Shinsou Vaan Osiris
08-26-16, 03:37 PM
So, tonight I learned a valuable lesson. For the past ten years plus I have played five a side soccer on a monday night. Put on a bit of weight over the last two years after I moved out but never felt terribly unfit.
Anyway, a few weeks ago I decide enough is enough and hit the diet properly. At the same time I enlist the help of my sister's partner, a qualified PT, to put me through my paces and help me get trim. I thought "no problem, he'll ease you in."
"Right Chris. 30 mins of explosive movement training."
F*ck.
What followed was five minutes alternating between half and full speed on the stair machine, followed by 5kg weight step ups, 10kg kettle slam and fifteen second on the spot running as fast as possible. Then another 3 circuits of that adding another 5kg each time. Finally, 10kg squats and ten burpees (jumps into pressups).
I feel like a Rhino has jumped on me and given me a damned good shagging. It is simply unbelievable how unfit I actually am!
Kids, if you ever use a personal trainer, expect no quarter. They are out to hurt you.
Chris Pratt to play me in the movie.
Anyway, a few weeks ago I decide enough is enough and hit the diet properly. At the same time I enlist the help of my sister's partner, a qualified PT, to put me through my paces and help me get trim. I thought "no problem, he'll ease you in."
"Right Chris. 30 mins of explosive movement training."
F*ck.
What followed was five minutes alternating between half and full speed on the stair machine, followed by 5kg weight step ups, 10kg kettle slam and fifteen second on the spot running as fast as possible. Then another 3 circuits of that adding another 5kg each time. Finally, 10kg squats and ten burpees (jumps into pressups).
I feel like a Rhino has jumped on me and given me a damned good shagging. It is simply unbelievable how unfit I actually am!
Kids, if you ever use a personal trainer, expect no quarter. They are out to hurt you.
Chris Pratt to play me in the movie.