Ask the Character

[Ashla]

Another simple game for the forums ...

Okay, so this is how it works: You post with a question directed to the characters, like what their dreams are or what's their favorite food, then the next person posts their character's reply. Then they post another question and it goes on...



What does your character like to do as a hobby?

[Lloyd]

I love to stalk unsuspecting victims for a few days, making sure to really take time to study their routines. After I feel confident enough that I have a perfect opening, either when they are traveling alone of simply of guard, I put a sack over their head and knock them out. Once I drag them to where ever I need to I start. After a few incisions I go to work studying their body's inns and outs. Its quite fun to really take a look at how different bodies are from race to race. Afterward when im finish and they are all stitched up, I just drop them off wherever I feel is appropriate and let them piece together what had happened. I always keep a part of my patience when I am done.

What is the most influential thing that has happened to you?

[Enigmatic Immortal]

I met the faggot fairy king Sei Orlouge. I don't like to talk about it.

Who/what do you fear most?

[hoytti]

My future rule. As a new king I fear that I will let down my people and that I will end up wiping them out.

What is the most serious injury you have obtained in your life?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Well, I once got my arm ripped off by a demon who I made a bargain with. That was fun.

What's your favorite tavern in the world, and why?

[Philomel]

Asking that of a infamous whore ...? Perhaps a terrible question.
My favourites are those of my home city, Radasanth, where I am known and granted inummerable tips, clients and advances because of the simple nature of my name. Pleasure is a thing I am gifted in giving, as I know the mysterious ways the female and male bodies work. However, those that grant me free reign in my art are of the finest quality, and those that harbour respectable clients are easily the cleanest and easiest to work with/for. Names that come to mind; the Horny Satyr, the Assassined King, the Silence of the Cows.

Your greatest triumph? Tell the story, of how, where and why?

[Ashla]

I don't have many good feats I completed at all, in fact, I personally think I suck. However, I still reached several bases on time and with victory. My best would probably be... ... When I first came into Eiskalt. I was horrified at my oldest uncle, and I pretty much hated my family. I felt I could never forgive them, but after finding an entire group of people who went through the exact same things I did, I suddenly felt myself open to forgive them. And although they still left a mark on me, I found to heart to forgive my kin. Every time I look back on that, I look back on it with a smile. If I was a good now as I was then, perhaps my life would be better now... Sometimes I ask myself "why?" The answer though? Well, if I went out for revenge, would I be any better than them? Knowing I didn't become the same monster as my elder uncle brings me up inside.

Okay then, so now... What's your favorite food?

[Enigmatic Immortal]

I have died, come back to life, and fought off demons, destroying Ixian castle, for a twice baked potato.

What aspirations did you fail to meet for yourself?

[Alyssa Snow]

Food? Rice, definitely rice. Has to be from Akashima though. The stuff from Fallien or Corone doesn't stick together right. I like it slightly salted and sometimes with a little bit of soy. Anvil makes this one dish for me where he takes the rice from the night before, throws it in the pan with bits of egg, ham, peas, carrots, and scallions, then fries it (I think) with some oils until its browned. I could eat bowls and bowls of that! Sometimes, he makes a soup stock and puts that in my rice bowl with slices of meat, boiled egg, and cabbage.

Okay, so maybe not rice, but I think almost anything Anvil makes is my favorite. He's always cooking me food and trying to make me eat it. The only thing I just can't stand is wheat noodles in red sauce. Wheat noodles are so pasty and heavy... Rice noodles for me, thanks!

Not all monsters are hideous and evil. Some are fun to watch or read about! What's your favorite monster/creature?

[Edit] EI, you ninja bastard you...

[Karuka]

What aspirations have I failed to meet for myself? Walking more than a day without finding some sort of trouble.

Favorite monster? The Liviol cat. He's great.

If there was one thing you've done that you could undo, what would it be?

[Ashla]

... Being born to a branch member of my family ._. ... Or going to Fulgur II's mansion in Corone, not going inside could have prevented everything!

What's your dream?

[Ell]

To protect my sister while seeing the world again.

What's your favorite ability?

[black shadow]

Well... I don't really have any special abilities. I'm just a normal human being.

What have you done that you have regretted doin the most?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Regret? What the hell's that, cutter? No point in worryin' over what you do, and what you didn't. You did it, it's done, move on, eh?

Alright, what's the one thing you consider a cardinal sin? What so-called crime can you not conceive yourself participatin' in?

[Tobias Stalt]

Rape.

What's your stand on ale?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

It is the water of life, of course. My assistant Nell may have been adverse to it at first, but she soon acquired a taste for the numerous kinds of Alerar Pale Ale I've pushed in front of her. I think she drinks it to cope with all the bullshit that happens to me (and her by proxy).

What would you sell your soul for?

[hoytti]

I would never sell my soul for anything. If a being requires your soul then usually they are evil.

If you had to kill someone for the rest of your group to survive, who would you kill?

