The Althanas Malapropism Thread

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Ever read something and thought "that's hilarious, because it's in a completely different context than the author intended?", but felt sad because there wasn't anywhere to post it?

Well, now there is. This is THE go-to thread for all your malapropism needs!

I want to start off with this one, taken from a profile on this site (name redacted). Feel free to post your own! And don't poke too much fun: all these are meant in jest.


Nigel was a great teacher and made his son push his limits. Gideon is strong, fast, and has plenty of mussels to show off to the girls.

[Rayleigh]

You know, if you're going to redact the name, you should probably edit it out of the example. ;)

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Could be anyone ;)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

*Puts the line into the search bar and finds out who exactly it is so he can push them into a locker and steal their lunch money*

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Y'all not getting the point of this thread.