The Althanas Picture Thread

[Ithermoss]

Except, I don't look like a bald drag queen.

[Lucien]

And all of Althanas was silent.

[Zook Murnig]

And all of Althanas was silent.

For two whole minutes.

[The Valkyrie]

Yeah. There's definitely dirty there. Dirty dirty dirt.

[Karuka]

It's in the eyebrows and nose, Ithy.

[hamnat]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but not in the face of Ithermoss. :P Ithy's uuuuuggggly!!!!

....I am so getting my tongue ripped out. :P whoops, I meant :l

[Ithermoss]

Vickie: I AM NOT A DIRTY BOY!

Karuka: What's in my nose.... dirty, or my avatar? I can assure you that I do not have dirty in my nose.

Lucien and Zook: Hey, at least it wasn't my butt this time. I think you both missed "The Day that Ithermoss Mooned Althanas"

[Zook Murnig]

Lucien and Zook: Hey, at least it wasn't my butt this time. I think you both missed "The Day that Ithermoss Mooned Althanas"

Just so I can say I beat Lucy to this one...

That's not your butt?

[Karuka]

Ithy, I said it worked with your eyebrows to give you that air of dirty.


Scuzzball. :p

[Max Dirks]

http://photos-396.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/0/113/7800592/n7800592_32357396_2216.jpg

I prefer this one. It proves that Ithermoss is merely a conniving sack of goat milk who's bald on top, but has hair growing halfway down his neck shaft sort of like Lorenor's Penis.

[Ithermoss]

Jesus you people are mean.

Zook: First, I shave my head, not my butt. Second, you're in no place to start making wisecracks, pops. Don't hit below the belt, then expect me not to retaliate.

Max, pardon me for expecting something somewhat witty from you. But then I forgot entirely that are not only the features admin, but mediocrity incarnate, and resposible for Max Dirks. You are excused. But looking for pictures of people, specifically to pick them apart, is in quite bad taste.

That's what I get for using a straight razor, instead of my Mach 3. Razor burn is a bitch.

[Moonlit Raven]

Personally, I think you are kind of cute Ithy. I think this is the first time I've seen your face, despite Manda's raving about you.

[The Valkyrie]

Hands off sister, he's mine. Dirty and all.

[Max Dirks]

Apparently you missed the wit, Ithermoss. You are excused as well ;)

And I'll have you know the only reason I went looking for pictures is because you post that same one over and over again. I wanted to see the better side of balding.

[Moonlit Raven]

Heh, no harm no foul Valkyrie. I only think he's cute, I have no intentions of chasing him in a deluded attempt to seduce him. After all I have Shadar to deal with.

[Cyrus the virus]

Ithy and I should make hot love. He's bald and I have long rock star hair... We were made for each other for some reason!

[Cielalune]

P: Actually, baldness is kinda sexy in a way. Specially on buff guys. They're like...cuddly teddy bears or Mr. Clean.

[Ithermoss]

Cielalune knows what she's talking about, ladies and gentlemen.

[Zook Murnig]

I apologize, Mister Clean.

EDIT: Snrk.

[Atzar]

Umm, dude? You have a girl for your avatar, and she's meant to represent Caduceus. I wouldn't draw attention to myself if I were you :p

[Zook Murnig]

What girl?

[Atzar]

I stand corrected.

Now you have a guy that looks like he would be jailbait for Lucien.

[Ithermoss]

Apology accepted, Zook, you acne-ridden, teenage version of Gomez Adams.

Maybe his avatar is just androgenous.

O, the Androgeny!

[Karuka]

Lol. If IRL Lucien hits on Zook, Kal's mother will have BOTH their heads.

If IC Lucien hits on Cadu, Karuka will probably hit him. In the face. With a mop. (If you haven't seen Karuka-with-mop action, read this page (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=4550&page=2)... because it has the best scene.)

[Zook Murnig]

I've been hit on by guys before. That's why we only paid half price at Red Robin last time we went there. The waiter kept smiling at me and checking me out the whole time, and it kind of creeped Elizabeth out that he wasn't checking her out.

Made me feel good about myself. And protected my wallet.

[Lucien]

That's why we only paid half price at Red Robin last time we went there. And this Red Robin place, it hires the mentally retarded right?

EDIT: Your girlfriend normally gets looks? That must be awkward.

EDIT2: Do you people get I'm a bottom? I'm not into jailbait. I'm into prison rape.

[Ithermoss]

Ewwww... so that time you bent over to pick up your keys... and...





eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

[Massacre]

Are you not using that avatar anymore Zook?

[Zook Murnig]

Yeah, it's back on the market, I guess. Sorry about that.

[Stray]

Mmm (http://s154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/straykami/?action=view&current=number1.jpg)

[Dirge]

Oh shite...

[The Writing Writer]

damn...

[Ataraxis]

There can't be an Adriana Lima lookalike who actually BEATS Adriana Lima.

Sheet.

[Stray]

r you guys talking about me?

[Artifex Felicis]

Yes they are. It's what happens when a really pretty girl puts thier picture up.

To stay on topic, Stray's pretty. You have nice eyes.