[Tainted Bushido]

Cassandra Remi.

What do you consider the most important virtue of a warrior?

[Karuka]

Tenacity.

If you could settle down and just live a normal life, would you and where?

[Tobias Stalt]

A question I ask myself frequently. I don't think it's possible, frankly.

Diligence or Supreme Intellect?

[Krausus]

Supreme Intellect, that will bring the patience, and care that you speak of. I've had three hundred years to learn stuff anyway. So, I should know.

Demons, are they evil, or simply serving a different god?

[Tobias Stalt]

Righteousness is perspective.

Martial Prowess or Magical Aptitude?

[Count]

Both. I like the idea of using a physical and magical property in the same space.

Freedom, or a home?

[Tobias Stalt]

Freedom. Homes can burn.

Knowledge or Happiness?

[Karuka]

How is having a home not having freedom? A home is a place where you are welcome and wanted, otherwise it's a "domicile." If you aren't chained up in it and forced to stay, then you are still free, and you've chosen to have a home. I think, though, that whichever I have - the open road or a cozy little place to call mine - I'll miss the other, or the thought of the other, from time to time.

It's 110 degrees in the shade. Do you want it to be humid so that you know you should drink, or arid so that you just shrivel up into a dehydrated husk?

[Count]

As Tobias's question was unanswered, I'll answer both kaurka's and his questions.

Tobias: I'd rather have happiness that knowledge. As they say, ignorance is bliss.

Karuka: I think I'd prefer the shriveled up husk... No idea why, but I would.

Where were you when you had your most pivotal moment in life?

[Krausus]

Laying on the floor of a large stone room.

[Philomel]

I will answer Count's again ...

Back in time. My older self in my younger life, slaying the bastard of a father who was misery to so much; my mother and half-brother also. I stabbed him with my keris dagger and left him to bleed. I do not regret that day.

Favourite period of Althanas history?

[Lye]

When Xem'Zund destroyed the High Elf way of life and reduced them to the husks they are today. A similar blessing is needed in other areas of the world. My preference? In the island of Corone.

What is your preferred method of disposing your enemy?

[Amber Eyes]

By keeping their soul trapped in an opera glove of course!

Boxers or Briefs?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Over the years I've grown fond of just simply pounding people within an inch of their life. It's just a bit more satisfying hearing them beg for me to stop then to give them the easy way out.

Although during the Eiskalt war I melted some guy's face with acid. That was kinda' fun.

EDIT: Ninja'd by one of those damn Orlouges. Stupid mystics.

We'll just say that I won't be having my assistant do the laundry anymore. Apparently she finds conservative underwear humorous.

What kind of arena do you like to find yourself in whenever you visit the Citadel?

[Karuka]

Why are you asking about pugilists and parchments? That makes no sense.

Who would you be, if you could be anyone else?

[Ashla]

Somebody who isn't a branch and actually has a life! :P

What's your fruit or veggie?

[Tobias Stalt]

Ale.

How do you sleep at night?

[black shadow]

Sleep? i hardly ever sleep. But when I do, i am usually in a tree.

Are you more stealthy, or run in an kill everyone?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Go in undetected, separate them from the crowd, and then silently execute them. Either that, or walk in, call them a few D- or C-words, and then snap their neck right then and there. All depends on how much of an asshole they are.

If you were to retire from adventuring, or from wizardry, or from the business to open a store, what would you sell inside?

[hoytti]

Seasickness medicine made from my coral crown.

If you had 1 million gold, what would you buy?

[Ell]

Male swimsuits! -nodding furiously-

If you could have anything as a pet what would you have?(if anybody wants to buy my a peacock irl you can have my body)

[Ashla]

Dragooooon!


What's your favorite natural and real, grown from a tree or the ground fruit or veggie?

[Karuka]

Still ale.

What do you do when you can't sleep?

[Ell]

Drink a ton of ale. Where do you go for entertainment of the safe variety?

[Amber Eyes]

To the training grounds...lots of good looking muscles...er...entertainment.

What is your biggest fear?

[Ashla]

Being unimportant, powerless, and not being loved.

Favorite all natural fruit or veggie? (Please don't say "ale".)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

The hop plant, which counts as a vegetable.

They use it to make ale.

Favorite book?

[Tobias Stalt]

My own damn journal. What can I say? I'm an interesting fuck.

What is your strangest hobby?

[Lye]

Whittling. Wood is not my only medium.

What phrase or action makes you unique from others?

[Ashla]

Using my family abilities.

Which is better in your eyes, carrots or apples?

[Karuka]

I would not advise putting either in your eyes. That would hurt a lot and potentially blind you. If you want to be blind, however, choose the carrots. It'll hurt, but be faster than the apples.

What is your favorite thing to have ever found on an adventure?

[Ashla]

"Eyes" when the heck did I write THAT??? What the- I don't even...

And for the question: Fireleaf.

