The Greatest Insult

[Silence Sei]

I need a prevalida steampunk shotgun. Instead of bullets I wish for dual banners reading 'POW!' to come out of the barrels when the trigger is pulled. For all intents and purposes, this gun must look like a masterwork, high quality shotgun.

Furthermore, I wish for an enchantment where nobody wielding this gun can remember that that is exactly what it does.

Quote me a price so I can ship it to Jensen.

[Lye]

Well, if we work that as a hunk of prevalida with internals similar to a derpy crossbow enough to pop out those banners, plus your enchant, the total comes to 2,025 GP.

[Silence Sei]

Done. Gift to Jensen

[Lye]

2,025 GP deducted from Sei's account. Please tell him to link this thread where proof of purchase is required.