[Cyrus the virus]

Cutie :) I like the bloody one, sooo hawt.

[Zook Murnig]

I'm engaged and a father, but I can still look. And look on I will. DAMN.

[Dissinger]

Definitely look great. I can't say that I've seen one with your beauty.

[Iain]

Pictures ho! Prom was friday night, so all the pictures I have are here (http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/ibifthemighty/Prom/).

This is me and gf after the school musical Poof (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/ibifthemighty/Julia%20is%20so%20cool%20that%20she%20gets%20her%2 0own%20sub%20album/DSCN0184.jpg)
On MV last summer (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/ibifthemighty/Julia%20is%20so%20cool%20that%20she%20gets%20her%2 0own%20sub%20album/DSCN0173.jpg)
Out to eat last year (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/ibifthemighty/olive%20garden%203-20-06/olivegardenedited.jpg)

I don't take too many pictures, most of the prom ones I stole from other people and/or edited other people out.

[Karuka]

You clean up nice, kid.

Then again, that might just be the part of me that likes a guy in a suit (and tuxes are hawt) better than a guy in jeans and a t-shirt.

[Cyrus the virus]

Definitely look great. I can't say that I've seen one with your beauty.

Barf.

[The Writing Writer]

XD

[orphans]

Barf.

My that was subtle. :D

But yea, Stray pretty, so is Iain's avatar, and Iain too.

[Max Dirks]

Stray, were those pictures taken professionally or did you use photoshop (or a combination of both?). They look good.

[The Writing Writer]

behold my first tattoo.

"Equality "



http://a523.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_db476b6655c50c17e3c2324feda022fa.jpg

[Aryr de Morte]

Looks rather... equal. :p

[Rith]

Mmm (http://s154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/straykami/?action=view&current=number1.jpg)

OMG! You're beautiful lol (not to sound weird) but you are. Amazing


I may get my goofy ass up here tommrow.

[AdventWings]

@ Massacre: ...Whoa. *Speechless*
@ Baby Kaleigh: Aww~!!! *Again*
@ Ithy: I like that second pic of yours better. I think that's the better side of your face. :p And believe me, you don't look like Lorenor's penis. XD
@ Stray: ...Shaite.
@ Writin' Writer: Is it just me, or do you almost look like your avvy? XD

@ Massacre - Again: Don't let Lucien compare you to Sarah Michelle Geller. She can't beat you in beauty, that's all I have to say. :p

By the way, Snacklet reminds me of a little black kitty I used to nurse back at my old dorm. I wonder how she's doing now...

EDIT: @ Karuka: Aww, too bad. I'm a Grey-T and Bue Jeans person. I hate wearing suits and formal parties. :P

[Karuka]

Too bad. You'd fit in at most of my parties, lol.

Mmm...but we could have a StarWars or LotR marathon, and you'd fit right in.

[The Writing Writer]

Too bad. You'd fit in at most of my parties, lol.

Mmm...but we could have a StarWars or LotR marathon, and you'd fit right in.

O.O

I like that plan!

[Max Dirks]

Massacre is pretty cute as well.

[Ther]

You'll all want to be clicking on that "Ignore" button on AIM when MaxDirks comes a-calling.

[Serilliant]

I'm naked under all that robe

http://www.althanas.com/brian/bathrobe.jpg

[Aryr de Morte]

Your chair or couch there on the right looks really nice but those chairs and table aren't so nice, haha. :p

[Karuka]

Dude, Ser, you look almost Arabic.

Also, that towel made me laugh.

[grim137]

Dude, Ser, you look almost Arabic.

Really? I think he looks French.

[Karuka]

Really? I think he looks French.

Nah. His eyebrows are too thick.

He just needs a tan, and he'll look really Arabic.

[Aryr de Morte]

But alas, he's white as cream colored snow! :p

[Karuka]

But alas, he's white as cream colored snow! :p

So he needs to hit the beach this summer!

[Arsène]

He lives in California...

Anyways Serilliant, thanks for raising the bar of Fagdom just a bit higher.

EDIT: Karuka, those are Irish Eyebrows. I have them too, but not as fucking freaky. I thought you'd know that. I mean look at Jennifer Connelly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000124/) *In Requiem for a Dream. She has trimmed them since then*

[orphans]

I'm more interested in what he's holding in his hand o _ o... I can't tell from that angle.

[Aryr de Morte]

His keys.

[orphans]

His keys.

..........


... don't I feel stupid . _ .

[Aryr de Morte]

That's good! :)

[Serilliant]

Your chair or couch there on the right looks really nice but those chairs and table aren't so nice, haha. :p

Yeah, college apartments aren't really all they're cracked up to be. The couch is actually not so nice either :P


But alas, he's white as cream colored snow!
And fuck you :P

Californian I may be, but even we don't surf in the Winter time. Hit me up again when Spring has sprung.

The French comments are hilarious to me. For some reason when my roommate was shooting that, I sucked in my cheeks. Narrow face = French, I suppose. And yeah, those are Irish eyebrows. I've got a dick like an Arab, though.

I... don't know what that means...

[Karuka]

Probably disappointing.

