You have a power that no one can match, not even me."

Core Beast: "Flame On!"

Zack Blaze: "My spinny kick will kick you and hurt a lot!"

Tobias: "Listen, you can't dwell on the past. Try thinking happy thoughts. It's the only way I get through the day."

[grim137]

Sei: You know what? Go ahead and kill that guy, I don't care.

[Krausus]

The thread resurrection is strong in this one.

[Eli]

Aure: "No really, I've decided to write love songs. Also, the English are, as a people, much better at everything than the Scottish. Whoever those people are."

Eli: "Age is just a number."

Otto: "The laws are more what you'd call guidelines."

Victor Valentine: "I have done nothing to be ashamed of."

Max Dirks: "I have a body pillow. I painted Sei on it. We're getting married and you can't stop our love."

Everyone: "Man that Eli guy, never can get enough. And his manhood is- and that's enough of that.

[Philomel]

Philomel: "I hate Witchblade. I hate Dirks. I hate everyone."

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Philomel: "...nah, not tonight. Headache."

[hoytti]

Sorish: "I shall kill you all mortals!"
Jacob Kneller: "I don't want a girlfriend."
Korra: "In truth, I hate Sorish, I'm just with him because he's going to be king."
Downfall: "I do not wish to return home."
Opposites: Say anything he actually means.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Aure: Nah, one drink's enough thanks.

Luned: Pfff, who needs books!

Flint: I need books!

Otto: Yeah, but laws are there to be broken.

Zack Blaze: Alright, I admit, I might be a little arrogant.

Talen: Me in a woman's body? That'd just be weird.

Madison: You're feeling ill? Here, you lie down. Let me make you some chicken soup.

Alydia Ettermire: But stealing's wrong!

Abomination: Ugh, that's just gross!

Philomel: It's too big to fit.

[Taste of Treason]

Aure- "I'm kind of a one woman man."

Sei Orlouge- "I should probably stop adopting random little girls."

Kyla Orlouge- "I really just want to stay under the radar tonight."

Taka- "Screw honor, I'm going to do what I want. Let's go clubbing."

Maddy- "I think I'll just stay at home and have some tea."

Ruby- "Tea is vastly overrated. We should dance on tables all night."

William Arcus- "Just so long as we don't do any damage to the premises."

Jensen Ambrose- "It's a bit too loud in this bar."

Max Dirks- "I'm so glad they banned firearms in here."

Cellar Door- "I feel like I could kick some butt"

Philomel- "Did you see the way that girl is dancing? It's scandalous."

Karuka- "I think I might dye my hair blonde, the red just isn't working for me anymore."

Letho- "I think that's a good idea"

Rayse- "I would buy everyone a drink, but I donated all my money to charity"

Zack Blaze- "I'm also doing my best to contribute to a better society."

Luned- "Who needs an organized society? Let's burn it all to the ground."

Otto- "I think the library would have been a better idea than the bar."

Breaker- "I hope everyone stays calm tonight, I really don't want to get in a fight."

[grim137]

Xanbata Grim: "#notallvampires"

Karuka: "I knew I should have aborted that brat"

[Hysteria]

Where in the world? (Aly): Excuse me sir, you seem to have dropped this wallet full of cash, please take it back with my blessing.

Luned: I should buy a gun...

Jensen Ambrose: *Deadpan*

[Karuka]

Where in the world? (Aly): Excuse me sir, you seem to have dropped this wallet full of cash, please take it back with my blessing.

Only because she's more likely to just warp it back to its spot and never actually interact with the owner. Money's not her style. Now, if said target dropped a priceless artifact...

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Maddy would love to stay home with a cup of tea and a good book if she could, but the fates constantly conspire against letting that ever happen... :(

Oh, uh...

Karuka: "Mops are only for cleaning. Give me a real weapon."

[Karuka]

Talen: "Teleporting makes me dizzy and I'm afraid of the dark..."

[Lye]

Ashla (ICly): "Something, something Darkside. Something, something, The Force."

Black Shadow: "I hate kids..."

Astarelle's Ferals: "We want a nap Auntie Aster!"

Jensen: "I love you Astarelle..."

Astarelle: "I love you Jensen..."

Lye: "Now kiss..."

[Lye]

Oh, one more:

Flames of Hyperion: "I am a doctor."

[Brand]

Paul-I'm totally fine with Andy getting a revolver for 800 gold!

[Flames of Hyperion]

Oh, one more:

Flames of Hyperion: "I am a doctor."

Provisional!

[Alydia Ettermire]

Provisional!

Take a shot!