Now, Which is better in your OPINION, carrots or apples?

[Krausus]

Well, according to my studies of biological charts with the monks, the opinion comes from the brain... So stabbing myself in the head with a carrot or apple is not desirable. :)

What is the most important word you know?

[The Hollow]

Apple. Because did you know gods of death love apples?

What is your purpose on Althanas?

[Amber Eyes]

If I knew that I wouldn't have much story left to tell. *Spoilers*

If you could have one wish, what would it be?

[Leaf]

To gain the most rarest of truffles and cook it into a pie. Meatless of course. My pigs wouldn't forgive me if I ate pork.

If you could kiss any hero in Althanas, who would it be...

[Amber Eyes]

I've kissed everyone on Althanas worth kissing... Well...I mean, if Luned ever gets tired of Otto....

Do you plan to have children?

[Alydia Ettermire]

I would be the worst mother ever. The worst. I'm happy being an "aunt" to the kids that my people have.

Do you know any better than to hunt a monster in a maze?

[Ashla]

... ... No... ...


Who's the closest person to you?

[Nyric]

Running a little short on the friends and family department at the moment. I'm not what you'd call the social type.

What faction or power group would you like to see wiped from the lands of Althanas?

edit: Ninja'd by Blueghostofseaside. Today, she has earned her stealthy-looking avatar.

[Ashla]

The Crimson hand, no doubt!

What person has influenced you the most?

[Lye]

To Nyric: All of them.

To BGoS: My greatest influence came from the laziness of authoritative figures - the ones who let murdering psychopaths roam free. These are the ones that "give up" when their trail ends. Their inability to act and over luxurious lifestyles leave the rest to suffer. The strong must be killed and the weak must be put out of their misery. That is my strongest influence. If there must be one man that drives my fury, it is Seth Dahlios. This thief is incapable of knowing real pain. He lives without repercussions and his frivolous rules deserve to we wiped from this plane of existence.

Would you rather drink blood or eat bones? You must pick one of the two and tell us why.

[General Roy]

I've actually eaten bones before. It was years ago, in World War III. I found myself as a guest to a jungle tribe. This tribe ate everything off the animals they killed, including the bones. The blood was drained and kept as bait for other animals. Believe it or not, the bone is actually quite tasty, if you can get past the hardness of it.

If you could see anyone at all, who would it be?

[Ell]

Erikar. For intense reasons.

Where do you go for relaxation?

[Ashla]

An inn/ tavern for a hot, steaming, pint of fresh apple cider.... Mmmmmmmmm...

What's the worst climate you've been in?

[Amber Eyes]

Salvar. Definitely Salvar. My new buddy Lye lives there though...

What is your biggest regret?

[black shadow]

Allowing my brother to die... I'll never forget that day...

Where/when did you learn to fight?

[Dark_Blossom]

Divided between my time spent with my circus family, and when I was taught by my mysterious friend from the Order.

How old were you when you first experienced any form of death?

[Ashla]

Fourteen, my uncle was killed so close, I could see the blood... And I got angry.

How loyal are you to any loyalties you have?

[Ell]

As I hate anybody that backstabs others, I keep to my loyalty. To death.

When did you kill your first victim?

[Tobias Stalt]

I was sixteen. Da was away at work, I was out trying to turn a sale, and the fellow was drunk. I... I couldn't stop running.

Favorite weapon.

[Ashla]

Plain old sword, swing and hit.

Hated enemy?

[Philomel]

I don't particularly have any specific enemies, darling. Just. Well. Every person who might want me dead - I have been attacked by various bastards and/or groups that "want my head". It is incredibly rude I find. More specifically I dislike the Ixian Knights. They have this self-centered holiness about them. Drunks and clients who do not pay me what I am owed. I hate them. I partly hate my brother for his naivity, then who can blame the ignorant?

Favourite Pastime? (I do love a good cocktail)

[Alyssa Snow]

I like to people watch. Whether it be at the town square, bazaar, or frequenting a pub for drinks and entertainment, I enjoy seeing people smile and have fun. At night, I like to sit outside and just look up at the sky. Sometimes I'll find a stream or lake to dip my feet in as I just listen to the wind and night bugs. Lightning and rainstorms are also my favorite so long as I'm not stuck outside in them. Don't let that fool you though, sometimes I'll skip about in the puddles. Just don't tell anyone. ;P

If you had been trapped in a cage (metaphorical or literal) for most of your childhood, how would it affect you? What would you want to do if you ever broke free?

[Alydia Ettermire]

I would want to go everywhere, see everything, and maybe steal the alphabet. I probably style the cage, too.

Where did you feel the most comfortable?

[hoytti]

In the ocean where I can breath without magic and my skin isn't dry.

What kind of family did you grow up in?

[Ashla]

A backstabbing, royally painful family. :P

Play any instruments?

[Krausus]

None, unless you call swords an instrument of music.

[Ashla]

(I guess I'll answer Witw's question...)