Survival of the fittest, you know...and fittest isn't big, when you're riding horses and camels all day, every day, all your life. :p

[Serilliant]

In that case, comment retracted. Let's go with "my dick makes you swoon". I think I heard that line in a porno before.

Then again... I've also heard, "stuff it in my shit locker", so perhaps I have the wrong role models.

[Artifex Felicis]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/nekobooi/CoolMe0-1.jpg

Yeah, I don't own a camera. Behold me without glasses, squinting and not grinning like a chesire cat.

[Karuka]

O.O

OM...G

You're too silly, Artifex.

I love you.

*Huggles Artifex*

[AdventWings]

Uhh... Sa?!

Dang, and I thought you looked kinda creepy...

By the way, return my AIM hits, dangit! :p

[Serilliant]

Is a... scanner? I didn't even know that would work.

[Karuka]

Hey, if the face photocopying works, the face scanning should work too, nyeh?

He's a silly kitty.

[Artifex Felicis]

Further reasoning as to why I am cool ^^ I just did it because I was bored of everyone else having pictures up, and I don't own a camera.

Still, I'll try to get a real, non FF cgi looking picture sometime in the future.

[Lucien]

Look, me again. (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=n720035267_263388_1447.jpg)

A friend took and edited this, she's so awesome and all.

[AdventWings]

Awesome. ;)

Seriously, though, I need to update my own looks. Gotta find that camera...

[Zook Murnig]

I need to post some new pictures of Kaleigh... She so cute! She's holding her head up and cooing and talking to her little monkeys and she's two freaking feet tall and wearing 6-9 month clothes!!!

[AdventWings]

...

O_o

Wow, she's growing pretty fast, isn't she?

...

I don't know a lot about babies... but Kaleigh's getting pretty tall...

[Valentina L. Snow]

Rather recent.

http://www.blackfield.ravenillusion.com/Lawl/Salsalove.jpg

[orphans]

Yay for salsa and other people standing around XD, but ya... nice picture ^^

[Cyrus the virus]

Christ, you look different than in that pic I saw of you 6 years ago o_O

[Nero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Kosiguru/1432132789_l.jpg

[AdventWings]

Yey. Lotsa good-looking peeps, Nya~! ^_^

Zook-man. You need to post up some more Kaleigh piccies. For some reason, though, I can't view the site your dad made... O.o

[Valentina L. Snow]

Christ, you look different than in that pic I saw of you 6 years ago o_O

Probably because it was old even back then, heh.

[Zook Murnig]

My dad took that site down at Elizabeth's request. She didn't feel right about it, and I've learned to trust her instincts. Aside from those on birth control, that is. >.>

[Max Dirks]

f34R M3!

http://photos-558.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v50/211/55/36105008/n36105008_30683558_3868.jpg

[Karuka]

Oh noes! It's the deadly...

TONKA TRUCK SHIRT!

Lol.

[Cyrus the virus]

Damn Dirks is hot!

[Serilliant]

I'd fuck him. Too bad he grew up.

[The Writing Writer]

Some new ones for ya.

http://a907.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_893fe211bf7caea9077d86b7c0714f72.jpg

http://a692.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_dc655ed7846724540dc6a124763c0ca3.jpg

http://a80.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_b807ce8de3dfec0d5bb1a1170477f7c7.jpg

This last one is me and my little brother, Sam, playing a show.

http://a479.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_a592e078490533405df7c0ee02ce0e2e.jpg

[Yamihara]

Hey~ Nice play on the color scheme, Writer.

I take it that's you at the Prom? Nice shoes... ;)

[Cyrus the virus]

People and your damn hair. Cut it short or grow it long, for butt's sake.

BLLAAAAAARG!!!

[Midwinter]

I almost got that haircut last month. =)

Did anyone ever tell you that in the last picture you look like that guy from P!ATD! ?

[The Writing Writer]

from what? lol


And it wasn't prom, it was a friend of our's Cincenera er however u spell it. It's the 15th birthday of a latino boy or girl, in this case girl. HUGE deal. Kinda like a sweet sixteen for ur average rich little white girl. the place was packed.



And I shall cut my hair any fasion I choose Mr. The Virus. :p

[Karuka]

The Quinceañera is the coming of age ceremony for a Latin (or Spanish) girl when she turns 15.

I've never heard of a guy getting a Quince before.

[Cyrus the virus]

I'LL BAN YOU YOU HOSER!!!

I can DEFINATELY DO THAT

GRRRR

Just grow it like mine. Naturally yours won't be as sweet, but whateverz.

[Midwinter]

from what? lol



In that pic with your brother you look exactly like this one guy from Panic at the Disco.

[The Writing Writer]

If you really wanna ban me cuz u don't like my hair, then make it happen.

Cause if thats the case and that would be considered justified then I really have no reason to continue posting on this site.

[Cyrus the virus]

Holy christ tell me you didn't take me seriously!!

I don't care about your hair, I was just bugging you :p And no it wouldn't be justified, and I can't ban people anyway. This is how I bond with people :( Naturally, I have poor social skills over the internet.

Plus I been drinking.

[Serilliant]

Cyrus has been dealt with appropriately and maturely.

