Kroom
04-09-14, 12:54 AM
Simple concept - rewriting pop songs for roleplayer terms. :D Example!
~Do You Want To Kill A Dragon?~
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
Or stab a goblin in the balls?
Adventure's right outside the door
So come explore
Some dusty ancient halls!
You can use a longsword
I'll use a bow
And Steve will be our mage!
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
(It doesn't have to be a dragon!)
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
Or go do a dungeon crawl?
I hear there's an evil sorcerer
Let's make things worse for her
Let's get a wicked haul!
(Rod of Lordly Might!)
I know you're really busy
But come on, man
Together, we'll kick some ass -
(sounds of battle)
Please, just one more session
I know the GM's been a jerk
But just be patient, roll up a Henderson (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)
We can still get a win, with some sneaky work
We just need something epic
Something really big
And then we can call it good
...do you want to kill that dragon?
Anyway, anybody interested, come forth!
~Do You Want To Kill A Dragon?~
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
Or stab a goblin in the balls?
Adventure's right outside the door
So come explore
Some dusty ancient halls!
You can use a longsword
I'll use a bow
And Steve will be our mage!
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
(It doesn't have to be a dragon!)
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
Or go do a dungeon crawl?
I hear there's an evil sorcerer
Let's make things worse for her
Let's get a wicked haul!
(Rod of Lordly Might!)
I know you're really busy
But come on, man
Together, we'll kick some ass -
(sounds of battle)
Please, just one more session
I know the GM's been a jerk
But just be patient, roll up a Henderson (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)
We can still get a win, with some sneaky work
We just need something epic
Something really big
And then we can call it good
...do you want to kill that dragon?
Anyway, anybody interested, come forth!