A sunny field on a spring day. Sitting under the shade of a healthy, large tree.

Clothing style you loathe?

[Urei]

Anything with frills or pink. I've killed over less.

Which organ would you prefer to be handed?

[Krausus]

Preferably the heart. Useful in occult rituals.

Would you kill a man for wealth?

[Roht Mirage]

Haha, no. There are far less messy ways to live comfortably. Though, I wouldn't do that, if that's what you're thinking. And I suppose I do technically kill people in tournaments to stay in Ixian good graces.

... Yes, then?

What far off lands have you always wanted to travel to?

[Zeva]

The world at large.

When did you not do something, but later regretted it?

[Ioder]

Story of my life, but seriously though. I wish I had stepped in before my sister was slain. Yeah...

How long have you considered yourself so awesome?

[Green Gwendolyn]

Heck, I've always been awesome!

What's your weakness in combat?

[Krausus]

Do you have ANY idea how much it wears you out when summoning ritualistic circles constantly!?

Do you prefer to kill, maim, or be merciful to your defeated opponent?

[hoytti]

Merciful. I'm a pacifist but will fight when the need arises.

What is your favorite weapon style?

[Karuka]

Hit 'em with sticks.

Favorite cool treat on a hot day?

[Ulrich Craggenmoor]

Rocky road ice cream.

First memory?

[Hysteria]

Searching for food through the rubbish.

What is your favorite dessert?

[Ashla]

Apple pie.

Your first weapon?

[Karuka]

If I'm honest? A mop.

Mornings: best thing ever or kill'em with fire?

[black shadow]

I've become more of a night person, so KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

You have the choice of either saving your best friend and you being killed yourself, or your friend being killed and you living. Which do you choose?

[hoytti]

Saving my best friend. I hate to think that I'm the reason someone dies. However, as a king I will always have people jumping in front of me to protect me. However it is also my job to protect my citizens at all costs.

If you became crippled what would you do?

[Krausus]

Kill whoever crippled me via proxy.

Your weapon of choice? Why?

[Dissinger]

Daggers. They create a clean efficient way of confirming the kill. If I stab you in the heart, I know you're dead.

If you had to choose between saving others or yourself, what would you choose?

[Ulrich Craggenmoor]

Having to choose, i would save myself.

Life goal?

[Ashla]

I have no idea... I'm just trying to survive for right now, and maybe bring down some Crimson Hand members.

Social or anti-social?

[Shadow]

I was anti-social for several centuries, hiding in the dark forest near my birth town and living off of field mice and what I could steal from the locale townsfolk. Now I like to watch them scream and run as they spot my eyes staring at them from the shadows, and then buy them a beer afterward. Your call if that's social or not.

You can either have a cute but killer bunny, or a ugly misformed monstrosity of a rabbit that will love you forever. What do you choose?

[Zeva]

Appearance does not matter! That poor sick looking bunny must be lonely...

Your reaction to meeting a famous person across Althanas?

[Alydia Ettermire]

Steal their stuff and have a good chase!

How are your geography skills?

[Shadow]

Wait...you mean there's more places than this town and forest i've spent the last twelve hundred years in? Probably not very good then.

What one person on Althanas are you looking forward to killing the most? (Not in real life o.o)

[Ashla]

The leader of the Crimson Hand, Lye. He destroyed my country, I shall seek him out and find my vengeance...

Who's your closest friend on Althanas (ICly)?

[Shadow]

Ashla Icebreaker. She just doesn't know it yet.

What's the strangest thing you've done thusfar on Althanas?

[Ashla]

Strangest? That would probably be attempting to use the Fallien language for the first time...

Why do you do these terrible things??

[Marduk the Black]

Because it's fun.

Why don't you just cut loose and be whatever you want?

[Karuka]

Who says I'm not whoever I want?

In combat: mops, brooms, or dusters?

[Ashla]

Brooms have brisly ends that are itchy, pointy, and annoying, so that.

Do you ever have problems sleeping?

[Hysteria]

S-s-s-sleep?

Cake, pencils, a muffin, puppy or a pengiun?

[Eli]

Depends on which animal will make more mince pies.

What's your endgame?

[Philomel]

To be Matriarch of all? Good enough?
Okay - fine. To basically live as I want, do as I want, not to be constrained by stupid social conventions.
Or to get rid of this ridiculous notion people have that is called "love". That is a good endgame.

If you have one desire in life, what is it?

[Ashla]

To be truly happy.

Why do you do what you do?

[Eli]

Why not?

Why not?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Because I'll spit in your drink if you do, that's why. And I can guarantee that the next few days of your life will not be pleasant.

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Who do you think need hugs more, Misery Business, the Order of the Crimson Hand, or the Ixian Knights?

[Karuka]

They are power groups of more than one; if they need hugs they can distribute them among their own members. I think you're more likely to survive an Ixian hug, though.

