One Liners ... characters and not a competition

[Philomel]

So I posted some one liner stories about my characters in Hysteria's competition thread. Then I was reminded that it was a competition :P Silly me.

Anyway, posting them here as a new thread. The purpose is, is like a previous thread that BlueGhost made, to put your character's description into one line or a hilarious way, to place your characters purposes/stories/lives into such along with melding them into a one-liner story. Death is always a good one to use.

Some examples from me:

Philomel: She gave all she could to save no one in the end.

Vaeron: The king of the seas eventually drowned.

Yakob: Lastly, and not firstly, he was given birth to.

Thran Iavas: He was born, lived and died the prince of nothing.

Leaf: His pet pigs ate his corpse.

Blodwen: The bard sang the song that brought about the world's end.

[Flames of Hyperion]

Might as well! (Note: subject to change at my whim. Some characters have yet to appear on Althanas.)

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Nanashi: First love, musty memories. Still dreaming. (Also: May fortune favour the worthy.)

Kayu Kanamai: The world, her destiny, her own.
Akiyoshi Sanada: Through whiteout, inferno, armageddon. I follow.
Penhalhael Tinehtele (Glorfindel): Twilit blades dance in celestial gold.

Ywain Lazarev: Protect the innocent, at all costs.
Aurora Holyrood-Grace: Faith heals wounds and worlds alike.

Jehan Leitdorf: Be the Hero you can be.

Throld Sartet: Oh, the stories I could tell!

Touma Kamikaji: Daemons extend their hands, smiling. "Deal?"
Quentin Kerr: I'm not lonely when I'm alone.
Leon Hredgarsson: Wanderers whisper to an empty wind.
Angelus Eltharion: Only voice, echo. Only friend, shadow.
Silmeria: Heaven is dead. I am not.

Sigrun Kondrat: Steel doesn't break. Stone doesn't feel.

Arlanniel Berthadh: The smallest gravestones rise the highest.

Kyo: Seek the song, heed its warning.

[Logan]

Logan: Fate's bit**. (sorry, yes, cursing necessary for this to be this short.)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Madison - From both the damned and the innocent I make my garden.

[Ashla]

Ashla: Never had a dream come true.
Felicity: What doesn't kill her makes her stronger.
Kaida: Awesomeness with a chance of memory lapses.
Siiaum: "You killed off real heroes just so you could- pretend to be one??"
Hanuh: Mommy's kick butt little girl.

[Dissinger]

Seth - For now I find this power gained, is more unto a curse.

[Faustuss]

Faust: Liches be crazy

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Aurelianus - this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me.