Lye Lye Miss American Lye

[black shadow]

Awesome thread here, basically take a song and change the words that rhyme with Lye to Lye... I go first!

So Lye-Lye, Miss American Lye
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was Lye
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Lye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I Lye
This'll be the day that I Lye"

[matthewkuch]

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow


I said, "Baby, Lye do this, Lye thought that you knew this."
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And Lye flow retarded, they speak it depart it
Swagger on super, Lye can't shop at no department
better get my money on Lye, if they not money, decLYE
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that Lye a reLYE
So get my money on LYE, if they not money, decLYE
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my LYE
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, Lye thought you knew that, knew that
I be the LYE-G-G-LYE, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

Who that, who that, LYE-G-G-LYE
That do that, do that, LYE-LYE-G-G-LYE
Who that, who that, LYE-G-G-LYE
Blow

[Hysteria]

*spits out coffee on keyboard*

Well played.

[dracoboy8]

We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Lye, ever...

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me falling for it screaming that I'm Lye
And you would hide away and find your peace of Lye
With some indie record that's much cooler than Lye

[Koli]

She's my cherry Lye
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man Lye
Sweet cherry Lye oh yea
She's my cherry Lye
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles Lye
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your Lye
Sweet cherry Lye, yeah, Lye

[matthewrramon]

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
Lye thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye could be your girlfriend
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye know that you like me
No way! No way!
Lye knows it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye wants to be your girlfriend

[Verse 1]
You’re so fine
Lye want you mine
You’re so delicious
Lye thinks about you all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what Lye could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don’t pretend Lye think you know I’m darn precious
And Heck Yeah
I’m the madrefollar princess
Lye can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

She’s Lye; so whatever
You could do so much better
Lye thinks we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
Lye thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye could be your girlfriend
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye know that you like me
No way! No way!
Lye knows it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye wants to be your girlfriend

[Verse 2]
Lye can see the way, Lye sees the way you look at me
And even when you look away Lye knows you think of me
Lye knows you talk about me all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, tell me what Lye wants to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
Lye don’t want to hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again!)

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
Lye thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye could be your girlfriend
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye know that you like me
No way! No way!
Lye knows it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye wants to be your girlfriend

In a second you’ll be wrapped around Lye's finger
'cause Lye can, 'cause Lye can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the heck were you thinking?!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
Lye thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye could be your girlfriend
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye know that you like me
No way! No way!
Lye knows it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lye wants to be your girlfriend

[matthewkuch]

Now you're just somebody that Lye used to know

[Silence Sei]

Stop trying to steal all the good ones, Matt! I'll even throw in a bonus account here to one up EVERYONE!



A long long time ago, me and my buddy Lyele here,
We were hitclyeking down a long and lonely road.
When all of a sudden there Lyed a Lyeny demon.
In the middle, of the Road.

AND HE SAID!

'Play the Hyst song in the world
Or I'll eat your souls'

Well me and Lyele
We looked at each other
And we each said
'O. K.'

And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Hyst song in the world
It was the Hyst song in the world.

Look into my Lyes and its easy to see
1 and 1 make 2
2 and 1 make 3
It's destiny.

Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun don't Lyne
And the moon don't glow
And the grass don't grow.

Well needless to say
The beast was stunned
WHIP CRACK WITYASWAMPYTAIL
And the beast was done.

He asked us.
'Be you angels'
And we said 'Nay'
'We are but men of ROCK!'

Hyst is not, the greatHyst song in the world
No
Hyst is just a tribute.

Couldn't remember the greatHyst song in the world
No
This is a tribute.

To the greatHyst song in the world alLyet
To the greatHyst song in the world AlLyet
Somethingsomething Bitch Motherfucker to the greatHyst song in the world.

[Lye]

What is happening?!

I'm scared!

Someone find Jensen-Sempai. I need to be held. T^T

[matthewkuch]

(Merry Christmas)

Lye wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying, "Lye loves you,"
Lye meant it
Now Lye knows what a fool I've been.
But if you kissed me now
Lye knows you'd fool me again.

Last Christmas
Lye gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

Oh, oh, baby.

A crowded room,
Friends with tired eyes.
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice.
My god Lye thought you were someone to rely on.
Me? I guess Lye was a shoulder to cry on.

[Luned]

Lye's got something to say
Lye killed a baby today
and it doesn't matter much to him
as long as it's dead...

[Silence Sei]

Annnd this got dark quick.

[matthewrramon]

This was never the way Lye planned, not Lye's intention.
Lye got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught Lye's attention.

Lye kissed a girl and Lye liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
Lye kissed a girl just to try it,
Lye hopes Lye's boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Lye kissed a girl and Lye liked it (Lye liked it).

No, Lye don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're Lye's experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave.
Lye's head gets so confused, hard to obey.

Us girls we are so magical,
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deLYE it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

[Sulla]

Amateur hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog.