Minus maturely.

[Cyrus the virus]

LOLOZLOLZOLZLZ

I think I'll keep that!

[Aryr de Morte]

I like that, haha.

On another note, here's one. Don't ask why I'm wearing that ridiculous hat, I don't even know why.

The "B" Hat (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/puffman7/115898603945988745653221.jpg)

This is one I took a while ago, I think it's kind of cool.

The Hill (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/puffman7/1148232261VTO6.jpg)

And here's one I took a week or two ago with my new camera.

Lake Sunset (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/puffman7/1155477097thousand2.jpg)

[Karuka]

That is a beautiful sunset.

[Aryr de Morte]

Yeah, I was lucky to be there that day. It's at some lake we pass on the way to Duluth.

[The Writing Writer]

yeah that is a very nice sunset

[Cyrus the virus]

That is a beautiful Emma.

:p

Damn I'm smooth.

[Artifex Felicis]

That's an awesome Red Sox hat. And sunset and stuff too. But awesome hat.

[orphans]

Picture 1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/moonstalker/pictured.jpg)

Picture 2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/moonstalker/mostrecent.jpg)

First one was from... a few years ago during I think 10th? or 11th grade. Picture 2 is the most recent one I have.

Mmm... yea... sorry about the bad quality.

[Max Dirks]

I made a Dirks timeline!

Baby

http://photos-540.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v50/211/55/36105008/n36105008_30683540_4168.jpg

Little Pimp

http://photos-557.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v50/211/55/36105008/n36105008_30683557_2362.jpg

Badass Shoes

http://photos-547.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v50/211/55/36105008/n36105008_30683547_913.jpg

[Max Dirks]

Big Pimp

http://photos-969.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v10/75/25/7402522/n7402522_30145969_9578.jpg

Drunk...

http://photos-672.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v60/74/4/7409672/n7409672_31250427_5389.jpg

http://photos-257.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/226/18/1227960577/n1227960577_30064257_9844.jpg

http://photos-546.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v72/228/18/7403447/n7403447_31646546_4843.jpg

[Max Dirks]

But always a pimp!

http://photos-154.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v45/99/7/7401098/n7401098_30768154_375.jpg

[Serilliant]

Welcome to MySpacethanas

[Atzar]

The one on the right in the first pic is nice...

[Max Dirks]

Dude...that's me...when I was a few weeks old...

[Atzar]

Lmao... I didn't see that post. I'm not a pedophile, I swear to God... :eek:

[Cyrus the virus]

Ah, Atzar, she's my favorite too. Dirks likes to parade that photo around :p

She is lovely. Tell her there's a single Canadian guy up here who makes an excellent dinner. Be sure to mention the Canadian part.

[Max Dirks]

I happen to like the girl in the second photo. She was always my favorite.

[Lucien]

The guy in the first "Drunk" photo is hot. The one with the martini.

Post more pictures of him.

[LordLeopold]

This is a picture of Sighter: Picture. (http://photos-014.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v71/195/11/1310428/n1310428_31554014_5110.jpg)

[Karuka]

I agree with Lucien. The guy on the right in the first Drunk pic is hawt.

[Rith]

Me and the little brother...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/silentassassinx/100_3049.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/silentassassinx/100_3045.jpg

[Osato]

@Dirks = I spy beer pong, and I like what I'm seeing.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/TaintedTruth/DSCN1510.jpg

Most recent one of me... with 00 gagues. Though they are hard to see... and yes... I am, as always, smoking my hookah.

[chumley]

dis is me (http://niko.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/6b/6b49f8e57172fe35700385ad35e35d8a84a84e12.jpg)

[Aryr de Morte]

Link doesn't work.

[Koran]

You're 403 forbidden?!

Fuck, I HATE YOU!

<.<;

Jk.

[Fenris]

GAH!!!!

It worked for me...*whines*...my eyes!

Lol. Nice swords. Are you in martial arts?

[Empyrean]

I've always been cool. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v344/Tams_Pics/lilme.jpg)

[Zephyriah]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa313/Lvl200SpaceKnight/Photo27.jpg

No, I'm not a Mavericks fan. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN GOLDEN STATE!

[Koran]

What's wrong with the Mavericks?! *angry fan face*

Rawr!







((I dun care...lolz))

Is that two computer monitors in the back...how many comps you got?

[Karuka]

forget the computer screens in the background, I want the chair in the background.

My chairs are not good for sitting in. But I sit in them anyway.

[Zephyriah]

Nah, the monitors in the back belong to my roomate. He has two comps set up, one windows, one mac. Of course, the superior of the two is the mac :).

EDIT: Yeah, his chair is mad comfortable. He got this tight little gaming chair as well that you could easily fall asleep in.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Pictar (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/i_heart_roisin_dubh/DSCF0176A.jpg)

Included: Short lived T-Bones sideburns, an explanation for breaking my leg while mowing the lawn.

Not Included: My ugly mug.

[Cyrus the virus]

I've always been cool. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v344/Tams_Pics/lilme.jpg)

Eeeehehehe.

Also, Dan, what the fuck is wrong with your thumb? Freak. I'm mocking you!!