What is the one thing that will keep you awake when you're exhausted enough to sleep for a week?

[Ioder]

Blood in my hair, the stickiness alone is enough keep me awake.

What would it take to push you into a life of crime?

[The Coralian Outcast]

What is crime?

What be your favorite toy?

[Ashla]

My favorite toy? ... my sword.

Do you wish you could turn back time to change something?

[Dissinger]

Every waking moment...

If you could eliminate anyone without repercussions, who would that be?

[Philomel]

Anyone? No idea. Maybe Doge.
Wait ... definitely Doge.

What was your favourite game as a child?

[Lye]

While I was blinded by the ignorant bliss by which you common fools are governed, I used to enjoy throwing stones at the apple trees on the farm with my father. He would always beat me in how many he could down from the branches, but I always begged him for a rematch. How foolish I was back then. So much time was wasted doing petty things like "honest labor" and "play".

If you could send a letter to an unknown group to eliminate someone you hated, would you be able to live with the results? Would you even consider doing it?

[Alydia Ettermire]

Pfft. That's no fun. I'd want to deal with them myself.

If there was anything - anything - you could steal, what would it be?

[grim137]

A spaceship from that freaky sci-fi alternate reality Althanas.

Should there be stricter laws about who can cast what magic?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

No. Chains are made to be broken, as are those who make them.

What is the true meaning of power, to you?

[Eli]

Power? What do you... Oh. Right. Yeah. That's not real. You get that right? An illusion you invent so you can sleep? No? Oh. Uh... Blah blah, enemies, blah blah lamentations of their women.

What is the meaning of freedom to you?

[Ashla]

Freedom is the right to one's fate and life, not being chained to a family code or a certain way of living. Freedom is found forging one's own path and going from there, refusing to listen to a thing called "order".

What is captivity to you?

[Alydia Ettermire]

Fleeting.

How's your balance?

[Lye]

Precise.

What is your purpose in being alive? What defines your existence?

[hoytti]

To serve and protect The coralian people.

What was your worst date ever?

[grim137]

Well there was this one chick from work I was seeing for a bit. Things started off well at first but quickly went down hill. Turned out she was a double agent. Long story short I wound up beaten and naked on this backwoods shit hole planet in another dimension called Althanas.

So how was your day?

[The Muri]

Excellent! I killed a spider! No matter what the size, those things are nothing but monsters... the only good one is a dead one.


Spiders?

[Roht Mirage]

Between the poison sacs, the hair, and the spindly bits, I'd give spiders a 2 out of 5 on the scale of Fallien survival cuisine.

What? Don't judge me. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

[Fox Owen Xavier]

I personally think it's normal as a kitsune (fox-human) but apparently normal humans find it quite odd to eat raw meat especially if it's some animals like rats.


If you were a human/animal hybrid (werewolf, kitsune, etc) what would be the other half?

[Lye]

Dur'Taigen. With the ferocity of a wolf and the deadliness of Pode's poison coursing through my very being, no telling the new mischief I could accomplish. Let's not forget the ability to shift into a form of flora. Such a deadly creature.

If you were to wrest the powers from one individual on Althanas, who would you rob and why?

[grim137]

Sei Orlouge. The man is way to soft. He leads a group of some of the most powerful warriors to have ever lived. His army could conquer and rule this land yet he refuses to use though resources properly and instead does jobs for the other nations.

If you could remove one event from Althanas history, as if it never happened. Which event would you choose and why?

[Ashla]

The Eiskalt War. The Order of the Crimson Hand destroyed my country with no good reason whatsoever!

Who's your best friend?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Junior. He doesn't expect anythin' of me, doesn't preach about bollocks like morality and ain't likely to stab me in the back anytime soon. What more could you want from a friend?

What are your views on the Powers? (Gods, for those that still don't understand me vernacular.)

[Sulla]

Set apart from the rest of us; potent and uncaring. We'd get along swimmingly if they deigned to exist.

Whose body and spirit would you most like to break?

[Ashla]

Lichensith Ulroke's.

If you were forced to spend eternity friendly with one person, who would it be?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Aurelianus Drak'shal. Let's face it; would you want to on unfriendly terms with him?

What's your favorite tavern on Althanas?

[Eli]

There is a bar in one of the southern deserts. I forget which. Run by and for Djinn. Best cheeseburgers on the planet. Trust me. Made with arctic yak.

Have you ever been married?

[Ashla]

Nope, but I'm engaged to Julius Tabor.

Does revenge sound sweet or sour to you?

[Alydia Ettermire]

Depends on method and motive. Cruelty done for petty reasons is sour. Extracting justice, even counter to the law... I don't think I would call it sweet, but it can be satisfying.

What does your accent sound like?

[hoytti]

Um it has a click where hard sounds such as k & t should be. If my writer was to write it out it would be something like this;
um i*click* has a *Click*li*Click where hard sounds su*click* as *Click*ah and *Click*ee should be. If my wri*click*er i*click* ou*click* i*Click* would be something li*click* this.

