Stuff That Will Never Take Place on Althanas

[BloodandBlades]

Okay, so... name instances that just... wouldn't happen with our characters here...

Like...


Ashla pulls up to McDonald's and orders a Big Mac and Pepsi (cause everyone knows I live under a rock) with ice. They forget the ice in the soft drink, but no problem! Ashla makes ice cubes and plops them in herself! ... what car is she driving?


So yeah. Stuff like that. Get creative! xD

[Rayse Valentino]

Rayse being cold.

[Cards of Fate]

Vincent ever having sex. Ever.

Also, Vince Rko'ing a goddess...Oh wait.

[Mage Hunter]

The Forgotten Ones are NOT gods. They just have a lot of power.

[Sulla]

A consensus of the major Althanian theologians as to what consitutes divinity.

[Tobias Stalt]

A concensus of Althanian Theologians.

[Hysteria]

Madison hugging someone.

Abomination deciding that, you know what? Those Ixian's arn't so bad.

Jensen Ambrose going back to school to finish that education he never got.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Vincent Cain delivering an RKO to a goddess.

:P

[Max Dirks]

Dirks dates Ashla :(

[Lye]

Alyssa Snow getting a Most Useless Award.

Oh, wait...

Also, Talen deciding to give up the gender confusion and be the site's first "both" shemale.

[BloodandBlades]

Dirks dates Ashla :(

LOL! Sorry, as long as Julius is alive...

[hoytti]

Grond reverting back to a human.

[Lye]

Aure settling down with an innocent bookworm-type girl and raising a family not comprised of flesh-dough abominations.

Madison deciding to buy a pot, step into it, fill it with dirt, and grow up to be the giving tree.

Only to not be pushed off a ledge by Leon.

[Cards of Fate]

Maddison breaks bad and starts growing/selling weed

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Vincent gets laid by Alyssa.

>:I

[Cards of Fate]

Maddison and Aure make kinky x rated love :)

[Rayleigh]

Vincent gets laid by Alyssa or Ray.

>:I

Fixed that for you. :3

[Cards of Fate]

:(

I was gonna make Ray a freindship sock puppet

[Ashla]

Ashla gets a life.

[Rehtul Orlouge]

Rehtul acts romantic... ever.

[Hysteria]

Madison decides that fluor - lycra is her new style.

Philomel and Doge settle their differences over a spot of tea.

Otto decides this 'good guy' life is too hard and movies to lower Corone to follow up his alternative life as Con-kissida, a transgender Orc who makes a living singing classic Corone show tunes and turning the occasional trick with rich Corone nobles with grey skin pug fetishes.

Alyssa decides to become a monk and moves to northern Salavar, shaves her head and takes a vow of silence. The rest of her days are spent growing turnips in the hard Salavar winter. Her name becomes the ring of the size 5 bell.

[Ashla]

Ashla thinks maturely.

[Bard]

Drumheller will achieve inner peace and live happily ever after