Althanas-isms

[Lye]

Here's an idea for a thread. Post what you think should be or have become Althanas-isms.

Examples:

Rated Aure - A term used to identify when a thread is intended for mature audiences only. Specifically the ones that can handle some of the most twisted things Althanas can offer. Like Aurelianus...

Darts Fired! - The equivalent of "Shots Fired!" when referring to the first verbal blow of a fight. Originated from pissing Enigmatic Immortal off by mentioning his dart guns and newer players purchasing firearms. Ask him one day, you'll understand.

[Enigmatic Immortal]

Notice me Jensen Sempai should be one.

I'll edit the story in later.

Oh, and I'll edit it later.

[Philomel]

Bury Me! - A general use of an exclamation, usually used when excessively surprised, particularly if one is in the desert. Made famous by the initial use, Astarelle Set'Roh.

[Lye]

DP - Not what you think, dirty child... DP stands for Dirks Points. They are a form of bizarre imaginary currency awarded by mentioning the name of our Grand Overlord, Max Dirks, during a podcast. These points have unknown value and may or may not be redeemable for something. Our Overlord can be fickle like that...

Lypo - A term used when a typo is made during a socially key point of a conversation or during an attempt to sound intelligent. This typically results in the offender looking stupid, hilarious, and makes them an easy target for trolling. Originally coined by myself, because I duck at life.

[Philomel]

Banhammer - A term used for Lye himself. When he is angry and wants to ban people.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Podcastomancer - A person who hosts an official Althanas podcast.

[Philomel]

Fauncastomancer - The best and faun-isest host of said official Althanas podcasts ;D

[Alydia Ettermire]

Podsassomancer - The sassiest podcast host.

Complinsult - A barbed or backhanded compliment, oft utilized by the Podsassomancer.

To Karu - (verb) To proof-read and edit another's writing, in great detail and utilizing multiple read-throughs and colors of font.

[Ashla]

Althy: Funner and informal version of the word "Althanas."

[Hysteria]

It shames me but....

2 inches to the left: verb; to dodge something or move out of the way of something with little or no attempt to justify the action. Also used as a half hearted response to a challenge.

"I'll throw a house at you!"
"Eh, I'll just move two inches to the left."

[Lye]

Hogrimah's Balls: A reference to the body part of an Althanas God/Hero. Used as a derogatory statement of dislike, exclamation, or frustration. (ie. "Hogrimah's balls! That meat was disgusting!")

Yedda's Tits: Another reference to the body part of an Althanas Goddess/Heroine. Used as a derogatory statement of dislike, exclamation, or frustration. (ie. "Yedda's tits! That hurt!)

[Luned]

Beardy sleep: that thing you have to get so your beard stays beautiful

(okay I may have just made that up but let's make it a thing, Althanas)

[Hysteria]

All beards are beautiful Luned, stop being beardist.

Also, as a user of Hogrimah's Balls, I approve. Also, there is a variant, Hogrimah's Hairy Balls.

[Lye]

I would assume the usage of the latter would be for increasingly vulgar circumstances? Easily extended upon with further adjectives such as: "sweaty", "wrinkled", "salty" etc?

Much like someone would go on a incoherent swearing tangent?

[Philomel]

Assassin-whore: the job invented by me.
Faun-whore: The best darn prostitute in Althanas.

[Hysteria]

I would assume the usage of the latter would be for increasingly vulgar circumstances? Easily extended upon with further adjectives such as: "sweaty", "wrinkled", "salty" etc?

Much like someone would go on a incoherent swearing tangent?

Indeed, although he is often depicted as quite hairy..... omg I have the next auction item!

[grim137]

Sand Slut - An extremely derogatory term that commonly refers to women from the Fallien region.

[Ashla]

Awesomenas = awesome Althanas.

[Hysteria]

Yedda’s blue sky - Meaning 'of all the possibilities'. For example "Why in Yedda's blue sky would you choose that? " considered polite wording

[Tobias Stalt]

Hromagh's sweaty taint. Nuff said.

[Hysteria]

Quite and entrance you've made there. Welcome back :p

[Tobias Stalt]

Haha! Good to be back, mate. Thanks.

[matthewkuch]

Althanas-Fever:
1. A monomania for threads or work on Althanas
2. An obsession or infatuation with Althanas
3. Extreme difficulty to keep one's mind off of the events or affairs in Althanas

By self-diagnosis, I have Althanas-Fever.

[Ashla]

I have a severe case of Althanas fever... very severe.

[Ashla]

BG-13

Instead of PG-13, it's BG ^_^

[Rehtul Orlouge]

MD = MetalDrago
Dirks = Max Dirks

Even though Max was here first, lmao!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Having a "Kai-mare"

Posting up an action packed attack that brings about your own demise by means of a sidestep.

Example

"He backflipped twenty times and jumped into the air. Silly bastard missed and plunged into lava. He's had a right Kai-mare there".

Judge's thumbs

When a judge wants to thumb their own eyes out after reading posts that repeat the same descriptive line over and over.