How was your day today?

[Ashla]

Same as every day, crappy.

What's your goal in life?

[Lye]

Revenge. On all the little bastards sitting on their high horses, looking down at those they protect and turning a blind eye when needed most. On every guardsman, nobleman, politician, king, queen, and duke. On every person that has rubbed two coins together in the presence of the hungry and dying. On the bastard that drained dry the veins of one innocent man's wife and child. I want revenge on every mouth breathing cretin who takes advantage of their position but neglects their sworn duties. I want order in the hands of those that crave it most from the world. I want the world to burn so it can be cleansed anew.

Do you remember your first kill? How did it happen and how did you react? Did you get away with it?

[Karuka]

I was on a boat when I was about sixteen and we got attacked by pirates. I strangled one with the route he tried to bind me with. I was pretty horrified... but his wasn't the last life I took that day. There were innocents on the line.

How's your relationship with your parents?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Ask me again once I've melted their insides with acid, and I can give you a better answer.

If you could assume anyone's identity, who would it be, and what would you do with it?

[Brand]

Not big into the whole identity theft thing. But I'd just love to take the status of Sei Orlouge and order Radasanth's problems solved. Terrible for business, the poor are.

If you only had a yak and a sack of rocks, what would you do?

[Lye]

Well, depending on the time of day, I'd either relentlessly beat the animal to death with the makeshift flail then empty the sack to fill with carvings from the beast. OR. Not give a damn and walk away.

Would you rather kill a creature the size of a castle, or take down a single man capable of disemboweling an entire army on his own?

[Ashla]

The man that can take down the army.

Do you wear fuzzy socks when you're cold? (This is coming from an Eiskaltian.)

[Karuka]

... you mean they aren't hand puppets? I have been doing socks wrong...

How do you relax?

[Ashla]

What's a "relax"??

What's a relax?

[LycorisX]

Studying antique tomes filled to the brim with arcane lore.
What is your favorite book?

[hoytti]

The Big Book of Althanian Lore.
What is your favorite Lunch?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

There's this one tavern on Janus Street in Radasanth, a few blocks over from my old bookstore, that serves this sort of sandwich that I really like. It's about a quarter pound or so of ground beef pressed into a circular patty, which gets grilled. They melt a slice of cheese and put it on the patty, along with some lettuce, tomato, and bacon. They serve it with onions on it as well, but onions are gross and shit so I just have them leave 'em off. You should try it sometime, it's really unique and tasty.

If you could have a tome that was totally comprehensive and encompassing of a single subject, what would be in that book?

[Alyssa Snow]

Aleran Alchemy. Inside, it wold contain a synopsis of all major findings of the Alchemist's Guild. If they had drawings of inventions or formulas, and short summaries of what the tests included as well as names of key figureheads.

If you were shot by a gun (rare here in Althanas) would you keep the bullet if you survived? I hear that's a thing for some people?

[Dissinger]

I wouldn't keep the bullet, I'd keep the gun.

Favorite alcohol?

[Alydia Ettermire]

Of course you keep the bullet. You can use it to compare rifling later if need be.

If you could have any one thing, at the cost of something you value very much, would you take the deal? What would you gain, and what would you lose?

[Philomel]

If I could gain immortality, then perhaps I would give up my horns. Perhaps.
If I could be free from pain I would gladly give four sizes of my breasts, moving down from a G to a C.

If you found a genie with one wish to spare, but in making that wish you would cause him to die, would you do it? Also, what would your wish be if you were to make it?

[BloodandBlades]

No. And I would wish to set Eiskalt back to how it was before these wars...

What's an odd pet peeve of yours?

[Star Strike]

hmmm pet peeve... ah Vincent explained this to me once. It is basic but much annoyance. I would say mine is when people do the "boop" thing. You know one pokes your nose and states "boop". Strange and annoying ritual of friendship.

What is the "cutest" ever?

[Cards of Fate]

*Boops stella on the nose* Stellas reaction to being booped. She's always so confused..

What do you think about the upcoming elections on Corone?

[Philomel]

I think that someone surprising will end up winning.

How many times have you been drunk? (and I mean stupidly sploshed here)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Enough to where I shouldn't be alive. But I kind of miss it, now that my body processes everything in a way that prevents me from doing so.

If you were given the chance to have the world forget about you and your exploits, allowing you to fade into a life of peaceful obscurity, would you take it?

[Alydia Ettermire]

Wouldn't that be the exact opposite of the point?

What are you most proud of?

[Cards of Fate]

Taking part in killing Pode.

If you could change any one event in your past, what would it be?

[hoytti]

The way I had my son Alex.

If you could choose to be anything, but what you are now, what would you be?

[BloodandBlades]

A firefighter and kitty babysitter. Cause yeah...

What can you not forgive yourself for?

[Logan]

Sending my best friend into a spiral which ultimately led to his death.

