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BlackAndBlueEyes
05-12-17, 01:26 PM
Maddy saw some nerd do a card trick on a train, and now she wants a rigged deck of cards.

It's a standard deck of 52, with one Joker and another card marked "Oblivion" featuring a demonic face. The backs of the cards are identical in their black and grey-patterned appearance. The faces of the cards are printed with a special ink, allowing any card she is touching to change into any other card in the deck with a single thought.

What's the damage?
Venex Apara
05-12-17, 02:15 PM
What you want is a "deck of many things"
Shinsou Vaan Osiris
05-12-17, 02:53 PM
No other special qualities? Just the cards, no enchants other than them being "rigged"?
BlackAndBlueEyes
05-12-17, 02:57 PM
Correct, Shin.
Shinsou Vaan Osiris
05-13-17, 08:44 AM
For your beautiful ass, 50 GP. Assuming of course they aren't made from steel or can explode or anything.
BlackAndBlueEyes
05-13-17, 09:11 AM
I will admit that I was sorely tempted to give them a razor-sharp edge or some other bullshit enchantments, but that'd be overkill at that point.

Take my fitty golds, sir!
Shinsou Vaan Osiris
05-14-17, 01:02 PM
Done deal.

Maddy gets a shiny new deck of rigged cards as above and loses fifty shinies.

Transaction completed on 4.0. - Ray