[Dissinger]

Nah, the monitors in the back belong to my roomate. He has two comps set up, one windows, one mac. Of course, the superior of the two is the mac :).

EDIT: Yeah, his chair is mad comfortable. He got this tight little gaming chair as well that you could easily fall asleep in.

where have YOU been? I missed you man...

[Karuka]

Eeeehehehe.

Also, Dan, what the fuck is wrong with your thumb? Freak. I'm mocking you!!

That's called "Hitch Hiker's Thumb." And he's got a better one than I do, despite the fact that I am double jointed in my hands.

[Slayer of the Rot]

It's just a bone spur. People get them on their knees and ankles from overactivity (running and shit, I have them on my busted ass knees), and I had one removed once, but it grew back, and this bitch is under a tendon, so if it was to be removed, most of the my thumb would be paralyzed. It hurts on occasion, but it doesn't bother me much, and makes a good ice breaker sometimes. I'll have to remember to jam it in your face when I come visit, Matt.

"I'm giving you thhhhuuuummmbbbb caaaannnncccceeerrr!! WwwwWWooOOOoo!"

On additional topic of my freaky ass thumbs, I can pop the other one completely out of joint. I love to do it in public and scream.

[Empyrean]

Eeeehehehe.

What's so funny? I know I'm your idol.

And Dan, since you live pretty close to me, you should let me come visit so I can put you on a dance floor and see what happens.

I probably can, too, I'm going to Lake Erie at the end of this month. :D

[Slayer of the Rot]

I'll tell you what happens, I twitch and flail like an epileptic watching a japanese cartoon.

But absolutely, come visit. I'll give you my cell eventually so I can give you directions, because otherwise you'll never find the place. Even Manda, who has roamed over this horrid putrescent nation, could not find my dwelling.

[Empyrean]

Well I'll be with my friend and her family the whole time, so I actually doubt I can visit you. I'll just have to hope I'll spot you walking around looking like a loser at some point. :P

But eventually, I shall make my own trip up there and come a-stalkin' you.

[chumley]

that wasn't actually me

neither is this (http://photos-939.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v73/226/70/19002210/n19002210_30363939_8139.jpg), this (http://www.techgnosis.com/imgs/KaliPuja.jpg) or this (http://cinemaguild.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/negro.gif)

[Cyrus the virus]

What's so funny? I know I'm your idol.

Baybays are cuuuuute.

[Fia]

Seeing some of these photo critiques, you guys can be brutal to each other :P . Even if the fashion police, no, fashion SWAT team is going to break some of your doors in any moment now (I kid, I kid, don't be mad).

And there is a disheartening lack of smiles for the camera, boys. It's not going to steal you soul so no need to glower. ;) You'll look handsomer if you smile.

So, my humble offering, but I won't say which I am just yet. You gotta guess.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/LegallyBlondeEsq/Vikispartyall.jpg

[Rith]

Fia, I'm going to take my #1 pick as you are the blonde on the Right. If not my #2 Choice is the blonde in the middle with the long hair.

[Karuka]

My guess: Seated, far left, brunette, glasses.

[Max Dirks]

Each of those girls are quite lovely, Fia.

Since I would flirt with all of you, I won't even venture a guess.

[Karuka]

Dirks, you're hopeless.

[Max Dirks]

Ah Karuka, some girls still appreciate the hopeless romantic.

Every once in awhile he's cute too ;)

[Karuka]

Bah, not even hopeless romantic.

Just hopeless. :p

[Maia]

Burned.

Also, Fia is pretty. And I'm horrible at guessing who people are. Took me nearly a week to realize one of my friends was black, male, and named "Lyndsy" and not a chick.

[Cyrus the virus]

If Fia's the second blonde from the left, she'd do well not to tell me :p

[Feed The Machine]

^ supreme stalker :).

[Cyrus the virus]

I'm incredibly skilled with e-stalking. I mean, if you're on my MSN list, I will know when you're online!

Considering that I don't live near many people, that's frightening. Consider it, I know exactly when you're on MSN. That's, like, really creepy. Be scared.

[Feed The Machine]

Process of Urination: Commence.

[Massacre]

You aren't skilled. Just lucky. :p

I'm guessing the Asian girl, because no one else has!

[Artifex Felicis]

I guess the one with the glasses! For sake of a guess.

And I need to get a picture up on here again sometime. Hopefully not one done using a scanner and no camera.

[Slayer of the Rot]

If she is the asian one I'm afraid I'll be the one activating stalker mode, taught to me by my well meaning teacher, Matty boy.

[Massacre]

I wonder how long until we'll actually know.

[Fia]

Thanks for playing ;) . Good guess to Rith. 2nd time's a charm.
Ta da:

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/LegallyBlondeEsq/n6004289_30614308_1202_2.jpg

From when my hair was longer.

[Artifex Felicis]

If you seen me, this one is easy. If not, a little harder. Here's a hint. I'm silly.

What's scary is that it was like a year or something ago. I'm not sure, mind is too fuzzy.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/nekobooi/34.jpg

[Cyrus the virus]

Ahaha. Figures, eh?