If you could vacation to anywhere on Althanas, where would you go AND who would you go with?

[Lye]

Hadia, with Aurelianus as a guide. Namely because I need some things from the three Fates.

What does your character fear the most? Spaghetti, Commitment, Spiders, etc?

[Otto]

Lost opportunities. I'm familiar enough with regret as it is.

What, in all of Althanas, brings you the most joy?

[Skie and Avery]

Skie: Bad tea.
Avery: Aurelianus

If money was no concern, what would you buy?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Every industry, company, shipping port, and developmental lab in Alerar. Or hells; all of Alerar, just to make things easier.

If you got to spend one hour with anyone--dead or alive--who would it be and what would you do?

[hoytti]

My parents. I wish to see them one last time and apologize for the war I brought upon my people.

If you had to sing a song to get into a club, would you?

[Ashla]

Does it look like I have time for some random song? No I don't.

How do you view your own powers and abilities?

[black shadow]

I don't have abilities, I don't have powers. I'm fast, I'm strong, an I'm smart. That's all I need.

You died and were born a deer with all past memories. What do you do first?

[Flamebird]

... ... ...


What was the first thing you learned to do in combat?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Groin shot.

I'll ask again, and hope to not get an answer so predictable and lame. If you got to spend one hour with anyone--dead or alive--who would it be and what would you do?

[Alydia Ettermire]

The architect at Ankhas. For one, it'd be watching history in the making. For two... did he or she know how poorly that style would age?

If you could go back and do something over, do it differently, what would it be and why?

[Ashla]

I would have treated Julius differently when I met him the second time, now that I know what we've become. I also probably would go back to Eiskalt... try harder... and I'd go back to all those stupid times I lost a fight and beat those people up like crazy!


What would you stop the whole world from doing?

[Rehtul Orlouge]

Destruction and hoarding of priceless knowledge from the ancient world, and even from the modern world. Discoveries, both mundane and mystical, should be shared with the population of Althanas, not hoarded or destroyed because they're too unique or dangerous.

If you could overhaul the government of any one region of Althanas, which one would it be and why?

[Flamebird]

Raiaera's. They don't seem to be doing anything for their country.

Chicken or beef?

[Eteri]

Eteri loves both! Even when they run, is fun to chase!

Does you like the fun?

[Venex Apara]

Yes, I love fun. I'm pretty sure im physically part fun. How you ask? I'm going to have to go with magic.

Okay, important question... What is your opinion on uni-penguins (unicorn penguins)?

[FennWenn]

Unicorn penguins..? Is that one if those things people see when they have too many drinks? I wouldn't know, I just sort of black out after enough!

Magic! Do you like magic? Do you have magic? Is it easy or hard to do?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I thrive on magic. I AM magic.

What is your opinion on Duffy?

[Flamebird]

I like magic! I have an alchemy based power that is magical.

Bacon or pork chops?

[Storm Veritas]

Bacon. It's more condensed, more flavorful, and inherently preserved because it's salty as shit. Of course, bacon must be crispy, because fatty bacon is for plebeians and clowns.

How important to you is your wardrobe?

[Aynur]

I wear whatever I am told to wear...


why...is the world such a dark place?

[FennWenn]

Because you're wearing a blindfold, silly!

What's your favorite animal? Mine's Daugi.

[Eteri]

Eteri likes fishies! Because they taste so good and they go flip flop flip flop. Do the dance when not in water.

Can Eteri has your soul, or just teeny bit?

[Flamebird]

N-o spells NO.

Red or orange peppers?

[Killian]

Just the tip. We can see where it goes from there. ;)

Do you consider yourself better than most people?

(Ninja'd. And prolly both? Not a big pepper fan. Goes good with a slab of steak though.)

[Flamebird]

No, I actually think I'm worse...

Chocolate or vanilla?

Sorry about the ninja :P

[FennWenn]

Mash the chocolate into the vanilla.

Honey + oatmeal?

[Venex Apara]

Better? Nah. Why would you want to be better? That's boring and an awful lot of work. Being a better you 8s so much more enjoyable.

What is a unique insult you've come across in your travels? Any language works.

[Flamebird]

Ninja'd! xD

Insults are insults. Insults are not clever, just mean.

Ice cream or frozen yogurt?

[Venex Apara]

Better question, is it free?

Hot chocolate or chocolate milk?

[Flamebird]

Hot chocolate! Unless it's a hot day...

Tomatoes or cucumbers? Or both?

[FennWenn]

Ew.

What is the most AWESOME thing you have done?

[Flamebird]

Probably being able to bleed and still fight. Imma arrowproof!

Broccoli or celery?

[Venex Apara]

Celery because peanut butter!

Cats or dogs?

[Flamebird]

Dogs.

Asparagus or carrot?

[Venex Apara]

Eteri will be dissapointed...

What kind of evil are you to like vegetables so much?

What is the best muffin?

