Dear Doge

[Philomel]

I have no idea what you did, you mangy mutt, but you are being challaenged here.

I challenge you to a duel in the citadel.

YOU SHALL DIE.

WHY WHY WHY is my picture of you, WHAT IS GOING ON?!

This is Phi, NOT DOGE

[Mordelain]

*Joins the list

[Ashla]

... what the crap??? ... ...

[Harlequin]

I am also outraged!

[Doge]

This is Phi, NOT DOGE

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f8mvXjhq66s/UqtF2WClG6I/AAAAAAAAKuY/aV9XR77IzqM/s1600/hello-yes-this-is-doge.jpg

[Mordelain]

I completely forgot it was April Fool's Day :mad:

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Doge's got a terrible pokerface.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/83/86/5d/83865daeaac498506250f80733ccd1d9.jpg

[Philomel]

Competition now:

How would you kill Doge?

I personally would suspend him above an open fire, his four paws chained to four pigs that will slowly pull him apart as they eat their way along rows of pignuts. In opposite directions of course.

[Amber Eyes]

I would rub his belly and feed him and give him toys for years and years and years until he eventually dies an old happy Doge.

[Roht Mirage]

Althanas should stay like this FOR-E-VER!!!

<3 <3 <3

I mean Dogethanas. (Still getting used to it.)

[Erikar]

I propose we consider today a new holiday! Out with silly old April Fools, in with DOGE-DAY!

[Philomel]

Erikar... no.

Also... the April Vignette... UMMMM... I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS AN INSPIRING HATER OF DOGE

[Philomel]

This happened. This so happened

[Krausus]

Doge, ahh, doge, doge, doge. HE WILL DIE.

1-I will approach him, and then string him by his hind legs over an open fire.
2-I will rip each toe off, before forcing them down his throat
3-The legs will be mutilated, rendering him incapable of supporting his own weight
4-I will gouge out his eyes, and tear off his ears
5-I will leave him to burn!

[Doge]

How would you kill Doge

Didn't listen; sexy accent.