ENGAGE STALKING MODE. Except not really.

[Massacre]

The only silly thing there is that rainbowness, ha!

And the guy looking down who knows where.

:p

[Artifex Felicis]

Eh, close enough.

I wore a Grateful Dead cumbarband and tie to a prom. One of the prouder moments in my mind.

[Fia]

That is a bitchin' cummerbund and bow-tie, Arti. No matter what your date wore, she matched.

[Karuka]

Heh. Why am I not surprised at you, Artifex?

[Massacre]

Because you love kittens? O.o

[Karuka]

No...because it's "in character" for him.

[Massacre]

You still love kittens, right?! :)

I have to talk to you on MSN when you get the chance, by the way.

[Karuka]

Yes, I still love kittens.

I prefer birdies, though.

[Cyrus the virus]

How could you? How could you resist a little black/grey/white/orange cat?

[Karuka]

I cuddle them but then I break out. :(

Sadly, I'm allergic to the little furballs.

[Max Dirks]

Rofl, yeah you're cute. Hit me up on AIM sometime FIA

[Rith]

Rofl, yeah you're cute. Hit me up on AIM sometime FIA

Cute? More like fucking hot.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Down boys.

I'm confused. I thought the standard was that good looking girls didn't like to write nerdy shit. I think I need to be drunk to understand, ho ho!

[Rith]

Down boys.

I'm confused. I thought the standard was that good looking girls didn't like to write nerdy shit. I think I need to be drunk to understand, ho ho!

Standards are wrong. Every picture I've see so far of the girls here, are smokin :D

[Cyrus the virus]

Dirks is so smooth.

...On the internet. I'm jealous.

[LordLeopold]

A summary of the past few pages of this thread:

Girl posts pic. Dirks says something sleazy. Cyrus says something creepy. A guy posts a pic and they both ignore him. BA DUM TISH.

[Maia]

It's ture. What happened to the homerotic comments and moments that I've come to accept on Althanas?

What's worse, is if pressed I could probably find examples of this.

A lot of them.

[Empyrean]

I'm confused. I thought the standard was that good looking girls didn't like to write nerdy shit. I think I need to be drunk to understand, ho ho!


Well see, there's your problem. Don't believe the standard. :)

[Cyrus the virus]

I don't know the guy well enough (read: at all), so I can't make homoerotic comments to him. That's my excuse!

[Lucien]

I'd fuck every guy on this site like a grade schooler.

Take that as you will.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I'd fuck every guy on this site like a grade schooler.

Take that as you will.

You are a god damn liar.

[Cyrus the virus]

Cory wants me the most, anyway.

[Massacre]

Why are you bragging about that?

[Cyrus the virus]

I have several comments to choose from.

But here's one: We can't all be desired by the opposite sex :(

[Feed The Machine]

Wow........

[Maia]

THERE it is!

I knew it couldn't have gone!

[Skie and Avery]

My sister took a couple of pictures of me with her cell phone, and then I took it and took some pictures of another baby for Althanas to coo over. I'll show my pictures first so that if anyone has seizures from the ghastly horror that is me, the babies will make everything okay again.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/mehsexeh.jpg

I was reading a book, sister comes in, takes glasses and then takes picture while I'm blind and have no idea what's going on. Note the slight look of puzzlement and annoyance on the face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/mehness.jpg

This one did not catch me by surprise! Kari needed a pic of me for her profile thing on something or other and wanted one with no glare off my glasses. So I removed them. She told me to smile. My smiles are rare, but my sister knows me well. A cold beer was placed in my hand. I smiled. XD

And know that I've caused massive headaches and a strange green tinting to flatscreen monitors, the baby! My cousin had her baby about 8 months ago. While Iseley is technically my second cousin, she calls me Aunt Mandy. Well... She calls me "Annaneee!!!!" but it's close enough!

And yes, Duro, I know. She's a natural redhead with huge blue eyes. But I think she might just be a tad young for you. XD ((I had to give you a hard time before all these other vultures could, babe. ^_~))

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/iseleycute.jpg

And I'll just link the other two of her!

Iseley chewin' on some teething thingy she's got. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/iseleychew.jpg)

Bright lights! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/iseleybright.jpg)

And I apologize for the small size of these. Cell phone piccies and all..

[Corvus MacCallum]

Eh guess I'll hurl one in, tis a bit old but its my favourite and certainly my best picture.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/Corvusmoore/Ghoulmoi.png

[Feed The Machine]

Are you supposed to be a serial killer?

[Skylar]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e25/BBDeo/Pipin.jpg

St. Patty's Day. I'm fond of pipes. I had drank a lot of Guinness. W00t!

[Corvus MacCallum]

No I'm just an actor.

[N.Fasciitis]

Huurrrr u g0

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Deidrexx/Britt8.jpg

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Deidrexx/Britt10.jpg

[Karuka]

You look just like your avatar...

[N.Fasciitis]

Creepy, huh? x3

[Massacre]

Yeah she does, lol. And I'm pretty sure my brother used to have that exact Pikachu stuffed thinger. O.o

[Maia]

You kinda do. And I'm wondering how old that pikachu doll is as well.

