The Slogan Generator

[Lucien]

A complete waste of time, that's what this thread is.

But it's a damn funny one. Check this out. (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?) Type in a word and see the funny pop right out. A few brilliant gems...

Me:
1.) I do taste good... (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=Slogan.jpg)
2.) Wish someone would put the 'Ooo' in me. (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=Slogan2.jpg)

For Cyrus:
Dirty babe... (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=MattSlogan.jpg)

Try 'er out and post your funnies up here.

[Zook Murnig]

Nothing comes between me and my magician.

[Letho]

Get busy... (http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/lordtitt0/untitled.jpg)

:D

[Farmboy]

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Jake.

Aww, yeah.

EDIT:
A Jake A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

Much better. XD

EDITED EDIT:
P-P-P-Pick Up A Jake.

MUCH Much better.

EDITED EDITED EDIT:
Snap Into A Slim Jake.

Last one, I swear.

EDITED EDITED EDITED EDIT:
We Bring The Good Jake To Life.

Okay, so I lied..

EDITED EDITED EDITED EDITED EDIT:
Big Chocolate Jake.

I just had to. XD

EDITED EDITED EDITED EDITED EDITED EDIT:
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Jake.

X_D

EDITED EDITED EDITED EDITED EDITED EDITED EDIT:
A Smooth-Running Jake is a Relaxing Experience.

Last one, seriously.

[Lucien]

I swear I did not alter these. Not only that, they also came up in a row. I used my favorite word for these babies.

1. (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=Slogan3Notme.jpg)
2. (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=Slogan4notme.jpg)
3. (http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/?action=view&current=Slogan5Notme.jpg)

[Zook Murnig]

Get busy... (http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/lordtitt0/untitled.jpg)

:D

It's just for me and my lesbians.

[Atzar]

Go On, Get Your Tits Out.

"How Do You Eat Your Tits?

Double the Pleasure, Double the Tits.

((This is oddly amusing.....))

EDIT: Ok, now it's crossed the line.

"I'm Cuckoo For Balls."

[Letho]

"It's Not All Redheads, Redheads, Redheads, you know."

It's not? :confused:

[Atzar]

ROFL!!!

"Look, Ma, No Dick!"

Yes, I'm strange, but you know it's funny.

[Cyrus the virus]

"It Does Exactly What It Says On The Prostate."

"A Taste For Prostate."

"I'm Only Here For The Urine."

I can waste my whole life here...

[Artifex Felicis]

"Colin Unscripted."

"Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Cat Boy."

"Sometimes You Feel Like a Cat Boy, Sometimes You Don't."

"Moving at the Speed of Boobies."

"You're in Good Hands with A Cat Girl."

"Because So Much Is Riding On Your Leon."

"Because you Deserve a Cat Boy Today!"

A Cat Boy Really Satisfies.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Penis.

I love this thing.

EDIT: Testing the length of how big the text can be

"Get In My Leon Timyon's Awesome Body."

"America's Most Trusted Tits, Tails, And General Nakedness Is On Althanas."

[hamnat]

"It's Not All Redheads, Redheads, Redheads, you know."

Holy shit-on-a-stick! The world must be comin to an end!! Did GUA actually manage to beat us!? Noooo!! I don't want to lose the ability to punch things for negligible damage!!!

[hamnat]

Where's the Shenjara?

With a name like Shenjara, it has to be good.(too true...sniff)

Built Shenjara tough.(in other words, it's wimpy)

You'll never put a better bit of Shenjara on your knife.(you never should anyways...)

So easy, no wonder Shenjara is #1.(once again, too true)

For that hard-earned thirst, Shenjara.(rowr...I can only think dirty thoughts about this...)

Strong and beautiful, just like Shenjara.

(and my favorite)Mama Mia, that'sa one spicey Shenjara!(^_^)

those were all in order too. *the random sloganizer likes Shen...in fact it nearly tasted a Torch, but I managed to keep it from getting...too close....*

Edit: after a few moe clicks of the button..."Get in my Shenjara" "Have Shenjara your way" and "Make it a Shenjara night"....disturbing, eh?