[FennWenn]

A hundred and ten percent chocolate, with powdered sugar on top! No raisins. Raisins are pretty icky.

What makes you feel most icky?

[Flamebird]

Spiders are especially ticks... *Sudders*.

I suppose I can stop the food questions and VeggieTales references now Like mullet haircuts?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I am the mullet.

Is it all about the power or the glory?

[Venex Apara]

Glory. Reputation goes farther.

Which is more annoying, kobolds or goblins?

[kitsune]

Goblins... is the only group I met.

Sword or shield? NOT BOTH!

[Breaker]

Neither. Empty hands.

Who is the fairest in the land?

[Venex Apara]

Oooo! My mother told me a story about this way back when... I can't remember it...

What is the best insult from any language you've heard?

[kitsune]

Um in my language it is Baka! Which means Idiot.

What is your favorite weapon.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

A stacked deck of cards. A glass of Headbutt stolen from Philomel is a very close second.

What's your favorite book?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Me.

How often does your character poo a day?

[Eteri]

Eteri does the poops twice maybe? Odd man ask odd question

Will you be the friend of Eteri?

[Lavinian Dementia]

No, catgirls make me sneeze.

What decision is weighing you down?

[Nightsangel]

My half-sister always wanting to attack me and what to do about her!

Whats your most interesting adventure?

[Flamebird]

Um... There was this one time I chased a giant bird headed cat thing through Fallien...

You have any metaphorical/ adoptive/ etc. family members?

[Revenant]

Had a wife and unborn child but they died. Same thing seems to happen to anyone else I get close to.

Soup or salad? (And what type?)

[loves.blessing.]

May I have both? No.. okay... soup it is then, tomato but only if I can have a grilled cheese sandwich?

Do you ever think about the future? Where do you see yourself in two to five years?

[Eteri]

Eteri wants soul in that time.
Want feeling warm fuzzies.

Want know can eteri have some soul of yours?

[Venex Apara]

Uhh, sure?

What is the best drink in all the lands?

[Ashla]

Apple cider!

Do you like ice in your drinks?

[Lye]

I live in the Skavian Wilds. So, no. Hard enough to find something to drink around here that isn't already frozen.

Who was the first person you crossed blades with?

[Venex Apara]

Out of Character: I'd like to imagine all the characters sitting around at a coffee shop answering the questions.

Bandits. It was not a fun experience.

Is there that one place you go to which you keep going back to but wonder why every single time?

[Revenant]

My homeland. Nothing really left there for me but bad memories. Still, can't seem to let it go.

What is the one thing you're proudest of?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Beating the entire Telgradian Council of Five singlehandedly before being captured.

What is your biggest regret?

[Lavinian Dementia]

Trusting my parents blindly.

What's on the menu today?

[Flamebird]

... I don't work at a diner?

Favorite music?

[FennWenn]

FAST music!

Why do you look so funny?

[Breaker]

Scars, in their multitudes.

What's your ideal vacation spot?

[Flamebird]

A mountain retreat with tons of mountain climbing!

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

[Nightsangel]

Blood wine Ice cream! So good!

Do you have a pet?

[kitsune]

What's a pet?

What is the meaning behind your name?

[Philomel]

"Philomel" means "Nightgale"
((OOC: My real name "Ailsa" means "Elvish Victory"))

What would you rather face:
A hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

[Hyperion]

I was told that Madison named me such because she thought it sounded cool. Maddy is not terribly fond of hidden meanings or secrets in labels.

If you would give anything to be able to forget something, what would you give up and what would you forget?

[Rayleigh]

Oh, that's an easy one. I'd give up this stupid black box for the ability to forget how I got it. Being tricked into freeing a demon (god? devil? monster?) isn't something I care to think about. And I don't think this lame ass box even does anything. Just found it down there while I was, you know, running for my life.

You have a free evening! How would you spend it? Go anywhere special? Be with ANYONE special?

[Venex Apara]

I'd probably go partying with some gods, demigods, celectials, ect.

Where can I get the best alchool?

[Flamebird]

... Alcohol is bad for you... ... ... but Dead Man's Drink is a thing if you like the idea of dying from it...

Ever had a pupil?

[Breaker]

Indeed, including a few of my alternate PCs.

Which Althanas nation produces the best whisky?

[Storm Veritas]

Radasanth for sure, the elves, dwarves, and other non-humans always dick it up with stupid ingredients.

Your character breaks both of his/her hands. How do they get by during the healing period?

[Philomel]

Get Veridian to bring me stuff. Be grumpy. Mediatate for a long time, and become so good at sensing the earth that I literally can just do everything from there.

That or get those plants over there to be my hands. They would do.

If you were to be a farmer, what sort of farmer would you be? What crops would you plant or animals would you breed?

[Flamebird]

I've always liked the idea of handling animals. Just providing milk and eggs, not killing the poor creatures...

What's your favorite Althanas country to visit?