[N.Fasciitis]

Leave te' pika allloonnee. He got attacked by Mozart.. and he had to get an operation. ;.;

[Massacre]

Haha, my brother's old Pikachu thinger got peed on by our cat and we had to throw him away.

[N.Fasciitis]

Mozart is my puppy. ^_^ He's a shar pei lab mix, I'll get pictures of him soon.

[Artifex Felicis]

I was about to ask how an old, dead, musical composer who forever changed classical music was able to beat up pikachu, but decided it was better imagining it.

But the dog is awesome too.

And I need a camera, and not a scanner.

[N.Fasciitis]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Deidrexx/Britt11.jpg

annimmaaall!

[Lye]

Yay! It's me!
http://a428.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_92ef20c6140581cce356843e9aaac3e3.jpg

[N.Fasciitis]

Cute.

[Rith]

I was about to ask how an old, dead, musical composer who forever changed classical music was able to beat up pikachu, but decided it was better imagining it.

But the dog is awesome too.

And I need a camera, and not a scanner.

Where you scanned your face, that was classic. I laughed my ass off might I add.

[Massacre]

Is that your class ring on your hand?

[Raelyse]

Emmaya is a smelly pirate hooker.

I like the look of this Fasc character though.

[Karuka]

Raelyse just wishes he was high-class enough for a smelly pirate hooker.

Unfortunately, they don't take Australians because Aussies were terrible criminals. They're only in Australia because they got caught.

:p


Also, I'm with Fascii.

Lye's a good looking guy.

[N.Fasciitis]

Meee? Aww, yey. x3 I feel so loved, and...uhh..loved? o.o' Everyone else kept saying I look like a kid, but I'm not.. ;...;

[Cyrus the virus]

You're very cute, dear. But jail sucks, so cute you will remain.

:p

[Lye]

Is that your class ring on your hand?

Yep, that's my class ring. It's taken a freakin' beating from work and home improvement, but heck... what's the point of having a ring if you don't wear it half the time!


You're very cute, dear. But jail sucks, so cute you will remain.

Lol, just lol.

[Jasmine]

Growl...well i was gonna finally put a piccie up of myself, but for some odd reason, i can't upload anything >.< guess you'll just have to stick with whatever your devious little minds come up with

[Slayer of the Rot]

Beforehand, picture it;

In the middle of Western Pennsylvania, across the road from a large, rambling Amish home, is a fairly normal, forgettable white house. But within it, I stand, swaying on the stained carpet, awash in the shifting light of Grandma's Boy from the big ass tv seated in the alcove of the room. There's a myriad collection of empty bottles scattered at my feet, some tipped over and left to simply soak into the floor, because I was in no condition to clean it and I was fucking certain anyone coming close was trying to take my standing spot and was promptly shoved away.

Then, my few brain cells jumbled together in one big clusterfuck, turned upside down, caught fire, and I got an idea.

"Clippers, bitch!" I threw my hand up and smashed it off the low ceiling. What followed at the hands of my friend's new girlfriend was inarguably my worst idea.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/i_heart_roisin_dubh/DSCF0208.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/i_heart_roisin_dubh/DSCF0209.jpg

[Moonlit Raven]

You're right, that was a bad idea. You look scary. You would be a cutie if you had hair.... and smiled.

:p

Also, has anyone ever told you that your avatar looks kind of like Q in his judgement getup when he was trying to fry Picard and the rest of the human race?

[AdventWings]

Lil Mohawk. :p

Nice one, Slayer.

[Storm Veritas]

Shave that top shit off. It'll look fine bald, but right now it looks like a feral, gonorrhea infested wolverine dropped a deuce on your dome.

[Skie and Avery]

Wow, I didn't realize what you meant when you were telling me about your minihawk on the phone... I'd feel sympathy if I weren't laughing so hard? Was it the big boobed tramp that did it? And don't worry, when you get on the truck, we'll get you fixed up. *thumbs up?*

[Witchblade]

He reminds me of one of those slightly crazed skinheads in that picture. o.O

Please fix him, Manda!

[SnootchyBootchykins]

I shall do my best. Let this be a lesson on not to get haircuts from people you don't trust.

[Moonlit Raven]

Some people are beyond all hope. Remember your multicolored pastel hairdo?

[Skie and Avery]

The pink/purple/blue one or the one that went tie-dye around my entire head in the full rainbow? Or the pink and platinum? Or the fish bowl green/blue? Or the christmas red and green? Or the black with a pink underlayer?

[Moonlit Raven]

The pastel one, you goof. I try out block out the events surrounding the fishbowl blue.

[Skie and Avery]

Like when I dyed the cats? And my... other cat?

[Moonlit Raven]

I refuse to comment.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/Elenstar/HPIM2349.jpg

This is a pic thread so.... Cute pic of my fur baby, Lenny.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/Elenstar/HPIM2320.jpg

Also a newer one of me, its about a month or so old. Yay, my red hair goes unseen.

[Skie and Avery]

Oh, not going to rise to my baiting? It didn't work on me anyway. But the real cats looked loverly! Wish I had a picture of Buddy and the pink mohawk fauxhawk he had for a while. Damn lazy cat. Anywho, so I don't also be stupid, more pictures! Yay cameraphone!

