Althanas Carols - lyrics and rhyme

[black shadow]

So this was a thread started last year by our beloved Philomel, and there were many amazing songs brought up and some even recorded, so I just thought "hey, let's do it again"! So guys lets do it again! Drop your Althanas Carols here!

And here's (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?28440-Althanas-Carols-lyrics-and-rhyme&highlight=Mr.+Twitch) the original thread in case anyone was wondering

[black shadow]

I'll repost mine in this thread to get it started!

Mr. Twitch:

You're a mean one, Mr. Twitch!
You really are a brute!
You are as cuddly as Quentin,
You're as caring as Zack Blaze,
Mr. Twitch!
You're a sick twisted Tiefling with a, heart to end all rule!!

You're a madman, Mr. Twitch!
Your heart if filled with void!
Your brain is full of chaos,
You've got demons as your soul, Mr. Twitch!
I wouldn't attack you with a
'Patented' Beretta 950!

You're a vile one, Mr. Twitch!
You have a mesmerizing smile,
You have all the seemless beauty of an average handsome guy,
Mr. Twitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the average guy!

You're a foul one, Mr. Twitch!
You're an evil demon spawn!
Your heart is full of anger!
Your soul is full of hate,
Mr. Twitch!

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Scary,
Creepy,
Cutter!

You're a monster, Mr. Twitch!
You're the king of wanted souls!
Your wanted in all countries from corone to fallien,
Mr. Twitch!!

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Twitch!
With those eyes that pierce my soul,
You're a woman mesmerizer,
You know how to rock her boat,
Mr. Twitch!

You're a twisted little teifling
With the heart of demons,
Evil to the core!

Aur... Hope you enjoyed! ;)

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Hey Storm and Rayse
Are you listening?
You better keep
Our trophy glistening
We'll be coming in May
To take it away
Walking in a Shinsou wonderland

Gone stray is the Madison
Here to stay is the Telgradian
He sings this song
As we go along
Walking in a Shinsou wonderland

Later on
He'll conspire
As we fight the dreaded Fitebear
Osiris is unafraid
Because of the plans that he's made
Walking in a Shinsou wonderland

When it snows
Ain't it thrilling
To kill the slavers who were chilling
We'll frolic and play the Enpera way
Just walking, talking
Hand in hand in a crazy Shinsou wonderland

[Storm Veritas]

You noble heroes are so silly!
Tra la la la la, la la la la!

'Try to kill Storm? Suck my willy!
Tra la la la la, la la la la!

Die you will with such a quickness!
Tra la la, tra la la, la la la!

Cleverness, my curse and sickness!
Tra la la la la, la la la la!