Lye met her in a club down in old Corone
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like ambrosia
Aye-Em-Bee-Arr osia
She walked up to him and she asked him to dance
Lye asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Amrbose
Aye-Emm-Bee-Arr Ambrose Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose

Well Lye's not the world's most physical Lye
But when she squeezed him tight she nearly broke his spine
Oh Lye's Ambrose Am-Am-Am-Am Ambrose
Well Lye's not dumb but Lye can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh Lye's Ambrose Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ambrose Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose

Well they drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked him up and sat him on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well Lye's not the world's most passionate guy
But when Lye looked in her eyes well Lye almost fell for Lye's Ambrose
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ambrose Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ambrose
Ambrose Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose
Lye pushed her away
Lye walked to the door
Lye fell to the floor
Lye got down on his knees
Then Lye looked at her and she at him

Well that's the way that Lye wants it to stay
And Lye always wants it to be that way for his Ambrose
Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Ambrose
Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose

Well Lye left home just a week before
And Lye'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took him by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well Lye's not the world's most masculine man
But Lye knows what Lye am and Lye's glad Lye'm(?) a man
And so is Ambrose
Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose
Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose Ah-ah-ah-ah Ambrose (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s)

[Ashla]

"Tell me Lye is everything so confusing
Can you show me where to find him now

I know I must Lye
Over and over
And I know I must Lye
Over and over again"

The Letter Black: Must Die

[Roht Mirage]

As Astarelle watches Lye and his Ambrose... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIzNwM2nN2k)

"Some other Lye now, has taken my love away from me, oh now
Some other Lye now, has taken away my sweet desire, oh now
Some other Lye now, I just don't wanna hold my hand, oh now
I'm the lonely one, as lonely as I can feel all right

Some other Lye now, is sippin' up the honey like a yellow dog, oh now
Some other Lye now, has taken my love just like I'm gone, oh now
Some other Lye now, has taken my love away from me, oh now
I'm the lonely one, as lonely as I can feel all right
Oh oh hoho
Oh yeah! Ow! Ow!

Some other Lye, is makin' me very very mad, oh now
Some other Lye now, is makin' my past seem oh so bad, oh now
Some other Phi now, she was the first faun I ever had, oh now
I'm the lonely one, as lonely as I can feel all right
Oh oh hoho
I'm a-talkin' to you, right now
Ow!

Hey! Yeah!"

[matthewkuch]

Guest appearances by Hysteria, Philomel, and Sei

Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you
Lye'll be the one, if you want me to
Anywhere Lye would've followed you
Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you

And Lye, is feeling so small
Hyst was over Lye's head
Lye knows nothing at all

And Lye will stumble and fall
Phi's still learning to love
Just starting to crawl

Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you
I'm sorry that Lye couldn't get to you
Anywhere Lye would've followed you
Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you

And Lye, will swallow my pride
You're the one that Phi loves
And Lye's saying goodbye

Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you
And I'm sorry that Lye couldn't get to you
And anywhere Lye would've followed you (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you

Sei's something, Lye's giving up on you
Sei's something...

[dracoboy8]

Since this is an excerpt from frozen we took the liberty of changing the name Christoph for people. Special guest includes Quentin Boone and BlueGhostofSeaside

Reindeers are better than Christoph
Quen, don't you think that's true?

Yeah, Christoph will beat you
And curse you and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you

Oh, thanks buddy
But Christoph smells better than reindeers
Quen, don't you think Lye's right?

That's once again true,
For all except 'Que"

You got me, let's call it a night

Good night

Don't let the Icebreaker bite

[black shadow]

Lye loves the mountains.
Lye loves the rolling hills.
Lye loves the flowers.
Lye loves the daffodils.
Lye loves the fireside.
When all Lye's lights are low.

Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.

Lye loves the flowers.
Lye loves the daffodils.
Lye loves the mountains.
Lye loves the rolling hills.
Lye loves the fireside.
When all the lights are low.

Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.

We walk together.
Hike by Lye's quiet stream.
Watch for Lye's sunrise.
Breathing Lye's air so clean.
When we're together,
Sharing our fondest dreams.

Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.
Boom Dirks shot 'em. Boom Dirks shot 'em.

[Lye]

Oh god... It's begun again...

[Mari]

I need to post all the songs I made up! mwahahahha

[matthewkuch]

Special guest: Philomel!


Prison gates won't open up for Phi
On these hands and knees Lye's crawlin'
Oh, Lye reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All Lye need is you
Come please, I'm callin'
And, oh, Lye screams for you
Hurry, Lye's fallin'
Lye fallin'

Show Phi what it's Lye
To be the last one standing
And teach Phi wrong from Lye
And I'll show you what Lye can be
Say it for Phi
Say it to Phi
And I'll leave this life behind Phi
Say it if it's worth saving Phi

Heaven's gates won't open up for Phi
With these broken wings Lye's fallin'
And all Lye see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for Phi
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And, oh, Lye scream for you
Come please, Lye's callin'
And all Lye need from you
Hurry, Lye's fallin'
Lye's fallin'

Show Phi what it's Lye
To be the last one standing
And teach Phi wrong from Lye
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Say it for Phi
Say it to Phi
And Lye'll leave this Lye behind Phi
Say it if it's worth saving Phi