[Ürei]

"Whatever You're Into, Get Into Death"

"The Biggest Death Pennies Can Buy"

"Death, and on, and on.."

"Please Don't Squeeze The Grim Reaper"

"A Death Works Wonders"

"Death Just Feels Right"

"Gotta Lotta Death"

"Designed for Death, Engineered To Last"

"Moms Like You Choose Death"

I love this, I truly do!

Edit:

"Death Is So Bracing"

"Death, Take Me Away"

This could be slogans for a mass suicide site.

[Empyrean]

"It's different in a Gina."
"Come fly the friendly Gina."


Should have figured this would lead my mind to the gutter.

This is way fun.

[Skie and Avery]

"Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Manda?"
Yes, my children, clothe yourselves in my love, and my love alone.

"Come One, Come All To Manda."
You shall all be my minions.

"With A Name Like Manda, It Has To Be Good."
These people really got their shit together.

"Give That Man A Heavy Petting."
This is my personal slogan for Letho.

"Where Do You Want Your Syphilitic Penis Slit To Go Today?"
Oh....wow... I think I'm done... I'm laughing so hard I think I peed myself.

Okay, one more.

"The Queen of Uncontrollable Bladders."
Holy crap that was perfect!

[Zook Murnig]

"The Queen of Uncontrollable Bladders."
Holy crap that was perfect!

No, that would be uncontrollable BOWELS.

[Lucien]

"Grab life by the Vagina."
My god, that's just some funny imagery.

[Zook Murnig]

It's not all danger, danger, danger, you know.

Snap into a sorrow!

Sweet as the moment when the terror went "pop."

Let's face the music and misery. (God that sounds so emo, I think I'll go cut myself now.)

[Ataraxis]

Made In Scotland From Feces.

Only Feces Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Just for the Taste of Feces.

Just One Gonorrhea - Give It To Me!

Give the Dog a Gonorrhea.

The Coolest Nuts on Ice.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Nuts.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Nuts.


Feces with the Less Fattening Centres.

I'm in love.

[Max Dirks]

It's Just For Me And My Max Dirks.

Run For The Dirks

[Sorahn]

"For the Funk You Don't Yet Know." o.O

"And All Because The Lady Loves Sorahn."
That's right.

"Reach Out and Touch Sorahn."
O_O

"The Bewbies With The Hole."
....wtf?

"Bewbies. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be."
Very true.

"Yo Quiero Your Mom."
AAAAHAHAHAHA

"Nothing Sucks Like A Your Mom."
Grammar is for l00zerz. That's priceless.

"Kids Will Do Anything For Your Mom."
... MILF!

[Ithermoss]

We Don't Make Death And Taxes. We Make Death And Taxes Better.

[Zook Murnig]

Would you give someone your last depression?

This is not your father's tiredness.

America's most trusted worry.

Come see the softer side of drudgery.

Nothing works better than misery.

My anti-drug is drudgery.

It seems like this thing is rather suicidal. >.>

[Moonlit Raven]

Only Manslaughter Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Welcome To Horror Country.
0.o

Say It With Horror.
...eek?

We Build Horror.
Acquired all three in a row, not kidding.

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Jenn.
....Oh dear.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Pus@@.
(Edited for immature audiences)

I laughed so hard my sides hurt after I got that one.

Choosy moms choose Dismemberment.

[Sighter Tnailog]

For Findelfin:

Grab Life by the Elf

Elf-Lickin' Good

Also...

SURPRISE! (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Lorenor%27s+Penis)

[Serilliant]

Sorry, this one's gotta make an appearance:

Tonight, Let It Be Anal.

[Zieg dil' Tulfried]

"Is it live or is it Zieg?"

"See the Zieg, Feel the Shine"

"If you really want to know, Look in the Zieg."

[Zook Murnig]

Not from the generator, but worth mentioning.

"Move Zieg for great justice."