Happy birthday Max Dirks!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

The dear leader's birthday is today. Bow your heads in appreciation, peasants.

:)

[Lucius]

Ur so old Max you saw Star Wars on the day of release!

[Lye]

He's so old, the Smithsonian offered to buy him for their prehistoric exhibit.

Happy burthmas.

[Fez_The_Kid]

Merry Dirksmas.

[Breaker]

Happy Birthday!

[Flames of Hyperion]

Happy birthday!

[Storm Veritas]

Happy Birthday! I look forward to our next drunken chat run-in.

[Lye]

Aw, I was hoping people would run with the old jokes. Bummer.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Happy birthday, you old fart.

[Storm Veritas]

Aw, I was hoping people would run with the old jokes. Bummer.

Yours was great, but I'm standing in a glass house, my man.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Too many over 30's on this forum now. The young un's are going to start culling us soon :(

[Sage]

Happy Birthday Merk a Derka...

[Alyssa Snow]

That's why Fez friended me on FB. He plans to have me disappear in some casual "accident".

And let's be honest. Bowser has already killed Dirks. He's just a hallowed shell that is puppeteered.

[Fez_The_Kid]

Oh golly! I didn't know you're a mind reader!

Guess I'm going to have to cancel my long-planned flight now.

[FennWenn]

Happy Birfday Dirks~

[Ayithe Solete]

Happy Birthday Dirks!

[Cards of Fate]

If you sliced Tony open and counted the rings, you'd kill him ;P

Happy birthday old man~

[Mari]

Happy byrfdayyyy

[black shadow]

Happy Burfday Supreme Ruler Dirks!

[Elthas_Belthasar]

Happy hatchday dood keep having more man!!!

~Pav

[Philomel]

Happy burfday!!!

[loves.blessing.]

Happy birthday you beautiful human being!

[Kryos]

Happy Birthday!

[Max Dirks]

Haha thanks everyone. I deleted my Facebook to keep my bday a secret, but I was not coy enough for Althanas.