And Lenny's a lanky, lazy thing. Like your husband. (( Much <3s jason! ))

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/impish.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/damnimsohotomg.jpg

[Moonlit Raven]

You look cute! Actually Lennerz is not lanky, he's got a little potbelly. Didn't you see the tummy pooch?

[streak101]

Me! (http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/streak101/l_a8c5dad955506170de142b33e45a0b6e.jpg)

dorky me (http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/streak101/l_24fa95dbdd9ca05c154f5a7f35c40828.jpg)

me with er...girl who is friend(Rocker) (http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/streak101/l_bc7d6758da34491aae2c72529c5b6b5b.jpg)

me with another....girl who is friend(gangster?) (http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/streak101/l_94f276605c7002f1037bd856bcecac7c.jpg)

I seem to look different in every picture.......poor me, and my weird facial expressions....

[Erirag the Poet]

You mislabeled those, streak. The last one was dorky. And you so cuuuute! *pinches cheeks*

[streak101]

*blushes* yeah yeah....I'm always the cute one....how come everyone tells me that?

[Cyrus the virus]

I used to be the cute one, then I got old =(

*steals youth*!

[Moonlit Raven]

I finally got pictures from my mom of my visit to Oklahoma, more importantly pictures of my niece and nephew.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/Elenstar/200718-21AprilPixs114.jpg
This cute little chunky thing is Haden, age six months, also called 'Beef'. My brother started it, I was tempted to call him drool monster.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/Elenstar/200718-21AprilPixs257.jpg
The little cutie on the Harley is Trinity, age 2. I call her 'Tidbit', have been since was born.

[Artifex Felicis]

I was wondering where you got the name Haden from.

Also, awesome cycle, and cute kids.

[Skie and Avery]

I can't believe Trinity is already two! x.x

[Moonlit Raven]

Originally they were going to name him Haven but changed it at the last minute.

Yep, time flies huh Manda? Poor Trinity still doesn't have much hair at this point. Lol, I think she looks a little bit like a female Yoda.

[Karuka]

That little boy has the goofiest grin. :D

So cute.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Well, you asked for it...

http://a462.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_949a6a773e5f49a168e0166f26cea315.jpg

[Nephilium]

Oh my Rolf! Lovely pic.

[Blackjack]

I hope that's not a life size kiera knightley O_o.

I FINALLY got a picture with a storm trooper at comicon. Such a nice storm trooper to take pictures with the silly asian person!

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u239/Bontachan/stromtrooper.jpg

And this is just me messing around with my webcam. I'm going to be Misa Amane from Death Note for Anime Expo, so i guess this is just me as movie misa. My actual costume and wig are on their way, i'm excited!

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u239/Bontachan/Picture400.jpg

[Raelyse]

Momo, i've seen you before. Who were you before?

[Artifex Felicis]

Holy crap I envy your geekdom Elijah. I envy you. Also, awesome picture.

Also, I think Momo is the old Bonta Chan or somesuch like that. I think...

Still, nice job getting someone to pose for you in the con. Stormtroopers are fun.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Deathnote!!!!

[Blackjack]

oh boy you guys remember me. It's been a really long time. You're right, I'm bonta chan. Spending some lovely free summer time on Althanas. I'm glad you remember me tho, i remember you!

[Fia]

Huzzah! A boy who is smiling in his picture. Wonders never cease in this thread.

Oh and I love the bangs, Momo. You look so cute. Sometimes I wish my hair could be that straight without flat-ironing the crap out of it.

I went to my first comicon last year, mostly for my boyfriend, but now I think it will be fun to go again. Plus I'm super close to where it's held. I just remember this one girl who was the corpse bride and she looked great.

[Max Dirks]

Unhand my wench, Elijah, or it's to the locker for ya.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Not just any ol' smile, but the biggest, dorkiest one I could muster!

[Cyrus the virus]

I was bored so I scanned my hair. It's soft.

http://img131.imagevenue.com/loc514/th_93886_Hair3_122_514lo.JPG (http://img131.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93886_Hair3_122_514lo.JPG)

http://img168.imagevenue.com/loc456/th_93907_Hair92_122_456lo.JPG (http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93907_Hair92_122_456lo.JPG)

[Massacre]

Very soft, by the looks of it. You're silly. :p

[Synful_Blood]

But not as awesome (or silly) as Artifex, who scanned his FACE.

[Cyrus the virus]

Except my hair is better than his face!

[Ther]

Momo, i've seen you before. Who were you before?

And I swear I saw her before as well...was it at Comic-Con?

[Blackjack]

oooo nice hair! it looks soft and free of split ends, lucky you! How long is you hair, cyrus?

And if it was at an Arizona Comic-Con, then yes, you probably saw me, Santhalas. I haven't been to the San diego one yet. BUt i'll be at anime expo, so if you go, look for me!

[Cyrus the virus]

Umm, in the back it's mid-shoulder blade level, in the front it's just passed my shoulders. I never get split ends and I rule.

It used to be down to my butt :) That was a bit much.