The "good ideas that quickly become bad ideas" game.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

The game is simple. You post up an idea, and the next poster creates a scenario where that good idea goes horribly wrong.

I'll start.

"Yeah, sure baby, i'll buy you a pet Chimpanzee..."

[Mixed-blood]

Area rug replacement $314.00
Home entertainment center replacement $1,819.00
Kitchen renovation $2,098.00
Furnature replacement $989.00

The look on your girls face when she realizes how bad an idea that having a chimp for a pet is,
priceless.

[black shadow]

"Come on man, swimming there can't be that bad."

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

"I'm sorry sir but I don't think your medical insurance covers 'misdemeanour in gay piranha infested waters'"

Idea:

"Hey, look sweetheart, three double vodkas for a dollar!"

[Revenant]

"You know, I've always thought your sister was prettier than you."

Idea:
"Well, guess it's time to mow the lawn."

[Ashla]

As it turns out, you are mowing in the part of the country where poisonous spiders are at home. They've made a cozy home on your lawnmower. They made their hideout at that button you use to turn it on after cranking it, and... soon enough you're being rushed to the ER.


Idea:
I'm finally going to catch up on my Althanas threads!

[Alphard]

Lol nope, life.........

IDEA:

"Let's go swim with the dolphins, it'll be fun."

[hoytti]

*Dolphins turn out to be sharks*

Idea: "Here kitty kitty kitty kitty"

[redford]

Headline: man found dead just inside lion enclosure.

Idea: "but first let me take a selfie"

[Storm Veritas]

While trying to get just the right angle of the New York backdrop, tourist is smashed by a bus.

"So honey, which of my friends is the cutest?"

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

While trying to get just the right angle of the New York backdrop, tourist is smashed by a bus.

"So honey, which of my friends is the cutest?"

"Yes, thank you Mr Goodman. I'll be signing the divorce papers tomorrow, just as soon as I remove the broken glass from my face."

Idea:

"I've always wanted to get a rescue cat. What's the worst that could happen?"

[Revenant]

"You now own a cat."

Idea:
"I'm going to make a big ole jug of tea."

[jdd2035]

You played WoW for 3 nights straight, forgot about the tea and your kitchen burned down.



Watch this hold my beer!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

You played WoW for 3 nights straight, forgot about the tea and your kitchen burned down.



Watch this hold my beer!

*Buddah spawns*

"There is no beer. There is only the illusion of beer."

Idea:

"Hey, I know, I think i'll ask for my staff job back on Althanas. Let me just submit this form right here..."

[Cards of Fate]

You get readded to staff without being told and then kicked for inactivity :P

You decide to try Gming your own DnD campaign

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

You get readded to staff without being told and then kicked for inactivity :P

You decide to try Gming your own DnD campaign

"Roll a three or higher to avoid converting the transexual orc to Buddism"

Idea:

You decide you would like to start keeping a squid farm. The squids spit acid and require chinese take out three times a day to survive.

[Hysteria]

Wife runs off with a squid, they've been together for three years now and are planning to buy a condo by the beach. I see them from time to time, get invited to birthdays and such, but I generally politely decline.

Idea:
"I should by a boat..."

[hoytti]

boat gets attacked by a kracken and is sunk... there is no survivors.

Idea:
You get a watch that can sshow you the future.

[Hysteria]

The watch focuses purely on showing you upcoming events of horrible diarrhea. Despite your best efforts, the future cannot be changed.

Idea:
A nice summer get away with some friends.

[Cards of Fate]

Que dramatic announcer voice "What started as a peaceful vacation would end suddenly with a night from hell..."

Idea: You propose several new non pvp ideas for on site tournaments